oc-plain-dealer 1922-02-17

ONCE A YEAR “BILL”--- We have more varieties of good MEATS than Old Man Carter has pills, or Heinz has pickles. Tell your wife, your sister or sweetheart to buy at the “Billy” Knott’s Meat Market 310 W. Center St., Anaheim Phone 896 HELLO BILL! WalkOver Shoes take you there and bring you back. August will wait on you. Prices $7.50 to $10.00 Walk-Over The S. Q. R. Store Prices $7.50 to $10.00 Walk-Over The S. Q. R. Store Anaheim Corset Shop MRS. EDITH TAYLOR 215 W. Center St. Anaheim FOR GOOD SHOES GO TO FEDERMAN'S SHOE STORE Say Bill! We Know This will be a good show, but for— Good Tires and Auto Accessories There's One Place to Go G. B. Daniels We Know This will be a good show, but for— Good Tires and Auto Accessories There’s One Place to Go G. B. Daniels VULCANIZING 211 N. Los Angeles St. Phone 25 MILLER & ROBINS ORIGINATORS AND PRODUCERS of— ORANGE COUNTY’S FINEST SIGNS 206 N. Los Angeles Street ANAHEIM AND DON'T GO NEAR THE WATER Pete Hax—who will be in to see "Purple Flashes." CUTTING HIGH PRICES Frank Tausch—How much are your eggs per dozen? Bill Knott—Fifty cents a dozen for the cracked ones and eighty cents for the good ones. Frank Tausch—Well, crack me a dozen of the eighty-cent kind. George Dunton went into a barber shop the other day and got into a chair. He said he wanted a hair-cut. Now George isn't gifted with much hair and the barber looked at him a minute and said: "Say Mister, you don't want a hair-cut; you want a shine!" McNaughton (show director)—You claim, sir, to have every qualification of a first class actor? Walter Cadman—Well, perhaps I ought to mention the fact that I am slightly deaf—the result of so much applause, you know. Pat Adams—What part do you think I could play best on the stage? C. L. Head—A decayed gentleman. Pat—and why a decayed gentleman? C. L.—Because you're such a rotten actor. "Now tell me just what you mean," Said wiley to Harry C. Green, When he watched Mrs. Barr Step-in her car, And remarked, "What a nice limousine."—Brother dela Guerga. Judge French — "What brought you here, my man?" Mayor Jacobs—"Two Policemen, sir." "Drunk, I suppose?" "Yes, sir, both of 'em." I'd like to be a billy goat And live upon a crag; With mountain dow I'd wet my throat This picture was found in Al Graham's pocket upon his return from Los Angeles. Al says it is his cousin (?) and a Mack Sennett star, who may come down for "Purple Flashes." TRUE (By C. H. McHenry) My boy, beware the "baby stare." Because if it's a bluff, She knows too much—and —if it's CAN'T SEE EVERYTHING Harry Riley—Did you see that girl with the purple vell and the striped stockings? Scott Walters—Did she have on a This picture was found in Al Graham's pocket upon his return from Los Angeles. Al says it is his cousin (?) and a Mack Sennett star, who may come down for "Purple Flashes." TRUE (By C. H. McHenry) My boy, beware the "baby stare," because if it's a bluff, she knows too much—and —if it's not, she doesn't know enough. ON THE FRISCO TRAIN Porter—Shall I brush you off? Bob Corcoran—No, I'll step off in the usual manner. NOTICE Owing to the overcrowded condition of our columns, a number of births and deaths are unavoidably postponed this week. —Ralph Carhart. Ben Christileb—"The neighbors all say the baby looks like me." Morris Smith—"Oh, well, what's the harm, so long as the child is healthy." How sweet is love! But, oh, how bitter, To love a girl And then not glitter! Arch Fay. CAN'T SEE EVERYTHING Harry Riley—Did you see that girl with the purple veil and the striped stockings? Scott Walters—Did she have on a purple veil? Clyde Webb—My wife told me to get a camisole or a casserole, I don't know which. Geo. Littlefield—Well, which kind of a chicken do you want to put in? We will suggest that anyone carrying fruit or vegetables to the show will kindly leave the same at the box office, as it makes the actors temperamental. "A big drop in hosiery to take effect immediately," says George Prince, of The Prince Store Co., advertiser. They dropped below the knees here many months ago. Tom Pappas—Why does my sweet-heart always close her eyes when I kiss her? E. K. Benchley—Study your photograph and you'll know the reason. Dear Editor: My wife has water on the knee. What can she do for it? Ans: Tell her to wear pumps. —Blackmailer Bob Wilson Walter Cadman and Margaret Brisco as Dorothy and Capt. Sharpe in "Purple Flashes." Watch 'Em Travel ON Goodyear, Horse Shoe U.S. Royal Cords Sold By JAMES THE VULCANIZER 223 N. Los Angeles St., Anaheim Phone 470 THE CREAM The cream of newspaper circulation is HOME circulation—the papers that are delivered directly and regularly to the subscribers' doorsteps. That is the circulation you can depend upon. Day after day it goes straight to the mark—into the home, where the buying impulse originates. Over NINETY-EIGHT per cent of The Plain Dealer circulation in Northern Orange-co is delivered to the home. Less than TWO per cent is sold by newsboys and newsdealers. That's why Plain Dealer advertising brings such good results. PLAIN DEALER Today's News Today Over NINETY-EIGHT per cent of The Plain Dealer circulation in Northern Orange-co is delivered to the home. Less than TWO per cent is sold by newsboys and newsdealers. That's why Plain Dealer advertising brings such good results. PLAIN DEALER Today's News Today NENNO & BOCK EVERYTHING FOR THE AUTO 145 S. Los Angeles Phone 466 Continental Finance Corporation 100% ORANGE COUNTY ated in and Organized for the Benefit of the People of Orange ce When and Where You Need It 100% ORANGE COUNTY organized in and Organized for the Benefit of the People of Orange Once When and Where You Need It following men, who are the officers and directors, will manage as of the Continental Finance Corporation and are backing their with an investment of $100,000.00 in this Corporation. This is 15,000 shares of all COMMON STOCK at the Par Value of $100 ferred to investors of ORANGE COUNTY ONLY. OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS FORSTER Anaheim, Cal. P. A. ROBINSON Vice-Pres., Santa Ana, Cal. O. K. JENSEN Director, Watts, Cal. GABROAD Anaheim, Cal. A. E. HARGROVE Treasurer, Anaheim, Cal. HORACE FINE Director, Santa Ana, Cal. TRANFT Fullerton, Cal. A. H. SEELEY Secretary, Anaheim, Cal. L. B. BERGER Director, Anaheim, Cal. CARDEN Santa Ana, Cal. JOS. S. MERTZ Director, Los Angeles, Cal. FRANK L. AUSTIN Director, Santa Ana, Cal. ALBERT H. SITTON Director, Fullerton, Cal. A. J. LASBY Director, Santa Ana, Cal. OUR MOTTO: COUNTY MONEY ORANGE COUNTY MADE SHOULD STAY AT HOME FOR ORANGE COUNTY TRADE —OFFICES— SANTA ANA