anaheim-gazette 1950-12-01

ALFRED 6 Anaheim Gazette YOUR SCHEME GOT ME THIS APARTMENT, ALFRED—BUT YOU CAN'T KEEP HANGING AROUND IN THAT GETUP! MAYBE YOU CAN SNEAK OUT OF HERE QUIETLY AND— HI,GIRLS! ANYBODY GOT A COUPLE OF CURLERS TO SPARE? OAKY DOAKS WHY DOES MURDOCK WANT SOME OF MY BOLONIUM? HE WANTS TO PUT IT IN A MAGIC FORMULA THAT'LL MAKE ARMOR DENT-PROOF AND SHATTER-PROOF! WAIT...I'VE GOT AN IDEA ABOUT HOW I CAN USE IT,TOO! TEE-HEE-HEE-HEE! WHAT'RE GIGGLING ABOVE DAIME DAFFIE? SCORCHY SMITH THE GENDARMES WILL TAKE CARE OF CARLO GO CARLO HOPED TO MARRY JANE AFTER SHE INHERITED YOUR FORTUNE! HE FIXED AND THERE'S NO DOUBT CARLO ALSO TRIED TO POISON YOU WITH ARSENIC! THAT'S SCORCHY SMITH THE GENDARMES WILL TAKE CARE OF CARLO, SO MY MAIN JOB IN CAPRI IS FINISHED! CARLO HOPED TO MARRY JANE AFTER SHE INHERITED YOUR FORTUNE! HE FIXED YOUR PLANE SO ITD CRASH IN MID-FLIGHT, TRIED TO DESTROY THE EVIDENCE. AND THERE'S NO DOUBT CARLO ALSO TRIED TO POISON YOU WITH ARSENIC! THAT'S WHERE I CAME IN! DICKIE DARE OUCH...THAT BOOK REVIEW GOT ME BACK TO EARTH...POPULAR WRITER'S LIKE ME ARE NOBODIES TO THAT CRITIC BUT AM I POPULAR? HAVEN't BEEN MY PUBLISHER OR AGENT YET...NO IDEA WHETHER MY LAST BOOK TOOK ON... BUT I'LL SOON FIND OUT GOOD MORNING! YOUWOULDN'T HAVE A COPY OF "SEA SPRAY" BY DAN FLYNN? THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY THEN IN THE NEXT SCENE, COUNT KROOL BECOMES ENRAGED WHEN PATTI REFUSES TO BE A PART OF HIS PLOT, TO GAIN POSSESSION OF THE JEWELS! YOU SAY,"I WILL TORMENT YOU UNTIL THE END OF YOUR DAYS!" DO YOU HAVE THOSE LINES VINSON? YES, I HAVE THEM, PATTI DEAR! OH. DIANA! ICE CREAM HULLO, SUSAN. WHAT'RE YA HIDING BEHIND YA BACK? I'M NOT HIDIN' NOTHIN' BEHIN' MY BACK! OH. DIANA! ICE CREAM HULLO, SUSAN. WHAT'RE YA HIDING BEHIND YA BACK? I'M NOT HIDIN' NOTHIN' BEHIN' MY BACK! TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS NEW GOSSIP CENTER AFTER ALL, WOT MORE APPROPRIATE PLACE TO DISH THE DIRT! SELF HELPY LAUNDRY 12-2-50 Clarence Lou THE PORPOISE TRAVELS ABOUT 20 MILES AN HOUR WITH CLARENCE ON HIS BACK—BOTH ENJOY THE RIDE. CLARENCE PICKS UP QUITE A FEW COINS TOSSED BY THE SPECTATORS AND BUTTONS, HIS MOUNT, GETS A REWARD ALSO—FISH. 12-2-50 Relieved by The Associated Newspapers ANAHEIM GAZETTE FRIDAY, DECEMBER 1, 1950 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA GIRLS! ANYBODY GOT TWOLE OF CURLERS TO SPARE? CRASH! CARL RYMAN COPYRIGHT, 1930. McCLURE NEWSPAPER SYNDICATE THAT FANCY SCHEME OF YOURS GOT ME KICKED OUT OF THAT APARTMENT--SO, THINK FAST, ALFRED! HERE'S AN APARTMENT JUST W THAT'LL BE $50 FEE, SIR. RENTALS HOUSES APTS. HEE-HEEWHAT'RE YOU GIGGLING ABOUT, DAME DAFFIE? HEE-HEE-HEE! I'M GIGGLING ABOUT MY IDEA, YOU SILLY BOY! GEE, THAT'S NICE OF YOU, DAME DAFFIE! I'LL LET YOU TAKE THIS JAR OF BOLONIUM TO MURDOCK, THE ROYAL WIZARD! BUT... BUT I OFTEN TRIED TO EXPLAIN, SCORCH! CARLO DIDN'T USE THAT I WAS DOING RESE FOR A MYSTERY STO I READ THAT ARSENI THERE'S NO DOUBT ALSO TRIED TO POISON WITH ARSENIC! THAT'S RE I CAME IN! BUT... BUT I OFTEN TRIED TO EXPLAIN, SCORCHY! CARLO DIDN'T USE THAT ARSENIC... I DID! YOU TRIED TO POISON YOUR AUNT WITH ARSENIC?!? I WAS DOING RESEARCH FOR A MYSTERY STORY I READ THAT ARSENIC USED AS A MEDICINE IN SOME COUNTRIES A BEAUTY AID GOOD MORNING! YOUWOULDN'T HAVE A COPY OF "SEA SPRAY" BY DAN FLYNN? I SHOULD SAY WE HAVE! MOVE OVER, SHAKESPEARE AND ERNEST HEMINGWAY OF COURSE I CAN GET YOU A COPY OF DANIEL FLYNN'S SEA SPRAY SUCCESS OOPS... HERE IS OF COURSE A FABULOUS FINAL PUBLIC RELEASE U SAY,"I WILL MENT YOU UNTIL END OF YOUR DO YOU THOSE ES, ON? YES, I HAVE THEM, PATTI. DEAR! BUT LET'S FORGET THE SCRIPT FOR A MOMENT, MY SWEET!!! I WANT TO BE YOUR HERO, NOT YOUR VILLAIN!!! I LOVE YOU MADLY! VINSON!! TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF ME!!! THIS IS RIDICULOUS! MARRY ME, PATTI!! AN' JUST 'CAUSE YA DON'T BELIEVE ME, I'M NOT GONNA GIVE YA ANY!!! MUCH LATER... DIN' NOTHIN' Y BACK! ...AN' JUST 'CAUSE YA DON'T BELIEVE ME, I'M NOT GONNA GIVE YA ANY!!! EN TEENS By Stoookie Allen PECULIAR PET AS FAR AS HE KNOWS CLARENCE LOWE, 14, IS THE ONLY LAD TO ACQUIRE THE ART OF PORPOISE RIDING. CLARENCE RIDES HIS. CLOWNISH CRITTER, AROUND AN AQUARIUM AT WINDLEY KEY, FLA. Clarence Lowe THE PORPOISE ELS ABOUT 20 MILES AN WITH CLARENCE ON HIS -BOTH ENJOY THE RIDE. CLARENCE PICKS UP QUITE GOINS TOSSED BY THE ATORS AND BUTTONS, COUNT, GETS A REWARD ALSO ~~ FISH. OPEN UP, BANANA NOSE, LUNCH! THE CROWD IS ON EDGE, WAITING, HOPING AS PETERS BATTLES IT OUT TRYING TO HALT HIS RUN-AWAY CAR! LAP AFTER LAP HE'S BEEN ABLE TO KEEP IT ON THE TRACK IN PRECARIOUS FASHION... BUT A MOMENTS FALTERING AND NO TELLING WHAT MAY HAPPEN!!... IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD JUST DO SOMETHING— POP-I'VE GOT AN IDEA! THE BOY WHISPERED SOMETHING TO HIS FATHER!... POP GRABBED THE BOY'S HAND AND TORE DOWN TO THE EDGE OF THE TRACK — S AN APARTMENT JUST VACATED THAT'LL BE $50 FEE, SIR! RENTALS HOUSES APTS. FOR A $50 FEE THIS BETTER BE GOOD! SAY. DOESN'T THIS LOOK LIKE WELCOME BACK, MABEL! BUT THERE'S ONE CONDITION... TEE-HEE-HEE! WHAT IS IT? TEE-HEE! YOU MUST TELL ME SOMETHING IVE WANTED TO HEAR ALL MY LIFE! TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU! TELL ME I'M BEAUTIFUL! I WAS DOING RESEARCH FOR A MYSTERY STORY! I READ THAT ARSENIC IS BEAUTY AID 213 RIGHT! IT ENHANCES THE COMPLEXION AND HAIR! THE TINY BITS I HMM! AND JANE DIDN'T KNOW I WAS TAKING A PRESCRIPTION OF IRON I WAS DOING RESEARCH FOR A MYSTERY STORY! I READ THAT ARSENIC IS USED AS A MEDICINE AND IN SOME COUNTRIES AS A BEAUTY AID! BEAUTY AID?!? RIGHT! IT ENHANCES THE COMPLEXION AND HAIR! THE TINY BITS I SLIPPED INTO AUNTIE'S FOOD WOULD NEVER HARM HER, IT'D MAKE HER LOOK YOUNGER! HMM! AND JANE DIDN'T KNOW I WAS TAKING A PRESCRIPTION OF IRON AND ARSENIC FOR MY ANEMIA! HERE IT IS! OF COURSE IT'S A FABULOUS FINANCIAL BUT I PERSONALLY THINK IT'S DIWNE... BUT THEN DAN FLYNN IS MY IDOL WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR DINNER?? I MEAN WHO DO WE BOTH KNOW WHO COULD INTRODUCE US? NOW WHAT COULD HAVE CAUSED THAT? MIKE FRIGHT, MAYBE? DIANA WILL YOU PLEASE HURRY UP AND FINISH EATING YOUR BREAKFAST— SO I CAN GET LUNCH ON THE TABLE? MUCH LATER... DIANA WILL YOU PLEASE HURRY UP AND FINISH EATING YOUR BREAKFASTSO I CAN GET LUNCH ON THE TABLE? WAITING, HOPING IT TRYING TO LAP AFTER KEEP IT ON THE FASHION... BUT A NO TELLING ONLY SOMEBODY THING— IT MIGHT WORK! YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO DO SOMETHING FOR POOR PETERS! HE'S APT TO BE KILLED ANY MINUTE RACING AROUND THAT TRACK WITH HIS CAR VIRTUALLY OUT OF CONTROL! IT'S WORTH A TRY... WE'LL DO IT!! POP- I'VE GOT AN IDEA! THEY'LL TRY ANYTHING TO SAVE PETERS FROM HIS RUN-AWAY CAR! THE BIG FIRE TRUCK PULLED OUT ONTO THE TRACK AND TOOK OUT AFTER PETERS