anaheim-gazette 1952-10-13

6 Anaheim Gazette MONDAY, OCTOBER 18, 1930 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA FOR THREE YEARS IVE BEEN MAKING A LIVING BY PASSINGTHE HAT ON FOURTH AND MAIN-- CUST-RARE CLINIC BUSINESS & FINANCIAL ADVICE DIVISION BUT WITH INFLATION AND EVERYTHING, I CAN'T LIVE ON THE LOUSY IS A DAY I'M TAKING IN! FIVE BUCKS A DAY, EH? WELL, IF YOU CAN'T LIVE ON FIVE BUCKS A DAY, I RECOMMEND THAT YOU MOVE TO A DIFFERENT CORNER RIGHT AWAY! OAKY DOAKS HEY! I THOUGHT I HEARD OAKY'S VOICE! ER---DO YOU MIND IF I SIT DOWN, TOO, ROSIE? I HOPED YOU WOULD, OAKY!-- AND SIT CLOSE TO ME--SO WE CAN NECK! SCORCHY SKITE KREEG'S UMBIAN'S DESTROVED OUR WHOLE SPACE FLEET! MY SHIP ALONE ESCAPED WITH ONLY A FEW MOUNDED CREWMEN! AND NO FATALITIES! NO MISSING !? WE ADDED A GOOD MAN WHEN WE DISCOVERED A NEW PLANET CALLED EARTH! OH YES! ONE TRAIT OWN SECOND SVEND! RICHY SMITH WHOLE SPACE FLEET! A NEW PLANET CALLED EARTH! DICKIE DARE OKAY, DANKARD; COME ABOARD! TAKE THAT HAND OUTA YER POCKET ALWAYS GUAD TO... ©BLUE... CRA ADV OF PATSY ARE YOU PLUMB LOCO? IN THAT'S BLACK BOLT IN THERE! I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU/MOU WANT TO BECOME THE WORLD'S CHAMPION BRONC RIDER, DON'T YOU? BILLY COOK CERTAINLY IS A TERRIFIC DANCER! HE TAUGHT ME TO DO PRACTICALLY ALL THE LATEST DANCE STEPS IN ONLY TWO LESSONS! IMAGINE! JEEPERS! I GUESS HE DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE SO CLUTE! PETERS, DID YOU HEAR WHAT THE COMMITTEE DECIDED TO DO WITH THE MONEY THEY COLLECTED FOR A MEMORIAL FUND FOR YOU WHEN EVERYBODY THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD? NO, WHAT'D THEY DECIDE TO DO WITH IT? OF COURSE THE DISPOSAL OF THE MONEY IS ABSOLUTELY NO BUSINESS OF PETERS BUT WE HOPE THE COMMITTEES DECISION SUITS HIM BECAUSE...WELL, WE KNOW PETERS!! MODEST M Trademark Registered U. JAY ALAN10-11 I YOU KNOW THESE GALS THAT SIT LOOKING LIKE THEY NEVER DID ANY IF YOU CAN'T ON FIVE BUCKS I RECOMMEND YOU MOVE TO DIFFERENT CORNER LIGHT AWAY! OKAYSIT CLOSE SO WE NECK! OW! MY NECK!! OAKY DOAKS! TAKE YOUR ARMS FROM AROUND THAT--THAT HOYDEN!! IT'S R.P.PRINCESS P.P.POMONA! BUT, POMONA! I DIDN'T HAVE MY ARMS AROUND HER! OAKY, SHE CALLED ME A HOYDEN! AND I'LL CALL Y THAT AGAIN HOYDEN!! OH YES! WE CAUGHT ONE TRAITOR...MY OWN SECOND OFFICER, SVEND! SV... !?! AS AN UNBIASED VISITOR FROM SPACE, EARTHMAN SCORCHY IS ASKED TO TACKLE THE MYSTERY OF ASTAR'S STOLEN GREAT RUBY TALISMAN. AFTER TOURING THE SHRINE, OPAL SEEMS TO BE DISTURBED BY SOMETHING LERA SAWS... ON YOUR LAST SPACE VOYAGE, YOU FOUND YOUR OWN SECOND OFFICER V A TRAITOR! NEW PLANET ED EARTH! DUNDERATION! CRACK CRACK 10/11 OKAY... NOW TAKE THIS AND DO JUST EXACTLY AS I SAY! HE USED TEN LESSONS JUST TEACHING ME HOW TO MOVE MY FEET! AS AN UNBIASED VISITOR FROM SPACE, EARTHMAN SCORCHY IS ASKED TO TACKLE THE MYSTERY OF ASTAR'S STOLEN GREAT RUBY TALISMAN. AFTER TOURING THE SHRING, OPAL SEEMS TO BE DISTURBED BY SOMETHING LERA SAYS... BOOTH FIRED A THE SAME TIM CRACK CRACK BOTH DREW GUNS... COULOON Waugh I'VE GOT A HUNCH THAT 'BLACK BOLT IS A MUSIC LOVER... DANGER GEE RALPH, IT WAS SO NICE OF YOU TO COME. I WAS GO SURPRISED TO SEE YOU IT'S BEEN AGES SINCE YOU LAST CALLED ON ME! THAT'S RIGHT, DIANA SOMETHING LIKE THREE OR FOUR MONTHS AGO. MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U. B. Palmetto Office THESE GALS THAT SIT AROUND ALL DRESSED UP KE THEY NEVER DID ANYTHING-WELL, THEY DON'T!! SINCE YOU LAST CALLED ON ME! SO THE COMMITTEE HAS DECIDED WHAT TO DO WITH THE MONEY THEY COLLECTED FOR A MEMORIAL FOR ME, HEY? GOING TO RETURN THE MONEY AND FORGET THE WHOLE THING? NOPE...THEY VOTED TO USE IT TO SET UP A FUND TO TRY TO KEEP OUR YOUNG FOLKS FROM ALWAYS GON' OFF TO THE BIG CITIES TO SEEK THEIR FORTUNES! HMM...PROBABLY A WORTHY OBJECTIVE BUT IT'LL TAKE QUITE A BIT OF DOING!! WE'LL HAVE TO HEAR MORE OF THE PLAN!! EXIT ONLY DO NOT ENTER STOP NO RIGHT TURN P.D. LEARN TO DO THINGS THE RIGHT WAY -AT CUT-RATE CLINIC ALFRED OLDHAM MANAGER Y, SHE ED ME DEN! AND I'LL CALL YOU THAT AGAIN! HOYDEN!! WHAT'S A HOYDEN? GOSH! I DUNNO! ROSIE, THIS IS PRINCESS POMONA! SO WHAT? NOBODY, NOT EVEN A PRINCESS, IS GONNA CALL ME A NAME I NEVER HEARD! ON YOUR LAST SPACE VOYAGE, YOU FOUND YOUR OWN SECOND OFFICER WAS A TRAITOR?!! YES! SVEND! DID YOU KNOW HIM? KNOW HIM? NO! I...I HAD READ OF HIS CAREER! BUT... I SUGGEST WE BID OPAL FAREWELL! ALL OF US MAY HAVE MANY THINGS TO THINK ABOUT. FOUND YOUR OWN SECOND OFFICER WAS A TRAVATOR! HIM? READ OF HIS CAREER! BUT... OF US MAY HAVE MANY THINGS TO THINK ABOUT. BOTH FIRED AT THE SAME TIME CRACK CRACK BOTH HAVE BEEN HIT IN THE GUN HAND... BUT I'M TH' GUY WITH A GUN FOR EACH HAND! REACH, OR YOU GET LEFT! DANGER GO AHEAD! START STRUMMING A PRETTY WESTERN TUNE! T-THERE NEVER WAS A HORSE THAT COULDN'T BE RODE... THERE NEVER WAS A COWBOY WHO COULDN'T BE THROWED! THAT'S RIGHT, DIANA. SOMETHING LIKE THREE OR FOUR MONTHS AGO. SIGHE WE MUST GET TOGETHER AGAIN REAL SOON. BYE, NOW--- AND HAVE A NICE WINTER. MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office SUPER TURNPIKE ONE WAY 10-13 JAY ALAN BUT IF IT'S JUST A ONE WAY ROAD, HOW IN THE WORLD DO WE GET BACK?