anaheim-gazette 1950-10-20

ALFRED Page 6 Anaheim I'll pay you 50¢ an hour to give him his airing but remember, he can't stand excitement! Can't it cute? I'll bet you're the proudest papa in the world! KIDNAPER! OAKY DOAKS I don't see any bear! H-H-H-HEE R-R-RAN AWAY! It was just a baby bear, father! GEE! THEN I GUESS THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT! SCORCHY SMITH !!! NOW LOOK! I'VE RUN'ER ON THE ROCKS!! SAILED HALF ACROSS THE SEA IN A STORM WITH ONE MOTOR DEAD, MAKE PORT AND CRACK 'ER UP! YOU'RE NOT SPOSED TO TALK TO THE DRIVER! ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ACCUSE HIM OF MURDER! WHAT LUCK! ONLY DENTS! NOW LOOK! I'VE RUN 'ER ON THE ROCKS!... SAILED HALF ACROSS THE SEA IN A STORM WITH ONE MOTOR DEAD, MAKE PORT AND... CRACK 'ER UP! YOU'RE NOT SPOSED TO TALK TO THE DRIVER! ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ACCUSE HIM OF MURDER! WHAT LUCK! ONLY DENTS! I'LL LEAVE IT ON TH' CABIN TABLE... TH' LAST LETTER I'LL EVER WRITE TO DAN ABOARD THE ROWBOAT! WILL YOU PUT ME ASHORE FOR FIFTY CENTS? YAS, SAAR! A FINE DAY, SAAR! FINE? OH...YEAH... GUESS IT IS...FOR SOME PEOPLE! THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY JEEPERS! WHAT LONG, DARK CORRIDORS THEY HAVE BACKSTAGE! OOPS! A DEAD END HERE! HAVE TO GO BACK AND TRY-- OH, DIANA! THROUGH WITH YOUR HOMEWORK SO SOON? YES, DAD. HMM-MM... HOW DID YOU ARRIVE AT THE ANSWERS TO THESE ADDITIONAL PROBLEMS? VERY SIMPLE, DAD. YOU SEE, ALL I DO IS ADD UP EACH COLUMN SIX TIMES... AND TWICE PLU TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS POP WORTLE, THE OLD STRING SAVER HE'D BE MISERABLE ALL DAY IF I DIDN'T STOP TO LET HIM RECOVER IT! F.T.O.X 10-20-50 Anaheim Gazette, Friday, October 20, 1950 KIDNAPER! PAY YOU? ILL SUE YOU! UNCLE ALFRED Bought A WIS FOR $25 - HE SAYS HE CAN GET A JOB EASIER WITH HAIR ON HIS HEAD! AJAX MOTOR WORKS THEN I GUESS THERE'S THING TO WORRY ABOUT! WHO ALLOWED A BEAR IN THE ROYAL FOREST? NEVER MIND, FATHER, IT'S GONE! BUT LOOK WHO'S HERE! SIROAKY! WHY DID YOU WANT TO BE THE ROYAL EXECUTIONER? TO HIDE FROM MISTER FIFIELD AND A GANG OF GIRLS! E NOT S'POSED TO TO THE DRIVER! SPECIALLY WHEN YOU SEHIM OF DER! WHAT LUCK! ONLY DENTS! OH! SO NOW IT'S MY FAULT! JUST FOR THAT, I'D MAKE YOU THE VILLAIN IN THE STORY I'M WRITING NOW... ONLY CARLO'S BETTER! STOP ME IF I'M WRONG... YOU ARE MRS. COLUMBIA'S NICE, JANE, AND YOU WRITE FICTION, RIGHT? RIGHT! I WRITE MURDER MYSTERIES! E NOT S'POSED TO TO THE DRIVER! SECIALLY WHEN YOU SEE HIM OF DER! WHAT LUCK! ONLY DENTS! OH! SO NOW IT'S MY FAULT! JUST FOR THAT, I'D MAKE YOU THE VILLAIN IN THE STORY I'M WRITING NOW...ONLY CARLO'S BETTER! STOP ME IF I'M WRONG... YOU ARE MRS. COLUMBIA'S NIECE, JANE, AND YOU WRITE FICTION, RIGHT? FINE? OH...YEAH... GUESS IT IS...FOR SOME PEOPLE! HERE'S A BREAK... AN ABANDONED WAREHOUSE! DARK IN THERE-JIST TH' WAY WE FEEL... C'MON WE'LL HIDE IN HERE, WAGS. TIL NIGHT THEN WE'LL CREEP OUT AN' STOWAWAY ON ONE OF TH' NATIVE SCHOONERS, WHICH SAIL FROM HERE. OOPS! A DEAD END HERE...HAVE TO GO BACK AND TRY-- KLOP! KAMCHAT! THE HORN IS CHAINED TO HER! THEN THE ONLY ONE TO DO...W NO TIME TO E, DAD. YOU DO IS ADD UP AN SIX TIMES. AND WHATEVER ANSWER I GET TWICE, THAT'S THE ONE I PUT DOWN! GOT A DATE WITH AN ANGEL EEN TEENS By Stoookie Allen BAR-B-Q SAUCE NORMA LOYD, PAT WHITESIDE, DAN KUKLA AND MEL SLATE FORMED A COMPANY IN CHICAGO TO MARKET A FINE BARBECUE SAUCE. WOW! WE'RE DEEP IN THE BLACK! THEY SOLD STOCK AT 50 CENTS A SHARE TO GET STARTED AND MADE ENOUGH TO PAY OFF EVERYBODY! THE TEENS ROTATE ON THEIR VARIOUS JOBS SO AS TO LEARN ALL ANGLES OF BUSINESS. THEY WANT TO BECOME USEFUL CITIZENS! 10-20-60 LEAVE IT TO PETERS TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING SCREWY! WHERE DO YOU SUPPOSE HE GOT THAT OLD 1909 PRESSURE COOKER? I DON'T KNOW, BUT NOW THAT HE'S GOT IT HE SURE CAN'T KEEP IT A SECRET YOU CAN HEAR IT ALL OVER TOWN! THEY THINK IT'S JUST ANOTHER, SILLY STUNT OF PETER... BUT HE HAS SOMETHING MUCH MORE TANGIBLE UP SLEEVE THAN JUST DRIVING AROUND IN A NOISY OLD JAX MOTOR WORKS EMPLOYMENT DIVISION 10-21 CARL RYMAN I GUESS YOU'LL DO EXCEPT WE CAN'T HAVE YOU WORKING AROUND MACHINERY WITH THAT LONG HAIR! SIROAKY! WHY DID YOU WANT TO BE THE ROYAL EXECUTIONER? TO HIDE FROM MISTER FIELD AND A GANG OF GIRLS! I KNEW IT WAS YOU ALL THE TIME IN SPITE OF YOUR DISGUISE! ARE YOU READY TO BE MY KNIGHT AGAIN? YES, YOUR MAJESTY! AND I HOPE THERE'S SOMETHING DANGEROUS FOR ME TO DO RIGHT AWAY! RIGHT! I WRITE MURDER MYSTERIES!! UN-HUH! GOT ANY IDEA WHO TRIED TO POison YOUR AUNT BELLE WITH ARSENIC? OH THAT!! HA HA NOBODY TRIED TO POison AUNTIE BELLE, TORCHY! SHE'S TOO SWEET! RIGHT! I WRITE MURDER MYSTERIES!! UH-HUH! GOT ANY IDEA WHO TRIED TO POISON YOUR AUNT BELLE WITH ARSENIC? OH THAT!! HA HA NOBODY TRIED TO POISON AUNTIE BELLE, TORCHY! SHE'S TOO SWEET! WHEN WE GET T' SOME LI'L ISLAND WE'LL HOP OUT...I'LL MAKE A LIVING CATCHING OYSTERS OR SOMETHIN' GOSH, AN' I WUZ GOIN' TO TRY FOR ANNAPOLIS WITH TH' REST OF MY GANG! I... I HAD MY CAREER LAID RIGHT OUT... BUT EVERYTHING'S OKAY, WAGS...BETWEEN A CAREER AND YOU THERE COULD ONLY BE ONE CHOICE! THEN THERE IS ONLY ONE THING TO DO...WE HAVE NO TIME TO LOSE! GOAGE ENTRANCE IT'S GETTING CLOSE TO CURTAIN TIME! WHAT'S KEEPING PATSY AND THE MAGIC HORN? JEEPERS!...IS IT SATURDAY NIGHT ALREADY? N'T KNOW, NOW THAT GOT IT HE E CAN'T PIT A SECRET, CAN HEAR IT OVER DOWN! OH, OH...SEEMS AS THOUGH I HEAR IT NOW...HE MUST HAVE JUST LEFT HIS HOUSE! OH- SO THAT'S IT! IT'S ALL A COME ON!!! THAT OLD WRECK PETERS IS MANEUVERING AROUND THE STREETS IS JUST A COME ON FOR A MONEY-MAKING SCHEME!!! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS, LUKE... YOU JUST WISH YOU WAS AS ENTERPRISIN' AS PETERS /... YOU GOT TO HAND IT TO HIM, HE'S SURE GOT A WEAPON THERE THAT'LL GET ATTENTION ANYWAY! PETERS' NOISY ADVERTISING WAS RECENDED WITH MIXED EMOTIONS ALL ALONG THE LINE... BUT IT WAS RECENED NEVER THE LESS... EVERYBODY HEARD ABOUT HIS SALE!