anaheim-gazette 1953-01-04

WHAT'S IT, HERMAN, YOU AND I ARE GOING TO FIGHT IT OUT!! DICKIE DARE OKAY, YOU'RE ONLY A MACHINE—BUT THERE'S SOME REAL HUMAN OPERATING YOU BY REMOTE CONTROL! AND WHEN DR.BUFF CAME FOR US IN HIS HELICOPTER... ...YOUR BRAIN AND THE RAFT MAGNETIC WILL I LEAVE AWAY WITH HERMES TO MASTER: SMALL BOY APPEARS TO WISH TO CREATE VIOLENCE WITH FISTS—AWITTING INSTRUCTIONS. OVER. MASTER TO HERMES: GRASP SMALL BOY ...AND THROW HIM IN OCEAN. OVER I NEARD THAT, HERMAN! NOW LET'S SEE YOU DO IT! THIS IS AN EHES ONLY I'M A BOY SMALL BOY APPEARS TO WISH TO CREATE VIOLENCE WITH FETTS—WAITING INSTRUCTIONS OVER. MASTER TO HERMES; GRASP SMALL BOY... HIM IN OCEAN. OVER. I HEARD THAT, HERMAN! NOW LET'S SEE YOU DO IT! ...SIC HIM! AS HERMAN REACHES DOWN, I'LL LET HIM HAVE IT — RIGHT ON THE BUTTON— BUT HE GIVES NO ATTENTION—ISN'T THIS GAY HUMAN? AW GOSH, SOMEONE! H...E...E... AW GOSH, SOMEONE! H...E...E... ...YOUR BOSS MADE IT RAIN AND IS PULLING THE RAFT WITH SOME MAGNETIC GADGET! WILL I LET HIM GET AWAY WITH IT? WAIT—I MUST REPORT THIS IS AWFUL SCARY, BUT HE'S ONLY A MACHINE, AND I'M A BOY WITH A PLAN OKAY WAGS! HE'S GONE HOME--IF YOU MEAN THE GUY WITH THE MUSTACHE, BY REFULLER HAVE YOU SEEN MY DREAMBOAT? HEARD HERMAN! W LET'S E YOU DO IT! THIS IS AWful SCREAM, BUT HE'S ONLY A MACHINE, AND I'M A BOY WITH A PLAN OKAY WAGS! HAVE YOU SEEN MY DREAMBOAT? HE'S GONE HOME... IF YOU MEAN THE GUY WITH THE MUSTACHE. BUT THAT'S IT... HE DON'T HUMAN - HE CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING! OAKY DOAKS! DON'T JUST SIT THERE...PUSH HER OFF YOUR LAP! I CAN'T! I'M LEAVING! WAIT FOR ME, POMONA! A CAVE MAN. H...E...E...LP I'M LEAVING! WAIT FOR ME, POMONA! A CAVE MANJUST LIKE I DREAM ONE OF ROBBINS NOWTULS FOND WHISKES HAS COME TRUE SOME AND ONLY ARE ALLOWED IN LOVERS' LOVE! COME CLOSER, OAKY, AND WHISPER SWEET NOTHINGS IN MY EAR! G-GOSH! I DON'T KNOW ANY NOTHINGS TO WHISPER! HEY, SOMEBODY'S COMING? IT'S ALWAYS LIKE THIS! YOU COULDN'T MISS THAT MUSTACHE! HES GONNA MISS IT, MISS! WE GOT INTO A FIGHT, AND I CUT IT OFF! I NEVER DID LIKE THAT MUSTACHE---BUT I THINK I'M GONNA LIKE YOU! E HOME--MEAN Y WITH MUSTACHE. YOU COULDN'T MISS THAT MUSTACHE! HES GONNA MISS IT, MISS! WE GOT INTO A FIGHT, AND I CUT IT OFF! I NEVER DID LIKE THAT MUSTACHE----BUT I THINK I'M GONNA LIKE YOU! JUST SIT ...PUSH HER I CAN'T! VERY WELL! HOLD HER ON YOUR LAP IF YOU WANT TO! A CAVE MAN WHERE TO, POMONA? TO THE ROYAL CASTLE "LOVERS' LANE", MY FOOT! A CAVE MAN... JUST LIKE MY DREAMBOAT! WHERE TO, POMONA? TO THE ROYAL CASTLE, YOU DOPE! "LOVERS' LANE," MY FOOT!