anaheim-gazette 1953-02-24

ANAHEIM GAZETTE TUESDAY MORNING, FEB. 14, 1953 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA JOEVILLE SERVICE MEN FREE TODAY CARL REMUS 2-23 IN THE STRANGE REALM WHICH HE HAS AGREED TO RULE, KING CORNY FINDS HE IS EXPECTED TO DO THE IMPOSSIBLE. BACCHUS, IF I KNEW WHERE THERE WAS SOME NECTAR I'D BE GLAD TO GET IT! TELL THAT TO VENUS! SHE'S IN HER TEMPLE ON MOUNT OLYMPUS! SOME BABE, HUH? I'LL SAY! SCORCHY SMITH AS LIMBIAN SPACE PAPERS USED TO POUNCE ON ASTAR CRAPT FLYING THE OLD TRADE ROUTE TO THE SATELLITE, SCORCHY'S TWO SHORTUS BETWEEN THE TWIN MOONS, BEHIND THE LIMBIANS... A LIMBIAN SPACE BARRIER USED TO POUNCE ON ASTAR COAST FLYING THE OLD TRADE ROUTE TO THE SATELLITE, SCORCHY'S TRIO SHORTS BETWEEN THE TWIN MOONS BEHIND THE LIMBANS... LOOK AT EM. MUST BE A FULL FLEET AFTER US LIKE A SWARM OF MAD HORNETS! IF OUR NERVOUS REAR SHIP HADN'T OPENED FIRE, WE MIGHT HAVE STOLEN QUITE A HEAD START!! DICKIE DARE DICKIE IS LASHED TO A FRAGMENT OF 'SKIPPER.' HE WAS NEARLY OUT WITH COLD AND WEAKNESS, WHEN A ROPE HIT his FACE... GET THAT LOOP OVER YOUR SHOULDERS WU - WHAT coulion waugh THAT'S ALL DICKIE CAN BEFORE HE FAINTS... OUTSIDE THE HOTEL SUITE OF PRINCESS PATRINA YOU FELLOWS CERTAINLY PLAN ROUND WITH PHOTOGRAPHER YOU'RE VERY PHOTOGENIC, PRINCESS WHATS SO TERRIBLE ABOUT YOUR BEING PHOTOGRAPhed? JEEPERS, DIANA, I'M GLAD YOU HAD SUCH A NICE TIME... I DID,TOO... I KNOW THIS IS OUR FIRST DATE... BUT HOW ABOUT A GOODNIGHT KISS? NOW,ROGER... IT'S STRICTLY AGAIN MY PRINCIPLES TO KILL A BOY ON OUR FIRST DATE... MODEST OH NO... NOT ME... YOU DON'T CATCH ME STICKIN' MY NECK OUT PICKIN' THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN TOWN FOR THE QUEEN OF THE CENTENNIAL!! AS GRAND MARSHAL IT'S YOUR DUTY TO PICK THE QUEEN OF YOUR COURT PETERS! CERTAINLY! WAY THE ONWARDS, PLUTTING, THAT JOB ON PETERS' SHOULD BE? WELL, THEY JUST GOT AND THER "THINK" COMING! VAUDEVILLE NEXT SHOW TOMORROW 2 P.M. SOME BABE, HUH? I'll say! WHO WHISTLED AT ME? KING CORHY. VENUS, HE HAS COME HERE TO BE OUR RULER. IF OUR NERVOUS REAR SHIP HADN'T OPENED FIRE, WE MIGHT HAVE STOLEN QUITE A HEAD START!! THEY HAVEN'T CAUGHT UP WITH US YET! ... FLAGSHIP TO ALL UNITS: HOLD FIRE PENDING ENEMY BATTLE FORMATION! BIG, AIN'T THEY? THAT SHOULD MEAN THEY'RE SLOWER AND CLUMSIER THAN WE ARE! IF OUR NERVOUS REAR Ship HADN'T OPENED Fire, We Might Have Stolen Quite A Head Start!! THEY HAVEN! CUGHT UP WITH US YET... FLAGSHIP TO ALL UNITS: HOLD FIRE PENDING ENEMY BATTLE FORMATION! BIG, AIN'T THEY? THAT SHOULD MEAN They're Slower and Clumsier than We Are! THAT'S ALL DICKIE CAN DO BEFORE HE FAINTS... NOW UNLASH YOURSELF! WAKE UP, MAN... I'M IN A WORSE JAM THAN YOU ARE WAKE UP, THERE! UNLASH YOURSELF! CAN'T HAUL YOU OVER BECAUSE MY RIGHT ARM'S BROKEN THE MOMENT I AM PHOTOGRAPHED, I AM NO LONGER A PRINCESS!! YOU'RE VERY PHOTOGENIC, PRINCESS WHATS SO TERRIBLE ABOUT YOUR BEING PHOTOGRAPHED? IT'S VERY SILLY BUT IT'S AN OLD CUSTOM IN KASTRABAD!!! THAT AN WEIRD TO THE THRONE IS FORBIDDEN TO REVEAL HIS IMAGE TO PUBLIC VIEW! IT'S STRICTLY AGAINST MY PRINCIPLES TO KISS A BOY ON OUR FIRST DATE... MORE THAN ONCE! CAN YOU IMAGINE? TEACHER MADE ME STAY AFTER SCHOOL TODAY... AND ALL BECAUSE HE CLAIMED THAT I WAS COPYING FROM JANE DURING A TEST... MODEST MAIDENS SORRY, PETERS... IT'S YOUR THE HECK WITH THE MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U. S. Patent Office JAY ALANHONEST, I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS LOADED! SORRY, PETERS...IT'S YOUR PUTY... YOU GOT TO PICK THE PRETTIEST GIRL AS QUEEN OF THE CENTENNIAL! THE COMMITTEE APPOINTED YOU! THE HECK WITH THE COMMITTEE... I FLATLY REFUSE! I'D BE THE MOST UNPOPULAR GUY THIS SIDE OF THE SNICKLPUDDY RINER!! NO SIR! ALL RIGHT....THEN HE'LL HAVE TO GIVE UP HIS JOB AS GRAND MARSHAL OF THE PARADE... --GIVE IT UP TO SOME GUY WHO IS BRAVE ENOUGH TO PICK A QUEEN//... THAT SLOWED PETERS DOWN — ENUS, HE HAS COME HERE TO E OUR RULER. HIM?! WELL, HE MIGHT BE ACCEPTABLE IF HE CAN GET SOME NECTAR. I'M SORRY--I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GET ANY! BUT I'VE G-GOT TO HAVE MY DAILY SWIG OF NECTAR OR ILL LOSE MY L-OOKS! B-BOO-HOO-00! THAT SHOULD MEAN THEY'RE SLOWER AND CLUMSIER THAN WE ARE! TRUE, SCORCHY! BUT THEIR FUEL WILL OUTLAST OURS! WE CAN'T RACE THEM TO TO THE SATELLITE!! HAW! FLAGSHIP TO ALL UNITS: REDUCE SPEED 5%! ALIGN SHIPS! THAT SHOULD MEAN THEY'RE SLOWER AND CLUMSIER THAN WE ARE! TRUE, SCORCHY! BUT THEIR FUEL WILL OUTLAST OURS! WE CAN'T RACE THEM TO TO THE SATELLITE!! HAW! FLAGSHIP TO ALL UNITS: REDUCE SPEED 5% ALIGN SHIPS! CAN'T NAIL YOU OVER BECAUSE MY RIGHT ARM'S BROKEN CAN'T? FORGET THAT WORD, CONARD! PUT YOUR TEETH INTO IT... HEY, THAT'S THE ANSWER! BITE ROPE ... HOOLD ... REACH FOR NEW GRIP... THAT AN HEIR DID THE THRONE IS BIDDEN TO REVEAL THIS IMAGE TO PUBLIC VIEW! JEEPERS/ NOW I UNDERSTAND ABOUT YOUR TOUGH GUARDS! WESIN EVEN A SNAPSHOT AND I WOULD BE FORCED TO FORREIT MY CLAIM TO THE THRONE! THEN TAKE WOULD BE RULER!! AND ALL BECAUSE HE FAIMED THAT I WAS COPYING FROM JANE DURING A TEST... WELL, DIANA, WERE YOU? OF COURSE NOT, MOTHER... I WAS COPYING FROM FRED... MODEST MAIDENS HECK WITH THE MITTEE... I FLATLY USE! I D BE THE UNTOPULAR THIS SIDE OF SNICKL PUDDY ER!! NO SIR! MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office SCARF SALE JAY ALAN— OF COURSE I'M NOT GOING TO BUY IT! I CAN'T BUY EVERY THING I SEE — YOU COULDN'T CARRY IT ALL ! /