oc-plain-dealer 1923-10-18

Daily Greeting To Our Readers Let us take care how we speak of those who have fallen on life's field. Help them up, not heap scorn upon them. We did not see the conflict. We do not know the snarls.—Anonymous. REALTY BUSINESS IS ON HIGH PLANE NOW The realty business of California has been put upon a high and commendable plane of ethics. As the California Real Estate Association holds its enthusiastic annual meeting at Sacramento it is timely to make a few observations on the business of buying and selling realty. Thanks to the efforts of the better class dealers throughout the state, a state license law has been enacted; a state real estate department has been established; and the last Legislature provided for bonding of dealers, and in other days threw safeguards around this business, to keep its standards high and to assure that only responsible persons shall hold licenses and transact realty business. Realty boards and associations, in the various cities of the state, have become very important factors in community progress. The realty dealer is naturally a booster. The very nature of his business runs in the line of progress and development. At the present state meeting much attention is being given to development, and realty men are earnest supporters of solid, substantial upbuilding of California. It is very gratifying indeed to have the real estate business in California in the hands of men and women of ideals, who observe a code of ethics which dignifies this business and wins the confidence of the public. There are perils at sea, at best. Fire and wind and wave and unseaworthiness in vessels; shoals and rocky shores—all these, and other hazards lurk, to jeopardize those "who go down to the sea in ships." The number of young men and young women who are working their way through college or university is large. This requires no little art and resourcefulness. Young folk who do It is very gratifying indeed to have the real estate business in California in the hands of men and women of ideals, who observe a code of ethics which dignifies this business and wins the confidence of the public. There are perils at sea, at best. Fire and wind and wave and unseaworthiness in vessels; shoals and rocky shores—all these, and other hazards lurk, to jeopardize those "who go down to the sea in ships." The number of young men and young women who are working their way through college or university is large. This requires no little grit and resourcefulness. Young folk who do this are deserving of much credit. Leave the weather to Providence. Be thankful when it is pleasant. Do not grumble when it is unpleasant. Worry is the powerful ally of disease. When the two work together, there is downfall of health. Health is the crown jewel of human existence. There is no possession affecting the material life of man that is more precious than health. California is the convention state pre-eminent. There is no region in America better adapted to the pleasurable satisfactory entertainment of convention bodies than California. Sufficient housing accommodations should be provided for schools everywhere. There is nothing more important in the life of the nation than proper maintenance of public schools. Four home runs in one world's series baseball game—four home runs! Pity a million "fans" could not have been there, to see that rare and thrilling spectacle! Happy home life is the foundation of national security. Fight crime with respect for law instilled into the youths of the state. The American people can stand one world's series a year without going into permanent hysterics. ADVANCE XMAS SHOWING A complete line of High Grade Perfumes and toilet sets. Coty's Houbigants, La Jade Vivadous, Hudnuts, Djerkiss, Rosine's, Piners and Roger & Gallet A complete line of High Grade Perfumes and toilet sets. Coty's Houbigants, La Jade Vivadous, Hudnuts, Djerkiss, Rosine's, Piners and Roger & Gallet Manicure, Roll Ups and Leather Goods We Invite Your Inspection Flentge Drug Co. 237 E. Center St. We Deliver Phone 75 BRICK COMMON AND FACE IN LIGHT GRAY COLOR, CAPACITY 40,000 PER DAY Brickmawon, Plaster and Concrete Sand—Day or Night Service Factory located, La Palma and West Streets. One Block South of Fullerton Water Plant Orange County Brick & Tile Co. Inc. Phone—Anaheim 995 URES except Sunday and Publisher THE ORANGE COUNTY Plain Dealer THURS SubscripEntered REMEMBER THE LITTLE OLD RED SCHOOL HOUSE AT THE CROSSROADS? THE OLD TIME DISTRICT SCHOOL DOESN'T COMPARE WITH TO-DAY'S HIGHER EDUCATIONAL FACILITIES BUT AT LEAST IT WAS SAFE AND HEALTHFUL PARAGRAPHS By ROBERT QUILLEN Dieting alone won't give you a willowy figure unless you begin with your grandmother. Exercise: A kind of work; enjoyable because hard necessity isn't barking at your heels. A cheap restaurant is one that makes a little finer distinction between food and garbage. The fine edge of the honeymoon is gone when first the birdde must swallow hard and say "Ginone." Our dictionary was written before the day of flappers. It defines a kiss as a mark of affection. As time passes, all yearnings grow less acute except the yearning to get back on the public pay roll. An osteopath is college tennis champion. Taking the rubber game came natural to him. A third party can't get going without a grievance. It frequently takes hot water to start a Ford. How times change. In the old days the serf cheered lustily for the winner. Now the monarch does it. Success isn't always spelled with a capita. But in this hard-boiled age it can't be attained without it. If a man is too lazy to think for himself, he retains his self-respect by being proud of his ability. ABE MARTIN Audiences stay put better since th' saloons wont out, but there's more drinkin' in plays an' pictures than th' ever war. Of all th' crazy questions, askin' a balloonist when he'll be back is th' worst. DINNER STORIES If they live in a far country, they are "poor unsaved heathen". If they live in your neighborhood, they are "infernal nuisances." When an English child is born and the doctor says "ten pounds," he isn't referring to its weight. POEMS THAT LIVE LEISURE What is this life if, full of care, We have no time to stand and stare? No time to stand beneath the boughs And stare as long as sheep or cows; No time to see, when woods we pass. Where squirrels hide their nuts in grass; No time to see, in broad daylight, Streams full of stars, like skies at night; No time to turn at Beauty's glance, And watch her feet, how they can dance; No time to wait till her mouth can Enrich that smile her eyes began; A poor life this, if full of care, We have no time to stand and stare. —William H. Davies. AUTUMN Thou comest, Autumn, heralded by rain, With banners, by great gales incessant fann'd, Brighter than brightest silks of Samarcand A third party can't get going without a grievance. It frequently takes hot water to start a Ford. How times change. In the old days the serf cheered lustily for the winner. Now the monarch does it. Success isn't always spelled with a capita'. But in this hard-boiled age it can't be attained without it. If a man is too lazy to think for himself, he retains his self-respect by being proud of his party loyalty. It is a disappointing world, and on careful analysis few stories prove as terrible as the headlines promise. When the average man isn't hating the hard reheme that forces him to toll for a living he is despising loafers. A bashful man is one who supposes that the two girls in the seat just back of him are giggling about him. DINNER STORIES If they live in a far country, they are "poor unsaved heathen". If they live in your neighborhood, they are "infernal nuisances." When an English child is born and the doctor says "ten pounds," he isn't referring to its weight, but to its share of the public debt. Correct this sentence: "Here, children," invited the father, "you may look at the comic section first." The small girl had found a story of the costume period, full of "tushery" talk, says the London Daily News. She evidently liked the language, though she didn't understand it. "Nay, let us have a tussleth of war on the landing," she was overheard saying to her little brother. Tommy had been playing truant from school, and had spent a long, beautiful day fishing. On his way back he met one of his young cronies, who accosted him with the usual question, "Catch anything?" At this, Tommy, in all consciousness of guilt, quickly responded: "Ain't been home yet."—Bison (C. of Buffalo). A poor life this, if full of care, We have no time to stand and stare. William H. Davies. AUTUMN Thou comest, Autumn, heralded by rain, With banners, by great gales incessant fann'd, Brighter than brightest silks of Samarcand And stately oxen harness'd to thy wain; Thou standest, like imperial Charlemagne, Upon thy bridge of gold; thy royal hand Outstretched with benedictions o'er the land, Blessing the farms through all thy vast domain. Thy shield is the red harvest moon, suspended So long beneath the heaven's o'erhanging eaves; Thy steps are by the farmer's prayers attended; Like flames upon an altar shine the sheaves; And, following thee, in thy ovation splendid, Thine almoner the wind, scatters the golden leaves! Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Loma Vista Memorial Park Cemetery ESTABLISHED 1914 Endowed for Perpetual Maintenance Loma Vista is the only Cemetery in Northern Orange County that is endowed for perpetual upkeep CONTINENTAL MAUSOLEUM CO. FULLERTON DIRECTORS—L. S. Himes, President; B. F. Pinson, Vice President; F. E. Proud, F. C. Bimpau, Argus Adams BUSINESS OFFICE—18 Standard Bank Bldg. Phone 158 Eganklin Howatt, Secretary THURSDAY, OCTOBER EIGHTEENTH, 1923 Subscription Rate—In No. Orange co., per Yr. $3; 6 Months, $1.75. Entered at the Postoffice at Anaheim, Calif., as 2nd class matter. COMMENTS OF THE PRESS EDITORS ARE SAYING SMITH, BROWN AND ROBINSON San Francisco Journal Smith, Brown and Robinson and their friends of similar names do not seem to be getting into the newspaper as frequently as they used to. One seldom hears of these men as being the speakers at "radical" meetings. The new profession of bootleger seems to have enlisted few experts bearing these names, or names even remotely resembling them, while in the murders and lesser crimes being recorded from day to day our old friends are strangely unrepresented. It would seem that Smith, Brown and Robinson provide poor material for the outstanding activities of American life today. Where can they be? What are they doing? Gunmen, bootleggers and yeggs of every description are running loose, and the day's record of crimes indicates the races and countries from which these unregenerates are derived. Professor Albert Bush-nell Hart of Harvard University says that we must "turn to such communities as Sicily or Albania or Bessarabia to find a national fondness for crime equal to our own." Prohibition Director Haynes says that the crimes being committed today by aliens and Americans are in the proportion of four to one, respectively. Smith, Brown and Robinson are for the time being submerged in their own deep thoughts. It is to be hoped that they and their fellows will soon emerge and enter the arena of public affairs, and once more direct the destinies of the country as they did in the days gone by. Never was there a deare recall for them than there is now. ON THE SPUR OF THE MOMENT FACTS ABOUT YOUR OWN COUNTRY Sir Walter Raleigh was the first white man to smoke American tobacco, but he never enjoyed it because he never got any coupons. There are a great many eels in Long Island Sound, but nobody knows exactly how many because they are so slippery that some of them may have been counted twice. Great Bend Wyo., is so called because there is a great bend in the river at that point. If all the water were suddenly drained out of the Great Lakes boat traffic between Buffalo and Chicago would be greatly hampered. The southern cotton fields furnish practically all the silk used in the manufacture of silk hats and tights in this country. Wisconsin is called the Badger State because a barber in that State invented the badger haircut made popular by Jack Dempsey. Texas is the largest State in the Union, but wouldn't be so large Sir Walter Raleigh was the first white man to smoke American tobacco, but he never enjoyed it because he never got any coupons. There are a great many eels in Long Island Sound, but nobody knows exactly how many because they are so slippery that some of them may have been counted twice. Great Bend Wyo., is so called because there is a great bend in the river at that point. If all the water were suddenly drained out of the Great Lakes boat traffic between Buffalo and Chicago would be greatly hampered. The southern cotton fields furnish practically all the silk used in the manufacture of silk hats and tights in this country. Wisconsin is called the Badger State because a barber in that State invented the badger haircut made popular by Jack Dempsey. Texas is the largest State in the Union, but wouldn't be so large if it didn't lie right on the edge where it can lap over into Mexico quite a way. Announcing that we have just completed improvements in our Fish Market and have moved to Market Entrance on Center street. We call to your particular attention the fact that we have also established a NEW POULTRY DEPARTMENT. In the latter department you will always find a choice selection of Chickens, Rabbits and all Game, in season. For the accommodation of our customers we will sell whole chickens or any portion you desire at our Reasonable Prices. OUR NEW Poultry Dept. SPECIALS Young fryers, lb...45c Young Fat Hens ...35c Young Rabbits ...40c Fresh Fish Specials for Friday and Saturday Only Fresh Salmon Steaks, lb...25c Fresh Baracuda, lb...18c Yellow Tail Steak, lb...20c Fresh Rock Cod, lb...20c Fresh Rock Bass, lb...20c Fresh Mackerel, lb...15c Fillet of Sole, lb...40c (No bones, no skin) Abalone Steaks, lb...60c Smeltz, Clean, Ready for the Pan, lb...22c Anaheim Fish and Poultry Market Anaheim Public Market CHARLES BALABAN, Manager Corner Center and Clementine Market Anaheim Public Market CHARLES BALABAN, Manager Corner Center and Clementine Don’t Let a Low Price Keep You From Using The Best We do not have to pay long-haul transportation and high merchandising costs to make Zerolene available. All that you spend for Zerolene goes to buy high quality only. Zerolene forms less carbon than any other motor oil known to us. As a result, the Zerolene-lubricated car may be driven from 25% to 50% farther without having the valves ground or the cylinders rebored. Because Zerolene gives better lubrication continuously, it reduces wear to a minimum and permits the delivery of more engine power to the wheels on the ground, giving you more mileage from your gasoline. Insist on Zerolene—even if it does cost less. STANDARD OIL COMPANY (California) 30% less CARBON 5% more gasoline mileage The Standard Oil ZEROLENE Per Note Can