anaheim-gazette 1951-04-06

ALFRED 6 Anaheim Gazette ALL THESE STAR BOARDERS ARE EATING US OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME! CONTROL YOURSELF, HERMAN! I'M PUTTING EVERY BIT OF THIS COLD CHICKEN IN YOUR LUNCH TODAY! OAKY DOAKS I'VE COME TO PRIEST OUR TROTH, PRINCESS POMONA! THIS IS SO SUDDEN, YOUR MAJESTY! PUT OUT YOUR FINGER, MY DEAR! WITH THIS RING I PLEDGE MY ETERNAL FIDELITY! SCORCHY SMITH QUICK, THURSBY! WE'LL LOSE HUNDREDS OF BARRELS OF OIL. GET A CREW OUT THERE AND CAP THAT FLOW! WE'VE GOT THE OIL DONE YOU THOUGHT WAS HERE ALL ALONG! WE'VE GOT THE OIL DONE!! SMITH HOLDS THE KHAUFS DEED TO ALL OFF-SHORE WATER RIGHTS, REMEMBER? SCORCHY SMITH QUICK, THURSDAY! WE'LL LOSE HUNDREDS OF BARRELS OF OIL. GET A CREW OUT THERE AND CAP THAT FLOW! WE'VE GOT THE OIL POWER YOU THOUGHT WAS HERE ALL ALONG! WE'VE GOT THE OIL POWER!? SMITH HOLDS THE KHAUFS DEED TO ALL OFF-SHORE WATER RIGHTS, REMEMBER? DICKIE DARE SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF CAPTAIN JOHN MCCRACKEN, DOULIN? DARE, THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT THAT MAN... I...I'D DIE FOR HIM! ANYTIME... ANYWHERE... ANYWAY... DIE FOR HUM? AFTER ALL HE DID FOR US? I'M GOING TO LIVE FOR THE GUY, DOULIN! THAT MEANS READING, WRITING AND ARITHMETIC! THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY LAWSY, PATSY THERE GOES THE CURTAIN! YEP, THIS IS IT! REMEMBER, JUST KEEP SMOKING TO YOURSELF "I'M GOING TO BE A BIG HIT TONIGHT!" GULP! OH. DIANA! WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY AT TUBBY? JUST THIS MORNING HE TOLD ME HE GAVE YOU A VERY VALUABLE BIRTHDAY GIFT. THAT'S WHY I'M SO ANGRY AT HUM! HE TOLD ME HE WAS GIVING ME A FIVE YEAR SUPPLY OF NYLON STOCKINGS! WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY AT TUBBY? JUST THIS MORNING HE TOLD ME HE GAVE YOU A VERY VALUABLE BIRTHDAY GIFT. THAT'S WHY I'M SO ANGRY AT HIM! HE TOLD ME HE WAS GIVING ME A FIVE YEAR SUPPLY OF NYLON STOCKINGS! TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox THE TRANSIT COMMISSION HIDES OUT TO CATCH THE SKIPPER IN THE VERY ACT. TAKING MONEY FROM A JUVENILE TO LET HIM RUN THE CAR! Judy Fram NOW LIVING IN PALO ALTO, CALIF., SHE'S OUT TO WIN SOME MORE HONORS IN THE 1952 OLYMPICS. JUST TO SHOW HER VERSE, JUDY RECENTLY WROTE A STORY THAT WAS PUBLISHED BY A NATIONAL MAGAZINE. AFTER BECOMING A SWIMMING CHAMP SHE WANTS TO BE A SPORTS WRITER. Anaheim Gazette FRIDAY, APRIL 6, 1981 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA PLEASE, HERMAN! CARL RYMAN COPYRIGHT 20TH MAY, 1981 EDITED BY TH THIS RING I HEDGE MY ETERNAL ELITY! ZOWIE! GOSH ALL HEMLOCK, FOMONA! LOOK IT TH' SIZE OF THIS DIAMOND!! HOW DID IT GET ON HIS FINGER?! YOU PUT IT THE KING KUPPER, WH I WAS SITTING O HIS LAP! WE GOT THE OIL DOME!! HOLDS THE KHAUFS TO ALL OFF-SHORE RIGHTS, REMEMBER? UMM! WELL LET'S NOT TICKLE UNCLE JOE BY WASTING DIL FOR JOHN BULL OR UNCLE SAM! THEY'RE SENDING OUT A BOAT TO CAP THE GUSHER, SCORCH! THAT OIL'LL MEAN A LOTTA LOOT FOR SOMEBODY! WE GOT THE OIL POME!? Holds the whalefis to all off-shore rights, remember? UMM. WELL LET'S NOT TICKLE UNCLE JOE BY MASTING DIL FOR JOHN BULL OR UNCLE SAM! FOR HIM? AFTER ALL OID FOR US? I'M GOING ME FOR THE GUY, JUN! THAT MEANS Writing, Writing AND Thmetic! A woman bought eggs at 2314½-3¾ normal costm OF COURSE I MAY DIE IN THE ATTEMPT Express the product: of a and a+b divided by the product of b and a-b THEY'RE SENDING OUT A BOAT TO CAP THE GUSHER, SCORCH! THAT OIL'LL MEAN A LOTTA LOOT FOR SOMEBODY! I'M TOUGH... BUT SO'S THIS SKULL! NO MATH, NO FUN WITH NAVIGATION, SAID CAP'n M'CRACKEN! I'LL OPEN MY MIND GULP! YOW! YEA! WHHEE! PSST... MI SUZ ANNA... YOUR SKIRT! OLD ME HE WAS G ME A FIVE YEAR PLY OF NYLON KINGS! BUT WHEN I OPENED THE PACKAGE, IT CONTAINED ONE PAIR OF HOSE AND A NEEDLE AND THREAD!! HEY! HI, TUESBY!... W WHERE'D YOU GET BLINKER! PHA HA DON'T TELL ME YOU W INTO A DOOR! OLD ME HE WAS GING ME A FIVE YEAR APPLY OF NYLON BACKINGS! BUT WHEN I OPENED THE PACKAGE, IT CONTAINED ONE PAIR OF HOSE AND A NEEDLE AND THREAD!! HEY! HI, TUBBY!... WE WHERE'D YOU GET BLINKER!? HA! HA! DON'T TELL ME YOU W INTO A DOOR! THE FELLOW WHO ACTS AS MY CHAUFFEUR AND GENERAL GUARDIAN ONCE SAVED MY DEAR DEPARTED HUSBAND'S LIFE! AND SPOOKY HIMSELF WAS SO BADLY INJURED AT THE TIME HE COULDN'T FOLLOW HIS PROFESSION AND MY HUSBAND GAVE HIM A LIFE TIME JOB AS His CHAUFFEUR BODYGUARD AND COMPANION! THEY BECAME GREAT FRIENDS!...WHEN My HUSBAND DIED I SORT OF INHERITED Spooky Larkin! SWIMMER-WRITER Only 15, Judy won many medals in the AllJapan National Swimming Meet while she was living in Tokyo. NOW LIVING IN PALO ALTO, CALIF., SHE'S OUT WIN SOME MORE HONORS IN THE 1952 OLYMPICS. UST TO SHOW HER VERSATILITY JUDY RECENTLY WROTE A SHORT STORY THAT WAS PUBLISHED by a national magazine! AFTER BECOMING A SWIMMING CHAMP SHE ANTS TO BE A SPORTS WRITER. THAT NAME SEEMS TO RING A BELL WITH PETERS! — HE MUST HAVE HEARD THAT ODD MONIKER SOMEPLACE BEFORE! MORRIS4-7 ISN'T THAT CUTE! LITTLE BOOBOO LIKES YOUR DOG! I'll have to dash—before BOOBOO and I get soaked! GARRYMAN COPYRIGHT 1942 MACLURE NEWSPAPER PUBLISHED YOU PUT IT THERE, KING KUPPER, WHILE I WAS SITTING ON HIS LAP! TAKE BACK YOUR RING, YOUR MAJESTY! TRYING TO STEAL IT BY STEALTH, HUH? COWARD! HIDING BEHIND A WOMAN'S SKIRTS!! LISTEN, YOU! NOT EVEN A KING CAN CALL ME A COWARD! SENDING OUT A UP THE GUSHER, NAT OIL I'LL MEAN A FOR SOMEBODY! TOO BAD OUR RED SEA OIL CO WENT BUST ON THATBUSTED U-BOAT! BUT EVERYBODY PUSHED THE DERELICT DISPOSAL JOB ONTO US... AND HERE'S THAT SMARTYPANTS KOHALIF'S DEED TO PROVE IT! SENDING OUT A UP THE GUSHER, WHAT OIL'LL MEAN A FOR SOMEBODY! TOO BAD OUR RED SEA OILCO WENT BUST ON THAT BUSTED U-BOAT! BUT EVERYBODY PUSHED THE DERELICT DISPOSAL JOB ONTO US... ...AND HERE'S THAT SMARTYPANTS IGHAIIF'S DEED TO PROVE IT! HEV! I'VE GOT IT! I'M PUZZLED...AS WELL AS DELIGHTED. ABOUT PARE AND DOULIN! THEIR CARDS SHOW A SUDDEN UPWARD JUMP... LIEUTENANT, SOMETIMES I THINK THERE IS NO THRILL EQUAL TO THAT OF THE TEACHER WHEN HE GETS RESULTS! PSST...MISS SUZANNA/ YOUR SKIRT! A FIENDISH TRICK, I'LL ADMIT BUT J.J. BLUCHIPPS PLAYS FOR KEEPS! HI, TUBBY!... WOW!! WHERE'D YOU GET THAT BLINKER? HA! HA! NOW DON'T TELL ME YOU WALKED INTO A DOOR! IT NUZ ALL YOUR FAULT! BILLY COOK CALLED YOU A SKINNY GOOF AND I AGREED WITH HIM— BUT HE BEAT ME UP ANYWAY!!! HI, TURBY!... WOW!! NHERE'D YOU GET THAT BLINKER!? HA! HA!! NOW DON'T TELL ME YOU WALKED INTO A DOOR! IT WUZ ALL YOUR FAULT! BILLY COOK CALLED YOU A SKINNY GOOF AND I AGREED WITH HIM— BUT HE BEAT ME UP ANYWAY!!! SPOOKY LARKIN? YOU MEAN THAT IS SPOOKY LARKIN? AND THAT IS WHY I ACCEPTED MRS. PETERS' INVITATION TO VISIT YOU FOLKS! YOU SOUNDED LIKE SUCH LOVELY PEOPLE, JUST THE KIND OF REAL PEOPLE I WANTED TO MEET.... 50... WELL, HERE I AM! AW, NOW ISN'T SHE SWEET TO SAY THAT! PETERS HAS DECIDED SHE IS A LOVELY SWEET AND CHARMING LADY!