anaheim-gazette 1951-05-18

ALFRED SAVE YOUR MONEY, ALFRED—I KNOW THE MANAGER HERE— HELL MAKE ME HIS GUEST OF HONOR! MUSEUM OF FREAKS 25¢ OSCAR! JUST THE MAN I' BEEN HOPING TO SEE! BACK IN A MOMENT, ALFRED—WE HAVE A LITTLE DEAL TO DISCUSS! OAKY DOAKS OAKY AND VIRGIL LOVELACE ARE ON THEIR WAY TO RESCUE SALLY SHARP FROM THE INDIANS... 5-18 SIR OAKY, I'D LIKE TO KNOW WOT THEM REDSKINS IS DOIN' IN UNCERTAINIA! ME TOO, VIRGIL! THAT SOUNDS LIKE SALLY! SNHH! LISTEN!! FATHER! MAKE EM LET ME GO! AND NOT FAR AWAY-- SCORCHY SMITH LOOKS LIKE YOU HIRED A BOY TO DO A MAN'S WORK! AW, YOU KNOW WHAT THE SERVANT PROBLEM IS THESE DAYS SCORCH! BUT WE NEED A VALET TO MAINTAIN OUR... SCORCHY SMITH LOOKS LIKE YOU HIRED A BOY TO DO A MAN'S WORK! AW, YOU KNOW WHAT THE SERVANT PROBLEM IS THESE DAYS SCORCH! BUT WE NEED A VALET TO MAINTAIN OUR... DIGNITY! AMCH! BLUB BLUB! DICKIE DARE I FIGGER, IF YOU FAIL IN YOUR EXAM, YOUR OL' MAN'S HEART IS GONNA BUST OUT WIT GOOSE CRACKS I FIGGER DOES HE HAVE POSIONAL PROBLEMS, HE'LL LOSE INTEREST IN DAT GOOD GOVERNMENT GAG, SEE? OKAY? SO YOU AGREE TO FAIL? I'll find some way to LICK YOU SO YOU WON't WRECK EITHER MY CAREER' OR MY SISTER'S... THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY DON'T ROMP TOO FAR, PATSY! YOU'LL WANT TO BE IN ON THE PLANS FOR THE SUMMER STOCK JUNKET! YOU BET! WELL, OF ALL IT'S MORT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE IN THE CITY? DID YOU COME BY YOURSELF? WELL, WH... I ER... OH, DIANA! WELL, DEAR - HOW NERE THINGS WHILE I WAS AWAY? AWFUL, MOTHER-SIMPLY AWFUL!! DAD IS THE MOST PARTICULAR MAN IN THE WORLD ABOUT FOOD! IT'S JUST IMPOSSIBLE TO SATISFY HIM! NELL, DEAR—HOW NERE THINGS WHILE I WAS AWAY? AWFUL, MOTHER—SIMPLY AWFUL!! DAD IS THE MOST PARTICULAR MAN IN THE WORLD ABOUT FOOD! IT'S JUST IMPOSSIBLE TO SATISFY HIM! TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox START UP ANOTHER GAME WITH SOMEBODY ELSE; IT'LL PROBABLY TAKE THIS KID A HALF HOUR TO PICK OUT HIS 4¢ WORTH OF CANDY! STORE 5-19-51 Bill Donahue 13 JOHNNY HELD BILL'S LEGS WHILE BILL REACHED DOWN AND HAULED BOTH GIRLS OUT! THE BOYS ARE UP FOR THE CARNEGIE MERO MEDAL. BRADLE ALLEY 5-18-51 Anaheim Gazette FRIDAY, MAY 18, 1951 ANAHEIM, GALIFORNIA BACK IN A MOMENT, FRED—WE HAVE LITTLE DEAL TO DISCUSS! DIRECT FROM SUMATRA! BOSCAR, THE BOY WITH THE BASEBALL NOSE! FATHER! MAKE EM LET ME GO! PIPE DOWN! CHIEF BELLOWING BULL HAS WORD TO SAY! HOW! I'LL TELL YOU HOW! THOSE BRUTES BROUGHT ME HERE! ME, BELLOWING BULL, HEAP BIG INJUN CHIEF! SO WHAT! YOU CAN BRING UP THE BAGS, BUSTER! HE'S TOTIN' OUR BAEGAGE ABOARD SCORCH! GNITY! BLUB YOU CAN BRING UP THE BAGS, BUSTER! BUSTER, HOLD THE LADDERDOWN WITH YOUR OTHER HAND! WHERE'S BUSTER, OUR VALET! HE'S TOTIN' OUR BAEGAGE ABOARD SCORCH! OH- KAY... YOU ANSWERED ME! I'LL HAVE TO TAKE WHAT DEY CALLS STOINER MEASURES? I GOT MY OWN MOTORCRUISER DOWN D' BEACH, SO STEP OUT, BOYS! HOLY COW, BETCHA HE'LL TAKE 'EM OUT AND DUMP 'EM OV BUT HE'LL HAVE T GET TO SE AND THE MEAN I COUL CATCH H MAYBE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE IN THE CITY? DID YOU COME BY YOURSELF? NO... I CAME WITH "HOPPITH" SEEN KIM AROUND HERE ANYPLACE? TV FASHIONS EEK! HONEST, TUBBSY, FOR THE LIFE OF ME I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY I'M SO FORGETFUL! THIS MORNING I FORGOT SCHOOLBOOKS. THIS AFTER NOON I COMPLETELY FOR TO TURN IN MY EXAM— ETC— ETC— POST PARTICULAR WORLD ABOUT IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE WHOLE WEEK YOU WERE AWAY ALL HE DID WAS COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW I COOK HASH!! HONEST, TUBBY, FOR THE LIFE OF ME I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY I'M SO FORGETFUL! THIS MORNING I FORGOT SCHOOLBOOKS. THIS AFTER NOON I COMPLETELY FOR TO TURN IN MY EXAM—ETC—ETC— HEROES! John Logorio 12 WHEN TWO LITTLE GIRLS FELL THROUGH THE ROTTEN BOARDS COVERING A CISTERN BILL DONAHUE, 13, A MINNEAPOLIS NEWS-BOY, YELLED FOR HIS PAL JOHNNY LOGORIO, 12. NOW GRAB MY FEET SO I CAN GO DOWN LOWER! SPOOKY LARKIN?...SPOOKY LARKIN... THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR ...SPOOKY LARKIN!... OH...WAIT... NOW I REMEMBER!! HOW YOUR SHOULDER, SPOOKY, DID YOU GET HURT VERY BAD? AH- PETERS' MEMORY BEGINS TO PENETRATE THE FOG THAT HAS SHROUDED THE DISASTEROUS EVENTS OF THE LAST FEW DAYS!!! MORRIS 5:18 GUARANTEED CORRECT WEIGHT IF DESERVING IT YOU WILL RECEIVE A SUM OF MONEY BEFORE SUNDOWN TODAY. WE DO GUARANTEE CORRECT WEIGHT SIR—BUT WE CANNOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DATEMENTS ON THE LITTLE CARDS! GUARANTEED SCALE CO. ME BELLOWING BULL, HEAP BIG INJUN CHIEF! SO WHAT? UG! NOT ME YOU WONT! HUG SOMEBODY ELSE! ME MARRY YOU---MAKE YOU SQUAW-- FOR HEAP BETTER OR WORSE! YOU CAN BET YOUR BOTTOM WAMPUM I'D MAKE IT HEAP WORSE! AND SO GOODBYE TO EL KHYBOSH, THE LAND THAT MADE US RICH, THE LAND WELL NEVER MISS! THE KHALIF'S DAUGHTER ZULEIDA, WAS KINDA CUTE THOUGH! WONDER WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO HER? AND SO GOODBVE TO EL KHYBOSH, THE LAND THAT MADE US RICH, THE LAND WE'LL NEVER MISS! THE KHALIF'S DAUGHTER ZULEIDA, WAS KINDA CUTE THOUGH! WONDER WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO HER? OLY COW, BETCHA HE'LL TAKE ME OUT AND DUMP 'EM OVER! BUT HE'LL HAVE TO GET TO SEA! AND THAT MEANS I COULD CATCH HIM, MAYBE! THE POLICE HAVEN'T A FAST BOAT...BUT HE'D HAVE TO PASS RIGHT BY THE COAST GUARD STATION THAT'S IT! SORRY, SIR, THE COAST GUARD LINE IS UNDER REPAIR SHALL I TRY AGAIN IN TWO HOURS? HERE I AM, "HOPPITY" GET KIM OUT OF HERE! HE'S RUINED A TELEVISION SHOW! HE DID NOT! "HOPPITY" JUST GIVE YOU A SAMPLE! IS MORNING I FORGOT MY SCHOOLBOOKS. THIS AFTER-SON I COMPLETELY FORGOT TURN IN MY EXAM—ETC— THAT'S NOTHIN' TO WORRY ABOUT, DIANA... IT'S A PERFECTLY NORMAL ABNORMALITY. MORNING I FORGOT MY SCHOOLBOOKS. THIS AFTERDON I COMPLETELY FORGOT TURN IN MY EXAM—ETC—ETC— THAT'S NOTHIN' TO WORRY ABOUT, DIANA... IT'S A PERFECTLY NORMAL ABNORMALITY. OKY LARKIN?... SPOOKY KIN... THAT SOUNDS MILIAR ... SPOOKY KINK!... OH... WAIT... HOW I REMEMBER!! HOWS OUR SHOULDER, SPOOKY, DID YOU GET HURT ERY BAD? YES MY SHOULDER'S A LITTLE SORE, I TWISTED IT CARRYING YOU TO THE DOCTOR AFTER YOU GOT BELTED WITH SOMETHING IN THE DARK! THE TWO GUYS WHO DID IT ARE IN JAIL!... BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY SHOULDER? IN JAIL?!? BERT AND HARRY ARE IN JAIL?!? QUICK... GET MY PANTS!! PETERS WAS TRO EXCITED TO EXPLAIN HOW HE KNEW SPOOKY MIGHT POSSIBLY HAVE AN INJURED SHOULDER / MYRA WAS AFRAID THE EXCITEMENT OF NOT GETTING HIS PANTS MIGHT BE DO MUCH FOR HIM... 50.