anaheim-gazette 1952-09-02

WE GOT ONLY $6.15 IN THE BANK, AND WE GOTTA PAY OUR BACK RISING BY TOMORROW OR GET BOOTED OUT INTO THE GUTTER! CUT-HATE CLINIC THE PRINT THE DAY TO FIND OUR WEEKLY YOU GOT A RIDERA HOW TO MAKE OUR BUSINESS BRING IN SOME MONEY. REAL QUICK & MOVIE? ARE YOU A GENIUS!!! SEE THE LABOR DAY PARADE FROM OUR ROOF ADMINISTRATION 50¢ LEGGO, LADIES, IF YOU WANT ME TO SAVE YOU! SAVE ME, OAKY! DON'T BOTHER WITH HER! MEBBE I CAN SCARE IT AWAY! SHOO! LEARN LEARNS FROM HIS NECE LEGA OF THE LOSS OF ASTAR'S SPACE FLEET TO THE KNAVISH LIMBIANS. THEN SCORCHY AND LERA HEAR THAT THE GREAT TALISMAN OF OGAR IS STOLEN... SIR, WHAT IS THIS TAULISMAN OF OGAR? A SYMBOL WHICH MAINTAINS THE MORALE OF ALL OUR PEOPLE! LEA OF THE LOSS OF ASTAR'S SPACE FLEET TO THE KNAVISH LUMBIANS, THEN SCORCHY AND LEA HEAR THAT THE GREAT TALISMAN OF OGAR'S STOLEN SAUNDERS HAS STORED HIS CIR AND TRAILER IN A NEWENGLAND GARAGE I'M TO BE AN AIRPLANE ENGINEER SO I STUDY BIRD FLIGHT AND I'M THE BIRD PICKED TO SAIL YOU ALONG THE MAINE! COAST! TELL ME, PAL, WHY FEATHERS? BIRDS MOVE SO FAST, THEY NEED A VERY HIGH BODY HEAT! ON INSTRUCTIONS FROM MIKE FLASS, PETSH TRIES HER HAND AT THE PRIVATE EHE GAME! THIS IS THE R-PLACE ALL RIGHT! "I WISH I WASN'T SO SCARED!" SULP SOMEONE'S TALKING! SMACK! ALL RIGHT, STEEP TAKE HIM OUT IN THE BOAT AND DUNK HIM. AND DON'T MAKE ANY MISTAKES!...REMEMBER, YOU COME BACK ALONE!! GOSH, I HATE TO DO IT TO THE OLD BIRD/ SEEMS LIKE A NICE OLD GUY... BUT YOU'RE THE BOSS, I GUESS YOU KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR THE BUSINESS!! THEY'D STUFFED PETERS' MOUTH WITH COTTON SO HE COULDN'T EVEN GIVE OUT WITH AN ELOQUENT PROTEST!...IT LOOKS AS IF IT WAS A FATAL-MISTAKE FOR HUMANITY TO GET NOSEY ABOUT THIS OLD ICE HOUSE ON 'AN ISLAND! DOO GONE IT, YOU ARE A GENIUS, ALFRED! SEE THE LABOR DAY PARADE FROM OUR ROOF ADMISSION 50¢ I SAID SHOO! WELL, THEN... IT'S REALLY A HUGE CRYSTAL OF ALUMINUM OXIDE, BUT IT'S SO-O BEAUTIFUL! "CRYSTALIZED ALUMINUM OXIDE,"? THE RED REFRACTIONS ARE SIMPLY AWESOME SCORCHY! IF I COULD JUST REMEMBER MY SCHOOL, CHE ME, WHY THERS? BIRDS MOVE SO FAST, THEY NEED A VERY HIGH BODY HEAT! AND THE FEATHERS HOLD IN THAT HEAT? DARE, YOU'RE NOT! DICKIE DARE BIRD'S WING FEATHERS ARE FILLED WITH TINY HOOKS CALLED "BARBULES" THEY ZIPPER TOGETO PREVENT AIR THROUGH GULP SOMEONE'S ALKING! IVE BEEN CURIOUS TO KNOW WHAT A DANA DIXON MYSTERY WOULD BE LIKE WITHOUT DANA DIXON! SO BITRONG WAS MY DESIRE TO REMOVE YOU FROM TELEVISION, I PERSONALLY BOUGHT YOUR PROGRAM TIME! BUT I JUST HAD A SHOWER! OOPS! BUMP! G-GOSH, I'M ANFULLY SORRY, DIANA----I--- PLEASE DO NOT WORK ABOUT HEN MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office HATE TO HAVE TO GET RID OF YA... IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT, TOO!! BUT JOE SAYS YOU KNOW TOO MUCH FOR OUR BEST INTERESTS. LET'S ROW OVER TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LAKE FOR YOUR SWIM, HEY? BUT GOSH, I HATE THAT LONG ROW BACK ALL BY MYSELF! IT SEEMS TO PETERS, THAT THIS BIG LUG IS A BIT ON THE TENDER HEARTED SIDE AND IS ONLY DOING THIS AWFUL DEED BECAUSE HIS GANG BOSS HAS ORDERED IT!!! AND THE LONGER HE PLUTS IT OFF...THE MORE HOPE HE HAS--- TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, 1952 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA LOOK IT THE MOS UP THERE! IF THE ROOF HOLDS OUT WELL COLLECT ENOUGH DOUGH TO PAY OUR RENT FOR A YEAR! CRAZH! THEY'LL SUE US FOR MORE N WE TOOK IN! WELL, THEN...! SCAT! OW! IF I COULD JUST REMEMBER MY HIGH SCHOOL CHEM... YOU MEAN ASTAR'S STOLEN TALISMAN OF OGAR IS A BIG RUBY!? "RUBY?" OH, YOU EARTHMEN HAVE SUCH NON-TECHNICAL PET NAMES FOR EVERYTHING!" THEY ZIPPER TOGETHER TO PREVENT AIR COMING THROUGH. FEATNER BARRASS MAGNIFIED EACH PIGEON FEATHER HAS 900,000 BARBULES, SO IF YOU FIGURE... STOP! THAT'S TOO MUCH LIKE THE TAXES YOU AND I WILL BE. PAYING WHEN WE GROW UP... SO STRONG WAS MY DESIRE TO REMOVE YOU FROM TELEVISION; I PERSONALLY BOUGHT YOUR PROGRAM TIME! YOUR REPLACEMENT, MIKE FLAGG MAKES HIS DEBUT IN JUST A Few Moments! BUT THAT'S ONE TORTURE YOU WILL BE SPARED! YOU WILL NOT SEE THE SHOW!! G-GOSH, I'M ANFULLY SORRY, DIANA...I... PLEASE DON'T NORRY ABOUT IT HENRY. IT WAS PURELY ACCIDENTAL DON'T NORRY ABOUT IT AT ALL... NOT IF YOU'VE GOT $28.50! MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U 8 Pitest Offer HE'S GIVEN ME COOK BOOKS IN FRENCH, ITALIAN, AND CHINESE, BUT I CAN'T EVEN COOK IN ENGLISH