anaheim-gazette 1951-12-31

THAT STOVE WILL SURE KEEP US WARM WAITIN' FOR THE PARADE TO START! PASADENA TOURNAMENT OF ROSES LIGHT 'ER UP AND WE'LL BE COZY AS... BLAM! OAKY DOANS MURDOCK, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SIR OAKY WOULD REFUSE TO MARRY ONE OF MY BEAUTIFUL QUINTUPLETS? SIR OAKY AIN'T TH' MARRYIN' KIND QUEEN LUNA! SEE THAT PLANET? YEP! IT'S TH' EARTH! THE MAGIC OF ITS LIGHT MAKES ANY MAN THE MARRYING KIND! AS ASTAR SPACE SHIP NO.3 RIDES SACELY THROUGH THE ASTEROIDS ON ONE, MAJORIOUS SVEND SHOWS SECRETLY TO HIS QUARTERS! BUT THE SIGN ON THE DOOR IN THE ASTAR ALPHABET READS: GO RIGHT IN EARTHMAN! YOU'LL BE TAKEN CARE OF! A STAR SPACE GAP NO.3 RIDES SAFELY THROUGH THE ASTERoids ON OLE, MALCIOUS SVEUD SHOW'S SECRETLY TO HIS QUARTERS! BUT THE SIGN ON THE DOOR IN THE ASTAR ALPHABET READS: DANGER, KEEP OUT! GO RIGHT IN EARTHMAN! YOU'LL BE TAKEN CARE OF! TWIN THRILLS! CAPTAIN MCCRACKEN'S TREASURE—DIGGING DETAIL HIT METAL, but... WHY, IT'S SOMETHING SMOOTH, ROUNDED... IT'S NO CHEST, SIR... CADETS, WE'VE DUG INTO A MYSTERY NEARBY, TWO DIVERS ARE FORCING DICKIE AND ARMSTRONG DOWN INTO AN UNDERWATER CONTRACTION ADV. OF PATISE TICCO'S TELEVISION CAREER HITS AN UNEXPECTED SNAG! THIS FELLOW LANGSDALE! THE ATMOSPHERE HERE COULD BE JUST THE THING FOR COMBINING BUSINESS WITH ER NON-BUSINESS? WE CAME TO DISCUSS A CONTRACT! WHILE AT THE TV STUDIO... YOUR MY OUT ON TICCO... A FROM T THE SQUARE DANCE TONIGHT? VEEPERS! THAT BOUND JUST GEODYV, BERT! THANK YOU FOR ASKING ME. SAY! I HAVE A GOOD IDEA! LET'S ASK TUBBY AND SHARON! A DOUBLE DATE WOULD BE EVEN MORE FUN! THAT IS AN IDEA!! FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, PETERS, STOP BLOWING THAT HORN FOR A MINUTE!! I'M TRYIN' TO KEEP MYSELF AWake TILL MIDNIGHT! AND HE WASN'T TOOLING... IT'S THE LATEST HES STAYED UP SINCE LAST NEW YEAR'S EVE! HE HASN'T BEEN THE LIFE OF THE PARTY SINCE NEW YEARS 1924. Anaheim Gazette MONDAY, DECEMBER 31, 1957 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA YOU GUYS ARE SURE GONNA BE COZY! THEY ONLY HAD ONE ROSE PARADE SEAT LEFT. SO I'LL MATCH YOU FOR IT! TOO BAD YOU LOST ALFRED...SEE VA LATER! THE MAGIC OF LIGHT MAKES MAN THE RRYING KIND! AN' WOT'S ITS EFFECT ON WOMEN? WOW! ROBOTS AGAIN! THIS ROSY GLOW...EVERYWHERE! WHERE...WHAT IS THIS?! THE WHOLE PLACE GLONS! WHAT?? RADIATION! THIS MUST BE THE POWER ROOM...THE SHIP'S ATOMIC PILE! AND I'M IN IT!! HAPPY N BONG! BONG! BONG! I'M GETTING OUT HERE...LOCKED! SVEND GUY LOOKED IN! OPEN UP! HE OPEN! ROBOTS AGAIN! THIS ROSY GLOW... EVERYWHERE! WHERE... WHAT IS THIS?!! THE WHOLE PLACE GLOWS! WHAT??? RADIATION! THIS MUST BE THE POWER ROOM...THE SHIP'S ATOMIC PILE! AND I'M IN IT!!! IM GETTING OUT HERE... LOCKED! TIVEND GUN LOOKED IN! OPEN UP! HE OPEN! ARBY, TWO DIVERS ARE RACING DICKIE AND AMSTRONG DOWN INTO AN AERWATER CONTRAPTION THE DOOR SHUTS WITH A CLICK—THAT SEEMS TO BE THAT AIR! GASP-WATER'S GOING DOWN DARE... YOU ALL RIGHT? YEAH; GO MY BREATH BACK! WHER IN SAM HILL ARE WE ARMSTRON LE AT THE STUDIO... YOUR MOTHER WENT OUT ON BUSINESS, TICCO... A GENTLEMAN FROM THE CIRCUS, NAMED LANGSDALE! LANGSDALE? THAT MEAN OL CROOK? WHILE IT'S TRUE, I OWN THE CONTRACT RIGHTS TO THE PEARLESS TIFFANKE! IT WON'T BE IMPOSSIBLE FOR US TO REACH AN UNDERSTANDING, LISA DEAR! LOOK AT ME LISA AND LIST TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY!!! THAT IS AN IDEA!! YOU CAN TAKE SHARON AND I'LL GO WITH TUBBY! ORIGINALLY, THIS LAMP WAS AN OLD, BEAT-UP PIECE OF TREE TRUNK THEN MY DAD CLEANED IT, SHAPED IT, SANDED IT MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office YRE SURE LETTING THEIR HAIR DOWN TONIGHT, THIS IS THE THIRD TOUFEE WE'VE GOTTEN! And a Happy New Year to you & you & you The Peters AND HORRIS TOO BAD YOU LOST, ALFRED...SEE YA LATER! PASADENA TOURNAMENT OF ROSES 1952 HAPPY NEW YEAR COPYRIGHT 1952 M.CLURE NEWSPAPER STUDIOATE HAPPY NEW YEAR! I'M GETTING OUTA HERE!...LOCKED! THAT SVEND GUY LOOKED ME IN! OPEN UP! HEY! OPEN! SVEND! DID YOU TAKE CARE OF THE EARTHMAN? I DID, O BRAIN! I'M GETTING OUTA HERE!...LOCKED! THAT SVEND GUN LOOKED ME IN! OPEN UP! HEY! OPEN! SVEND! DID YOU TAKE CARE OF THE EARTHMAN? I DID, O BRAIN! YEAH, GOT MY BREATH! BACK! WHERE IN SAM HILL ARE WE. ARMSTRONG! NO IDEA! SOMEONE GOT ON THE SHIP AND SHOVED US OVERBOARD! THEN TWO DIVERS POKED US DOWN HERE...LOOKS AS IF... ARMSTRONG, I HEAR A FOOTSTEP READY TO GO ON, TIFFANY? READY BUT NOT WILLING! THEN MY DADLEANED IT, SHAPED IT, SANDED IT VARNISHED IT, POLISHED IT, WIRED IT AND IT STILL LOOKS LIKE AN OLD, BEAT-UP PIECE OF TREE TRUNK! MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office "OKAY, GO IT ISN'T NEW YEARS EVE, BUT LOOK HOW MUCH CHEAPER THIS PLACE IS TONIGHT THAN IT WAS LAST NIGHT!"