anaheim-gazette 1951-06-08

ALFRED A NEW TYPE OF BOXY TRAIP FROM KOREA A SIR-BUT NONE BEFORE EXPERTS CAN FIGURE OUT HOW IT EXPLODES! INTELLSENCE. I'll send it on to Washington—it takes a special kind of genius to figure that one out! OAKY DOAKS IF YOU THINK I'M GONNA PAY YOU FOR NOT INVADING MY KINGDOM YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THINK COMING! IT WON'T COST MUCH! I'll fight you to the last man! I'll just a few barrels of wampum and... I'll how many barrels? SCORCHY SMITH BUT IF MY FATHER IS NOT THE KHALIF WHO KNOW HE? ER...EAH CUEHTA BE A HINT IN HIS DIARY HERE... "JOURNAL OF IRA LESTER, DIRECTOR EXPEDITION-1935 34 TO LOCATE REJUS OF PRESTER JOHN!" SCORCHY SMITH BUT IF MY FATHER IS NOT THE KNALIF ... WHO WINS HE? ER...EAH! CUEHTA BE A HINT IN HIS DIARY HERE... JOURNAL OF IRA LESTER, DIRECTOR EXPERIENCE - 1933, 34 TO LOCATE RELICS OF PRESTER JOHN! SEEMS LIKE AN ENGAGED VIDEO! DICKIE DARE DOULIN, I HEARD FROM DAN ... HE OKAYS MY PLAN TO STAY HERE THIS SUMMER ... IN SUMMER CAMP"... IT MEANS I CAN KEEP AN EYE ON CHARLIE YOUNG TALK UP MY SISTER, WILL YOU? THAT'S THE IDEA! THE HEADMASTER'S LEFTING ME VISIT HIM THIS AFTERNOON THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY SAY, POPSIE WHAT'S HAPPENING OVER THERE AT THE RUFFLES' BARN? MAAH...SOME KIND OF BILLY SCREME THEY'VE COOKED UP WITH TELEVISION! SUMMER STOCK, THEY CALL IT! OH. DIANA! HI, DIANA! HI, TUBBY...WASN'T THAT GAIL COOK I. JUST SAW YOU TALKING TO? YEAH! GEE, SHE SURE IS ATTRACTIVE, ISN'T SHE! SHE'S THE PICTURE OF HEALTH/HER CHEEKS ARE ALWAYS SO PRETTY AND COLORFUL. ON, YES... HI, DIANA! HI, TUBBY...NASN'T THAT GAIL COOK I JUST SAW YOU TALKING TO? YEAH! GEE, SHE SURE IS ATTRACTIVE, ISN'T SHE! SHE'S THE PICTURE OF HEALTH/ HER CHEEKS ARE ALWAYS SO PRETTY AND COLORFUL. OH, YES... TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox OUR NEW NEIGHBORS DON'T GET ALONG VERY WELL. RECENTLY, AT MIAMI OPA-LOCKA SPEEDWAY KID COMPLETELY CAPTURED THE CROWD WITH HER. HER AMBITION IS TO DRIVE IN THE MEMORIAL DAY RACE AT INDIAN-AAPOLIS. SHE MAY BE THE FIRST GIRL TO MAKE IT! Anaheim Gazette FRIDAY, JUNE 6, 1951 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA IF WE'RE STEPPING OUT TO NIGHT, ALFRED, I'LL RUN OVER TO THE BARBER FOR A SRIGHT SPRUCING UP! I'll -- how many barrels? Sixty barrels of wampum, and two tons of beads! Those are harsh terms, chief! But I'll call a meeting of my cabinet, and... TERMS better be met by noon, or war canoes will land and war will begin! OAKY HAS ARRIVED AT THE ROYAL CASTLE AT A VERY CRITICAL MOMENT... YOU GOT HERE JEST IN TIME, SIR OAKY! THERE'S A WAR BREWIN! G-GOSH ALL HEMLOCK! A FOR DIPLOM GIVE T AN ULT BUT IF THE PEOPLE I THought were MY PEOPLE...SHOW MY REAL PEOPLE...WHAT IS TO BECOME OF ME SIDI SCORCHY? HI! SCORCH! EXCITEMENT ASHORE! THEN WE ARE BOTH AMERICANS? ONLY I AM AN ORPHAN... YOU WILL HELP ME SIDI SCORCHY! SEEMS LIKE AN EWIG GEE WEBA! BUT IF THE PEOPLE I THought KEEN MY PEOPLE...SUW MY REAL PEOPLE...WHAT IS TO BECOME OF ME SIDI SCORCHY? ER... ERL... YEAH! THEN WE ARE BOTH AMERICANS? ONLY I AM AN ORPHAN... YOU WILL HELP ME, SIDI SCORCHY? FOR AN EVEN GAL, SHE MEAN LAS SCORCH! THAT'S THE IDEAL HEADMASTER'S LEFTTING ME VISIT HIM THIS AFTERNOON LADY'S ONLY ONE OF MY INTERESTS! THE OTHER'S BACK OP THAT DOOR... IT'S EVEN JUMPIER... coulton waugh WOW! THIS IS MY ELECTRONICS LAB, DICKIE SOME DAY ILL READ DO THIS, IN THE WEST! I'LL SHOW YOU A CUTE LIL EXPERIMENT... SEE THIS WATER? coulton waugh HAAH... SOME KIND OF SILLY SCREME THEY'VE COOKED UP WITH TELEVISION! SUMMER STOCK, THEY CALL IT! YOU DON'T SAH! A SUMMER STOCK THEATRE EH!!! AND RIGGED UP FOR TELEVISION? HMM...THIS DOES INTEREST ME! THERE'S MARTINA MCGEE! PUFFLES THE PICTURE OF / HER CHECKS ARE SO PRETTY AND UL. OH, YES... BUT IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY, YOU'LL NOTICE THAT SHE'S HEALTHIER ON ONE SIDE THAN ON THE OTHER! MINUTES LATER. SUSAN! NILL YOU PLEASE HURRY!! YOUR DINNER IS GETTING COLD! THE PICTURE OF HER CHEEKS ARE SO PRETTY AND FUL. OH, YES... BUT IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY YOU'LL NOTICE THAT SHE IS HEALTHIER ON ONE SIDE THAN ON THE OTHER! COME NOW, SUSAN, DINNER'S READY — BUT FIRST GO WASH YOUR HANDS. NUTES LATER. SUSAN! MILL YOU PLEASE HURRY!! YOUR DINNER IS GETTING COLD! HOWDY DO SIR! WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? AH, MR. PETERS, HOW DO YOU DO MR. TEEWILLER, THE OWNER OF THE HOTEL TOLD ME ABOUT YOU... I'M Sylvester, SILLY FOR SHORT! IM DESK CLERK, BELL GOY HAND MAN AND CHIEF ENTERTAINER HERE AT THE HOTEL! GLAD TO MEET MY NEW BOSS... SHAKE!!! TEN VICTORIES IN 25 STARTS AGAINST MEN DRIVERS! SHE STARS IN MANY SPORTS BUT AUTO RACING IS HER BIG LOVE. SHE'S ONLY 18! Lottie Gladis FLORIDA'S GREAT GIRL ATHLETE. RECENTLY, AT MIAMI'S FAMOUS OPA-LOCKA SPEEDWAY, THE TAMPA KID COMPLETELY CAPTIVATED THE CROWD WITH HER DARING. HER AMBITION IS TO DRIVE IN THE MEMORIAL DAY-RACE AT INDIAN-APOLE. SHE MAY BE THE FIRST GIRL TO MAKE IT! 6-P-O-T HMM... APPARENTLY THAT IS PETERS! CHIEF AIDE AN ASSISTANT... AND ALSO APPARENTLY WHAT MIGHT BE KNOWN AS A 'CHARACTER.' WA SAVING THIS FOR ANYTHING, BUD? AND A LITTLE TRIM, ENH? ER- I DECIDED TO STAY IN AND DO SOME STUDYING, ALFREDG-GOSH ALL HEWLOCK! A FOREIGN DIPLOMAT HAS GIVEN TH' KING AN ULTIMATUM AN' HIS MAJESTY IS GONNA CALL HIS CABINET! DOES THE DIPLOMAT WEAR A HAT MADE OF FEATHERS? YEH! THEN THE KING DOESN'T NEED HIS CABINET! ILL STOP THIS WAR BEFORE IT STARTS! HI! SCORCH EXCITEMENT ASHORE! FOR AN EX-NOWAD GAL, SHE THROWS A MEAN LASSO, SCORCH! SHUT UP! WAS THAT A DIVERSION YOU TOSSED IN, OR...? IT IS A HARKA OF MEHARI RACING CANELS! NO BAGGAGE ANIMALS! THEY MUST BE IN HASTE... DO THE TRY TO SIGNAL US TO STAND BY!!? HI! SCORCH! EXCITEMENT ASHORE! FOR AN EX- NO MAD GAL, SHE THROWS A MEAN LASSO SCORCH! SHUT UP! WAS THAT A DIVERSION YOU TOSSED IN, OR...? IT IS A HARKA OF MEHARI RACING CANELS! NO BAGGAGE ANIMALS! THEY MUST BE IN HASTE... DO THEY TRY TO SIGNAL US TO STAND BY? SOME DAY ILL REALLY DO THIS, IN THE WEST! I'LL SHOW YOU A CUTE LIL EXPERIMENT... SEE THIS WATER? NOW CLOSE THE SWITCH IN FRONT OF YOU OKAY! HERE GOES! YOU CLOSED THE WRONG SWITCH! THERE'S MARTINA MFEE! SHE'S THE DAUGHTER OF CYRUS MFGEE, THE MONEY-BAGS OF THE COUNTY! SHE'S PRETTY! SHE'S POISON! MINUTES LATER. SUSAN! NILL YOU PLEASE HURRY!! YOUR DINNER IS GETTING COLD! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS TAKING THAT CHILD SO LONG? THERE! NOW MY HANDS ARE NICE. AN' CLEAN AGAIN! NUTES LATER... SUSAN! NILL YOU PLEASE HURRY!! YOUR DINNER IS GETTING COLD! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS TAKING THAT CHILD SO LONG? THERE! NOW MY HANDS ARE NICE AN' CLEAN AGAIN! PETERS, HOW DO YOU DO! MILLER THE OWNER OF THE DME ABOUT YOU... I'M MR. SILLY FOR SHORT! CLERK, BELL BOY, HANDY CHIEF ENTERTAINER THE HOTEL! GLAD TO NEW BOSS... SHAKE!!! YOU MAY NOT LIKE ME AT FIRST, MR. PETERS, BUT I GROW ON YOU! I REALLY KEEP THE CALL ROLLING HERE AT THE HOTEL... THE GUESTS LOVE ME! WELL... SHALL WE GET TO WORK? THE GALS WHO WAIT ON THE TABLES AND DO MOST OF THE WORK ARRIVE MONDAY! - IN THE MEANTIME - YES, SYLVESTER, I'M SURE THERE IS PLENTY OF WORK HERE TO KEEP US ALL BUSY... LET'S TRY DOING SOME OF IT!! PETERS: CHIEF AIDE AND PEARRENTLY WHAT CHARACTER! FROM A CASUAL OBSERVATION ONE MIGHT SURMISE THAT THIS PLO IS NOT EXACTLY CUT OUT AS A WELL OILED UNIT.