anaheim-gazette 1953-01-21

4 Anaheim Gazette WED. MORNING, JAN. 21, 1963 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA ARTERIES OAKY DOAKS, MY CUFFS AREN'T CAT-FUR! THEY'RE THE FINEST QUALITY ERMINE! THEN I'M ALLERGIC TO ERMINE--ERCHOO! WHY ARE YOU SITTING ON YOUR FATHER'S THRONE? HAS HE ABDICATED? I WISH I KNEW OAKY! I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO PLAN MY CORONATION OR NOT! SCROCHET WELL, WHEN DO I START. WE'LL JOIN MY UNCLE LARN! HE'LL GIVE US THE DETAILS! BANISHED! THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR STICKING MY NECK OUT INTO DEEP SPACE! WELL, WHEN DO I START? WE'LL JOIN MY UNCLE LARN! HE'LL GIVE US THE DETAILS! BANISHED! THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR STICKING MY NECK OUT INTO DEEP SPACE! ...THE ORGAN PEALS... AND WHO COMES WALKING OUT OF THE CHURCH? Lieutenant and Mrs. Richard Dare FROM NOW ON I WORK NIGHT AND DAY AND NEVER FORGET HELP FOR AN INSTANT MY SUPERIORS IN SPACE WILL PLACE ME IN DISFAVOR IF I FAIL TO RETURN WITH 6GT, BONIC, I MUST FIND HIM!! THERE GOES THE DOOR AGAIN I'LL ANSWER!! I'M SO MISS ANNIE SEEING UNLESS PRODUCED OH JEEPERS, I'VE GOT TO GO TO THE DENTIST AFTER SCHOOL. HOW COME...GOT A TOOTHACHE? WELL, NOT EXACTLY.. OH JEIPERS, I'VE GOT TO GO TO THE DENTIST AFTER SCHOOL. HOW COME...GOT A TOOTHACHE? WELL, NOT EXACTLY... WELL, WITH ALL THE BIG PROSPECTS OF BUSINESS FOR THE GOLF BALL FINDER I GUESS WE'D BETTER GET THE INVENTOR DOWN HERE AND TALK BUSINESS WITH HIM!! NO!!!TELL YOU WHAT WE'LL DO...WE'LL FLY UP NORTH AND SEE HIM! WE'LL LEAVE THE LADIES DOWN HERE TO ENJOY THE SUNSHINE!! IT WAS OKAY WITH PETERS MORRIS...1-20 THAT IS A VERY INTHE? I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO PLAN MY CORONATION OR NOT! WHAT HAPPENED, POMONA? ONE DAY HE WAS SITTING RIGHT HERE ON HIS THRONE--THEN SUDDENLY HE JUMPED UP AND SAID, "TH' HECK WITH IT!" HE LEFT THE CASTLE AND HASN'T BEEN SEEN SINCE! POMONA, HASN'T ANYBODY GONE TO LOOK FOR YOU FATHER? N-NO, DAKY--AT FIRST WE EXPECTED HE'D COME BACK-B- BUT HE N-HASN'T! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO LEARN HOW TO BE A QUEEN IN CASE HE NEVER RETURNS! GOSH! IF HE' GONE FOR GOOD IT'S GONNA BE BAD BANISHED! THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR STICKING MY NECK OUT INTO DEEP SPACE! BUT SCORCHY! YOU'RE THE FIRST EARTHMAN TO WIN ASTAR'S "SUPREME STAR OF OBAR"! UNCLE LARN. TELL US THE GOOD NEWS FIRST! EARTHMAN SCORCHY SAY FOR SIGNAL SERVICE THE ASTAR, I NOW DECORATE YOU WITH THE SUPREM STAR OF OBAR! BANISHED! THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR STICKING MY NECK OUT INTO DEEP SPACE! BUT SCORCHY! YOU'RE THE FIRST EARTHMAN TO WIN ASTAR'S "SUPREME STAR OF OGAR!" UNCLE LARN! TELL US THE GOOD NEWS FIRST! EARTHMAN SCORCHY SAY FOR SIGNAL SERVICE THE ASTAR, I NOW DECORATE YOU WITH THE SUPREM STAR OF OGAR! FROM NOW ON I WORK NIGHT AND DAY AND NEVER FORGET HER FOR AN INSTANT! THE BEAUTY OF NAVIGATION IS YOU JUST CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE... THAT DOES FOR SOME B SOME WORK HARD INSPIRED BY THE GIRL THEY LOVE... coulton waugh I'M SORRY BUT MISS ANNA X ISN'T SEEING ANYONE UNLESS HE CAN PRODUCE SGT. SONIC! TELL HER THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I CAN PRODUCE! I HEARD YOUR TELEVISION APPEAL! FLIXING SAUCER INFORMATION IN EXCHANGE FOR THE SERVICES OF SGT. SONIC! THAT WAS MY BARGAIN! IF I WISH THE SECRET BRING SGT. SON TO ME AT ONC WELL, NOT EXACTLY... ...BUT I SURE WILL HAVE WHEN HE START DRILLING! WHEN YOU DRIVE DIANA, YOU MUST BE EXTREMELY CAREFUL ON ICY STREETS LIKE THESE.... IF YOU MUST STOP, DO IT GRADUALLY. NEVER PUT ON THE BRAKES QUICKLY OR... WELL, NOT EXACTLY... BUT I SURE WILL HAVE WHEN HE START DRILLING! WHEN YOU DRIVE, DIANA, YOU MUST BE EXTREMELY CAREFUL ON ICY STREETS LIKE THESE.... IF YOU MUST STOP, DO IT GRADUALLY... NEVER PUT ON THE BRAKES QUICKLY OR..... MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office JAY ALANWhat is a very interesting picture, isn't he? I'VE BEEN TRYING TO LEARN HOW TO BE A QUEEN IN CASE HE NEVER RETURNS! GOSH! IF HE'S GONE FOR GOOD IT'S GONNA BE BAD! I'M SORRY I SAID THAT, POMONA...BUT I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T LIKE BEING A QUEEN! YOU ARE SO UNDERSTANDING, OAKY! --BUT I WOULDN'T MIND BEING A QUEEN IF YOU WERE THE KING! EARTHMAN SCORCHY SMITH, FOR SIGNAL SERVICE TO ASTAR, I NOW DECORATE YOU WITH THE SUFRENE STAR OF OSAR! BEST WISHES, MY BOY!... ER, AND HERE IS THE ORDER BANISHING YOU TO OUR SERPENT SATELLITE! ...AND HERE... THERE'S MORE IT! EARTHMAN SCORCHY SMITH, FOR SIGNAL SERVICE TO ASTAR, I NOW DECORATE YOU WITH THE SUPREME STAR OF OGAR! BEST WISHES, MY BOY! ER, AND HERE IS THE ORDER BANISHING YOU TO OUR SERPENT SATELLITE! AND HERE... THAT GOES FOR SOHE BOYS YOUR HARD WORK HAS EARNED YOU A CADET OFFICER RATING, DARE! GUESS THEY SEW THESE TO YOUR SLEEVE... SO THEY CAN'T GO TO YOUR HEAD Reams PETTY OFFICER (Second Class) THAT WAS MY BARGAIN...IF YOU WISH THE SECRETS, BRING SGT. SONIC TO ME AT ONCE! IT WILL NOT BE THAT SIMPLE...AT THE MOMENT HE IS NOT IN THIS COUNTRY...BUT I CAN ARRANGE A QUICK MEETING! DON'T FALL FOR THAT, ANNA X/ IT SOUNDS LIKE A HOAX! IF YOU MUST STOP, DO IT GRADUALLY... NEVER PUT ON THE BRAKES QUICKLY OR... OOOPS! I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN, FATHER. IF YOU MUST STOP, DO IT GRADUALLY-- NEVER PUT ON THE BRAKES QUICKLY OR-- I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN, FATHER. NOW, BOB DON'T YOU GO WORRYING TILL YOU SEE THEM AFTER ALL, IT COULD BE GOOD NEWS JUST AS WELL AS BAD! MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office JAY ALAN1-21 "HAVING A HIGH IQ IS ALL RIGHT WITH MEN IF YOU HIDE IT BEHIND A LOW NECKLINE!"