anaheim-gazette 1950-11-03

ALFRED A CHEESE BURGER ON THAST! I'D LIKE A HAM-BURGER ON WHITE BEBAB BUT NO WUSTAGE! SHAKE A DOUBLE ONE WITH FRIENDS FRIES! YOU'VE MURGOTEN WHAT EVERYBODY ORDERED? OAKY DOAKS KING KROOK I'M GLAD YOU SUBBESTER A LONG TRAIN ON MY NEW ROYAL ROBE AND A NEW CROWN AND SEEPTER! BUT RIGHT NOW I'M KINDA LOW ON FUNDS! CAN YOU LEND ME FIFTEEN THOUSAND BUCKS TO BAY FOR THY STUFF? BUT I JUST REMEMBER AN APPOINTMENT SCORCHY SMITH I'LL CHECK YOUR SHIP TOMORROW, MRS. COLUMBIA, BUT I'M SURE THE SWAN SONG WILL FLY AGAIN! NOW WHY DOES CARLO LOOK SO GREEN? SMITH WILL SEE THOSE SAWED PROPELLER BOLTS IF HE'S ALIVE TOMORROW! WHY DO YOU TWO BOYS SUDDENLY LOOK SO GRIM? WHAT GOES ANYWAY? IS THERE STORY MATERIAL HERE? SCORCHY SMITH I'll check your ship tomorrow, Mrs. Columbia, but I'm sure the swan song will fly again! NOW WHY DOES CARLO LOOK SO GREEN? SMITH WILL SEE THOSE SAWED PROPELLER BOLTS IF HE'S ALIVE TOMORROW! WHY DO YOU TWO BOYS SUDDENLY LOOK SO GRIM WHAT GOES ANYWAY? IS THERE STORY MATERIAL HERE? DICKIE DARE JUMP, DAD, TAKE A TURN WITH THAT LINE! NOT SO EASY, TAKING ORDERS FROM YOUR OWN KIDS! BUT AT SEA WHAT COUNTS IS ABILITY AND KNOWLEDGE! LET'S SEE THE ROPE IS... AND A WEEK LATE WE MUST LOOK OUR SHARPEST COMING INTO MIAMI! WHOS BEST AT THE HELM! THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY AS LONG AS YOU'RE WAING THAT PISTOL YOU COULD AT LEAST GIVE ME A DOWNBEAT! I'VE NOTTA FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO PATSY! MISS PATSY? HEBELE Saw Her Leave The Studio Tonight Where Was Carrying A Horn Like Yours! OH. DIANA! DO YOU LIKE BALL ROOM DANCING, TUBBY? NAW. WHAT'S DANCIN'... JUST A LOT OF HUGGING SET TO MUSIC. JEEPERS! WHAT'S GO WRONG ABOUT THAT? TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS THE TROLLEY SKIPPER — VS. THE TRANSIT COMMISSIONER I AM NOT GOING HUNTING! I'M DELIVERING A LARGE STEAK FOR THE BUTCHER AND I DO NOT PROPOSE TO DO SO UNARMED! 11-3-80 (Illustrated by The Bath Brussels Inc.) AGE 10 ANAHEIM GAZETTE, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 1950 CARL RYMAN HE SAYS THE OTHER WAITER WAS SUDDENLY CALLED AWAY, AND THAT WE'LL HAVE TO REORDER! THERE'S A JOB OPEN WHERE YOU'RE WORKING! FINE! I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN, ALFRED! YOU NEEDN'T BE HELPING THE BOSS WILL THINK WE UNNECESSARY AROUND H PERMA INK "IT WON'T WASH OFF" PERMA INK "IT WON'T WASH OFF" BUT I JUST REMEMBERED AN APPOINTMENT! JEEVES, CANCEL MY ORDER FOR A LONG TRAIN ON MY NEW ROYAL ROBE...AND A NEW CROWN AND SCEPTER! HOW DOES MY NEW ROYAL ROBE FIT, POMOHA? YOU DIDN'T EVEN MY NEW ROYAL WHY DO YOU TWO BOYS SUDDENLY LOOK SO GRIM? WHAT GOES, ANYWAY? IS THERE STORY MATERIAL HERE? WE SHALL DINE AT HOME THIS EVENING... TO CELEBRATE! GRAND! ONE OF AUNTY'S FAMOUS DINNER'S! WHY DO YOU TWO BOYS BUDDENLY LOOK SO GRIM? WHAT GOES ANYWAY? IS THERE STORY MATERIAL HERE? WE SHALL DINE AT HOME THIS EVENING TO CELEBRATE! AND A WEEK LATER... WE MUST LOOK OUR SHARPEST COMING INTO MIAMI!! WHO'S BEST AT THE HELM! MR. STRONG, CAPN! WEAH, POPS IS TOPS! SLACK STAYS'L A SHADE, HANK! OKAY, DAD YOU'RE BOSS! LOOK IT US BOIL! THE CAROLINA COAST...THAT LIGHT IS ON CAPE HATTERAS, MR. STRONG, FAMOUS FOR WRECKS IT'S A DIRTY NIGHT...GLAD A GOOD SAILOR YOU TO TAKE TH' TRICK AT TH' WHEN TH' COURSE IS NORTH BY WEST MISS PATTY? WEH I SAW HER LEAVE THE STUDIO TONIGHT! SHE WAS CARNIVING A HORN LIKE YOURS! YOW...THIS IS SERIOUS...AND THE ROB IS GONNA HEAR ABOUT IT RIGHT QUICK? YOUR FRIEND PATSY MISSING REETOFF'S MAGIC HORN THE MAN IN THE BLACK CAPE DO I HAVE ALL THE FACTS? FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION YESSIR! WHAT'S GO ABOUT THAT? I DON'T LIKE MUSIC. WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TONIGHT, DIANA? WELL... I THINK I'D RA YOU DECIDE, KEEN TEENS By Stookie Allen BLUE RESTAURANT WHALE STEAK! WHEN HER FATHER Died, Betty took over his cafe in Lower New York and has tripled the business! SHE GOT WEARY OF HER CATHOLIC CUSTOMERS ASKING FOR WHALE STEAK EVERY FRIDAY (JUST FOR A GAG), Betty decided to get some. Betty Field (18) THERE'S BIG MONEY IN BIG WHALES! SHE ORDERED SOME FROZEN WHALE MEAT FLOWN IN FROM ICELAND. NOW NEW YORKERS VISIT HER PLACE TO GET DELICIOUS WHALE STEAKS AND WHALEBURGERS! HERS IS THE ONLY CAFE IN AMERICA SERVING WHALE MEAT! YOU NEEDN'T BE HELPING ME, ALFRED! THE BOSS WILL THINK WE'RE BOTH UNNECESSARY AROUND HERE! PERMA INK "IT WON'T WASH OFF" PERMA INK "IT WON'T WASH OFF" PERMA INK "IT WON'T WASH OFF" UNEMPLOYMENT INSURANCE GARLRYMAN YOU DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT MY NEW ROYAL ROBE! AND I HAVEN'T SEEN OAKY! BUT OAKY IS IN THE WORK SHOP OF MURDOCK, THE ROYAL WITZARD. AN' WHEN I'D ANALYZED WHAT WAS LEFT O'TH' MAGIC POTION I KNEW WHY YOU WERE A SINGER FER A WHILE! THEN SOMEBODY PLAYED A TRICK ON ME! GEE, MISTER MURDOCK ARE YOU AFRAID SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A TRICK ON YOU? IN A WAY MY BOY! I'M ON TH' LOOKOUT FOR SPIES! ...TO HONOR CARLO'S SEA RESCUE OF AUNTY... TORCHY'S SAILING HER LAME PLANE THROUGH STORMS AND GROTTOES ...THAT'S STORY MATERIAL! IF THAT PLANE WAS SABOTAGED CARLO BETTER HAVE AN EXPLANATION! IF I CAN'T DESTROY THAT PLANE, I MUST GET RID OF SMITH !... AND THE OLD LADY... OR ILL NEVER MARRY HER RICH NIECE! I'll keep Carlo near me... I think he will bear watching! ...TO HONOR CARLO'S SEA RESCUE OF ALUNY... TORCHY'S SAILING HER LAME PLANE THROUGH STORMS AND GROTTOES ...THAT'S STORY MATERIAL! IF THAT PLANE WAS SABOTAGED CARLO BETTER HAVE AN EXPLANATION! IF I CAN'T DESTROY THAT PLANE, I MUST GET RID OF SMITH! AND THE OLD LADY... OR I'LL NEVER MARRY HER RICH NIECE! I'll keep Carlo near me... I think he will bear watching. IT'S A DIRTY LOOK IN NIGHT... GLAD WE'VE A GOOD SAILOR LIKE YOU TO TAKE TH'NEXT TRICK AT TH' WHEEL! TH' COURSE IS NORTH BY WEST LET'S SEE, NORTH BY WEST... THAT'S THE FIRST LONG MARK WEST OF NORTH... THERE IT IS... SHE'S ON IT... CAREFUL! HERE IS A COURSE RUNNING NORTH BY WEST BUT MR. STRONG HAS HIS COMPASS POINTS MIXED! HERE IS THE COURSE HE IS STEERING FRIEND MISSING MAGIC HORN IN THE CAPE DO I ALL THANKS, WE'VE HAD A GOOD MAN ON THAT CASE FOR SOME TIME! NEAR IT! THE MAGIC MUSIC! I THINK I'D RATHER LET YOU DECIDE, SLURP. OH, NO-- I WANT YOU TO REALLY ENJOY YOURSELF—SO YOU DECIDE WHERE WE'LL GO. OKAY... NON WHAT'LL IT BE— THE WRASSLIN' MATches OR THE FIGHTS... Y'DERN TOOTIN' I'M STARTIN' SOMETHIN' BERT...I'M CHALLENGIN' YOU AND YOUR DOGGONE ROWN' DUTCH OVEN TO A RACE...THE WINNER TO GET THE OTHER GUY'S CAR! YOU MEAN PETERS YOU WANT TO RACE YOUR OLD CAR AGAINST MINE WITH THE WINNER TO GET THE OTHER GUY'S CAR?...YOU MEAN THAT? YOU DANG RIGHT I MEAN IT!...AND ELI'S INCLUDED IN THE CHALLENGE,TOO.YOU GUYS CALLED ME A COWARD,NOW LET'S SEE YOU GUYS SHOW YOUR REAL COLORS!!! ACCEPT OR KEEP YOUR FAT MOUTHS SHUT SEE!! BERT HAS WORKED A COURSE OF WEEKS GETTING HIS OLD CLUB INTO CRUISE CONDITION AND HE'D HATE TO STICK HIS NEER DUTT AND HAVE TO HAND HIS LITTLE GEM OVER TO PETERS IF HE PLUSER HE STALLED FOR A LITTLE TIME.