anaheim-gazette 1951-11-26

WHY HUST THEY WEIGH THE ANCHOR, ALRED? DO THEY FORGET MOW MUCH IT WEIGHS. ARE SQUIRRELS GOOD TO EAT? ARE THE PETTY OFFICERS THE QUEEN WHO ARE SO MEAN? WHERE IS THE BRIDGE WHO— OAKY! YOU MEAN YOU'RE LEAVING FOR THE MOON TONIGHT?! YES, POMONA! BUT WHY IS FATHER SENDING YOU THERE? TO F MOON MADE GREEN CHEESE PURSUIT ROBOTS IN PROJECTION CHAMBER, O BRAIN! PURSUIT ROBOTS IN PROJECTION CHAMBER OF BRAIN! FIRE!!! JUMPING MEN FRONT YEP, I LIKE MY SUSPENSE STORIES TO WIND UP RIGHT! WE DID A JOB ON L'AFFAIRE WILLARD! OOPS... CADET DARE, REPORT TO HEADMASTER'S OFFICE IMEDIATELY! AH, YES coulton waugh NOW WE CAN REALIZE OUR HEELS, ENOUGH BEING YOUNG ADV. OF PANZI THE TIFFANY TRIO! BUT THAT WAS IN OUR HIGH FLYING DANS! BOME JOKE! MEANWHILE... DA-A-AD! KEEPERS! MOTHER JUST RECEIVED A LETTER ADDRESSED TO YOU— AND IT'S MARKED "URGENT!" PERSONAL! TO BE OPENED BY ADDRESSEE ONLY! THERE YOU ARE, MR. PETERS, YOU'RE ALL SET! HOW DO YOU FEEL? DANG NEAR AS NERVOUS AS THE DAY I GOT MYSELF MARRIED! GOOD LUCK, PETERS!! HAPPY LANDING, HORSEFEATHERS!! PICK A SOFT SPOT, PETERS! THE ENTIRE MALE POPULATION OF PETERS CORNERS WAS ON HAND TO SEE PETERS TAKE GRAND WISH HIM WELL! THE WOMEN FOLKS COULDN'T GRING THEM SELVES TO MATCH THE PARACHUTE JUMP... AND WE HUNGER WHERE WE DON'T HAVE TO... WAS A LOT BUT THERE JUST ONE HIM MORE BEFORE. AFTER YOU GRADU 4 Anaheim Gazette MONDAY, NOVEMBER 26, 1951 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA I JUST ADORE A MAN WHO CAN MAKE SMOKE RINGS! BUT WHY IS FATHER SENDING YOU THERE? TO FIND OUT IF THE MOON IS REALLY MADE OF GREEN CHEESE! HE THINKS THERE'S A BIG MARKET FOR THE STUFF! I D-D-DON'T CARE WHAT F-F-FATHER S-SAYS OAKY- I'M N-NOT G-GOING TO LET YOU GO TO THE M-MOON! POMONA, PLEASE! MY ARMOR! W WHEN SCORCHY'S JET PLANE IS MYSTERIOUSLY DRAWN AND HELD TO THE SIDE OF THE WIERD AIRCRAFT, IT'S TIME TO GET OUT AND RUN BUT... JUMPIN' JUPITER! MEN FROM MARS YET! NOW WE CAN RELAX, KICK OUR HEELS, ENJOY BEING YOUNG NO USE SPOILING HIS FUN! I WON'T TELL HIM! NOW WHAT COULD THE TROUBLE BE? MAYBE YOU NEED A BIT MORE DRILLING DICKIE AND DIRK TOOK A HAND IN TED WILLARD'S AFFAIRS, ROUND HIS GIRL IDA— NOW THE TWO ARE UNITED AND HAPPY... MEANWHILE... ALL I REMEMBER IS THAT HIS MOTHER SAND SHE WAS LOOKING FOR WORK! IT'S A BIG TOWN, PATERK, BUT I'M DETERMINED TO FIND TICCO! AND IT'S MARKED "URGENT! PERSONAL!" TO BE OPENED BY ADDRESSEE ONLY! WHAT DID IT SAY? TO BE OPENED BY ADDRESSEE ONLY! MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office SAY ALAN 11-24 AFTER YOU GRADUATE WON'T YOU BE GLAD TO GET BACK IN DRESSES AGAIN? WHO NGB! BOOM! GOSH ALL HEMLOCK-- LOOK! IT'S MURDOCK, THE ROYAL WIZARD! AND FATHER! HI, FOLKS! THIS IS MURDOCK'S MODERNIZED MAGIC CARPET! PATENT APPLIED FER! WHAT NEXT/ IRON MEN ON WHEELS!! THIS TRICK WORKED WHEN DAVID BUCKED GOLIATH... WHAT NEXT, IRON MEN ON WHEELS... THIS TRICK WORKED WHEN DAVID BUCKED GOLIATH... FROM THE HEADMASTER, SAYING TO COME TO HIS OFFICE AT ONCE... TROULEL IS, I KNOW WHAT THE TROUBLE IS... TO LICY THE STUFF THEY SHOOT AT YOU HERE, YOU NEED A BUCKETFUL OF BRAINS — AND MY HEAD ONLY HOLDS A SCANT TEASPOON-FUL HEADMASTER'S OFFICE coulon waugh MEANWHILE H'M IS RIGHT, SIR THOSE ARE, DARE'S MATH MARKS? H'M... WE'VE PRESENTAL NOTION IN PERSON WE MIGHT BE IN THE NEXT COUNTRY! BUT ACCORDING TO HIGH NUMBER OF BRAINS ARE SHINING NEW BLOCKS AWAY! WISH I COULD JOIN YOU, TICCO... BUT WHAT DO I HAVE TO TURN HANDSPRINGS ABOUT? WHAT ARE ALL THOSE PAPERS ON THE FLOOR DIANA? OH, THAT — WHEN I FINISH READING A PAGE, I MERELY TEAR IT OUT... THAT WAY I NEVER LOSE MY PLACE! MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office LOOK, LADY, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE----CINDERELLA? #