anaheim-gazette 1953-01-06

4 Anaheim Gazette TUESDAY MORNING, JAN. 6, 1953 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA ALTIRCLE OARY AND NELLIE HAVE BAILED OUT OF THE ROCKET SHIP, AND A STIFF BREEZE IS BLOWING THEM TOWARD KING CORNY'S CASTLE... 1-5 LOOK!... A GUY AN'T A NAG! AN'T TH' BIGGEST UMBRELLAS I EVER SAW! THEY AIN'T GONNA LAND HERE! I'LL SAY THEY AIN'T! SECONDARY SCORCH'S DEQUETION PAYS OFF IN PEARL AND DEATH. CO-CONSPIRATORS SWIND AND OPAL ARE RESTRIRED BY.... GUARDS! YOU'RE ARRESTING EARTHMAN SAINT? WHY? WH...WHY, THOSE WERE YOUR OWN ORDERS, O LARN! SCORCHY SMITH SCORCHY'S DEFECT PAYS OFF IN PERIL AND DEATH. CO-CONSPIRATORS SWEND AND OPAL ARE RESTRICTED BY THE SAME SACRED GIANT BUY THEY TREP TO REFILE AS SCORCHY GETS CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE... GUARDS! YOU'RE ARGESTING EARTHMAN SMITH? WHY? WH...WHY, THOSE WERE YOUR OWN ORDERS, O LARN! GET ON WITH YOUR WORK, DAN SAID...OKAY! IT'S A NEW YEARS RESOLUTION! FROM NOW ON I KEEP LOOKING... STRAIGHT AHEAD — THAT IS, AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE... FLAME-SPITTING PHENOMENA ROARS OVER THE BIG CITY!!! FLYING SAUCER! TAKE COVER! SHAKING THE BGT, TELEVISION SHOW OFF YOU! EARTHQUAK SOMETIMES I WONDER ABOUT BOYS. I DO ALL THE TIME. I DON'T MEAN THAT, SILLY... LAST NIGHT DON AND I WERE SITTING ON THE SOFA ...THE LIGHTS LOW... AND SOFT MUSIC... I WHISPERED INTO H EAR AND ASKED HIM WHY HE WOULD WANT IF HE COULD HAVE ANYTHING IN THE WORLD... SOMETIMES I WONDER ABOUT BOYS. I DO ALL THE TIME. I DONT MEAN THAT, SILLY... LAST NIGHT DON AND I WERE SITTING ON THE SOFA ...THE LIGHTS LOW... AND SOFT MUSIC... I WHISPERED INTO H EAR AND ASKED HIM WHY HE WOULD WANT IF HE COULD HAVE ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. TELL YOU WHAT WE'LL DO... JUST TO CONFIRM MY JUDGEMENT ON THIS GOLF BALL FINDER WE'LL FLY DOWN SOUTH AND IF I CAN'T LINE UP $50,000 WORTH OF ORDERS IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS ILL EAT YOUR HAT!! FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS!! --OOSH!! AND IF HE DOES HE'LL FLY BOB THE INVENTOR, DOWN SOUTH TOO, SO THEY CAN TALK ABOUT RUNNING THIS LITTLE GIMMICK INTO A BIG BUSINESS— IT'S A MEMO TO YO THEY AIN'T GONNA LAND HERE! I'LL SAY THEY AIN'T! SORRY! OAKY HAS LANDED ON A PARAPET OF KING CORNYS CASTLE. IT'S SIR OAKY DOAKS! WHERE'S MY HORSE? WHAT HAPPENED TO NELLIE? THERE SHE IS! GOSH ALU HEMLOO WH...WHY, THOSE WERE YOUR OWN ORDERS, O LARN! AH YES! BUT NOW THE SITUATION MAY DESERVE SOME REVIEW! BUT SWITH IS AN EARTHMAN, SIR! HE'S AN AUEN, SR. THAT'S SUFFICIENT TO ARREST HIM ON BUSPICION! WH... WAY, THOSE WERE YOUR OWN ORDERS, O LARN! AH YES! BUT NOW THE SITUATION MAY PRESERVE SOME REVIEW! BUT SWITH IS AN EARTHMAN, SIR! HE'S AN AUEN, SIR, THAT'S SUFFICIENT TO ARREST HIM ON SUSPICION! STRAIGHT AHEAD... THAT IS, AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE... HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH ME? I FEEL FAINT-- KIND OF DIZZY SOME QUEER FEEL...DIZZY, GOOFY, YET NOT BAD! SHAKING THE GGT.SONIC TELEVISION SHOW OFF THE AIR! I WARNED YOU!! IT IS THE FURY OF RUR, MY LOVER! RUR HAS A MESSAGE. I WHISPERED INTO HIS EAR AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE WOULD WANT IF HE COULD HAVE ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. AND HE SAID... A HOT ROAST BEEF SANDWICH...WITH ONIONS... PARENTS ARE SUCH A PROBLEM. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO WITH MOTHER. I WHISPERED INTO HIS EAR AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE WOULD WANT IF HE COULD HAVE ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. AND HE SAID... A HOT ROAST BEEF SANDWICH... WITH ONIONS... PARENTS ARE SUCH A PROBLEM. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO WITH MOTHER. GOSH, MR CARTWRIGHT WHEN WE LEFT OUR HOME ON A TRIP WE NEVER DREAMED OF GETTING INTO ANYTHING LIKE THIS. FLYIN SOUTH IN A PRIVATE PLANE!! IT WAS A LUCKY BREAK WHEN WE SKIDDED OFF THE ROAD INTO THAT SNOWBANK! LUCKY FOR ME TOO MR PETERS. I RETIRED FROM ACTIVE BUSINESS A YEAR AGO AND I MISS IT! NOW THIS GOLF BALL FINDER OF YOURS GIVES ME A BRAND NEW INTEREST IN LIFE. SEEMS TO BE ADDING A LOT OF INTEREST TO PETERS LIFE TOO... IT ISN'T EVERYDAY A GUY MOVES RIGHT IN WITH A BIG INDUSTRIALIST AND SEES: 'HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVES... AND JOINS IN ON LIVING LIKE THAT OTHER HALF!' IT'S A MEMO TO YOU FROM THE BOSS !!! Coulton 01-6 THERE SHE IS! GOSH ALL HEMLOOK! NELLIE, DON'T MOVE! WE'LL GET YOU DOWN! HE'S AN AUEN, SR. THAT'S SUFFICIENT TO ARREST HIM ON SUSPICION! AFTER SEEING THIS DRAMA, I CAN THINK OF BETTER TECHNICAL CHARGES THAN THAT! HOLD SMITH'S ACCOMPLICES PENDING ADVICE FROM THE GREAT COUNCIL. SMITH REMAINS IN MY CUSTODY! HE'S AN AUEN, SR! THAT'S SUFFICIENT TO ARREST HIM ON SUSPICION! AFTER SEEING THIS DRAMA, I CAN THINK OF BETTER TECHNICAL CHARGES THAN THAT! HOLD SMITH'S ACCOMPLIES PENDING ADVICE FROM THE GREAT COUNCIL! SMITH REMAINS IN MY CUSTODY! MAYDE WHAT I NEED IS A GULP OF GOOD COLD WINTER AIR HI, JEANNE! HI, PHYLLIS! 'PHYLLIS'! HEY - WHAT A NAME! courtion waugh SHE WENT INTO THAT HOUSE. I KNOW WHERE SHE LIVES! WHAT A BANG-UP FEELING BANG RUR HAS A MESSAGE. JEEPERS! WHAT DID HE SAW? LOOSELY TRANSLATED RUR IS DISPLEASED WITH SGT, SONIC AND HIS KISSING TECHNIQUE! I DON'T KNOW WHAT I MOVE TO DO WITH MOTHER... SHE'S BUYING THREE NEW DRESSES.. AND NONE OF THEM FIT ME! CHUCKLE I DON'T KNOW WHAT HEM GOING TO DO WITH MOTHER... SHE'S BUYING THREE NEW DRESSES... AND NONE OF THEM FIT ME! CHUCKLE LUCKY FOR ME TOO MR PETERS. I RETIRED FROM ACTIVE BUSINESS A YEAR AGO AND I MISS IT! NOW THIS GOLF BALL FINDER OF YOURS GIVES ME A BRAND NEW INTEREST IN LIFE." MORRIS 1-6 INTEREST TO EVERY DAY A GUY INSTRIALIST AND ...AND JOINS IN F!! DAY ALAN "I THINK YOU'RE TAKING THIS BUSINESS OF THE HOME, BEING YOUR CASTLE A LITTLE TOO SERIOUSLY!!"