anaheim-gazette 1951-06-15

ALFRED FOUR PROP THAT ITS A PERSONAL SOHEIR FROM GENERAL MACARTUR! ANNUAL JONES ADMINISTRATOR FIRST AID OAKY DOARS NOPE! THAT DRASON'S YOURS! YOU BAG BIG GAME! GOOD IDEA, CHIEF! TRE HIM OUT! 6-15 SCORCHY SMITH CAPTAIN, ONE MAN IN THAT BOAT IS A MURDERER? HE MUST BE HELD FOR TRIAL! IS VERY SERIOUS, CHARGE! BUT ONE THING ONLY AT ONCE! THIS NOW, MAY BE ALSO SERIOUS! WELCOME ABOARD TO THE GREAT CHIEF, ALONE!... SCORCHY SMITH CAPTAIN, ONE MAN IN THAT BOAT IS A MURDERER! HE MUST BE HELD FOR TRIAL! IS VERY SERIOUS CHARGE! BUT ONE THING ONLY AT ONCE! THIS AWK, MAY BE ALSO SERIOUS! WELCOME ABOARD TO THE GREAT CHIEF, ALONE! DICKIE DARE VERIF UNK SAMUEL WRIGHT OUT OF OUR DISCOVERY, WE DO TOO! BUT BEFORE WE TURN IT OVER... ...I WANT TO TRACK DOWN THIS NEW SETUP OF MOLECULES WHICH TURNS WATER INTO A STUFF LIKE RUBBER... HERE'S A JOB FOR YOU BASEBALL, SOLID RUBBER WATER INSIDE! KEEP SECRET OUT ALONE SEE HOW FINE YOU CAN HIT IT...KEEP NOT THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY TEE HEE...SHE THINKS SHE'S GOING TO WALK RIGHT IN AND LAND A STAR'S ROLE JUST LIKE THAT! DON'T LAUGH! IF YOU DON'T KNOW MARTINA MCGEE! POOF! YOU DON'T KNOW SHOW BUSINESS! HALE AN HOUR LATER OH DIANA! DID YOU SEE MY NEW SPORTS JACKET, DIANA? YES - I DID, TUBBY. I MUST TELL YOU IT'S BEEN QUITE THE SUBJECT OF CONVERSATION AT SCHOOL ALL WEEK. REALLY?! GEE-E! I DIDN'T KNOW IT NENT OVER THAT DIG!! DID YOU SEE MY NEW SPORTS JACKET, DIANA? YES - I DID, TUBBY, I MUST TELL YOU IT'S BEEN QUITE THE SUBJECT OF CONVERSATION AT SCHOOL ALL WEEK. REALLY?! GEE-E-! I DIDN'T KNOW IT NENT OVER THAT BIG!! TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox PEGLEG WORTLE, THE OLD SCOOTER EXPERT KEEP YOUR HEAD TURNED AWAY! YOUR MA AIN'T SAYING ANYTHING; MAYBE SHE DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YA! John Den JOHNNY WALKED HU MILES ON HIS QUEST AND FOSSILS. HE WON THE V BCHOLARSHIP FOR HIS W Anaheim Gazette FRIDAY, JUNE 15, 1931 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA BULLETINS APPLE LEAF FOR SPECIAL DIVISIONS OUT! GOOD IDEA, CHIEF! TRE HIM OUT! AND HALF AN YOUR LATER... HIM TIRE ME OUT! WELCOME ABOARD TO THE GREAT CHIEF, ALONE!..... ...HIS MEN ARE INVITED TO REMAIN IN BOAT OR THEY WILL BE SHOT! I CLAIM MY DAUGHTER, THE PRINCESS ZULUIDA; SHE WAS KIDNAPPED BY THOSE TWO VANQUIL INFIDELS! YOU SIGNED UP FOR OVERSEAS DUTY? NOT ME, ALFRED! I'M HAVING FUN RIGHT HERE! SEE VA AFTER I THIS TO THE ADMINISTRATOR! GOSH, YOU SURE MADE THAT DRAGON RUN, CHIEF! LOOK AT HIM PUFF! ME MAKE HIM PUFF HEAP MUCH SMOKE! UG! SMOKE GO UP IN LIKE SIGNALS! CAPTAIN SAY ONLY CHAIR COME WITH US TO SHIP! WELCOME ABOARD TO THE GREAT CHIEF, ALONE!..... ...HIS MEN ARE INVITED TO REMAIN IN BOAT OR THEY WILL BE SHOT! I CLAIM MY DAUGHTER, THE PRINCESS ZULLEIDA! SHE WAS KNOWN NAPPED BY THOSE TWO VANQUIL INFIPELS! HERE'S A JOB FOR YOU...A BASEBALL, SOLID RUBBER-WATER INSIDE! KEEP THIS SECRET GET OUT ALONE AND SEE HOW FAR YOU CAN HIT IT...KEEP NOTES YIPPEE! I COME OUT WITH A SPHERE OF INFLUENCE AFTER ALL! BUT THE RUBBER THAT BALL IS LIVE I'LL PUT THIS MILLION BUCK BASEBALL SAFELY AWAY UNTIL I CAN GET ALONE WITH IT THE JAR OF DICKIE'S FEET AS HE RUNS OUT OF HIS ROOM STARTS IT ROLLING HALF AN HOUR LATER ALL RIGHT ANDY...LET'S TRY A CAMERA ON MISS MCGEE FOR SIZE! THE TV TEST WAS SWELL, MISS McGEE...I'LL EXPECT YOU BACK MONDAY FOR DRESS REHEARSAL! REALLY?! GEE-E! I DIDN'T KNOW IT NENT OVER THAT BIG!! I HAD SOME TERRIBLY INTERESTING ARGUMENTS WITH SOME GIRLS WHO LIKED IT... COME NOW, SUSAN. I HAVE YOUR BATH WATER ALL READY. ...WHERE ARE YOU? SPLASH! REALLY?! GEE-E-! I DIDN'T KNOW IT NENT OVER THAT BIG! ...I HAD SOME TERRIBLY INTERESTING ARGUMENTS WITH SOME GIRLS WHO LIKED IT... COME NOW, SUSAN. I HAVE YOUR BATH WATER ALL READY. ...WHERE ARE YOU? SPLASH! WELL, FOLKS, WE'RE ALL ON NOW, READY TO GO OUR BEST TO MAKE THIS THE MOST POPULAR SUMMER HOTEL IN THIS STATE. WE'VE WHIPPED EVERYTHING INTO FINE SHAPE! OUR FIRST GUESTS ARE DUE TO ARRIVE NEXT WEEK AND WE'RE READY FOR EM! WE'RE OFF TO A BIG AND SUCCESSFUL SEASON! NOW, GOOD LUCK, TEAM GET IN THERE AND PITCH! GEOLOGIST ONLY 16, THIS KEYSER, W.VA., LAD COLLECTED SAMPLES OF HIS COUNTY'S 69 MAJOR ROCK FORMA-TIONS AND DISCOVERED TWO FAULTS NOT RECORDED IN THE OFFICIAL SURVEY. THERE MAY BE OIL IN THESE FAULTS! SOME ONE'S JAW BONE! John Dennison JOHNNY WALKED HUNDREDS OF MILES ON HIS QUEST AND FOUND MANY FOSSILS. HE WON THE WESTINGHOUSE SCHOLARSHIP FOR HIS WORK! THE BOSS IS WHIPPING UP THE OLD COLLEGE SPIRIT. TO START OFF A BANG-UP SEASON...BUT MOST OBVIOUS ENTHUSiasm WAS THAT SHOWN BY SYLVESTER OVER HIS CO-WORKERS— SEE JA AFTER I DELIVER THIS TO THE ADMIN! SHOP CRASH! BULLETINS APPLY HERE FOR SPECIAL OPENS ON DUTY UG! SMOKE PUFFS GO UP IN SKY LIKE SMOKE SIGNAL! THAT SMOKE SIGNAL TELL MY WARRIORS NOT TO GO ON WARPATH! GEE! THAT'S SWELL CHIEF! THEN YOU'VE BEEN FOOLED BY A DRAGON! TO SEND THAT SIGNAL! BAH! I AM KHALIF! MY RETINUE GIVES TO SHIP... OR OUR BULLETS GO TO YOUR HEARTS! UR-RR... NOT ONE BUT MANK ARMED MEN CROWD INTO BOAT! IT WILL BE OVERLOAD! A-HEM! YOU HAVE PISTOLS MAYBE YES! WE'LL FETCH EM CAP! BAH! I AM KHALIF! MY RETINUE GOES TO SHIP... OR OUR BULLETS GO TO YOUR HEARTS! UP-RR! NOT ONE BUT MANKARDED MEN CROWD INTO BOAT! IT WILL BE OVERLOAD! A-HEM! YOU HAVE PISTOLS MAYBE YES? WE'LL FETCH EM CAP! BUT THE RUBBER WATER IN THAT BAH IS LIVELY STUFF THE JAR OF DICKIE'S FEET AS HE RUNS OUT OF HIS ROOM STARTS IT ROLLING IT FALLS FROM THE OPEN TOWER...BOUNCES...ROLL THROUGH THE DOORWAY, COUGH WEVNO! OUT INTO THE CORRIDOR... EST WAS SWELL BEE!! I'LL EXPECT BACK MONDAY FOR DRESS REHEARSAL! TA TA! JEEPERS MR.BLOCK... WASN'T THAT KIND OF SUDDEN? I MEAN!!! PATSY...ER...THERE'S SOMETHING I SHOULD TALK TO YOU ABOUT ALONE! SPLASH! OH, COUSIN DIANA!! GRACIOUS ME!! GUESS HOW MUCH I WEIGH SOAKING WET?! SPLASH! OH, COUSIN DIANA!! GRACIOUS ME!!! GUESS HOW MUCH I WEIGH SOAKING WET!? OH, DEAR, WHAT A STORM! THE LIGHTNING IS DREADFUL!... OH... THERE'S ANOTHER ONE! ABOUT THE WORST STORM I'VE EVER SEEN! A BOY LOOK AT THAT DOWNPOUR! IT'S COMING DOWN IN TORRENTS! PARDON ME, MR. PETER'S THE GIRLS ARE A LITTLE NERVOUS DO YOU MIND IF WE COME IN HERE WITH YOU FOLKS? IT WAS KIND OF EERIE, WITH JUST THESE FEW PEOPLE RATTLING AROUND IN THE OLD HOTEL MYRA AND PETERS WERE GLAD TO HAVE THE GIRLS JOIN THEM IN WAITING OUT THE STORM... BUT THE STORM GOT WORSE--AND WORK