anaheim-gazette 1952-12-02

5 Anaheim Gazette TUESDAY, DECEMBER 8, 1912 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA ROBY! STEP UP HERE IMMEDIATELY! AND YOU'RE GETTING A Y'M BEHAVIOR ON YOUR REPORT CARD! GEE, I'M SCARED TO HAND THIS TO MY UNCLE ALFRED! HER FIRE SO SO WONDER HAVE HANNED TO OAKY DOARS! HAVING AGREED TO RESCUE TWELVE DAMSELS IN DISTRESS, OAKY HAS ARRIVED IN THE KINGDOM OF OSHAH WITH INBAD THE TAILDE... 12-1 TOOT TOOT! ALL ABOARD! COME ON, OAKY! WE JUST MADE IT! BUT, INBAD! WE FORGOT NELLIE! SERCHY SMILE! SETTING HIMSELF THE TASK OF FOLLOWING AN INTERPLANETARY PICTATOR, SCORCHY HOPES TO EVAPE OFFICIAL ASTAR RED TAPE, AVOID GETTING HIS FRIENDS IN TROUBLE AND RESTORE THE BIG SYMBOLIC RUBY BEFORE IT'S BREAK INTO THE SHRINE? OH NO!! WHOEVER STOLE THE TALISMAN HAS ALREADY PROFANED THE SHRINE! WE'LL RETURN THE RUBY AND CURB THE CHAOS... IF THE COPS DONT CATCH ME FIRST! SETTING HIMSELF THE TASK OF POLING AN INTERPLANETARY PICTATOR, SCORCHY HOPES TO EVAPE OFFICIAL ASTAR RED TAPE, AND GETTING HIS FRIENDS IN TROUBLE AND RESTORE THE BIG SYMBOLIC RUBY BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE... BREAK INTO THE SHRINE? OH NO!! WHO EVER STOLE THE TAUSMAN HAS ALREADY PROFANED THE SHRINE! WE'LL RETURN THE RUBY AND CURB THE CHAOS...IF THE COPS DON'T CATCH ME FIRST! DICKIE DARE CADET, I'M VERY HAPPY TO HAVE YOU BACK SAFELY WITH US AGAIN THANK YOU, SIR! I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR MY ROOM MATE, CADET DIRK DOULIN... HE'S AT OUR FLORIDA BRANCH. CADET, YOU'V SEEN TROUBLE--SO ONE OF OUR NEW BOYS! ADV OF PATSY WOW! WHERE AM I? OH, I REMEMBER! I WAS TUNING IN SGT. SONIC'S DISC DETECTOR... AND A FUXING SAUCER CAME ZOOOMING ACROSS THE SCREEN AND ALMOST RUN OVER ME! BOY, I'M BAFFLED! I NANT TO BUY DIANA A PRESENT, HELP ME OUT, HAL. WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE'D LIKE? HOW DOES SHE FEEL ABOUT YOU? DOES SHE REALLY LIKE YOU? BOY, I'M BAFFLED! I WANT TO BUY DIANA A PRESENT. HELP ME OUT, HAL. WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE'D LIKE? HOW DOES SHE FEEL ABOUT YOU? DOES SHE REALLY LIKE YOU? SON THAT'S A GREAT LITTLE GADGET YOU'VE GOT FOR RETRIEVIN' GOLF BALLS! HOW'S IT WORK? WELL OF COURSE THAT'S MY TRADE SECRET, BUT WHEN I WAS IN THE ARMY I WAS IN AN OUTFIT TRAINED TO FERRET OUT BOOBY TRAPS, LAND MINES AND THINGS! WELL, I GOT TO THINKING AND KIND OF RE-ADAPTED SOME OF THAT KNOWLEDGE AND—WELL--IM IN BUSINESS! THE LOCAL FOLKS HAD IT BEEN TOO VOCIFEROUS IN THE PRAISE OF THE INVENTION, BUT NO ONE HAD SUGGESTED THE LOCAL MONEY BE WITHDRAWN... WHICH IS HIGH PRAISE INDEED!! YOU SEE, MR. PETERS, WE REPROCESS EACH GOLF WITH A LITTLE SOMETHING WHICH THIS LITTLE "MET HIGHLY SENSITIVE". WHEN METER GETS NEAR THE INDICATOR REACTS... IT GETS THE MORE IT REITS SIMPLE TO FIND THE THAT SOME LOCAL REACTION ENTHUSED OVER IT AND WITH THESE FOLKS GEE, I'M SCARED TO HAND THIS TO MY UNCLE ALFRED! HERE-ILL FIX IT SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO HAND IT TO HIM! DON'T OPEN THAT, ROSY! IT'S A CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR YOU FROM AUNT SARAH— MAN I JUST CARRY THE BOX AROUND A LITTLE IF I PROMISE NOT TO OPEN IT? NO USE WORRYING ABOUT YOUR HORSE NOW, OAKY--WE'VE LEFT HER FAR BEHIND! HMN--WE'RE THE ONLY PASSENGERS, OAKY! WE SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT MY HORSE! I CAN'T LEAVE HER BEHIND! WE'LL RETURN THE RUBY AND CURB THE CHAOS...IF THE COPS DON'T CATCH ME FIRST! HALT! I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING! DO YOU? LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!! GUARD POST 22 REPORTS EARTHMAN SIGHTED! TOP CONCOURSE, CONSTELLATION SQUARE! JOINED BY THREE MEN AND ROBOTS! LOOK LIKE SPACE MEN! WE'LL RETURN THE RUBY AND CURB THE CHAOS...IF THE COPS DON'T CATCH ME FIRST! HALT I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING! DO YOU? LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!! TOP CONCOURSE, CONSTELLATION SQUARE! JOINED BY THREE MEN AND ROBOTS! LOOK LIKE SPACE MEN! HE'S AT OUR FLORIDA BRANCH. CADET, YOU'VE SEEN TROUBLE--SO HAS ONE OF OUR NEW BOYS MEET YOUR NEW ROOM MATE, CADET FRANZ LIPINSKY AW, LIPINSKY, I... LET'S GET THIS ST IM FOR YOU, EVER IN THE M AND A FUXING SAUCER CAME ZOOMING ACROSS THE SCREEN AND ALMOST RAN OVER ME! BUT THAT'S SILK! IN THESE GADGETS ARE NOTHING BUT STUDIO PROPS FOR A FANTASTIC TELEVISION SHOW! FROM NOW ON, I'M KEEPING HANDS OFF THOSE SPACE GADGETS! I'll have a RAP/ EVER BELIEV A FUXING S DID THE D HOW DOES SHE FEEL ABOUT YOU? DOES SHE REALLY LIKE YOU? AND HOW SHE LIKES ME!!! BRO-THER! THEN SHE'LL LIKE ANYTHING! SAY—ISN'T THAT THE BOY JANIE WAS GOING STEADY WITH? YES, THAT'S HIM! WHAT EVER HAPPENED THAT MADE THEM SEEING EACH OTHER? HOW DOES SHE FEEL ABOUT YOU? DOES SHE REALLY LIKE YOU? AND HOW SHE LIKES ME!! BRO-THER! THEN SHE'LL LIKE ANYTHING! YOU SEE, MR. PETERS, WE REPROCESS EACH GOLF BALL WITH A LITTLE SOMETHING TO WHICH THIS LITTLE "METER" IS HIGHLY SENSITIVE. WHEN THE METER GETS NEAR THE BALL THE INDICATOR REACTS...THE NEARER IT GETS THE MORE IT REACTS..! IT'S SIMPLE TO FIND THE BALL! THE MORE I THINK ABOUT IT THE BETTER THE IDEA SEEMS!! ...ITS KINDA LIKE A GEIGER COUNTER FOR GOLF BALLS AIN't it? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA CALL IT? THAT SEEMED TO BE THE GENERAL LOCAL REACTION...FOLKS BEGAN GETTING MORE ENTHUSED OVER IT THE MORE THEY THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND WITH THESE FOLKS THAT'S REAL PROGRESS SAY—ISN'T THAT THE BOY JANIE WAS GOING STEADY WITH? YES, THAT'S HIM! WHAT EVER HAPPENED THAT MADE THEM SEEING EACH OTHER? CLOSED TILL SPRING THIS WILL BE A NICE PLACE TO LIVE AND IN SUMMER WELL HAVE MOVIES EVERY NIGHT MAN I JUST CARRY THE BOX AROUND A LITTLE IF I PROMISE NOT TO OPEN IT! NMY—I GUESS SO-- FREE X-RAY CLINIC I CAN'T LEAVE HER BEHIND! BUT WE CAN'T STOP THE TRAIN, AND-- WOOOPS! IT'S SLOWING DOWN! IT'S 9-STOPPED! ARREST THEM!! MEET THEY CARRY A LIBBIAN ONNI-BLAST, SIR! ANYWAY, THEY JUST LEFT IN A SPACE SERVICE FLEETCAR! D YOU THINK THAT GUARD SPOTTED US? WHAT GUARD? P CONCOURSE, STELLATION SQUARE! NEED BY THREE MEN ROBOTS! LOOK LIKE SPACE MEN! ARREST THEM! MEES THEY CARRY A LIMERIAN ONWALK SIR! ANYWAY, THEY JUST LEFT IN A SPACE SERVICE FLEETCAR! O YOU THINK THAT GUARD SPOTTED US? AW, LIPINSKY, I...I... LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT! I'M FOR YOU, LIPPY, EVERY INCH OF THE WAY! CHOOSE YOUR BUNK. PAL! HEY, BIG THOUGHT! THERE'S A DANCE TONIGHT! WE'LL PAINT THIS PLACE RED I THOUGHT IT WAS GIRLS WHO DID THE PAINTING WITH THE RED I'LL HAVE TO TAKE A RAP WHO'D EVER BELIEVE THAT A FLYING SAUCER DID THE DAMAGE? BULLETIN! A FLYING SAUCER HAS JUST PASSED OVER THE CITY! NHAT EVER HAPPENED THAT MADE THEM STOP SEEING EACH OTHER? NOBODY KNOWS! OH, HOW AWFUL!! WHAT EVER HAPPENED THAT MADE THEM STOP SEEING EACH OTHER? NOBODY KNOWS! OH, HOW AWFUL!! SUNSE DRIVE-IN THEAT CLOSED TILL PRING ACE TO LIVE AND IN THE MOVIES EVERY NIGHT I'LL BETCHA HE ISN'T A REAL GOWBOY! HE WAS ALWAYS KISSING THE GIRLS!!