oc-plain-dealer 1922-09-13

DAILY GREETINGS TO OUR READERS What would be wanting to make this world a kingdom of heaven, if that tender, profound, and self-denying love practiced and recommended by Jesus were paramount in every heart! —Krummacher. Say an encouraging word frequently to the faithful teacher. Some persons mistake ceaseless chatter for real conversation. California will be the mother of a President before many years. The contents of a newspaper should be suitable for reading in any refined home. Uncle Sam should wither the hand of the coal profiteer with stringent laws. Work of the courts should be such, at all times, as to inspire reverence. From present indications, this Nation will have much for which to be thankful on Thanksgiving day. Brazil is celebrating the centennial of its independence and the United States rejoices with its sister republic. California is developing Presidential timber. Ohio an dVirginia are not to be left to mother all the Presidents. Being no glutton for unnecessary trouble, Uncle Sam keeps out of the entangling alignments of foreign countries. Say the kindly word of praise and appreciation wherever it is deserved. Withhold nothing that might encourage and happily a fellow-together. GOVERNMENT EXPENSES ENORMOUS While persistent efforts are being made by the budgetary officials at Washington to reduce the Nation's budget, yet there seems to be small hope of reducing materially the government's enormous expenditures for several years to come. Maturing obligations on Liberty Bonds and War Savings Certificates next year will draw heavily upon the federal treasury. Other huge outlays are in prospect. In view of the stupendous national disbursements and the resultant heavy taxes, it behooves Congress to keep appropriations down to the lowest figures possible, compatible with maintenance of efficiency in government and meeting obligations as they arise. And the people should urge and demand that Congress be duly economical, and put an end to wasteful, unnecessary appropriations. COAL STRIKE SETTLED; OUTLOOK BRIGHTER The anthracite coal strike is ended, by ratification of the projected settlement, by miners in convention. For more than five months the strike has run its course. The new agreement runs to August 31 of next year. Provision is made for formulating a new scale in 1923 based upon the investigations and recommendations of a fact-finding commission. The creating of a commission of this kind is urged upon Congress by President Harding and probably will be provided for soon. Peace will reign in the bituminous and anthracite coal fields, from present indications, until next year, and by that time it is to be hoped that ways and means will have been devised to adjust differences between miners and operators without disastrous strikes ensuing. No man should do less for the public, in an official position, than PARAGRAFT (By Robert C) Too many solid cozens are solid from t Our idea of zero say that the dog has intelligence. Fine clothes bring tension to an overworked are on her' husband. An optimist is on map purporting to s boundaries of all co It might be worse, cream suits promised California is developing Presidential timber. Ohio and Virginia are not to be left to mother all the Presidents. Being no glutton for unnecessary trouble, Uncle Sam keeps out of the entangling alignments of foreign countries. Say the kindly word of praise and appreciation wherever it is deserved. Withhold nothing that might encourage and happily a fellow-being. The public should have fair consideration when industrial controversies arise. The public has rights just as sacred as those of capital and labor. From a wide variety of styles at various prices this new Stetson is being presented as the Feature Hat for this Fall. STETSON HATS Stetson style is built in the hat—Stetson quality STETSON HATS Stetson style is built in the hat—Stetson quality makes it stay. F. A. YUNGBLUTH Home of Hart Schaffner & Marx Clothes "By All Means Get a Fit." 145 W. Center St. Anaheim Don't Forget That The Ever-Ready Truck & Transfer Co. is still able to do your hauling of any description. Contract hauling a specialty. Get our price. O. J. LINNARTZ, Prop. Residence 211 E. Sycamore St. PHONE 209-M EDITORIAL COMMENTS OF THE PRESS WHAT EDITORS ARE SAYING PERIL OF THE GOLF GAME (Sioux City Tribune) McCready Sykes for some time past has been pointing out in Commerce and Finance the danger for those past middle age in playing golf too strenuously. Mr. Sykes is able to point to numerous deaths on the greensward due to apoplexy, bursting blood vessels and other fatal effects of over-exertion. But that the peril of golf is not confined to over-exertion is made clear by a circular offering a golf liability policy, both to dubs and experts. TOWN IN REVIEW One reason the movies will never successfully compete with the circus is they can't produce the characteristic smell. On the other hand, the circus can't compete with the movies because the circus furnishes no place for flappers to park their chewing gum. And good hard work can't compete with either the circus or the movies this week. HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND. BUT THAT WAS PROBABLY WHAT HE MEANT ANYWAY She—Dear, how would you like mother for dinner? The Brute—Fried.—Judge. When we get on our fall suit, we are up to our neck in debt. Th' long, dreadful months o' th' coal strike are over an' we kin all git down t' business an' quit worryin' temporarily. Th' trouble with lookin' unusually well an' hearty is that some body's allus predictin' that we'll go all at once-some day. PARAGRAPHS (By Robert Quillen) Too many solid, conservative citizens are solid from the ears up. Our idea of zero in praise is to say that the dog has almost human intelligence. Fine clothes bring little consolation to an overworked wife if they are on her husband. An optimist is one who buys a map purporting to show, the final boundaries of all countries. It might be worse. The pink and cream suits promised for men this PARAGRAPHS (By Robert Quillen) Too many solid, conservative citizens are solid from the ears up. Our idea of zero in praise is to say that the dog has almost human intelligence. Fine clothes bring little consolation to an overworked wife if they are on her husband. An optimist is one who buys a map purporting to show, the final boundaries of all countries. It might be worse. The pink and cream suits promised for men this fall are not lace trimmed. 'Mid pleasures and palaces though we may roam, they all close at last and we have to go home. Apparently some people think a careful driver is one who tobs his horn to let the train know he is approaching the crossing. It is easy to forgive an alien anything except his inability to forgive Americans or being here. That fancier who says the dog is now a recognized inmate of our best families probably means the hot dog. Toleration is merely an admission that the other fellow has the inalienable right to be as mean as you are. Bohemianism is merely a method by which artists kid themselves into the belief that riches are not everything. What use did they have for poor houses in the old days before people tried to keep used cars in running order? When nature wishes to make an ass of a man, she just makes him pretty and lets the scheme work out by itself. Civilization is a matter of hiring servants to do the work and then taking exercise to reduce surplus flesh. The world isn't really getting better. It just seems that way because you don't see so many efficiency experts. A business man says abolishing the pistol will cripple many industries. Especially the Wild West movie industry. And good hard work can't compete with either the circus or the movies this week. HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND. BUT THAT WAS PROBABLY WHAT HE MEANT ANYWAY She—Dear, how would you like mother for dinner? The Brute—Fried.—Judge. When we get on our fall suit, we are up to our neck in debt. Dr. Magnan will test a new parachute in France. He will leave a widow and several children, says Tom Sims. By this time most June gardens are all weeds and a yard wide. THEY NEED THIS IN HOLLYWOOD Science note: A telescope big enough to see 150,000,000 stars has been recently completed. GOOD BET IF YOU LOSE The fear emotion is working overtime. Insurance Press, trade paper, says that Americans this year will take out a total of $9,000,000,000 of new life insurance. Life insurance is growing eight times faster than our population. A fortunate situation, for at least seven-tenths of men would leave their families practically penitence except for insurance, systematic and scientific saving. Bet them that you will die before they expect you to. Restaurant steaks keep their seniority rights. We saw a girl with a rosebud mouth get nipped in the bud. A man who gives his friends away finds he hasn't any left. The main trouble with trouble is it is so much trouble. WISE AND WITTY Gulty folks suspect everybody else. A friend is one who sticks to you when you don't deserve it. The ideals of community are more precious than its material wealth. If people would give more attention to their eliminating organs and less to their appetites, hospitals would have less to do. The name "hog" is too mild for the guy who has a lower berth and allows a fat woman with asthma to occupy the berth above him. The world isn't really getting better. It just seems that way because you don't see so many efficiency experts. 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