anaheim-gazette 1953-02-06

COME IN AND SEE US EVEN IF YOU DON'T BUYWE VALUE YOUR FRIENDSHIP MORE THAN YOUR DOLLAR! THE FRIENDLY STORE COME IN AND SEE US EVEN IF YOU DON'T BUYWE VALUE YOUR FRIENDSHIP MORE THAN YOUR DOLLAR! FRIENDLY STORE GRAN'PA, I'M GONNA MAKE YE BRING KING CORNY BACK INTO THIS CAVE! THET'S NO WAY TO SPEAK TO ONE O'YER ELDERS! REMEMBER, BUB, MY MAGIC IS STRONGER THAN YOURN! NOT IN TH' CLUNCHES, IT AIN't! I'M HAVIN' ME ON FLING, AN' AFORE QUIT IT'LL BE A DUSIE! SCORCHY SKIM WHEN I SET THIS COURSE I WAS MAD BUT NOT CRAZY! IT'S A SHORT CUT: WE FLY BETWEEN THE TWIN MOONS, ENTER 85 GRAVITY FIELD... ORBIT WITH IT, THEN SURGE BLAST HERE TO ESCAPE... WHICH SETS US ON THE FINAL LEG TO THE SATELLITE! BUT SCORCHY SCORCHY SMITH WHEN I SET THIS COURSE I WAS MAD BUT NOT CRAZY! IT'S A SHORT CUT: WE PLAY BETWEEN THE TWIN MOONS, ENTER BEAUTY FIELD. ORBIT WITH IT, THEN SURGE BLAST HERE TO ESCAPE... WHICH SETS US ON THE FINAL LEG TO THE SATELLITE! BUT SCORCHY DICKIE DARE THERE'S A SCHOOL FORMATION IN 3 MINUTES... I'VE GOT TO TURN THIS CRAZY THING AROUND. BUT THE WHEEL MECHANISM'SLOCKED... AND I HAVEN'T THE KEY! SHE'S GOING WITH EACH SKIN NIGHT...20 AN HOUR ADV OF PATSY IT'S FANTASTIC! LOOK WHAT UNCLE SAM IS SENDING OUR WAY!! HOW COME DIANA IS MAD AT YOU, DON'T! OH...YOU KNOW GIRLS...THEY GET MAD AT ANY LITTLE THING... WE WENT OUT LAST AND I ASKED HER WAS WEARING T PERFUMES! A HALF A MILLION DOLLARS ISN'T A LOT OF MONEY!!! OF COURSE IT IS!! THAT IS IT WOULD BE IF YOU GOT IT AND COULD KEEP IT...AND THAT WAS ALL YOU WANTED OUT OF LIFE! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MR. CARTWRIGHT? WE PROBABLY HAS A POINT, BUT MELL HAVE TO MAKE IT A LOT CLEARER BEFORE THESE TWO WILL AGREE THAT HALF A MILLION ISN'T QUITE A STACK OF MONEY!! MORRIS I'M HAVIN' ME ONE LAST FLING, AN' AFORE I QUIT IT'LL BE A DUSIE! YER FLING AIN'T GONNA BE FLUNG, GRAN'PA, CAUSE I'M GONNA----! I'M GONNA GET OUTA HERE! GOSH ALL HEMLOCK, I GOT OUTA THERE JUST IN TIME--MISTER MURDOCK AND HIS GRANDPA ARE FIGHTING EACH OTHER WITH MAGIC! ORBIT WITH IT, THEN SURGE BLAST HERE TO ESCAPE... WHICH SETS US ON THE FINAL LEG TO THE SATELLITE! SHORT CUTS ARE OFTEN SHORT ON SAFETY! IF THE FUEL FAILS, WE'LL ORBIT AROUND THE MOON LIKE A MOON! TRUE, LERA,' WE'D BE A LITTLE MOON OF ONE OF ASTAR'S TWIN MOONS... IF OUR FUEL FAILS A CALCULATED RISK BUT DO YOU CONSIDER THE RISK ON YOUR OL TRADE ROUTE? ORBIT WITH IT, THEN SURGE BLAST HERE TO ESCAPE... WHICH SETS US ON THE FINAL LEG TO THE SATELLITE! BUT SCORCHY SHORT CUTS ARE OFTEN SHORT ON SAFETY! IF THE FUEL FAILS, WE'LL ORBIT AROUND THE MOON LIKE A MOON! TRUE, LERA, WE'D BE A LITTLE MOON OF ONE OF ASTAR'S TWIN MOONS. IF OUR FUEL FAILS A CALCULATED RISK BUT DO YOU CONSIDER THE RISK ON YOUR OLD TRADE ROUTE? SHE'S GOING FASTER WITH EACH SKIP...GOOD NIGHT...BOO MILES AN HOUR... 210...215... 220 MILES AN HOUR...WE'RE WAY OUT TO SEA NOW! CHARLIE SAID THE REAL TEST WOULD COME WHEN SHE HITS A BIG OCEAN WAVE. IS IT MORE FANTASTIC THAN WHAT RUR IS SENDING OUR WAY?? YOU PERISH, SGT, SONIC!! WE WENT OUT LAST NIGHT AND I ASKED HER IF SHE WAS WEARING TWO PERFUMES... BECAUSE SHE SMELLED LIKE TWO SCENTS. I'M WORRIED ABOUT DIANA, DEAR... SHE HARDLY A THING AND MOPES ARC THE HOUS MODEST MAIDENS THAT RED DIN OF YOURS LOOKS LIKE A STOP LIGHT—IT OUGHT TO BE GREEN / / LOOK, BOB. IF YOU SOLD ALL YOUR RIGHTS TO YOUR INVENTION FOR HALF A MILLION DOLLARS, WHAT WITH TAXES AND LEGAL FEES AS THEY ARE, YOU'D BE LUCKY TO WIND UP WITH A LITTLE OVER A HUNDRED THOUSAND. -WHICH IS STILL PRETTY NICE MONEY—BUT YOU'D BE OUT OF YOUR BUSINESS!" BY KEEPING THE BUSINESS YOURSELF YOU'D MAKE THAT $100,000 IN DUB TIME, YOU'D STILL OWN AN EXPANDING BUSINESS AND IT'S A CRUNCH IF IT'S WORTH OFFERING HALF A MILLION FOR, IT'S WORTH A LOT MORE!...THEY'VE GIVEN YOU AN EXPERT APPRAISAL OF THE VALUE OF YOUR GOLF BALL FINDER! THE HARD HEADED BUSINESS APPROACH TO IT DOES SOUND PROLOGICAL…BUT BOB IS GOING TO NE SOME TIME TO THINK OVER THAT HALF MILLION BUCKS!! GEM GET WELL CARDS SHUTTLE SHUFFLE GEM GET WELL CARDS SHUTTLE SHUFFLE GEM GET WELL CARDS BOOM! TH' YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPER BESTED ME! THIS TIME I'M RETIRIN' FER GOOD! HERE'S MY CHANCE TO GAZE INTO GRAN PA'S CRYSTAL BALL! ...IF OUR FUEL FAILS A CALCULATED RISK BUT DID YOU CONSIDER THE RISK ON YOUR OLD TRADE ROUTE? ASTAR'S TRADE ROUTE TO THE SERPENT SATELLITE HAS ALWAYS BEEN SAFE HAUNT RISK? ...IF OUR FUEL FAILS! A CALCULATED RISK! BUT DID YOU CONSIDER THE RISK ON YOUR OLD TRADE ROUTE? ASTAR'S TRADE ROUTE TO THE SERPENT SATELLITE HAS ALWAYS BEEN SAFE! WHAT RISK? CHARLIE SAID THE REAL TEST WOULD COME WHEN SHE HITS A BIG OCEAN WAVE. IT'S THE AIR RAID ALERT! THAT MEANS RUR HAS ARRIVED!! SHE HARDLY EATS A THING AND JUST MOPES AROUND THE HOUSE. OH, I WOULDN'T WORRY... SHE'S PROBABLY IN LOVE... ...AGAIN. OUR RIGHTS TO MILLION DOLLARS, EES AS THEY UP WITH A HSANO. MONEYBINESS!! MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office YOURSELF YOU'D MAKE YOU'D STILL OWN AN A CINCH IF IT'S WORTH ITS WORTH A LOT AN EXPERT YOUR HARD HEADED BUSINESS COACH TO IT DOES SOUND PRETTY ... BUT BOB IS GOING TO NEED ME TO THINK OVER THAT HALF MILLION BUCKS!! JAY ALANE CAN YOU TAKE THE JERK OUT OF MY CAR?