anaheim-gazette 1950-07-21

ALFRED OH, OFFICER, WOULD YOU PLEASE HELP ME ACROSS THE STREET? MASK BALL TONITE I DON'T RECALL YOU BEING ON THE FORCE OAKY DOAKS WHILE THE SULTAN OF HASSH IS TRYING TO MAKE A BUSINESS DEAL WITH KING CORNY, OAKY AND PRINCESS POMONA ARE DISCUSSING ANOTHER MATTER... IF MURDOCK HADN'T PUT ROLLER SKATES ON YOUR HORSE YOU'D HAVE WON THE JOUST WITH COUNT DE RAOUL...AND WE'D GET MARRIED! BUT, POMONA--I KEEP TELLING YOU I'M NOT READY TO GET MARRIED I'LL KEEP ON WAITING! MEANWHILE, DON'T YOU DARE TO LOOK AT ANOTHER GIRL! SHUCKS, YOU KNOW I NEVER DO! SCORCHY SMITH SO OPHIR IS LOADED WITH GOLD, ANTIQUES ... AND URANIUM ?!? PROBABLY MIXED WITH A LOT OF RADIUM STUFF, TOO! YEP! SEE THIS GREASY LOOKING DARK STONE, ALL OVER THAT'S PITCHBLENDE! WELL, IF YOU WANT TO DIG FOR URANIUM, I'LL ASSIGN YOU A SPOT WHERE IT WON'T INTERFERE WITH MY ARCHAEOLOGICAL EXCAVATIONS! SCORCHY SMITH SO OPHIR IS LOADED WITH GOLD, ANTIQUES AND URANIUM? PROBABLY MIXED WITH A LOT OF RADIUM STUFF, TOO! YEP! SEE THIS GREASY LOOKING DARK STONE ALL OVER. THAT'S PITCHBLENDE! WELL, IF YOU WANT TO DIG FOR URANIUM, I'LL ASSIGN YOU A SPOT WHERE IT WON'T INTERFERE WITH MY ARCHAEOLOGICAL EXCAVATIONS! DICKIE DARE E-E-YEOW, BOTH SQUARESAILS HAVE RIPPED UP NOW! HEY, DAN, TH' SHIP'S RIDIN' A WHOLE LOT EASIER! SURE! DIDN'T I TELL YOU SHE'D TAKE ANYTHING IF SOME OF THE SAILS WERE GOTTEN IN? WE'LL PATCH THOSE TORN SAILS LATER. THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY HERE COMES SWATTO UP TO THE PLATE, PATSY! WILL IT BE ANOTHER HOMER? HOW CAN THAT GUY MISS! LET'S HAVE IT! OH, DIANA! SUSAN! COME IN HERE! I WANT TO TALK TO YOU! OUR NEW NEIGHBOR TOLD ME THAT YOU DELIBERATELY SOCKED ONE OF HER SONS RIGHT IN THE EYE! NOW, WHY DID YOU DO IT? OH, DIANA! SUSAN! COME IN HERE! I WANT TO TALK TO YOU! OUR NEW NEIGHBOR TOLD ME THAT YOU DELIBERATELY SOCKED ONE OF HER SONS RIGHT IN THE EYE! NOW, WHY DID YOU DO IT!? CAUSE... TOONERVILLE FOLKS Fontaine Fox KEEN TEENS HEY, ED! BELIEVE IT OR NOT, BUT THE TROLLEY SKIPPER'S MAKING SOME TRACK REPAIRS! THIS I GOTTA SEE! HE'S JUST RAISING THOSE TIES TO LOOK FOR FISHING WORMS! IT'S EASY WHEN YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT PAT ALSO IS A STAR AERIALIST AND TUMBLER. Anaheim Gazette, Friday, July 21, 1950 DON'T RECALL YOU BEING ON THE FORCE CARL RYMAN SNAPPY MEN'S WEAR SPECIAL UNDER SHIRTS $1 WELL IF YOU HAVE IDEA, WHAT SIZE YOU WEAR, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO GUESS, WON'T WE? NWHILE, IT YOU ME TO K AT OTHER L! SHUCKS, YOU KNOW I NEVER DO! GOSH ALL HEMLOCK, WHO'S THAT?! OAKY, SIT DOWN! BUT, POMONA! I DIDN'T GET A GOOD AT HER! OH, YO DI LL, IF YOU WANT TO DIG URANIUM, I'LL ASSIGN A SPOT WHERE IT WON'T INTERFERE WITH MY PHRAEOLOGICAL EVATIONS! IT WON'T INTERFERE AT ALL, DOCTOR! BECAUSE YOU'LL HAVE TO LEAVE! WHAT?! I'LL "HAVE TO LEAVE"?! BUT I DISCOVERED OPHIR FIRST! VERY SORRY, ELLIS AREA PROBABLY HO PUREST URANIUM O FOUND! AS SUCH IT... DANGEROUS LL, IF YOU WANT TO DIG URANIUM, I'LL ASSIGN A SPOT WHERE IT WON'T INTERFERE WITH MY HAEOLOGICAL AVATIONS! IT WON'T INTERFERE AT ALL DOCTOR! BECAUSE YOU'LL HAVE TO LEAVE! WHAT?! I'LL "HAVE TO LEAVE"?!? BUT I DISCOVERED OPHIR FIRST! VERY SORRY, ELLIS, AREA PROBABLY HO PUREST URANIUM O FOUND! AS SUCH, IT ... DANGEROUS E'LL PATCH HOSE DOWN AILS ATER. MEANWHILE, KING NEPTUNE HAS DONE THE EXACT JOB WHICH I COULDN'T DO BY MYSELF. WELL, I'LL BE TH' TATOOED SON OF A ONE-FINNED DOGFISH! CODFISH! I'LL SET THIS WEATHER GAGE DOWN SO LOW THAT-- HOLD YOUR SEAHORSES, KING! S'POSE THAT--BZZBZZ--- LET'S HAVE IT! LOVE THAT SWATTO! STRIKE TWO! PLOP IS SOMEBO' TRYING T' RAG MY NEVER HEAR VOICE LIKE COME OUT THE STAN BEFORE WHY DID DO IT!? THEY'RE TWINS AND I ONLY WANTED THUM WAY TO TELL 'EM APART! TSK, TSK! ... DIANA! IF YOU DON'T HURRY, WE'LL BE LATE FOR THE SHOW! OH, DAD—WILL PLEASE STOP RUSHING ME WHY DID YOU DO IT!? THEY'RE TWINS AND I ONLY WANTED THUM WAY TO TELL 'EM APART! CAUSE... KEEN TEENS By Stoookie Allen UPSIDE-DOWN! ONE OF THE MOST AMAZING ACTS IN CIRCUS HISTORY IS PERFORMED BY A LITTLE GIRL IN THE FAMOUS COMMUNITY CIRCUS OF GAINSVILLE, TEX., THE ONE AND ONLY PAT REGAN! IT'S EASY WHEN YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT PAT ALSO IS A STAR AERIALIST AND TUMBLER. Pat Regan SHE HAS HAD MANY OFFERS FROM BIG PROFESSIONAL SHOWS BUT WANTS TO STAY WITH HER PALS IN THE FAMOUS HOME-TOWN CIRCUS WHICH PLAYED TO MORE THAN 500,000 FANS LAST YEAR! TSK, TSK!... DIANA! IF YOU DON'T HURRY, WE'LL BE LATE FOR THE SHOW! OH, DAD—WILL PLEASE STOP RUSHING ME MY OLD FRIEND GEORGE KEEZLING GOT HURT FALLIN' OUT OF A FERRIS WHEEL?... GOSH, THAT'S TERRIBLE!!... IS HE GOING TO SUE THE OWNER? HE CAN'T!... HE IS THE OWNER THE WHOLE AMUSEMENT PARK... IT'S GOING TO RACK A RUIN WHILE POOR GEORGE IS LAID UP! THE DARNEST THINGS HAPPEN TO PEOPLE! POOR GEORGE... NEVER HURT A PERSON IN HIS LIFE!... IT'S TERRIBLE! SOMEONE ONE CAN DO. WELL IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SIZE YOU WEAR WE'LL JUST HAVE TO GUESS WON'T WE? YOU BOUGHT SIX? I INSIST YOU EXCHANGE THEM OR GET YOUR MONEY BACK! UNDER-SHIRTS FOR SALE I DIDN'T GET A GOOD LOOK AT HER! OH, YES YOU DID! ER--I MEAN I DIDN'T SEE HER FACE! HOW COULD YOU? SHE HAD IT COVERED WITH A VEIL! HEY! SHE'S COMING BACK! IF SHE MAKES A PASS AT YOU I'LL MOW HER DOWN! VERY SORRY, ELLIS! THIS AREA PROBABLY HOLDS THE PUREST URANIUM ORE EVER FOUND! AS SUCH, IT'S 'HOT'... DANGEROUS!! BUT... BUT...!!! HOW LONG HAVE YOU PEOPLE BEEN GALLIVANTING AROUND HERE?!? AND WHAT'S THAT RASH ON YOU, DOCTOR? S-SUN-BURN! VERY SORRY, ELLIS! THIS AREA PROBABLY HOLDS THE PUREST URANIUM ORE EVER FOUND! AS SUCH, IT'S 'HOT'... DANGEROUS!! BUT... BUT... BUT!!! HOW LONG HAVE YOU PEOPLE BEEN GALLIVANTING AROUND HERE??? AND WHAT'S THAT RASH ON YOU, DOCTOR? S-SUN-BURN! THAT SHIP WILL RIDE OUT YOUR WORST WEATHER AN' YOU KNOW IT! WHY NOT USE SOME SEA-MAGINATION? S'POSE THAT--BZZ-BZZ--- THAT'S IT-- I'LL PUT TH' HANDLE ON "MODERATE!" SAY, FOR A LI'L SPRAT, YOU GOT BRAINS! YOU AINT SQUIDDIN'! TH' STORM ENDED, DAN! WE WON! THEY FELL PER IT- IS SOMEBODY TRYING TO RAG ME? NEVER HEARD A VOICE LIKE THAT COME OUT OF THE STANDS BEFORE! GRRFFT!...THERE NEVER WAS A FAN WHO COULD RATTLE ME! I'LL SMACK THIS ONE A MILE! LOVE THAT SWATTO! YE'RE OUT! OH, DAD—WILL YOU PLEASE STOP RUSHING ME!? HAVEN'T I BEEN TELLING YOU FOR THE LAST HOUR I'LL ONLY BE A MINUTE? OH, DAD—WILL YOU PLEASE STOP RUSHING ME!? HAVEN'T I BEEN TELLING YOU FOR THE LAST HOUR I'LL ONLY BE A MINUTE! HE CAN'T!...HE IS THE OWNER! HE OWNS THE WHOLE AMUSEMENT PARK...AND IT'S GOING TO RACK AND RUN WHILE POOR GEORGE IS LAID UP! YES PETERS, SINCE YOUR FRIEND IS LAID UP WITH INJURIES WE THOUGHT MAYBE YOU... WELL, WE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HELP RUN HIS AMUSEMENT PARK TILL HE GETS ON HIS FEET AGAIN! ME RUN AN AMUSEMENT PARK?...GOSH, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT RUNNING AN AMUSEMENT PARK! HE'S GOTTEN INTO A LOT OF THINGS BEFORE THAT HE DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT — AND HE'S USUALLY LEARNED THE HARD WAY——!!!