anaheim-gazette 1953-02-08

ANAHEIM SCORCHY SMITH PLENTY POISONOUS CARBON DIOXIDE IN THE PLENTY POISONOUS CARBON DIOXIDE IN THE FISH AGE ZONE AND THE CARBONIFEROUS ZWAMPS... WELL, ALL THIS IS FASCINATIN' BUT WHAT DO YOU FOLKS DO HERE? TRAP!!! WE GO ZOUTH TO OUR OLD TRAPPING GROUND! CAP'N VAN HOPES TO CATCH A HERD OF BALUCHITHERIUMS! IM DAILY GAZE ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 8, 1953 OPEN PORTS !! SKEPTICAL SCORCHY CONCLUDES HIS GUIDED TOUR OF PLANET VENUS AS CAPN VAN'S SPACE SHIP COMES DOWN IN THE "MARSUPIAL ZONE" THAT'S WHERE THE DENSE FERN JUNGLE ZURE! BUT HERE ... IF GUIDED TOUR OF PLANET VENUS AS CAPN VAN'S SPACE SHIP COMES DOWN IN THE "MARSUPIAL ZONE" THAT'S WHERE THE DENSE FERN JUNGLE WILL TURN INTO COAL SOME DAY? ZURE! BUT HERE...IF THOSE BEASTS CAN BREATHE, ZO CAN WE! ON MARS, WE LOADED A CARGO OF FISSION FUEL AND NOW WE'RE TRAPPERS? YAH! WE TAKE BIG MAMMALS ZODIA! NO BR BUT MUSCLE ACH!! OPES RD OF UMS! BALU...WHAT!?! WHOA! AZETTE DON'T WE TEST THE OUTSIDE AIR FIRST? JUMPIN' JUPITER! I'VE SPED THROUGH JUMPIN' JUPITER! I'VE SPED THROUGH DEEP SPACE AND NOW... I'VE JUST TOURED BACKWARDS THROUGH TIME!! HAH! WE TAKE SOME MAMMALS BACK TO MODIA! NO BRAINS... BUT MUSCLES!? ACH!! ```markdown ```