anaheim-gazette 1953-01-04

ANAHEIM SCORCHY SMITH SCORCHY IS THE CAPTIVE GUEST OF CAPN VAN AND URSULA ABOARD THE STRANGE CRAFT REPUTED TO TRAVERSE TIME AS WELL AS SPACE... NOW! ACZELERATE I KNOW! TO BREAK THROUGH STRANGE CRAFT REPUTED TO TRAVERSE TIME AS WELL AS SPACE ... NOW! ACZELERATE TO ZEVEN M.P.S.* I KNOW! TO BREAK THROUGH EARTH'S GRAVITY PULL! * MILES PER SECOND WHO'S STANDING? WE COAST WITH THE MOON...OVER A MILE A ZECOND! OH SURE 'NUFF! WHO WANTS A CUP OF COFFEE! YAY! ME! EIM DAILY GAZ ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA SUNDAY, JANUARY 4, 1953 MOTHER EARTH, SO LONG! FOR HOW LONG!? Rodlou Willard TO ROUGH ZO! WHEN INDICATOR CUT THE JETS! TO ROUGH GRAVITY ZO! WHEN INDICATOR READS 220,000 MILES FROM EARTH AND 30,000 FROM THE MOON... CUT THE JETS! ZO! AND ZAVE FUEL TILL WE LINE UP WITH THE NEXT LEG OF OUR COURSE! THAT'S NEAT LETTING A HEAVEN BODY WORK FOR US WHAT'S OUR COURSE HERE! USE A ZTRAW! YOU WON'T GET ZO WET! GAZETTE SCOTCHY! NO IDLERS ABOARD MY ZHIP! ZTRAP DOWN HERE ZO I TEACH YOU SPACE NAVIGATION! CUT THE JETS! IN THE ZERO GRAVITY ZONE CUT THE JETS! ZO! IN THE ZERO GRAVITY ZONE BETWEEN THE TWO? WHY ARE WE STANDING AROUND OUT HERE!?! HAT'S NEAT TING A HEAVENLY Y WORK FOR US! AT'S OUR COURSE? ZINCE YOU ASK IT, ONE WEEK FROM NOW... BARRING A AGZIDENT...OUR COURSE ZHOULD LAND US ON PLANET VENUS!