anaheim-gazette 1952-09-22

6 Anaheim Gazette MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 1962 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA JUDGES NEEDED FOR FAIR EXHIBITS MUST BE HIGHLY GUILLED EXPERTS SILENCE HORSES, Prize Pigeone HANDICRAFT ART COUNTY FAIR IS THAT MY NEW KNIGHT, MISTER CLACK? YES, YOUR MAJESTY—SIR OAKY ATTACKED HIM WITHOUT PROVOCATION! THAT'S A LIE, YOUR MAJESTY! ... SIR MERTON MARBLEHEAD ATTACKED ME WHILE I WAS UNARMED! HOW DARE YOU LET SIR MERTON ATTACK SIR OAKY? HMPP WHAT DIFFERENT DOES IT MAKE? SCORCHY SMITH SOME MESS! CEMENT ALL OVER MY ONLY ASTAR SUIT!! WH!...WHA' HAPPEN!?! CEMENT ALL OVER MY ONLY ASTAR SUIT! RODLEO THRILLS ACTION ALL WEEK STARTING SEPT.22 TAKE A LOOK AT THE MARQUEE ON THE ARENA ACROSS THE STREET! TVIX WE DON'T GET THE LIKES OF IT PATSY! WE CIT STARVE FLAW RUCK A RODEO! WOULD YOU MIND REPEATING THAT AGAIN, PLEASE? JUST A MOMENT--- OH, DIANA! TELEPHONE! WHO IS IT, DAD? DANGED IF KNOW/ BUT I'M SURE FOR YOU OH DIANA OH, DU TELEPHONE! FOR YOU! GOSH... THE OLD TOWN SEEMS DEAD... DESERTED//... I HAVEN'T SEEN A SOUL SINCE I GOT OFF THE TRAIN! WHERE IS EVERYBODY? PETERS CORNERS HE DIDN'T MEET A SOUL... BUT THEN MAYBE IT'S JUST AS WELL... WITH HIM SUPPOSELY DEAD IT WOULD BE QUITE A SHOCK TO SEE HIM WALKING DOWN THE STREET... AND IN BORROWED CLOTHES, TOO... COUNTY EAIR OW DARE YOU T SIR MERTON TACK R OAKY?! HMPH! WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? ...SIR OAKY IS NO LONGER YOUR KNIGHT! YOU'RE RIGHT MISTER CLACK! SIR OAKY IS NOW MY PRIME MINISTER!! THE LOVE OF MONEY LEADS TO DISASTER! THE LANDLORD IS COMING TO DEMAND THE BACK R WE OWE HIM, SO ALFRED PUTTING UP THAT SIGNS WHERE HE CAN'T MISS I POMONA, I'VE JUST APPOINTED OAKY DOAKS TO BE MY PRIME MINISTER! FATHER! THAT'S A STROKE OF GENIUS! I'VE BEEN TERRIBLE ABOUT APPOINTMENT OF HORRID MISTER C AS THE ROYAL COORDINATOR, EXPLODING AND EFFICIENCY E AH, MY BELOVED! YOU'VE COME AT LAST!! WHILE LERA AND HER UNCLE LARN WAIT, PUZZLED AT THE CLOSED MAIN PORTAL OF THE DESPOILED SHRINE OF THE TALISMAN OF OGAR, SCORCHY GETS IN QUICKLY BY A BACK DOOR... WHAT KEYS YOU SO LOSE BELOVED WHILE LERA AND HER UNCLE LARN WAIT, PUZZLED AT THE CLOSED MAIN PORTAL OF THE DESPOILED SHRINE OF THE TALISMAN OF OGAR, SCORCHY GETS IN QUICKLY BY A BACK DOOR... Rodolph Billard Sep 12, 1935 THAT SHADOW CRASH WHAT WAS THAT? AN ABANDONED MANSION IN "RAGGED COVE," MAINE, WAS "HAUNTED" BY A HARD WORKING GHOST WRITER... BUT AS OUR FRIENDS AND THEIR ARTIST ACCQUANTANCE WERE LEAVING... WHR-R I HEARD A HUMMING SOUND HIGH UP WE DON'T GET TO SEE THE LIKES OF IT OFTEN PATSY... WE CITY FOLK STARVE FOR THE FLAVOR OF THE RUGGED WEST! YOW A RODEO! 9-20 RECOGNIZE THOSE HOMBRES? OUR TV CREW IS READY TO MOVE IN ON THE RODEO IN A BIG WAY! DANGED IF I KNOW/ BUT I'M SURE IT'S FOR YOU! BECAUSE I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD HE'S SAYING! HI, BOB! WHY THE GLUM? DIANA ISN'T SPEAKING TO ME ANYMORE---SHE'S REAL SORE! I SENT HER 16 BEFORE ROSES FOR HE BIRTHDAY WITH A F CARD THAT REAL PRECIOUS YEAR C LIFE! MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office 9-20 JAY ALANDON'T KNOW WHY YOU CAN'T GET UP NERVE TO ASK FOR USE! I GOT UP NERVE TO BUY THIS $1500 FUR COAT! SHE'S REAL SORE! CARD THAT REAL ROSE FOR PRECIOUS YEAR LIFE! FOR THE LOVVA MIKE...THE WHOLE TOWN'S GATHERED AROUND THE BANDSTAND IN THE PARK!!...SOME SORT OF A CELEBRATION GOING ON! BUT THIS AIN'T A HOLIDAY, IS IT? JUST ABOUT EVERY CITIZEN OF THE TOWN WAS IN THE PARK FOR WHATEVER IS GOING ON! BUT PETERS, WHOM ALL THE TOWN THOUGHT DEAD, DIDN'T FEEL HE OUGHT TO JOIN IN TO SEE WHAT WAS GOING ON THE LANDLORD IS COMING IN DEMAND THE BACK RENT WE OWE HIM, SO ALFRED'S PUTTING UP THAT SIGN WHERE HE CAN'T MISS IT! WELL, GENTLEMEN—I HAVE COME TO--- THE LOVE OF MONEY LEADS TO DRAGON I'VE BEEN TERRIBLY WORRIED ABOUT YOUR APPOINTMENT OF THAT HORRID MISTER CLACK AS THE ROYAL COORDINATOR, EXPEDITER AND EFFICIENCY EXPERT! BUT WITH OAKY AS PRIME MINISTER THE FUTURE OF THE KINGDOM IS---15--- I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN! I WANT TO BE THE FIRST TO CONGRATULATE HIM! I DON'T KNOW, POMONA. I'M AFRAID HE TOOK HIS PROMOTION PRETTY HARD! WHAT KEPT YOU SO LONG, BELOVED? ALL HAS BEEN DONE AS YOU DESIRED! BUT LET US HAVE LIGHT, THAT WE MAY SEE EACH OTHER! AIEEE! BELOVED? LET US HAVE LIGHT, THAT WE MAY SEE EACH OTHER! CRASH COME ON, BOYS! SOUNDED LIKE A BODY FALLING COULON WUCH! NIZE MMBRES? CREW TO THE A WELL, I'M WAITING FOR YOUR REACTION! HAVEN'T YOU ANYTHING TO SAH? YOU BETCHA!! WHERE'S MY ANNIE OAKLEY? I SENT HER 16 BEAUTIFUL ROSES FOR HER BIRTHDAY WITH A PRETTY CARD THAT READ: "A ROSE FOR EVERY PRECIOUS YEAR OF YOUR LIFE" AND THE FLORIST, WHO IS AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE, THOUGHT HE WAS DOING ME A BIG FAVOR--- AND THREW IN AN EXTRA DOZEN! MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office "DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? I SAW IT THREE TIMES THIS AFTERNOON!"