oc-plain-dealer 1922-08-14

DAILY GREETINGS TO OUR WHAT SENSATIONALS PUT READERS Ah, sad- weaver, the years are slow, But each one is nearer the end, I know; Some day the last thread shall be woven in— God grant it be love instead of sin! —Eben E. Rexford. This country sorely needs more cooperation among all classes, and less extreme classism. Of all the states, California is the last to feel economic depression and the first to feel prosperity. The United States is producing 3,000,000,000 bushels of corn this year. You man pass the mush when you are ready mother! California produces more hydroelectricity than any other state in the Union. It is destined to produce Presidential electricity ere long. If the government of the United States is not to be the friend and protector of the masses of the people, in these disastrous strikes, who is? Congress and the people should stand with President Harding in his endeavors to find a solution for the great industrial crisis of the day. There will be thirty measures of various kinds on the ballot in California this year. Too many—entirely too many! Even the most intelligent voters cannot do justice to The sensational newspaper press is not finding this a dull season at all. What with "hammer murders" Madalynne Obenchain trials and dissensions as to her queenship of the jail; and what with scandals and rumors and intimate details of the daily life of noted and notorious persons, the safron "extra" is crowded to the gunwalls. Is not Miss Mathilde McCormick in Europe, and are not her daily movements—or extended conjectures thereof—of vital interest to the public. One might think so, after reading the columns of saffron slush of this kind. And just think of it! Florenz Ziegeld has returned from Europe and he says right out, he says—indeed he does—that he never—no never—slandered Jack Pickford and that he did not oppose Marilynn's marriage. Now, if this is not thrilling and stupendously important, what is? And the dairy of a silly lass who has become involved in a salacious scandal—that is of the utmost importance, of course, and should be welcomed, particularly, in clean and refined homes where there are sons and daughters. Truly, it is a very lively summer for the sensationals. The bold-face type and the 72-point head-letters are overworked, in screaming frenzy to proclaim to the palpitating public the latest absorbing news of the world. Meantime, the sensible, discriminating public realizes that there are vents of real importance, and they are reading newspapers with AMERICAN Springfield If the tourist its pre-war property less of ample villa will do son-ethnicance between the New. There an exploitation of vestigation has for such accusations is common, but eigners in genera If the government of the United States is not to be the friend and protector of the masses of the people, in these disastrous strikes, who is? Congress and the people should stand with President Harding in his endeavors to find a solution for the great industrial crisis of the day. There will be thirty measures of various kinds on the ballot in California this year. Too many—entirely too many! Even the most intelligent voters cannot do justice to a ballot of such length. California is ahead of New York in producing electricity by water power. California is ahead of New York in a great many things. But it would be difficult to convince a provincial Knickerbocker of this fact. Maintain the purity and integrity of home-life, and the Nation will be safe to all time. But undermine the home and break down its moral tone, and calamity would dog the heels of the country. The country is waiting, with expectant interest, to see if President Harding is to be a Rooseveltian welder of the "big stick" in connection with the strike crisis. It is obvious that drastic steps must be taken to bring relief to the country. VOICE, VOTE AND PURSE Should a wife have her own allowance to do with as she pleases? This eternal domestic problem is an undertow in the sea of matrimony which has drawn many individuals into confusion and couples into legal separation. Through generations, sociologically speaking, the customs of tradition have given women little independence of any classification, and women haven't the remotest idea that they could demand it. During recent years social conditions have undergone a pronounced moral chemicalization which has given womanhood a voice and a vote. The day of the helpless female has passed. Announcement Now open for business and ready to supply northern Orange County people with a complete typewriter service. We also carry a full line of office equipment. Kalamazoo Loose Leaf Ledge Lines. New and rebuilt typewriters, all makes. Ink, ribbons and carbons. We maintain an efficient repair department. ANAHEIM TYPEWRITER EXCHANGE 120 N. Los Angeles St. Phone 825 Consider the Screen Por Many a housewife is denied washing machine because there to keep it. Too many houses built with small screen porch time laundry trays and a refrigerator in there is barely room to move. Now the electric ironer has more room is needed. A porch ample room for both washing ironer, is not a porch—it is little a cupboard. When you build or remodel, reMake the screen porch large enough install CONVENIENCE Cannot only in the porch but in every that connecting an appliance will as turning a faucet. The cost of installation is smaller designed. Any electrical dealer is prepared to give expert Southern California Edison Co THE ORANGE COUNTY PLAIN DEALER, ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA TOWN IN REVIEW Oil promoter named Lamb arrested at San Diego. Mr. Wolf is still at large. A man named Coolidge is visiting in San Francisco. Let's ree now, where have we heard that name before? German marks have fallen so low it takes a can of marks to buy a can of beer. Most of these men who are moaning for the "good old days" of yore would hate to go to bed at 9 o'clock. Says Lil' Trip Trip, the office stumbler: "They say jazz is in its infancy. It needs a spanking." The law imprisons man or woman Who steals a goose from off the common; But lets the greater culprit loose Who steals the common from the goose. The cost of living is just the same—all you make. Police in Berlin are wearing steel shirts. Wonder how the laundries get the button off. Sometimes a used car is a pleasure car—to the man who sells it. One strike that never fails is striking out for yourself. THIS MAKES IT UNANIMOUS. Mathilde McCormick says she is anxious to be forgotten by the American public. News item. BRUTE Hostess—It was so good of you to come, Greenley. But where is NEW YORK, Aug. 14. —Whatever else may be said about the women of today and their awful errors in the way of fashions and frivolities, one thing is certain—and it's a thing for which the world should send up a cry of thanksgiving; they no longer cultivate "nerves." For instance, there is Evelyn Hope Taylor. When she entered her apartment at 541 East One Hundred and Seventy-first-st., the other evening, she ran into a burglar. She thought right off-hand that he was a burglar, but her "nerves" didn't lead her to scream that knowledge to his face. She spoke quite casually, as though men were in the habit of wanderin-about her home, and when he told her he had seen a burglar in the apartment and had come to get him, she thanked hi mas prettily as could be and asked him to help her look through the place. He did this and made no protest when she asked him if he'd mind going down the cellar with her to complete the search. When she got him down there, she opened the door of the superintendent's office, shoved him in and locked the door after him. Even a burglar can admire nerve. All he said when he saw her next chaperoned by a policeman was, "You win, kid. I lose." The Larchmont Yacht Club is highly disturbed. Its members realize that life doesn't go on forever and all that sort of thing; but they contend that to have an undertaker setting up a black and white skull and crossboned flag right in their harbor, for them to gaze at all day long, with full knowledge of whose it is, is gong a bit thick. "Pal o' Mine" is the gentle name of the yacht, but all sense of comradeship is lost to the Yacht Club commodores when... AMERICANS AS TOURISTS Springfield Republican If the tourist tide has not reached its pre-war proportions it is none the less of ample volume this year, and will do sonething to redress the balance between the Old World and the New. There are complaints of the exploitation of Americans, but investigation has shown little ground for such accusations. Overcharging is common, but it usually affects foreigners in general rather than Americans. Within limits it may be taken philosophically as due to the pressure of dire poverty, and those who complain of it most bitterly are those who like to brag of how much they can get for their American money by taking it to a war-wrecked country where the currency is hardly worth the paper it is printed on. Delightful as is the sensation of "living like a prince" on a few dollars a day, gratification of it is not pleasant to a sentitive mind, and foreigners from more prosperous lands cannot decently object to being expected to pay somewhat in accordance with their means. WISE AND WITTY When taxes grow, democracy doesn't. Love won't last long if you work at nothing else. If you want to have little competition, try being honest. The highest reference a town can have is an empty jail. Troubles must of course have their uses, for heaven knows there are enough of them! Much of a man's life is devoted to cutting the hair off his face and trying to make it grow on his head. The beautiful thing about a bulldog is his ugliiness. No matter where you are, you want to be somewhere else. J. E. Rodden, insurance, Phone 71. Sometimes a used car is a pleasure car—to the man who sells it. One strike that never fails is striking out for yourself. THIS MAKES IT UNANIMOUS. Mathilde McCormick says she is anxious to be forgotten by the American public.—News item. BRUTE Hostess—It was so good of you to come, Mr. Greenley. But where is your brother? Guest—You see, we are so busy just now that it's impossible for both of us to get away, so we tossed to see which one should come. Hostess — How nice! And you won? Guest—No, I lost. STYLES Clothes that were worn by men 700 years ago are dug up in an ancient Greenland cemetery by Norlund, Danish scientist. They are the only specimens of their kind in existence. Put on one of these costumes and you'd look as if you'd gotten up in a hurry and dragged the sheets with you. The long strip of cloth draped the wearer loosely. This is one style that will never return. Fancy such an outfit getting caught while cranking a flivver. SEN. STANLEY LET LOOSE WITH A BIT OF ORATORY Jim Reed had enough to carry, and enough to bear without this doubtful show of affection. I have never seen anything like it in my life, the junior Senator from Missouri (Mr. Spencer), throwing his loving arms around the senior Senator from Missouri (Mr. Reed). There is only one other such instance intruth or fiction. Under the shadows of Gothseneane there was a loving kiss, as sincere, and let us hope more deadly, than the kiss of the junior Senator from Missouri upon the cheek of the senior Senator from Missouri.—Senator Stanley (D) Ky., in speech in Congress. LUMBERYARD STUFF Mr. and Ms. Andrew Van Splinter, who were the guests of Mr. and Mrs. Edward Wood last week, returned to their home in Paterson, N. J., Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. Van Splinter were on their honeymoon trip.—Berkshire (Mass.) Eagle. A French woman was fined 4500 marks for calling a man a Boche in Berlin. At that rate you could call every man in Berlin names for a $5 gold piece. Watch and jewelry repair, Witman's. The Larchmont Yacht Club is highly disturbed. Its members realize that life doesn't go on forever and all that sort of thing; but they contend that to have an undertaker setting up a black and white skull and crossboned flag right in their harbor, for them to gaze at all day long, with full knowledge of whose it is, is gong a bit thick. "Pal o' Mine" is the gentle name of the yacht, but all sense of comradeship is lost to the Yacht Club commodores when the breeze raises that black flag with its white skull and bones and faunaits it in their faces. Its owner, however, in addition to being the owner of what is classily called "The Funeral Studios" has been duly elected a member of the club and no one knows just how to approach him on the matter of his personal insignia. When the walls and roof of Hadley Rescue Hall, down in the Bowery, fell the other day, the collapse took away not only a part of the Bowery home for the homeless, but one of the old landmarks of the city as well. The building was formerly Germania Hall, where rough-and-tumble drama was produced, prizefights staged and Bowery dances held. At one time it was known as "Volk's Gardens," a variety hall. It stood next to "Suicide Hall," formerly a notorious gathering place, which earned its name because so many girls had killed themselves there. But in recent years, the fallen building had been devoted to mission work and the rest of the neighborhood has grown less wild. Hotel Valencia Guests Guests at Hotel Valencia yester Angeles; David L. Huntinton, San Francisco; L. A. Jasephlin, New York; D. Flossman, Los Angeles; M. A. Martin, San Bernardo; H. B. Hind, Santa Barbara; W. I. Hill, La Jolla; Howard Thompson, San Diego; Carl King, Los Angeles; A. Brown, Porterville; W. J. Clements, El Centro; R. P. Johnson, Whittier; Mrs. H. S. Cooper, San Diego; George W. Orville, Portland; W. G. Bradford, Newport Beach; J. H. Coppers, Santa Ana; P. H. Armstrong, Los Angeles; Dan Adams, Los Angeles; Willard Ferguson, South Pasadena; Clyde Ferguson, South Pasadena; Thomas Higgins, Pasadena; James Heaston, San Diego; Mrs. W. G. Saunders, Los Angeles; Mrs. Irene Shaw, Los Angeles; M. C. Riddehil, Los Angeles; J. N. Hahn, Chicago; D. W. Frew, Newhall. Marriage Licenses William M. Majors, 29, Lucinda Williams, 39, Huntington Beach; Joe Areona, 22, Marcey Artigosa, 18, Whittier; Grada C. Peters, 21, Mary Marie Dodd, 21, Santa Ana; James E. Edwin, 22, Doris M. Smith, 16, 825 een Porch sewife is denied the use of achine because there is no place too many houses have been small screen porches. By the trays and a refrigerator are put rarely room to move. electric ironer has come and still needed. A porch that has not for both washing machane and a porch—it is little more than build or remodel, remember this. even porch large enough. Then CONVENIENCE OUTLETS, the porch but in every room so ng an appliance will be as easy faucet. installation is small when pro- ed. Any electrical contractor prepared to give expert advice. Madison Company J. E. Rodden, Insurance, Phone 71. who were the guests of Mr. and Mrs. Edward Wood last week, returned to their home in Paferson, N. J., Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. Van Splintz were on their honeymoon trip.—Berkshire (Mass.) Eagle. A French woman was fined 4500 marks for calling a man a Boche in Berlin. At that rate you could call every man in Berlin names for a $5 gold piece. Watch and jewelry repair, Witman's. Neglect often means serious defects in vision, education and health. Our examination will tell. 179 W. Center St. DR.W.A.BLAKELY OPTOMETRIST ANAMEIM CALL HANNAH L. HORWITZ Candidate for JUSTICE OF THE PEACE of Anaheim Township 15 Years' Experience in Judge Howard's Office. Your Vote and Support Appreciated. Primary Election August 29, 1922. I THANK YOU. Day and Night Service Ambulance HUDDLE FUNERAL HOME WALTER S. HUDDLE, Director Corner Lemon and Broadway Telephones 870J—870M Clyde Ferguson, South Pasadena; Thomas Higgins, Pasadena; James Heaston, San Diego; Mrs. W. G. Saunders, Los Angeles; Mrs. Irene Shaw, Los Angeles; M. C. Riddell, Los Angeles; J. N. Hahn, Chicago; D. W. Frew, Newhall. Marriage Licenses William M. Majors, 29, Lucinda William, 39, Huntington Beach; Joe Areona, 22, Marcey Artigosa, 18, Whittier; Grada C. Peters, 21, Mary Marie Dodd, 21, Santa Ana; James E. Edwin, 22, Doris M. Smith, 16, Santa Ana; Feliciano Fregosa, 22, Fullerton, Margarita Narvaez, 19, La Habra; Frank C. Makosky, 25, Julia Graham Proctor, 23, Santa Ana; Guillermo Martinez, 22, Los Angeles, Ida Valenzuela, 19, Anaheim; Rudolph A. Welsgerberg, 32, Mildred C. Bruce, 23, Santa Ana. Baldwin Refrigerators save ice. Stroup-Barnes Furniture Co STEINWAY The Best Is the Cheapest. Easy Terms. F. SIEGEL 422 West Center Street August Greatest Bargains o Supply your—Fall The S. "The Hor Mr. and Mrs. H. C. Ruick and nephews, Vletor and Edgard Boynton motored to Newport yesterday and spent the day. Mr. and Mrs. J. J. LaBlond of Whittier spent Sunday with Mrs. LaBlond's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Frank Tuma. Misses Helen Coyner and her guest, Miss Leona Clark of Los Angeles accompanied by Miss Coyner's father, J. E. Coyner will leave tomorrow morning for Big Bear where the girls will spend the next two weeks. Mr. and Mrs. L. Z. Kroeger and children and Mrs. Kroeger's mother attended the dedication services at Seal Beach Sunday. Henry Kroeger is the guest of the Nowotny boys in Santa Ana for the week. Mr. and Mrs. C. W. Hedges had as their week-end guests, Mr. and Mrs. C. S. Fielding of Los Angeles. Mr. and Mrs. Joe Lautenback and family motored to Orange-co park Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Lloyd C. Corser motorized to Long Beach and Venice Sunday. Carl Mohr was a Sunday afternoon visitor at Orange-co park. Mr. and Mrs. H. H. Hunt, Mr. and Mrs. C. B. Horham, Mr. William Hunt, Miss Helen Hoagland and Jack Similar motored to Venice Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. F. Lautenbach of Los Angeles spent the week-end in Anaheim with friends. The friends of Mrs. Fred Scott will be glad to learn that she is recovering from the effects of a troublesome tooth which confined her to her home. Mr. and Mrs. Henry Heying, Mrs. Wm.J. Lake and Mrs. C.D.Harrison and son, motored to Balboa yesterday. Mr. and Mrs. Frank Tausch were week-end guests of Dr. and Mrs. J.H.Boege at Capistrano. Dale Bell and Perry Smith were Sunday visitors at Balboa. Evan Alsip and friends enjoyed the orpheum-in Los Angeles yesterday. A merry party composed of Mr. and Mrs.R.Piper and daughter, Arline, Mr. and Mrs.Frank Bush and daughter,Nora, and Miss Anna Degryse spent yesterday at Anaheim Landing. Mr. and Mrs.G.D.Marsh and daughters, Irene and Helen and son Donald and Albert Steichen passed the week-end at San Diego. Mr. and Mrs.Oscar Schneider were Long Beach visitors Sunday. New patients at the local sanifarium include: Mrs.G.W.Murphy, Orange; Mrs.W.E.Melton, Yorba Linda; and Constant Baly, Fullerton. Mr. and Mrs.Ray Ponnier of San Diego passed Sunday as the guests of Mr. and Mrs.O.N.Brower. City Briefs Mr. and Mrs. H.C.Ruick and nephews, Vletor and Edgard Boynton motored to Newport yesterday and spent the day. Mr. and Mrs.J.J.LaBlond of Whittier spent Sunday with Mrs.LaBlond's parents, Mr. and Mrs.Frank Tuma. Misses Helen Coyner and her guest, Miss Leona Clark of Los Angeles accompanied by Miss Coyner's father, J.E.Coyner will leave tomorrow morning for Big Bear where the girls will spend the next two weeks. Mr. and Mrs.L.Z.Kroeger and children and Mrs.Kroeger's mother attended the dedication services at Seal Beach Sunday. Henry Kroeger is the guest of the Nowotny boys in Santa Ana for the week. Mr. and Mrs.C.W.Hedges had as their week-end guests, Mr. and Mrs.C.S.Fielding of Los Angeles. Mr.和Mrs.JoeLautenbackandfamilymotoredtoOrange-coparkSunday. Mr.和Mrs.LloydC.CorsermotorizedtoLongBeachandVeniceSunday. CarlMohrwasasundayafternoonvisitoratOrange-copark. Mr.和Mrs.H.H.Hunt,Mr,andMrs.C.B.Horham,Mr.WilliamHunt,MissHelenHoaglandandJackSimilarmotoredtoVeniceSunday. Mr.和Mrs.F.LautenbachofLosAngelesspenttheweek-endinAnaheimwithfreinds. ThefriendsofMrs.FredScottwillbegladtolearn-thatsheisrecoveringfromtheeffectsofa troublesometoothwhichconfinedhertoherhome. Mr.和Mrs.HenryHeying,Mrs.Wm.J.LakeandMrs.C.D.Harrisonandson,motoredtoBalboa yesterday. Mr.和Mrs.FrankTauschwereweek-endguestsOfDr,andMrs.J.H.BoegeatCapistrano. DaleBellandPerrySmithwereSundayvisitorsatBalboa. EvanAlsipandfriendsenjoyedtheorpheum-inLosAngelesyesterday. AmerrypartycomposedofMr.andMrs.R.Piperanddaughter,Arline,Mr.mr.Mrs.FrankBushanddaughter,Nora,andMissAnnaDegrysespentyesterdayatAnaheimLanding. Mr.和Mrs.G.D.Marshanddaughters,IreneandHelenandsonDonaldandAlbertSteichenpassedtheweek-endatSanDiego. Mr.和Mrs.OscarSchneiderwereLongBeachvisitorsSunday. Newpatientsatthelocalsanifariuminclude:Mess.G.W.Murphy,Orange;Mrs.W.E.Melton,yorbaLinda;andConstantBaly,Fullerton. Mr.和Mrs.RayPonnierofSanDiegopassedSundayastheguestsofMr.andMrs.O.N.Brower。 Apply Common Sense to Your Health All medical authorities concede that the brain directly controls every muscle, nerve and organ of the body, and Chiropractic is the treatment of the spine which is the brains direct outlet. Through the openings of the spine are transmitted the nerve impulses from the brain which supply energy and healthful function to every cell in the body. All we ask is an opportunity to prove our claims Leota P. Anderson Chiropractor Office Hours 10-12 A.M.; 1-5 P.M.; Mon., Wed., Fri. 7-8 P.M. Telephone 413 204 Fisher Building Anaheim, California PEACHES FOR SALE Elberta, Hale and Blunett free store varieties.. Satsuma Plums and Pears. PEACHES FOR SALE Elberta, Hale and Blunett free store varieties.. Satsuma Plums and Pears. Get your fruit fresh at the orchard. The best fruit will be ready Sunday, Aug. 13, and will last through the week. Five miles west on County Road, one-fourth mile south on Western, watch for our sign on the County Boulevard directing you where to come. S. HUFF August Sale of BLANKETS Test Bargains of the Year— Supply your—Fall and Winter needs now—During this sale. The S. Q. R. Store Anaheim, California "The Home of Greater Values"