anaheim-gazette 1953-01-20

4 Anaheim Gazette TUESDAY MORNING, JAN. 20, 1963 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA ALFRED YOU MEAN PRINCESS POMONA IS NOW QUEEN POMONA? WAIT HERE, UNTIL I ANNOUNCE YOU. YOUR MAJESTY, SIR OAKY DOAKS AWAITS WITHOUT. I'LL SEE HIM IN A MINUTE! AND FOR THE HALF HOUSE SCORCHING SINCEERE CONGRATULATIONS, SMITH! THE SUPREME STAR OF OGAR IS THE GREATEST HONOR THEY CAN AWARD SCORCHY! I'M SORRY! I TALKED TO THAT COUNCIL FOR HOURS! I TRIED! BUT... WHAT'S THE MATTER?! SCORCHY SMITH SINCE RE CONGRATULATIONS, SMITH! THE SUPREME STAR OF DGAR IS THE GREATEST HONOR THEY CAN AWARD SCORCHY! I'M SORRY! I TALKED TO THAT COUNCIL FOR HOURS! I TRIED! BUT...WHAT'S THE MATTER?!? DICKIE DARE DARE - PHYLLIS MCBRIDE IS TERRIFIC! AND THIS WAY GIRL I WAS WIN BY PU ADV OF PATSY ALL OUT DRAGNET!! FEDERAL STATE COUNTY AND CITY POLICE MUST COMBINE EVERY EFFORT! FIND SGT. BONIC!! DESTINY HA APPOINTED I HOLD THE TO NEW WORK GEE, BOB, I DON'T KNOW. THAT'S A VERY STEEP HILL... SUPPOSIN' I SHOULD LOSE CONTROL OF TH SLED AND SMASH INTO THAT TREE? DON'T WORK HAL,... GEE, BOB, I DON'T KNOW. THAT'S A VERY STEEP HILL. ...SUPPOSIN' I SHOULD LOSE CONTROL OF TH SLED AND SMASH INTO THAT TREE? DON'T WORRY HAL,... SOMETHING IS WORRYING YOU!! WHY YOU'RE CRAZY MAN. EVERY COLFER IN THE COUNTRY WILL HAVE ONE OF YOUR LITTLE INVENTIONS INSIDE OF A YEAR!! THAT'S WHAT'S WORRYING ME--THEY'LL ALL HAVE EM AND THEY DON'T NEAR OUT SO THERE WONT BE ANYBODY TO SELL 'EM TO!! IN A YEAR WE'LL BE OUT OF BUSINESS!! HMM...TO US THAT SOUNDS AS IF PETERS HAS A FAIRLY LOGICAL WORRY MORRIS 1/17 AND FOR THE NEXT HALF HOUR... YOU MAY SHOW HIM IN JARVIS. HAVING ARRIVED SAFELY AT THE ROYAL CASTLE OAKY HAS BEEN QUICKLY SUMMONED TO THE ROYAL THRONE ROOM... GOSH ALL HEMLOCK, PRINCESS POMONA! WHAT--?! WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS, SIR OAKY? KNEEL! YOU MAY KISS THE BACK OF WRIST OH, ALL RIGHT BUT...WHAT'S THE MATTER? BECAUSE OF SMITH'S METHODS ACHIEVING HIS EXPLOT, HE IS BANISHED TO THE SERPENT SATELLITE FOR RESTORING ASTAR'S REVERED TALISMAN, THE GREAT COUNCIL I...I'M SO SCORCHY I MUST YOU OF OUR CIVILIZATION BUT...WHAT'S THE MATTER?! BECAUSE OF SMITH'S METHODS ACHIEVING HIS EXPLOIT, HE IS BANISHED TO THE SERPENT SATELLITE. AND THIS WAS THE GIRL I WAS GOING TO WIN BY PLAYING "COMIN' THROUGH THE RYE." HIS BIG PLAN POOR DICKIE! FIVE MINUTES AGO... AND NOW... coulton waugh DESTINY HAS APPPOINTED ME!! I HOLD THE KEY TO NEW WORLDs! TVIX THAT KEY IS SGT. SONIC!! DONT WORRY, HAL.... WE CAN ALWAYS GET ANOTHER SLED... I...I'M SO SCORCHY, MUST YOU OF OUR CIVILIZATION RESTORING ASTAR'S REVERED TALISMAN, THE GREAT COUNCIL REWARD'S SCORCHY WITH THE SUPREME STAR OF OGAR, BUT FOR INVADING THE SHRINE, HE IS BANISHED TO THE SERPENT SATELLITE DACKIE WAS GOING TO BOWL PHyllis OVER BY PLAYING A SIMPLE TUNE ON HIS PLUTE THEN HE WENT TO A TOWN SCHOOL CONCERT... THIS PHyllis McBRIDE, DARE... SHE HAS GENIUS LIPPY...I'M GOING TO SHOVE...GOT A Sudden HEADACHE THERE IS GRAVE CONCERN AT THE PENTAGON OVER THE WHEREABOUTS OF SGT. SONIC THAT MAN MUST BE FOUND! DIANA, WILL YOU COME IN HERE? YES MOTHER. I DISTINCTLY TO YOU TO PUT AWK YOUR THINGS WHY THROUGH USING... DON'T WORRY, HAL,... WE CAN ALWAYS GET ANOTHER SLED... MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U. B. Patent Office JAY ALAN IT'LL BE A LUCKY MAN THAT GETS HER, SHE ALREADY HAS THREE MINK COATS! DIANA, WILL YOU COME IN HERE? YES, MOTHER. I DISTINCTLY TO YOU TO PUT AWK YOUR THINGS WH THROUGH USING. SO YOU'RE WORRIED THAT IN A YEAR EVERYONE WILL HAVE ONE OF THESE GOLF BALL FINDERS AND THERE WON'T BE ANY MORE CUSTOMERS?...SUPPOSE IT SHOULD COME TO THAT...ALL RIGHT! BUT YOUR MAN OWNS THE SECRET SOLUTION BY WHICH THE GOLF BALLS ARE PROCESSED TO WORK WITH THE LOCATER...THE MORE FINDERS IN USE THE MORE PROCESSED GOLF BALLS YOU SELL!! IT SOUNDED LOGICAL ENOUGH AND PETERS CERTAINLY BUT ONE TO BE QUESTITHE BUSINESS ACUMEN OF A MAN AS SUCCESSFULL AS MR. CARTWRIGHT! E ARE MANNERS, OAKY? FEEL! YOU MAY KISS THE BACK OF MY WRIST! OH, ALL RIGHT SWICK! WHAT'S THE MATTER? ATCH... ATCH... ATCHOO! I'M ALLERGIC TO CAT-FUR! CAT-CHOO!! I... I'M SORRY SCORCHY! WHAT MUST YOU THINK OF OUR ASTAR CIVILIZATION! SOMETIMES, IT'S JUST LIKE HOME! BUT WHY SEND ME TO YOUR SERPENT SATELLITE? WHY DON'T THEY JUST SEND ME BACK HOME TO EARTH? I... I'M SORRY SCORCHY! WHAT MUST YOU THINK OF OUR ASTAR CIVILIZATION!! SOMETIMES, IT'S JUST LIKE HOME! BUT WHY SEND ME TO YOUR SERPENT SATELLITE? WHY DON'T THEY JUST SEND ME BACK HOME TO EARTH! LIPPY... I'M GOING TO SHOVE... GOT A SUDDEN HEADACHE A PLAIN GUY... FALLING IN LOVE WITH A BRILLIANT GIRL LIKE THAT! - BUT I COULD STUDY HARD, AND... OKAY, STAR, STAY UP THERE AND I'LL HANG AROUND OOWN HERE AND START BUILDING A LADDER FLYING SAUCER SECRETS IN SO NEAR AND WET SO FAR! THAT N MUST FOUND! MEWWAILE I HAVE THE WORLD IN MY PALM. I HAVE SGT SONIC!! I DISTINCTLY TOLD YOU TO PUT AWAY YOUR THINGS WHEN THROUGH USING... BUT, JEEPERS, MOTHER, I'M NOT THROUGH USING THEM... I HAVE TO WEAR THEM AGAIN - TOMORROW! I DISTINCTLY TOLD YOU TO PUT AWAY YOUR THINGS WHEN THROUGH USING... BUT, JEEPERS, MOTHER, I'M NOT THROUGH USING THEM.... I HAVE TO WEAR THEM AGAIN-TOMORROW! A YEAR OF THESE ARE WON'T SUPPOSE ALL RIGHT! SECRET LF BALLS WITH THE S IN USE BALLS LOGICAL ENOUGH ANDLY BUT ONE TO BE QUESTIONING MEN OF A MAN AS MR. CARTWRIGHT! JAY ALAN "I CALL THIS FUR, TYCOON-AT LEAST I GOT IT FROM ONE /"