anaheim-gazette 1950-12-26

ALFRED 6 Anaheim Gazette COULD ALFRED COME OVER AND KEEP LAMBERT OUT OF MISCHIEF WHILE I GO SHOPPING? COULD GANT YOU MAKE MY LIL' STEAM ENGINE GO FASTER THAN THAT? MON DON'T BE A LESSY—POUR SOME OF THIS IN! OAKY DOAKS MERRY CHRISTMAS TO KUNG CORNY FROM OAKY DOAKS SCORCHY SMITH WITH THE HOME OFFICE OF THE HATTER-SMITH RED SEA OIL COMPANY FULL OF HAREM, SCORCHY AND 'MAD'HATTER FIND NEW HEADQUARTERS VERY SAD! SANTA GIVES OUR SHACK TO THE KHALIF'S WOMEN AND WE DINE ON FIGS!! SNIFF!? I SMELL SOMETHING BESIDES GOATS... YEE-HOW!! SANTA CLAUS REMEMBERED US AFTER ALL. SCORCHY SMITH WITH THE HOME OFFICE OF THE HATTER-SMITH RED SEA OIL COMPANY FULL OF HAREM, SCORCHY AND "MAD" HATTER FIND NEW HEADQUARTERS BEHIND THE GOATS' TENT. VERY SAD! SANTA GIVES OUR SHACK TO THE KHALIF'S WOMEN AND WE DINE ON FIGS!! SNIFF!? I SMELL SOMETHING BESIDES GOATS... YEE-HOW!! SANTA CLAUS REMEMBERED US AFTER ALL! DICKIE DARE MERRY CHRISTMAS! OUR FRIENDS ARE GATHERED IN THE STRONG'S HOUSE... HEY, DAN. A MAIL PRESENT FOR YOU! SOAK IN THAT POSTMARK! SAN ANGELES, CAL-ZONA! THAT'S WHERE THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL TEAM IM PLAYING AGAINST NEXT WEEK HOLES UP! THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY AHEM...A YOU LADY FROM THE TELEVISION TO SEE COL.MA... OOPS! THIS WON'T DO FOR TODAY'S STRIP! THAT'S MORE LIKE IT! OH, DIANA! Merry Christmas TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS OPENED IN THREE (3) SECONDS FLAT. IT TOOK ME 3/4 OF AN HOUR TO WRAP UP THAT PACKAGE! 12-25-50 Johnny Barron (18) N.Y.CITY RECENTLY A STORM HIT NEW YORK. JOHNNY TOOK HIS CAMERA TO THE ROOF OF A BUILDING, TIED HIMSELF DOWN IN A 100-MILE-A-HOUR GALE AND GOT PICTURES OF ROOFS PEELING AWAY. IT WON HIM A JOB WITH AMERICA'S BIGGEST N.R. COMPANY. Anaheim Gazette TUESDAY, DECEMBER 26, 1950 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA ON DON'T ALLESSY—SOME OF HIS IN! GASOLINE 12-25 CARL RYMAN MAY WE BORROW THAT PICTURE FOR OUR CLUB HOUSE, MISTER ALFRED? WERE HAVING SPECIAL DOINGS TODAY! CARL RYMAN 12-26 IT GAME BY SPECIAL DELIVERY, YOUR MAJESTY! MRRY CHRISTMAS IN NING CORNY OAKY DOARS WHILE MURDOCK IS TAKING A NAP KING CORNY HAS ORDERED ARCHIE THE ARCHER, TO SHOOT AT OAKY'S ARMOR TO TEST THE ROYAL WIZARD'S FORMULA TO MAKE ARMOR INDESTRUCTIBLE 12-26 OAKY! SEE? I MISSED HIM! DRAT! I THOUGHT NEVER MI E-HOW!! TTA CLAUS MEMBERED FTER ALL! WHEN THE INFIDELS FOUND THE FOOD THEY SHOUTED "MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL" WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? LOVE THOSE GOATS ...ROASTED! WONDER WHO SET THAT DINNER ON OUR STOOP? E-HOW!! ITA CLAUS MEMBERED FATER ALL! WHEN THE INFIDELS FOUND THE FOOD THEY SHOUTED "MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL" WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? LOVE THOSE GOATS ...ROASTED! WONDER WHO SET THAT DINNER ON OUR STOOP? SAN ANGELES, CALZONA! THAT'S WHERE THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL TEAM I'M PLAYING AGAINST NEXT WEEK HOLES, UP! IT'S A ROLL OF... "MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM'NIPS' NOOGAN" H'M...TEN YARDS OF IT! AT LEAST, THAT'S MY FIRST DOWN! NOW THAT THEY'RE ALL IN BED, TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE BIG FOOTBALL GAME... IT'S MY OLD YARVARD AGAINST UNBEATEN C STATE! THE PUBLIC H TAKEN SUCH INTEREST TH WILL STA AT E THAT'S OREFLIKE IT! MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY! PATSY IS THE SELF-APPOINTED MESSENGER FOR PATTI! WATSON..... DELIVERING AN AUTOGRAPHED PHOTO TO THE MANDRUGG MANSION WHAT HAPPENED TO YA P? ME FRIEND WILLIE, SOCKED ME. SNIFFS! COME WITH ME... CHRISTMAS! EN TEENS By Stoookie Allen NEWSREEL GUY FOR 3 YEARS JOHNNY SAVED HIS CASH TO BUY A NEWSREEL CAMERA. HE WANTED TO BE ON THE STAFF OF A REAL NEWS-REEL COMPANY. Johnny Harrison (18) N.Y.CITY CENTLY A STORM HIT NEW YORK. JOHNNY TOOK CAMERA TO THE ROOF OF BUILDING, TIED HIMSELF IN A 100-MILE-A-HOUR AND GOT PICTURES OF FOFS PEELING AWAY. ON HIM A JOB WITH AMICA'S BIGGEST N.R. COMPANY! MERRY CHRISTMAS! A PUPPY! Oh, PETE -And Merry Christmas to you - MORRIS IF YOU'RE SO ANXIOUS TO KNOW WHERE THEY HUNG YOUR PICTURE, WHY DON'T YOU GO AND TAKE A LOOK? SEE? I MISSED HIM! DRAT! I THOUGHT YOU NEVER MISSED! F-FATHER! IF HE'S DEAD...! THEN HE SWOONED, HUH! CAN'T FIGGER OUT WHERE MY ARROW WENT! GET SOME WATER QUICK! OF COURSE, POMONA! ANYTHING YOU SAY! OH, SOME SNAG TOOTH BUT BIG HEARTED OL BIDDY FROM THE KHALIFS' HAREM! WHAT IF YOUR FATHER, THE KHALIF, HEARS YOU LEFT FOOD OUTSIDE THE INFIDELS' TENT?! THEY MIGHT HAVE SEEN YOU! YOU KNOW I'D FEED A HUNGRY DOG... AND THE TALL ONE IS SO HANDSOME!! OH, SOME SNAG TOOTH BUT BIG HEARTED OL BIDDY FROM THE KHALIFS' HAREM! WHAT IF YOUR FATHER, THE KHALIF, HEARS YOU LEFT FOOD OUTSIDE THE INFIDEL'S TENT?! THEY MIGHT HAVE SEEN YOU! AND THE TALL ONE IS SO HANDSOME!! IT'S MY OLD YARVARD TEAM AGAINST UNBEATEN CALIZONA STATE! THE PUBLIC HAS TAKEN SUCH AN INTEREST THAT IT WILL BE STAGED AT BRONX BOWL. DAN, THE SPORTSWriters SAY YOU "FLYNNMEN" ARE OLDER THAN THE CALIZONA CREW... DOESN'T MAKE SENSE? MAYBE EVERYTHING'S AGAINST ME, BUT I INTEND TO WIN... A GIRL!! AHEM!!! A VERY YOUNG LADY FROM THE TELEVISION STUDIO IS HERE TO SEE COL. MANDRUGG! IT'S THAT PATSY KID IN MY HAIR AGAIN!! SHOW HER THE WAY OUT, ANDREWS! MY UNCLE IS EXPECTING NO VISITORS! DID YOU SAY SHE WAS FROM THE TELEVISION STUDIO, ANDREWS? IN YES, I WILL SEE HER! COME WITH ME... THERE! NOW GO OUTSIDE AN' MAKE SOME NEW FRIENDS, Paul Berube OH, PETERS! A PUPPY! SO THAT WAS WHY YOU HAD THAT MYSTERIOUS PHONE CALL FROM SOME WOMAN AND WHY YOU SNEAKED OFF ON CHRISTMAS EVE! SURE! THAT MISS BUCKNELL WAS THE LADY I GOT THE PUPPY FROM! SHE KNEW IT WAS A SECRET FROM YOU TOO, SO SHE DIDN'T LEAVE A MESSAGE WHEN SHE CALLED! THE NEW ADDITION TO THE PETERS' HOUSEHOLD IS DEFINITELY A POPULAR ITEM!... OF COURSE THERE ARE BOUND TO BE MOMENTS WHEN HE WON'T BE---BUT, WELL, THAT'S LIFE!! AP Newsfeatures #ORRIS12-26