anaheim-gazette 1952-04-14

Anaheim Gazette MONDAY, APRIL 14, 1938 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA WILL THEY ALLOW 'ALFRED' ON THE BUS? I HATE ARGUMENTS! DON'T WORRY, RITA - I'M A DIPLOMAT! HEY! GET THAT LONG-BEAKED BUZZARD OFF THIS BUS! HA! A GUY LIKE YOU SHOULD TALK ABOUT LONG BEAKS! NOW THAT WE'RE ENGAGED, LADY GERTIE, LET'S GET MARRIED RIGHT AWAY! BUT, YOUR MAJESTY-- YOU HAVEN'T EVEN KISSED ME! THAT'S KID STUFF! BUT, ER... COULD I SIT ON YOUR LAP? COMMAND DECK TO GO! TRIM COURSE 20 NORE LEFT? SCORCHY! YOU'RE HEADING US STRAIGHT AT THE LUMBIAN SHIPS! YOU WANT US TO BURN OUR LAST FUEL IN A KILLER DIVE ON KREEGER'S FLEET... AND DIE IN A BLAZE OF GLORY? COMMAND DECK TO GOR! TRIM COURSE OF MORE LEFT! SCORCHY SMITH YOU'RE HEADING US STRAIGHT AT THE LUMBAN SHIPS! YOU WANT US TO BURN OUR LAST FUEL IN A KILLER DIVE ON KREEG'S FLEET AND DIE IN A BLAZE OF GLORY? DICKIN DARK THE CADET WHO SAVED DELL REMOIDS' LIFE IS BEING SWEPT AWAY IN THE TUMBLE OF SURF... A LIFE-BUOY HURTLES TOWARD HIM...BUT HE DOESN'T GRAB AT IT — BECAUSE HE'S OUT COLD SHOULD I GO AFTER HUM? BUT THERE'S A DOZEN STILL TO BE SAVED THAT FREIGHTER MAY SINK ANY SECOND. ADV. OF PATSY MAN, I PRESENT ANTHONY VAN BUOGNS-HAM! THANK YOU FOR MY DEBUT PERFORMANCE ON TELEVISION, I WILL TAKE YOU ON A TOUR... INTO THE ELEMENTARY VESTIBULES OF SCIENCE! IT WILL BE EXCITING AND EXHILARATING!! AND WHAT'S MORE IT WILL BE... OH, DIANA HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A NICE, BIG CHOCOLATE Sundae WITH NUTS, WRAPPED CREAM, etc.-etc-... LET'S WALK UP TO MAIN STREET AND I'LL BUY YOU ONE. I GOT A BETTER IDEA! OH, DIANA WITH NUTS, WRIAPPED CREAM, ETC-ETC--- MM-M! IT WAS VERY SWEET OF YOU TO HELP ME WITH THE DISHES MY DEAR! NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I'LL GO UPSTAIRS AND FIX THE GUEST ROOM FOR YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND! BUT... BUT HE WON'T MY HUSBAND!!! -THAT IS NOT YET! WELL! WHAT GOES ON HERE? 1-12 WOW! NOW I SEE WHY GIFT HORSE IN A GUY LIKE YOU LD TALK ABOUT NO BEAKS! YAWK! HA! HA! NO! NO! HA -- HIC-HIC-- HIC-- WHAT WILL WE DO? SH HICOUPS FROM LAUGH WELL -- MIC MIC I DUMNO-- BUT YOU CAN TRY! TEE HEE! MAING CORNY AND LADY GERTIE GOTROCKS HAVE JUST GOTTEN ENGAGED, AND ALREADY THEY ARE MAKING PLANS... 4.14 I WOULDN'T L ROYAL WEDDIN LEV ROM WANT US TO OUR LAST FUEL BULLER DIVE ON 85 FLEET... DIE IN A OF GLORY? NO LERA! OUR ENEMIES ARE THE ONLY LIVING BEINGS IN MILLIONS OF QUICK MILES OF NOTHING! AND WHERE THERE'S LIFE...THERE'S HOPE! SUDDENLY FACED WITH A FATAL SHORTAGE OF FUEL, SCORCHY VEERS, ASTAR SPACE SHIP'S OFF COURSE AND AGAIN APPROACHES THE BATTERED ENEMY FLEET, LIMPING BACK TO THEIR OWN BASE ON LIMRA DURR LAST FUEL ILLER DIVE ON S FLEET DIE IN A OF GLORY? NO LEGEND, OUR ENEMIES ARE THE ONLY LIVING BENGES IN MILLIONS OF QUIC MILES OF NOTHING! AND WHERE THERE'S LIFE...THERE'S HOPE! SUDDENLY FACED WITH A FATAL SHORTAGE OF FUEL, SCORCHY VEERS ASTAR SPACE SHIP'S OFF COURSE AND AGAIN APPROACHES THE BATTTERED ENEMY FLEET, LIMPING BACK TO THEIR OWN BASE ON LIMBA BUT THERE'S A DOZEN STILL TO BE SAVED— THAT FREIGHTER MAY SINK ANY SECOND POOR LITTLE CADET—AS A WAVE ROLLS HIM OVER WE SEE HIS FACE... IT'S...PICKIE... DELL, DEAR, YOU'RE SAFE! BUT, JAG... ONE OF THE CADETS... JAC, WHERE IS HE? TO THE ELEMENTARY TIBULES OF SCIENCE! IT WILL BE EXCITING' AND EXHILARATING!! AND WHATS ARE IT. ILL BE... WHOOFT GULP!! BIARE WE STILL ALIVE? NATURAL! I'VE MERE DEMONSTRATION! SIMPLE AND HUMAN CHEMICAL REACTIO GOT A BETTER IDEA! LET'S RUN! AND MOM AND DAD ACTUALLY RAYED ABOUT HOW CHIC AND ATTRACTIVE I LOOKED IN MY NEW DATE DRESS! AND THERE I' ALL READY TO THE BIG DAIMAGINE! MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office SAY ALANNOW I SEE WHY THEY SAY NOT TO LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE FACE! ATTRACTIVE I LOOKED IN MY NEW DATE DRESS! NO...NOT YET!!! WE WERE ELOPING WHEN OUR PLAN RAN OUT OF GAS!...WE WERE GOING TO BE MARRIED THIS AFTERNOON THE FATE OF THE UNFORTUNATE PAIR, FOUNDED ON THE EDGE OF THE OF MATRIMONY, TOUCHED MYRA'S ROMANTIC HEART- WHAT WILL WE DO? SHE GOT HICCUPS FROM LAUGHINGWELL NEED DOW! OH MA! HA! HA! MACLURE NEWSPAPER SYNDICATION I WOULDN'T LIKE A ROYAL WEDDING! LET'S BE MORE ROMANTIC! HOW ROMANTIC D'YA WANTA BE? PLENTY! LET'S ELOPE! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE CARRIED DOWN A LADDER! GOTTA KEEP OUTA SIGHT! CIRCLE WIDE AND APPROACH FROM BEHIND SCORCHY, WHAT IS YOUR PLAN? I HOPE YOU CAN SAVE OUR LIVES AGAIN, BUT YOU'RE KILLING OUR DIGESTIONS!! GOTTA KEEP OUTA SIGHT! CIRCLE WIDE AND APPROACH FROM BEHIND SCORCHY, WHAT IS YOUR PLAN? I HOPE YOU CAN SAVE OUR LIVES AGAIN, BUT YOU'RE KILLING OUR DIGESTIONS!! JUMPED DOWN TO HELP ME I WAS THROWN AGAINST THE SHIP... I CRASHED INTO HIM... HE ISN'T ONE OF THESE BOYS- WHERE IS HE? JUST WHAT DICKIE WANTS TO KNOW AS A SUDDEN SHOCK JARS HIM BACK TO CONSCIOUSNESS... NATURALLY! IIVE MERELLY DEMONSTRATED A SIMPLE AND HARMLESS CHEMICAL REACTION!!! COMBINING SILICON CHLOROGLUPOXIC ACID WITH OLEUM TITANIUM! SMOKE SCREEN TO YOU! SO MUCH FOR ELEMENTARY COMBUSTION!! LET US PLUNGE DEEPER INTO... AND THERE I WAS—ALL READY TO GO TO THE BIG DANCE! IMAGINE!! BUT THEN—ALL OF A SUDDEN LIKE—SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT CAME UP! NO DATE!! IMAGINE!! GEE-B-A-... MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office 4-14 JAY ALAN- "THAT DENTIST YOU GOT ME A DATE WITH IS NOT PAINLESS, HE'S THE WORST PAIN IN THE NECK I EVER WENT OUT WITH!"