oc-plain-dealer 1922-06-19

THE ORANGE COUNTY PLAIN DEALER An Independent Newspaper, Issued Every Afternoon Except Sunday R. W. ERNEST, Manager PAUL V. HESTER, Editor Subscription rate—In No. Orange-co: Per yr. $3; six months $1.75 Entered at the Postoffice at Anaheim, Cal., as second-class matter DAILY GREETING TO READERS The love of God will shape our actions, it will elevate our employments, it will make us retain our freshness, it will give us an everlasting youth.—Simmons. Education is as indispensable to mind development as air and water are to the sustenance of the physical body. Read the Bible. Read it as a spiritual guide. Read it as literature. Read it with the reverent interest that is due the greatest of books. The trying of Mrs. Obenchain and Arthur C. Burch, for the J. Belton Kennedy murder in Los Angeles, is not so much a process as it is a habit. Not keeping oneself well-informed should be regarded with as great abhorrence as the average woman has of being out of style in her dress. It is to be hoped that the United States Treasury never again shall be raided by "pork barrel" appropriations. Untold millions has been wasted in this way for political effect. When President Harding and Congress cross swords, as seemingly they must do soon, there will be a specacle that will hold the country's interest. Before the suave man, once he turns to grimness! California is growing steadily and sturdily. Its growth is very substantial. It is drawing representative people from many states and from Canada and other lands beyond America bounds. The state is thriving prodigiously. The humane impulses of the country should be arrayed against child labor. This is a flagrant evil which should be suppressed. Public senti- KEEP GREEN MEMORY OF GREAT PATRIOTS Memorializing patriotic Americans is a sure sign of the virility of present-day patriotism. President Harding referred to this in his Flag Day speech at Baltimore, extolling Francis Scott Key, author of "The Star Spangled Banner." Mr. Harding said, with fervor, that "you'll never have an Americanism go wrong that cherishes the traditions and memories of the sacrifice that has prepared for it." Americans are exemplary, generally speaking, in this matter of commemorating their great men and women. There are great numbers of lasting and impressive memorials in different parts of the country. Birthplaces are memorialized. All the great battle fields of the Revolution and of the Civil War are dotted with monuments and memorial markers. Washington, the Nation's capital, is a city of monumenta and memorials—having some of the most striking ones to be found anywhere in the world. This spirit does credit to America and to Americans. It denotes the maintaining of the patriotic fervor which is the very lifeblood of the Nation. CONFUSION HEIGHTENED IN RUSSIA Nikolai Lenin, soviet premier of Russia, is critically ill. His death is expected at any time. As he lies dying, the governmental regime which he built up in Russia seems to be expiring with him. All is chaos in Moscow as to who shall succeed him in control of the soviet system. Whether or not sovietism can retain its hold is dubious. Should Premier Lenin die, the whole soviet structure may topple. This confusion as to Russia's governmental future is demoralizing. Carpet Sweep Mopps reports, livin' room table town last week. a garden without Town in Fatty Arbuckle and his car and difference between of other people in Patty sold his h Wonder if the Washington mount take it home with A sure thing is cides she's going VITAL S Our vital statistic July 2, 1908, at co.park,a boy f and did not chase VERSE LIB California is growing steadily and sturdily. Its growth is very substantial. It is drawing representative people from many states and from Canada and other lands beyond America bounds. The state is thriving prodigiously. The humane impulses of the country should be arrayed against child labor. This is a flagrant evil which should be suppressed. Public sentiment should be militantly opposed to the employing of children of tender years in factories and mines. Every day in the year should be Flag Day, in the sense that the glorious national banner should be respected in one's thoughts and deeds. One should so live that one can look upon the Star-Spangled Banner unashamed and with patriotic thrill, feeling worthy to claim its protection and to pay it allegiance. Chief Justice Taft has gone to England to try to find suggestions for simplifying judicial procedure in this country. Mr. Taft long has been a strong advocate of simplification of procedure here. He is sufficiently broad of mind frankly to admit any superiorities he may find in the English judicial system, as compared with the American system. He doubtless will make valuable suggestions for reform, upon his return to this country. Youth has a stupendous role in the great drama of modern life. Mature age has its indispensable part, too. In truth, the ideal condition, socially and economically, is to have an interblending of the enthusiasm and fresh energy of youth with the ripened wisdom and wholesome prudence of advanced years. No great enterprise is best conducted by all young persons, or by all old persons. A judicious admixture of youth and age given the most successful blend. It behooves the United States to restrict immigration from Europe very rigidly, for several years, at least, until this country recovers fully from the economic depression resultant from the World War. This, however, should be done without unduly and unnecessarily humiliating any worthy allens who may desire to come to this country. It would be best if they were stopped before they started for America. If should be possible to arraage this, through the United States consular system and the co-operation of European governments. CONFUSION HEIGHTENED IN RUSSIA Nikolai Lenin, soviet premier of Russia, is critically ill. His death is expected at any time. As he lies dying, the governmental regime which he built up in Russia seems to be expiring with him. All is chaos in Moscow as to who shall succeed him in control of the Soviet system. Whether or not sovietism can retain its hold is dubious. Should Premier Lenin die, the whole Soviet structure may topple. This confusion as to Russia's governmental future is demoralizing all Europe. Russia is the key to the economic future of that continent. But, at present, it is an unusable key. Order must come out of the chasos there before there can be preservation of economic activities. As it is today, Russia stands a helpless giant, non-productive, and standing in the way of the resumption of normal productivity in other countries. UNITY AND PUBLIC SPIRIT MAKE PROGRESS There are few spectacles more inspiring than that which is presented by a community working in harmony on all important civic movements. It creates an atmosphere that is delightful, just as, on the other hand, discord and bickering create an atmosphere that is repellent. Harmony and team-work in community affairs do not mean that everyone has to be of the same mind. Quite the contrary. Oftentimes the best community spirit comes from wide divergence of individual opinions. But this is based upon good nature of the differences, and the gracious willingness of the minority to accept the will of the majority and join in carrying out the policies favored by the majority. Harmony and good team-work presuppose absence of pouting and truculent factionalism. Indeed, there can be no effective team-work where there is bitter factionalism. The faction creates a cancerous condition in any community. If there has been a glaring manifestation of prejudice against a Jew in Annapolis Naval Academy, because as is charged, this narreemly prejudice should be condemned unqualifiedly. The reason so many stupid laws are passed is because we elect stupid men to make them. If we practiced health, the practice of medicine would be unnecessary. Wonder if the Washington monarch take it home with us? A sure thing is cides she's going on. VITAL STATIST July 2, 1908, at co.park,a boy fand did not chase. VERSE LIBR Break! Break! Bake! On the floor, O But bring me some And stick your own. From the fly-lift Bible: "Slap not thy sun-burned back." Seriously,Folks! One Marconi believes into commun What if they did to them? WATCH July will be a major important happenings tearing You can there's no witchers. It will be the first from the dull, until throughout the world have noticed latest newspapers. News runs in news feast or a famine. It is always followed events. And all over the paper men age tens ing the telephone every minute, for therefore July. Hill a little golf High upon a tee Swing with all you Still there—hee. They are selective women in America hein June bridegroom them is. Another promise the Polson Ivy club offered to teach us filled us up on cuz the impression they else. Here's Another Old His Leg Over As you republic dress parade you b the party of Lincoln should come back gang of burglars tha plundering the Am his name, he would Senator Heflin, Al Record. DANZ PIANO Co. "THINK OF MUSIC" Do you own the key -to your own front door? If you are not the proud possessor of a home of your own, now, while building materials are so reasonably priced and competent labor is available, is the time to choose plans and build. That we could be of every possible assistance to you, we have recently added to our already complete plan service many new, modern ideas, and you are to feel at liberty to consult them and advise with us on any subject you feel we can be of assistance. GIBBS LUMBER ANTHEIM THE ORANGE COUNTY PLAIN DEALER, ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA Carpet Sweeper Solicitor Buddy Mopps reports seein' a Bible on a livin' room table in th' west part o'town last week. You can't live off a garden without almost livin' in it. Town in Review Fatty Arbuckle has sold his home and his car and is still in debt. Only difference between Fatty and a lot of other people in this respect is that Fatty sold his home and his car. Wonder if the man who bought the Washington monument was going to take it home with him? A sure thing is when daughter decides she's going anyhow. VITAL STATISTICS Our vital statistician says that on July 2, 1908, at a picnic at Orange-co. park, a boy found a dead snake and did not chase all the girls with it. VERSE LIBRE DE CAFE New York Letter by Lawrence Price NEW YORK, June 19. — Samson Hobbs, aged seventeen, of Ouagquata, N.Y., had no intentions of letting a desperate and bloodthirsty city drag him helpless into its perils. Consequently, when he arrived in town and started to look about the station, it was discovered that he wore a well-filled cartridge belt around his waist and the muzzle of an unwieldy pistol protruded from his pocket. The railway detectives who took him in charge and searched him, found more cartridges crammed into all of his pooches. He explained that his state friends had warned him that New York is a wicked place and that he'd better look out when he came here. "If anybody touches me, they're going to get it," he told the detectives. If you see groups of girls thickly and continuously applying their powder puffs while they bask on the beaches near Manhattan, don't put it down entirely to futile vanity. They probably will be chorus girls who are protecting their jobs rather than their pride. After dancing six nights and two matnées a week, the girls like to get away from Broadway for one day and let the ocean toss them about and stretch on the sand. But every Saturday, they are wraned by the stage directors against acquiring any over-Sunday tan. "It wouldn't be so bad if they'd all tan alike," a director explained. "Then we'd just call it a Walkiki number or something like that and let it go. But some get tan, some red, some chocolate, and some freckled. Naturally no chorus could stand that. So they understand that if they go beaching, they've go to keep their faces and necks covered with cream and powder every minute." New York's Music-Art Centre has been decided upon as its war memorial and plans are being made for the construction of the building. WISE AND WITTY Folks who idolize each other are getting ready to hate as soon as their limitations develop. Only thing funnier than a man who can't spit is a woman who can. If there were no rogues, there would be no rogue lawyers. The Golden Rule stands no chance with a big army. Very often it is difficult to determine whether a man is a genius or a fool. The honesty of a butcher is sorely tested when he makes sausages. Any man could be as wise as Solomon if he had as many wives to give him pointers. If you are laughed at, laugh back, and you win. A "thief" doesn't get that name until he is caught. When a joy ends, you feel sorry; when a sorrow ends, you feel glad. Smartness consists in knowing the difference between language and facts. KEEP AMERICAN LOANED MONEY HERE American money, lent to foreign governments, must be expended in the United States, if restrictions now under consideration by governmental authorities at Washington should be put into effect. It has been the custom of South American governments in particular to float goodly loans in this country, at an attractive rate of interest, and then debonoirly to walk off and spend the money elsewhere. The American money-market may be closed to these borrowers, unless they agree to spend the money thus derived in the United States. Loans totaling nearly $1,000,000,000 have been made in this way. The Federal Reserve Board Wonder if the man bought the Washington monument was going to take it home with him? A sure thing is when daughter decides she's going anyhow. VITAL STATISTICS Our vital statistician says that on July 2, 1908, at a picnic at Orange-co. park, a boy found a dead snake and did not chase all the girls with it VERSE LIBRE DE CAFE Break! Break! Break! On the floor, O Crockeweee! But bring me some bread and butter And stick your thumb in the tea! From the fly-leaf of a Sanddabs Bible: "Slap not thy brother upon his sun-burned back." Seriously, Folks! All Joking Over to One Side! Marconi believes Mars is trying to get into communication with us. What if they did? Who would talk to them? WATCH THIS July will be a month of big news—important happenings, also those less important events that are more interesting. You can bank on this—and there's no witchcraft about it. It will be the inevitable reaction from the dull, uneventful conditions throughout the world—which you have noticed lately in reading the newspapers. News runs in waves. It's either a feast or a famine. A long, dull streak is always followed by an outburst of events. And all over the country the newspaper men age tense. They are watching the telephone and telegraph, every minute, for the wave may break before July. Hill a little golf ball High upon a tee; Swing with all your mighty might—Still there—hee-hee! They are selecting the 12 greatest women in America. Ask any Anaheim June bridegroom who one of them is. Another promising candidate for the Polson Ivy club is the guy who offered to teach us Spanish and then filled us up on cuss words, giving us the impression they meant something else. Here's Another Old War Horse With His Leg Over the Whiffle-tree As you (republicans) strut on dress parade you boast that you are the party of Lincoln. My God, if he should come back here and see the gang of burglars that's pillaging and plundering the American people in his name, he would repudiate it. Senator Heflin, Alabama, in Concord. New York's Music-Art Centre has been decided upon as its war memorial and plans are being made for the construction of the huge building which will house all of our artistic activities. The location has been selected and actual work will begin in the near future. The site chosen is in New York's new hotel and business center, which is being made into one of our most impressive parts of town. It is to cover two solid blocks, facing on Seventh avenue, from Fifty-ninth street through Fifty-seventh. "The location is excellent," said James Gamble Rogers, president of the Beaux Arts Society, in giving his approval to the entire plan. "Our centers of the city have been gradually creeping up. From Fourteenth to Twenty-third, then To thirty-fourth, then Forty-second, and now the upper Fifties. They can't get any farther because Central Park stops their progress so that is likely to be the permanent center." The newest, biggest hotel and office buildings are going up in this district, and the Art Centre building will be just one block from the biggest hotel in the world, the cooperatively owned Commonwealth, now being built Fifty-fifth and Fifty-sixth streets, Broad way and Seventh avenue. Broadway Productions, Inc., is the name of a new theatrical organization which is going to make a specialty of giving a chance to the hitherto untried playwright, according to George W. Lederer, that experienced producer who is its president. He is beginning by offering a bonus of $1,000 for a good play. What chance has a man to be a Sherlock Holmes in these days of unsympathetic cops? Frank Navas, a Porto Riean sailor, with a room at 263 Tenth avenue, took a correspondence course in detecting, got a gun, a searchlight and a gold badge, and then just when he tackled his first job, he was arrested. He attempted to search a neighbor's room, and as a result, faces charges of burglary, felonious assault, violation of the Sultivan law, and impersonation an officer. And all he was trying to do was preparing himself to hunt down crime and criminals. On July 1st, a daily round trip to Atlantic City will be started by a fourteen passenger flying boat. 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Now if he could pull off the war of the proletariat who imagine they should be allowed to run the railroads by popular vote it would be fine. The proletariat is an old word for a new economic force imported from Russia that deals only with the very largest national public problems. In spite of being the strongest country in the world with the best banking system and the best railroad system, we are the worst, they say. Hoover does not agree with them and says American railroads are or higher standard, better in methods and efficiency than any in the world. Administering affairs in the pverty-stricken paternalistic countries, Hoover naturally does not want government ownership or socialism. Of course, any crossroads organizer of new progressive parties knows more about transportation in a minute than a man like Hoover ever did. When the railroads were run by the railroad men we had the finest and fastest service in the world. Political management has changed this. 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