anaheim-gazette 1952-12-07

B-4 Anaheim Gazette SUNDAY MORNING, DEC. 7, 1952 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA HOLIDAY SPECIAL! BRING IN ENTIRE FAMILY FOR THE PIECE OF ONE! CUT RATE CLINIC HOLIDAY SPECIAL! BRING IN ENTIRE FAMILY OAKY AND INBAD THE TAILOR HAVE BEEN USHERED INTO THE AUGUST PRESENCE OF THE SHAH OF OSHAH... HI, YOUR HIGHNESS. THIS IS SIR OAKY DOAKS! GLAD T'MEETCHA! HELLO, INBAD. HE HAS RESCOUED MANY DAMSELS IN DISTRESS! SCORCHY SMIT OPAL, YOU'RE A TYPICAL IDEAUST! YOUR EVERS SEE REALITY... TOO LATE! ALL RIGHT, FRIENDS! YOU PERBUDE THE GUARDIAN OF THE SHRINE TO TELL WHERE SHE HID OGARS RUBY! SCORCHY SMITH YOU'VE BE TRAVED ASTER...AND ME TO THE LIMBANS! OPAL, YOU'RE A TYPEAL IDEAUST! YOUR EYES SEE REALITY...TOO LATE! ALL RIGHT, FRIENDS! YOU PERSEVERE THE GUARDIAN OF THE SHRINE TO TELL WHERE SHE HID OGARS RUBY! DICKIE DARE I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU WERE NO GOOD- A BUDDY OF THAT FOREIGNER, LIPIN'SKY! COULON WAUGH YOU LAY OFF LIPPY! HE'S AS GOOD AN AMERICAN AS YOU ARE! PLOG ADV OF PATSY I AM DISAPPOINTED HERE SO FAR! IN LITTLE SIGNS OF LIFE/NO EXCITEMENT WHATSOEVER! EXCITEMENT?? WHEREVER YOU BEEN ANYHOW! EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA OH DIANA SPURF ON, BOB! I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE, BUT I JUST COULDN'T HELP IT! I WAS DELAYED IN THE BEAUTY PARLOR FOR THE PAST THREE HOURS!! OH DIANA BUT I JUST COULDN'T HELP IT! I WAS DELAYED IN THE BEAUTY PARLOR FOR THE PAST THREE HOURS THE GOLFERS' F.B.I. FINDS BALLS INSTANTLY!! SAY, THAT ALL RIGHT. NOT A BAD NAME FOR MY GOLF BALL-FINDING INVENTION!! IT'S GOOD, M'BOY!! THEY' SELL LIKE HOT CAKES... BETTER GET TO PRODUCIN' EM QUICK... AND LOTS OF EM!! THAT'S THE OLD COLLEGE: SPIRIT... EVERYBODY GET IN THERE AND PITCH!! JAY ALAN I THAT BETTY SMITH HAS STEAL MER BOY F CAFE STEAM BATHS HOLIDAY SPECIAL! BRUNG IN ENTIRE FAMILY FOR THE PRICE OF ONE CUP OF Coffee. HE HAS RESCUED MANY DAMSELS IN DISTRESS! HE CAN HAVE THE JOB, INBAD. TELL HIM WHAT TO DO. NOW LEAVE ME—I WANT TO PLAY WITH MY TRAINS. ALFRED'S GETTING PRETTY SHARP ABOUT SAVING MONEY — ROSY WANTED HIM TO TAKE HER TO A SHOW, BUT HE TALKED HER INTO VISITING TOYLAND INSTEAD! VISIT OUR TOYLAND OAKY AND INBAD THE TAILOR HAVE JUST HAD AN AUDIENCE WITH THE SHAH OF OSHAH... INBAD, YOU BROUGHT ME HERE TO RESCUE TWELVE BEAUTIFUL DAMSELS IN DISTRESS—and IT'S HIGH TIME I GOT STARTED! YOU CAN START TODAY, OAKY! THE TWELVE DAMSELS ARE MY DAUGHTERS! ALL RIGHT, FRIENDS! YOU PERSONALIZE THE GUARDIAN OF THE SHRINE TO TELL WHERE SHE HID OGARS RUBY! CUT, THE JETS, GOR! LET'S MAKE A QUIET APPROACH! SCORCHY'S TEAM OR VETERAN SPACEMEN AND ROBOTS, INTENT ON RESTORING ASTAR'S STOLEN SADDLED RUBY, SILENTLY STEAL TOWARD THE GREAT SHRINE, NOT KNOWING THAT INTERPLANETARY INTRIGUE ALREADY BOILS WITHIN... ALL RIGHT, FRIENDS! YOU PERSHARE THE GUARDIAN OF THE SHRINE TO TELL WHERE SHE HID OGARS RUBY! CUT THE JETS, GOR! LET'S MAKE A QUIET APPROACH! SCORCHY'S TEAM OR VETERAN SPACEMEN AND KOBOTS, INTENT ON RESTORING ASTAR'S STOLEN-SAORED RUBY, SILENTLY STEAL TOWARD THE GREAT SHRINE, NOT KNOWING THAT INTERLAPETARY INTRIGUE ALREADY BOILS WITHIN... PLOG HERE COMES THE CADET OFFICER OF THE DAY — THIS MEANS TROUBLE WITH A BIG TROUBLE! H'M. REILLY IS JE BECAUSE DARE ATTN HIS GIRL, HE CALLS FRIEND LIPINSKY A F GETS A BLACK EYE HANGS ONE ON DARE... THE WHOLE CITY IS BUSITING WITH EXCITEMENT...OVER THE FUJING SAUCER NEWS!! EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA TELEV A FUJING SAUCER IS NEWS? HO HO HO WAHA! WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? PATSY THINKS MAY BE HER STUDIO VISITOR NEEDS TO BE BROUGHT UP TO DATE ON THE LATEST NEWS!!! I WAS DELAYED IN THE BEAUTY PARLOR FOR THE PAST THREE HOURS GEE---! DID YOU GET WAITED ON? JEEPERS, DIANA. I'M WORRIED. MY BOY FRIEND TR THAT IF I DON'T S EATING SO MUCH AN SOME WEIGHT, HE GO OUT WITH ME AN I WAS DELAYED IN THE BEAUTY PARLOR FOR THE PAST THREE HOURS GEE---! DID YOU GET WAITED ON? JEEPERS, DIANA. I'M WORRIED. MY BOY FRIEND TO THAT IF I DON'T EATING SO MUCH AND SOME WEIGHT, HE GO OUT WITH ME ANYWAY. WHEN YOU AND MYRA SETTIN' OUT ON YOUR TRIP TO SELL THEM GOLF BALL FINDERS, PETERS? THE GOLFERS' FB.I.? AS SOON AS WE CAN GET LITERATURE PRINTED A CAN BUILD A FIRE UNDER MYRA!!! MOVE OVER THOMAS EDISON, WE CARE REAL INVENTION! TOO BAD THEY'RE GETTING THEIR BUSINESS ROLLING TO LATE TO GET IN ON THE CHRISTMAG RUSH... THAT GIMMICK WOULD MAKE A GOLFER A SWELL PRESENT VISIT OUR TOYLAND GEE, I WONDER HOW THAT WORKS UNCLE ALFRED! UNCLE ALFRED'S GOTTA PAY THE MAN FIFTY DOLLARS ON ACCOUNTA HE BLEW UP THE STORE! THE TWELVE DAMSELS ARE MY DAUGHTERS! G-GOSH ALL HEMLOCK! THE SHAH FELL IN LOVE WITH THEM AND THEY AGREED TO NARRY HIM! GEE, INBAD! DID THEY MARRY HIM? NO, OAKY! THEY GAVE HIM THE BRUSH-OFF WHEN THEY LEARNED THAT HE PLAYS WITH TOY TRAINS! EVEN WITH THE JETS OFF, WATCH US COME DOWN LIKE FEATHERS! LIKE A TON OF FEATHERS! SCREAMING WON'T SUMMON HELP, DEAR OPAL! THESE WALLS ARE SOUNDPROOF! EVEN WITH THE JETS OFF, WATCH US COME DOWN LIKE FEATHERS! LIKE A TON OF FEATHERS! SCREAMING WON'T SUMMON HELP, DEAR OPAL! THESE WALLS ARE SOUNDPROOE! AND WITHIN... H'M. REILLY IS JEALOUS BECAUSE DARE ATTRACTS HIS GIRL. HE CALLS DARE'S FRIEND LIPINSKY A FOREIGNER, GETS A BLACK EYE, HANGS ONE ON DARE... I SHOULD EXPEL YOU BOTH... UNLESS... IF YOU COULD FIGHT ANOTHER WAY... WITH WORDS AND IDEAS... ALL THE EXCITEMENT OVER A FLUING SAUCER! WHERE I COME FROM, THOSE THINGS ARE AGE-OLD CONTRAPTIONS... DON'T YOU SEE THEM OFTEN? HOW BACKWARD CAN A PLANET GET? JUST A MINUTE, MISS ANNA X... ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY YOU'RE FROM ANOTHER PLANET? MY BOY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT IF I DON'T STOP EATING SO MUCH AND LOSE SOME WEIGHT, HE WON'T GO OUT WITH ME ANYMORE! OH, WHAT A SHAME! YE-ES... I'LL MISS HIM SO. MY BOY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT IF I DON'T STOP EATING SO MUCH AND LOSE SOME WEIGHT, HE WON'T GO OUT WITH ME ANYMORE! OH, WHAT A SHAME! YE-ES---- I'LL MISS HIM GO. THE GOLFERS' FB.I.?... JUST AS SOON AS WE CAN GET SOME LITERATURE PRINTED AND I CAN BUILD A FIRE UNDER MYRA!!! MOVE OVER, THOMAS EDISON, WE GOT A REAL INVENTION!! THEIR BUSINESS ROLLING CHRISTMAS RUSH. THAT LITTLE PERA SWELL PRESENT— 12-8 JAY ALAN- "THE TROUBLE IS, WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND DON'T BUY IT, YOU DON'T HAVE IT!"