anaheim-gazette 1952-01-28

BATH HOUSE FOR HEALTH! DESERT HOT SPRING BATHS $20 YOU'RE GONNA DIG OUR OWN HOT SPRING AND SAVE DOUGH? CLANK! MURDOCK, FETCH OAKY AND THE COW THAT TRIED TO JUMP OVER THE MOON! HERE THEY ARE YOUR MAJESTY. HELLO, YOUR MAJESTY! HELLO, OAKY! WHERE'S THE COW? RICH YOUNG SCORCHY SMITH THAT REALLY COMPLETED MY RECOVERY, LERA! WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT... SHOCK THERAPY? HOW ABOUT ME? YOU'LL FACE CHALLENGE WHEN WE READ RENPEZVOURS! YOU'LL WATCH WHERE EVERYONE WATCH YOU! LET'S LOCK UP YIPPEE, AND NOW DICKIE DARE ARMSTRONG, MAYBE ONE OF THESE KEYS FITS THE DOOR TO THIS TRICK ATOMIC LAB! LET'S LOCK UP THAT FISSION MONKEY YIPPEE, AND NOW WE'VE LOCKED OL' DEVIL BLACK COUNT UP IN HIS ROOM, TOO ADV. OF PATSY WOW! MY MOUNTAIN HONEY... SHE'S WILD, WILD, WILD. TEE-R GIVE US AN JEEPERS, MOTHER—ARE YOU STILL MAKING KITCHEN TOWELS? YOU'RE WORKING AWFULLY HARD ON THEM. I SAW A SALE TODAY ON THE VERY SAME TOWEL YOU'RE MAKING— OH, DIANA AM...THERE IT IS! I WAS HOW? WHAT'RE DIANA AH...THERE IT IS!...I WAS SURE I REMEMBERED THIS LITTLE ITEM!! THIS'LL TAKE CARE OF MR. PETERS AND HIS "SAFE DRIVING" CAMPAIGN! YOU AIN'T GOT A THING TO WORRY ABOUT, SHERIFF...I'll TAKE CARE OF MR. PETERS! HOW?...WHAT'RE YOU UP TO CHARLIE? CHARLIE SEEMED VERY PLEASED WITH WHATEVER HE FOUND IN THE SHERIFF'S OLD RECORDS...BUT FROM THE GENERAL TENOR OF CHARLIE'S TALK WE DON'T THINK WE LIKE IT... ...IT LISTENS VERY MUCH LIKE A SLIGHT CASE OF BLACKMAIL OF OUR MR. PETERS!! MORRIS 1-26 Anaheim Gazette MONDAY, JANUARY 28, 1953 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA Carl Rayman 1-26 FLEA BRAIN! YOU WRECKED THE MAIN PIPE TO THE BATH HOUSE! HELLO, OAKY! WHERE'S THE COW? RIGHT HERE, YOUR MAJESTY! WELL, I'LL BE---! HER EFFORT SURE WORE HER DOWN! HOW ABOUT ME? YOU'LL FACE CHARGES WHEN WE REACH FLEET RENDEZVOUS! TILL THEN, YOU'LL WATCH GAGES WHERE EVERONE CAN WATCH YOU! GO! JOBS, WANT TO BET WHOLL BE THE NEXT SECOND OFFICER? HBC WE NOW BRING YOU SNEEZNDI COLD T PROGRAM—WE-- WHAT MADE HER SHRINK? I DID MAJES OVER THE WEEK END, SCORCHY COMPLETES HIS RECOVERY FROM RAPTION EFFECTS AS ASTAR SPACE SHIP'S FLASHES BEYOND THE SOLAR SYSTEM TOWARD THE FLEET RENDEZVOUS YIPPEE, AND NOW NEXT THING YIPPEE, AND NOW WE'VE LOCKED OL' DEVIL BLACK COUNT UP IN HIS ROOM, TOO NEXT THING IS TO... DROP THOSE SWORDS "DROP THOSE SWORDS!" IT WAS THE BLACK COUNT'S MAN FEETA! AND JUST WHEN THE BOYS HAD THE BLACK COUNT LOCKED IN HIS DUELLING ROOM TEE-RIFF! GIVE US AN ENCORE! BIG CHANCE NO! NO! MY SINGING CAREER IS RUINED!! TWO FOR NINETEEN CENTS, AIR BORUBE 1-26 COMPLETES HIS RECOVERY FROM RADIATION EFFECT AS ASTAR SPACE SHIP'S FLASHES BEYOND THE SOLAR SYSTEM TOWARD THE FLEET REMPEZIVOUS BOT ARMSTRONG LUNGES SUDDENLY... COME BACK! THEY WANT YOU FOR AN ENCORE ON THE "BIG CHANCE!" SHOW! I'M GOING UP TO MY ROOM NOW, DAD AND DO MY HOMEWORK. OKAY, DIANA. AND I'M GOING TO DOOR BECAUSE IT'S IMPORTANT THAT I ABSOLUTE QUIET STUDY FOR MY EX MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office I TOLD YOU I WAS GOING TO HAVE A VERY EXTINGUISHED DATE TONIGHT! SEE PETERS HAS STRUCK THE POPULAR FANCY WITH THE SUCCESS OF HIS "SAFE DRIVING" CAMPAIGN AND THAT'D BE BOUND TO HURT YOU AT THIS YEAR'S ELECTION SO WHAT I AIM TO DO IS TO GET PETERS OUT OF THIS SAFETY CAMPAIGN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! WELL, JUST HOW YOU AIM TO GET HER TO DROP HIS "SAFE DRIVING" CAMPAIGN HE AIN'T THE QUITTIN' KIND! HOW RIGHT THE SHERIFES IS. AND HE KNOWS IT HE'S CRUSHED SWORDS WITH PETERS BEFORE BUT ON THE VERY FACE OF IT WE DON'T LIKE THE LOOKS OF WHATEV CHARLIE HAS IN MIND — WE NOW BRING YOU THE SNEEZNDI COLD TABLET PROGRAM - WE -- KA-CHOOO. HIBL ANY-KA-CHOO DUE TO A SUDDEN EMERGENCY, THIS PROGRAM IS BEING INTERRUPTED -- KA-CHOOO WHAT MADE HER SHRINK? I DID YOUR MAIESTY! I WANTED TO FIND OUT IF I STILL HAD MY POWERS O'MAGIC. YOU FOUND OUT--NOW MAKE HER BIG AGAIN! YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO AGGRAVATE THE BEEF SHORTAGE! THE SHIP NEEDS A NEW SECOND OFFICER, SCORCHY! SHALL I PUT YOU ON THE CANDIDATE LIST? JUMPIN' JUPITER, LERA! I'M NOT QUALIFIED! I ONLY KNOW HOW TO JUMP ALONG AT 700 M.P.H. THANKS FOR THE FLATTERY, ANYWAY! FINE! YOU'RE ON THE LIST! COULON Waugh STRONG ESCAPE, DARE, GET HELP! OKAY! DIDJA HEAR THAT... SHOOTIN' THAT'S WHAT WE'RE PAYED TO DO—C'MON! BACK! ANT YOU ENCORE BIG SHOW! NO! NO! YOU WERE TERRIFIC ON THAT MILLBILLY SONG! IT WAS ALL A MISTAKE! MY DEBUT AS AN OPERA SINGER RUINED! MY WHOLE LIFE RUINED! GULP! SHOULD I TELL HER IT WAS ALL OK FAULT? OH, JEEPERS!! AND I'M GOING TO LOOK MY DOOR BECAUSE IT'S UTTERLY IMPORTANT THAT I HAVE ABSOLUTE QUIET WHILE I STUDY FOR MY EXAMS. I DEFINITELY MUST NOT BE STURBED FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER! UNLESS MY BOY FRIEND CALLS. BWOING! MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office WELL, JUST HOW DO YOU AIM TO GET HIM TO DROP HIS "SAFE DRIVING" CAMPAIGN, HE AIN'T THE QUITTIN' KIND! HOW RIGHT THE SHERiff AND HE KNOWS IT HE'S CROSSED WITH PETERS BEFORE THE VERY FACE OF IT WE ARE THE LOOKS OF WHATEVER HAS IN MIND. JAY ALAN WHICH ARE THE REAL SMART ONES? THE ONES THAT GIVE HOMOGENIZED MILK!