anaheim-gazette 1950-10-13

ALFRED Page 6 Anaheim ALFRED'S GOING FISHING? WELL, I SUPPOSE WE'LL AVE BEANS FOR DINNER! CRASH! FRANK'S FRESH FISH HMM—NOT BAD—I'll settle FOR THE RIGHT NOW! OAKY DOAKS FATHER, DID YOU HIRE THAT FELLOW TO BE THE ROYAL EXECUTIONER? YES, POMONA. HE'S A WHIZ WITH AN AXE...SO I SENT HIM TO THE FOREST TO CUT FIREWOOD! YOU DID?! THERE'S SOMETHING I MUST TELL YOU! OAKY'S HORSE, NELLIE, IS BACK IN HER STABLE! SHE IS? THAT MEANS OAKY IS BACK HERE TOO...OR DOES IT? SCORCHY SMITH YOU ARE SWAN SONG, PILOT SMEET, NO? YOU ARE OKAY, YES? CAN YOU SAIL AROUND THE COAST, SIGNOR? THE REAL RECEPTION WAITS AT MARINA GRANDE, CAPRI'S NORTH SHORE PORT! NO DICE, GENTLEMEN! NO FUEL! I'M HEADING STRAIGHT INSHORE! MADA AM SO PILOT S YOUR I AM SCORCHY SMITH YOU ARE SWAN SONG, PILOT SMEET, NO? YOU ARE OKAY, YES? CAN YOU SAIL AROUND THE COAST, SIGNOR? THE REAL RECEPTION WAITS AT MARINA GRANCE, CAPRI'S NORTH SHORE PORT! NO DICE, GENTLEMEN! NO FUEL! I'M HEADING STRAIGHT INSHORE! DICKIE DARE ANCHOR'S AWEIGH! SO WHAT IF DAN DOES GO OFF ON HIS OWN? I'VE GOT MY GANG AN'T THERE'S SOMETHIN' ELSE GONNA PULL ME THROUGH! MY DREAM TAKE HER OVER, LIEUTENANT DARE! VERY GOOD SIR THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY THAT GRIN ON YOUR FACE, KONROD, HAD BETTER MEAN ONE THING YOU HAVE POSSESSION OF REETOFF'S HORN! NOT POSSESSION YET! BUT THAT TIME DRAWS NEAR! THE LAD PLAYS A CONG DOWNTOWN TOMORROW IT IS SO ADVERTISED THEN AND THERE I WILL THE GRAND COUP WITH FAIL! OH. DIANA! OH, DA-A-AD...! HOW ARE YOU? AT DO HOME V OH, DA-A-AD... HOW ARE YOU AT DO HOME W TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS MICKEY (HIMSELF) McGUIRE NO TACKLING PRACTICE TODAY! McGUIRE IS USING OUR TACKLING DUMMY! BACK YARD CHAMP BECAUSE THERE WAS NO REGULATION RINK IN PHOENIX, ARIZ., THIS LITTLE BLOND HAD TO PRACTICE ON A CEMENT SLAB IN HER BACK YARD. YOU SHOWED 'EM, KID! Anaheim Gazette, Friday, October 13, 1950 NOT BAD – ILL SETTLE THIE RIGHT NOW! FRANK FRESH FISH THE CAMERA SHOP $100 IN PRIZES FOR BEST SELF-PORTRAIT PHOTOS SUBMIT AS MANY AS YOU LIKE! TAKE UR OWN PHOTO 3 FOR 25¢ RE'S SOMETHING I TELL YOU! OAKY'S SEE, NELLIE, IS IN HER STABLE! SHE IS? THAT MEANS OAKY IS BACK HERE TOO… OR DOES IT? HMM, NOW THAT I THINK OF IT, THAT GUY HAD A VOICE LIKE OAKY's! I'M SURE IT'S HIM, FATHER! AND THERE'S A MAN WAITING FOR YOU IN THE THRONE ROOM WHO MAY BE ABLE TO EXPLAIN A FEW THINGS! YOUR MAJESTY, I'M MARMADUKE FIFIELD! I'M A BUSY MAN, AND...! PIPE DOWN! CAN'T YOU WAIT TILL I GET ON MY THRONE?! NOW THEN, WHAT D'YA WANT? SIR OAKY D' SIGNED ME MANAGE SINGING C' THEN WAIT OUT ON CONTRAC SUE HIM! I'll... CE, GENTLEMEN! I'M HEADING RIGHT INSHORE! MADAME, I AM SO GLAD YOUR PILOT SMITH SAVES YOUR SWAN SONG! I AM AMAZE! NO DOUBT! MY NIECE WILL ALSO BE AMAZED TO HEAR THE WHOLE STORY! YOU BOYS MAKE PORT ON THE NORTH! I'LL BEACH ON THE SOUTH ...IT'S NEARER! OUT! GENTLEMEN! I'M HEADING NIGHT INSHORE! MADAME, I AM SO GLAD YOUR PILOT SMITH SAVES YOUR SWAN SONG! I AM AMAZE! NO DOUBT! MY NIECE WILL ALSO BE AMAZED TO HEAR THE WHOLE STORY! TAKE HER OVER, LIEUTENANT DARE! VERY GOOD, SIR HELMSMAN. COURSE 206—TRUE... ENGINE ROOM FULL SPEED AHEAD! THE LAD PLAYS A CONCERT DOWNTOWN TOMORROW NIGHT! IT IS SO ADVERTISED! THEN AND THERE I WILL MAKE THE GRAND COUP WITHOUT FAIL! THAT IS GOOD, KONROD BECAUSE YOUR QUOTA OF FAILURES HAS BEEN EXHAUSTED! PARTIO ABOVE ALL AT DOING HOME WORK...? YOU BOYS MAKE PORT ON THE NORTH! ILL BEACH ON THE SOUTH ... IT'S NEARER! OUT! AHOV, SWAN SONG. HI AUNTIE. HI CARLO! -LET IT GO! HEY-- WHAT WAS THAT SOUND--? I'M PLENTY JITTERY OVER TONIGHT'S CONCERT! OH, STAND STILL! THERE'S NO TO WORRY ABOUT YOU JUST TO THE THE CARRYING DECOV M OH, DA-A-AD! FOR ME? AT DOING HOME WORK...? EEN TEENS By Stoookie Allen BACK YARD CHAMP BECAUSE THERE WAS NO REGULATION RINK IN HOENIX, ARIZ., THIS LITTLE BLOND HAD TO PRACTICE ON A CEMENT LAB IN HER BACK YARD. YOU SHOWED 'EM, KID! Dorothy Louray COWLEY YET SHE WON FIRST PLACE IN THE SOUTHWEST-PACIFIC CHAMPIONSHIP! THEN TO THE SURPRISE OF EVERYONE BUT HER PALS SHE WALKED OFF WITH SECOND PLACE IN THE GREAT NATIONAL TOURNAMENT IN DENVER! HER FIRST ATTEMPT! OH, DA-A-AD! FOR ME!? THERE -SHE'S JUST ABOUT READY FOR A TRIAL RUN JUMP IN, PETERS, AND WIGGLE THE GAS WHILE I CRANK HER UP! OH BOY NO KIDDING ABOUT IT, IT WAS A THRILL TO SEE THAT OLD GEM OF ANOTHER ERA TAKING ON NEW LIFE AGAIN UNDER THE FOND HANDLING OF THE SENTIMENTAL OLD TAKE UR OWN PHOTO 3 FOR 25¢ WE CAN'T USE THIS STUFF! TOO BAD YOU WASTED YOUR MONEY ON SO MANY! 5¢ EACH NOW THEN, WHAT D'YA WANT? SIR OAKY DOAKS SIGNED ME UP TO MANAGE HIS SINGING CAREER THEN WALKED OUT ON HIS CONTRACT! I'LL SUE HIM! I'LL... IS HE HERE? ER... YES! THEN HE SHOULD BE HANDED OVER TO THE ROYAL EXECUTIONER... IF YOU HAVE ONE! I DO HAVE ONE, MISTER FIFIELD... AND HIS NAME IS OAKY DOAKS! AHOY, SWAN SONG! HI AUNTIE! HI CARLO! ??! THOUGHT I SWITCHED THE RADIO OFF! !?! SO THE TOURIST LITERATURE WASN'T KIDDING! CAPRI, THE ISLAND JEWEL... WITH MERMADS! AHOY, SWAN SONG! HI AUNTIE! HI CARLO! ?? THOUGHT I SWITCHED THE RADIO OFF! !?! SO THE TOURIST LITERATURE WASN'T KIDDING! CAPRI, THE ISLAND JEWEL... WITH MERMADS! -LET IT GO! HEY-- WHAT WAS THAT SOUND--? WAGS I---I D--- FORGOTTEN--- COULDN'T TAKE YOU TO ANNAPOLIS, NOT EVEN TO THE PREP SCHOOL-- WAGS--- I---I--- THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT! YOU JUST GO TO THE THEATRE CARRYING THE DECOY HORN! FRIZZ AND THE METROPOLIS SYMPHONY THEN JUST BEFORE YOU GO ON THE STAGE, I'LL SHOW UP BACKSTAGE WITH THE MAGIC HORN! EASY, HUM? JEEPERS! IT'S LOVELY!! IT'S SIMPLY GORGEOUS! YOU PAID $28. FOR IT?! GEE-E, DAD— YOU'RE SO GOOD TO ME! HOW CAN I EVER THANK YOU... YOU KNOW SOMETHING...? WHAT, PET... IT'S LITTLE THINGS LIKE THIS THAT MAKE ME LOVE YOU SO MUCH! IT'S SIMPLY GORGEOUS! YOU PAID $28.22 FOR IT?! GEE-E, DAD— YOU'RE SO GOOD TO ME! HOW CAN I EVER THANK YOU... WHAT, PET... AS THE OLD MECHANIC TWISTED THE CRANK A DEAFENING BLAST-LIKE BOOM FILLED THE BARN WITH BLACK SMOKE, FOLLOWED BY A TERRIFIC SHUDDER FROM THE VERY INSIDES OF THE OLD MACHINE...THEN A DEAFENING ROARRRR