anaheim-gazette 1952-12-24

8-2 Anaheim Gazette WED. MORNING, DEC. 24, 1952 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA ALTIRD FATHER, I HOPED OAKY WOULD GET BACK TO THE ROYAL CASTLE FOR YULETIDE! SO DID I, POMONA! LOOK! HERE'S A CHRISTMAS CARD FROM HIM! WELL, WHADDA YA KNOW! I FEEL BETTER NOW! SCORCHY SMILE YEAH, IT LEADS TO THE CRYPT BELOW THE SHRINE ROOM OF THE TALISMAN! JUMPIN' JUPITER! I ALMOST FORGOT! MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY! YOU SAW SVEND AND OPAL RUN DOWN THIS PASSAGE, SIR? TO THE CRYPT BELOW THE SHRINE ROOM OF THE TALISMAN! JUMPIN JUPITER! I ALMOST FORGOT! MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY! I'M MAKING A CHRISTMAS WISH FOR EVERY ONE OF YOU FOLKS! CANDY? PRESENTS? SURE—BUT I HOPE YOU GET A CHRISTMAS GIFT FROM HEAVEN, TOO! AND HERE IT IS—A SENTENCE TO LIVE BY—FOR A WHOLE LIFETIME! HOLD IT, SET BONIC BEFORE YOU START TODAY'S SPACE TRIP! DO ME A FAVOR AND DELIVER THIS MESSAGE! PRESENTS FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY! I'M ONLY SORRY I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY LEFT TO BUY MYSELF THAT NEW HAT AND DRESS I'VE HAD MY HEART SET ON. OH, WELL, MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME. OH DIANA OH DIANA SORRY I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY LEFT TO BUY MYSELF THAT NEW HAT AND DRESS I'VE HAD MY HEART SET ON. OH, WELL, MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME. Merry Christmas from Myra & Peters NO ORRIS 12-25 "HE GAVS IT'S A MINK CO TO OPEN THE BOX, SO ILL MERRY CHRISTMAS CUT-RATE PERSONAL PROBLEM CLINIC RATS! THE ONLY PARKING SPACE IN THIS WHOLE BLOCK IS RIGHT HERE----BUT I GOT AN IDEA! WE'LL BUILD A OVER THAT DOOR FIRE PLU I FEEL BETTER NOW! SHE DOESN'T REMEMBER IT'S THE ONE OAKY SENT HER LAST YEAR. I SLIPPED IT IN WITH HER OTHER CARDS! SIR OAKY, THIS IS MY LATEST INVENTION, A ROCKET SHIP! IT WILL TAKE YOU TO UNCERTAINIA---I HOPE! GOSH ALL HEMLOCK!-- HOW DOES IT WORK, PROFESSOR GESSOR? LEV UNC MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY! HUM: 'MERRY CHRISTMAS SIR' YES, BACK HOME...ON EARTH, CHRISTMAS IS A DAY OF PEACE AND GOOD WILL... SCORCHY SMITH! AND HIS SPACEMEN CAN'T BE FAR FROM THIS FLEET CAR! MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY! HURS 'MERRY CHRISTMAS SIR' YES, BACK HOME...ON EARTH, CHRISTMAS IS A DAY OF PEACE AND GOOD WILL... WHUP! SCORDY SMITH! AND HIS SPACEMEN CAN'T BE FAR FROM THIS FLEETCAR! OVER HE FORCEP THE POOL OF SHR Glory to God in the highest, on earth peace, good will toward men. AND HERE IT IS—A SENTENCE TO LIVE BY—FOR A WHOLE LIFETIME! WHAT A CHRISTMAS! TO FACE EXPULSION... AND EARN THE RIGHT TO STAY HER BY WINNING THAT GENDERITY CONTEST... Merry Christmas AND EVENTUALLY YOU HOPE TO PERSUADE SGT. SONIC TO TAKE A SURE ENOUGH FLING INTO SPACE? GIVE THE GIRL CREDIT! SHE'S CERTAINLY COME UP WITH A NEW TWIST! MERRY CHRISTMAS MOMS!! THE NERVE OF JUDY! DATING MY BOY FRIEND! HELLO, HAL. IS IT THAT YOU'RE TAUGHT JUDY JINX, THE SHADK-HAIRED GIRL TO THE SCHOOL PR MERRY CHRISTMAS, MOMS!! THE NERVE OF IUDY! DATING MY BOY FRIEND! HELLO, HAL. IS IT THAT YOU'RE TAKEN IUDY INX, THE SHADK-HAIRED GIRL TO THE SCHOOL PR YOU MEAN THIS LITTLE THING WOULD HELP ME FIND ONE OF MY GOLF BALLS LOST IN THE TALL GRASS OR IN THE WOODS? MORE THAN THAT... FIND IT ANYPLACE HERE...HIRE IT SO PLACE IN THE HOUSE ANYPLACE...UND ANYTHING AND I'LL LOCATE IT IN NO TIM GAVG IT'S A MINK COAT BUT I HAD TO PROMISE NEVER OPEN THE BOX, SO ILL NEVER FIND OUT IT ISNT !!! WE'LL BUILD A SNOWMAN OVER THAT DOG-GONE FIRE PLUG! WELL, WELL, BOYS! THIS REMINDS ME OF MY KID DAYS! MIND IF I HELP? COURSE THE SERGEANT WILL BE ALONG ANY MINUTE AND WE'LL HAVE TO GET IT OFF THE SIDEWALK BEFORE HE SEES IT! HOW DOES IT WORK, PROFESSOR GESSOR? IT WILL CARRY YOU STRAIGHT UP FOR MANY MILES, THEN LEVEL OFF FOR UNCERTAINIA. WILL IT GO FAST? SIR OAKY, IT WILL GO VERY FAST!... IN FACT, IT'LL GO SO FAST YOU MAY BE DISINTEGRATED! YEH? I GUESS THAT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT KING CORNY WILL DO TO ME IF I DON'T HURRY BACK! OVER HERE! THEY FORCEED THE SECRET DOOR OF OGAR'S SHRINE! WAIT TILL I GET THAT EARTHMAN FOREIGNER IN MY GUNSIGHT! GET THIS! WE TAKE HIM ALIVE FOR ASTAR JUSTICE! SWEND! THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE. DROP THE GUN! OVER HERE! THEY FORCED THE SECRET DOOR OF OGAR'S SHRINE! WAIT TILL I GET THAT EARTHMAN FOREIGNER IN MY GUNSIGHT! GET THIS! WE TAKE HIM ALIVE FOR ASTAR JUSTICE! SWEND! THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE. PRO'T THE GUN! AND EARN THE RIGHT TO STAY HERE BY WINNING THAT EMOCRACY CONTEST... THINGS ARE ALMOST PERFECT! IT'S TOO MUCH TO EXPECT THAT THE REASON I'M REPORTING TO THE RECEPTION ROOM IS... DAN... DAN! MY PAL! ALLY PERSEQUENCE TAKE A HIGH SPACE? THAT IS CORRECT! THE NEXT DAW'S HEADLINES TV BEAUTY SEEKS SONIC AS SPACE COMPANION OF ALL THE IDIOTIC... SHE'S MAKING A FARCE OF MY SHOW! HELLO, HAL. IS IT TRUE THAT YOU'RE TAKING JUDY JINX, THE SHORT, DARK-HAIRED GIRL, TO THE SCHOOL PROM? ER—YES, DIANA, BUT THE JUDY I'M TAKING IS A DECIDED REDHEAD! OH, YES! --- I REMEMBER THE DAY SHE DECIDED! HELLO, HAL. IS IT TRUE THAT YOU'RE TAKING IUDY JINX, THE SHORT, DARK-HAIRED GIRL, TO THE SCHOOL PROM? ER—YES, DIANA. BUT THE IUDY I'M TAKING IS A DECIDED REDHEAD. OH, YES!--- I REMEMBER THE DAY SHE DECIDED! MORE THAN THAT!! ITLL FIND IT ANYPLACE!! HERE...HIDE IT SOME PLACE IN THE HOUSE... ANYPLACE...UNDER ANYTHING AND ILL LOCATE IT IN NO TIME! RIGHT COULDN'T HELP BUT BE RRS HIS BIG CHANCE — USED CAR "THIS IS STRICTLY A WOMAN'S MODEL. THE FENDERS ARE PRECRUMPLED!"