anaheim-gazette 1952-07-14

Anaheim Gazette MONDAY, JULY 14, 1946 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA MY NEIGHBORS CHICKENS ARE ALWAYS GETTING INTO MY GARDEN — IS IT LEGAL FOR ME TO SHOOT AND EAT THEM? CUT-RATE FORMAL MOBIL CLINIC HANDY LEGAL GUIDE Carl Rison 7-12 NOW I CAN ENJOY THOSE CHICKENS WITH THE FULL PROTECTION OF THE LAW! OAKY HAS LEFT ULK COUNTY FAR BEHIND—and NOW HE SLOWS NELLIE TO A WALK. GEE, NELLIE—I'M SORRY I MADE YOU GALLOP ON SUCH A WARM DAY! LET'S TAKE OUR TIME, AND GO THAT WAY. THE SEA BREEZE WILL COOL US OFF!... AND LERA KNOWS THIS PRIZE SHIP IS COMMANDED BY A NON-ASTARAN! YES! WELL, SIR! YOU'RE REFUELLED FOR A SURGE BLAST. WE MUST PULL THIS SHIP AWAY FROM LIMBA AND INTO ASTAR'S GRAVITY FIELD! STAND BY FOR SIGNALS! AND LERA KNOWS THIS PRIZE SHIP IS COMMANDED BY A NON-ASTARAN! YES! WELL, YOU ARE REFUELLED FOR A SURGE BLAST. WE MUST PULL THIS SHIP AWAY FROM LIMBA AND INTO ASTAR'S GRAVITY FIELD! STAND BY FOR SIGNALS! DICKIE DARE YOU'LL DROWN THEM ALL, YOU BEAST— STOP! COULON WATCH BEFORE DICKIE'S EYES BRIGHT STARS DANCE. ADV OF PATYE THE BEAUTIFUL ONE IS RETURNING TO HER TYPEWRITER RODZINI WILL BE CAUGHT IN THE ACT/ BUMBLING CLOWN! HEY! WAS SNOW OUR P SIGNE OH, DAD— IGNIT IT JUST THRILLING!!! OUT OF TWELVE CANDIDATES, MY BOY FRIEND GOT THE LEADING PART IN OUR BIG SCHOOL PLAY! HE'S ACTUALLY TERRIFIC AT CHARACTER ACTING, DAD... HE'll play the PART OF A MAN WHO HAS BEEN MARRIED FOR THIRTY YEARS! IMAGINE!! WELL, MYRA WROTE TO LAKE WANNAPASSASCOBY FOR RESERVATIONS, T. WALT! WE HOPE IT'S HALF AS GOOD AS YOU SAY IT IS!! GOOD! IT'S GREAT! OF COURSE SOME YEARS THERE MAY BE A FEW SNAKES AROUND THAT SECTION... AND POISON INY HERE AND THERE... AND MAYBE A FEW MOSQUITOES WHAT? ...WHY DIDN'T HE LIST THOSE DRAWBACKS WHEN HE FIRST TOLD PETERS ABOUT THE PLACE?... NOW THEYVE GONE AND WRITTEN FOR RESERVATIONS— MODEST Trademark Begin 7-12 I CAN ENJOY THOSE CKEENS WITH THE FULL PROTECTION OF THE LAW! CUT-RATE CLINIC I RUSH THAT BOOK, DOWN HERE QUICK! MY CASE COMES UP TOMORROW! THE SEA BREEZE WILL OL US OFF!! ...AND MAYBE WE CAN SEE SOME--ER, BATHING BEAUTIES! AS OAKY RIDES ALONG THE SEASHORE HE HAS NO IDEA OF THE AMAZING EVENTS THAT ARE ABOUT TO HAPPEN... AHN! GET A GOOD WHIP OF THIS SEA AIR, NELUE! BUT, SHU HAVEN'T SINGLE B BEAUTY STAND BY FOR SIGNALS! LEX! I HOPED YOU COMMANDED THIS PATROL! HOW WONDERFUL! LEXA! YOU'RE SAFE? AFTER BEATING OFF LIMBAS PURSUIT PESTROVERS, THE ASTAR PLANETARY PATROL, REFUELS SCORCHING CAPTIVE SPACE SHIP AND LEX, PATROL CHIEF, GREETS LEXA IN ASTAR SPACE SHIP. #3 STAND BY FOR SIGNALS! LEE I HOPED YOU COMMANDED THIS PATROL! HOW WONDERFUL! LEE, YOU'RE SAFE? AFTER BEATING OFF LUMBAS PURSUIT DESTROVERS, THE ASTAR PLANETARY PATROL REFUELS SCORCHING CAPTIVE SPACE SHIP AND LEX, PATROL CHIEF, GRETS LERA IN ASTAR SPACE SHIP #3... FORE DICKIE'S EYES RIGHT STARS DANCE... THEN SNIP SEE, BARRACUDA? I DIS CADET OUT, AN DOSE P DICKIE WAS WILLING FOR THE CROOKS TO TAKE HIM ALONG AS HOSTAGE, BUT HE FOUGHT WHEN THEY STARTED TO CUT THE "SNORKHOUSE" AIR PIPES... HEY! THAT MAN WAS SNOOPING AT OUR PLACE! YEAH! WE'VE HAD SNOOPERS! AS PATSY AND DANA DIXON RETURN TO THEIR BEACH UMBRELLA, A VISITOR MAKES A SPEEDY DEPARTURE ACTUALLY TERRIFIC CHARACTER ACTING, HE'll play the T OF A MAN WHO BEEN MARRIED FOR NIRTY YEARS! IMAGINE!! I THOUGHT YOU TOLD ME HE WAS TRYING OUT FOR A SPEAKING PART! NOW LET WE SEE... WHEN SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT WORRIES MY DAD... HE SITS D SIPS ON A COFFEE, AND OF A WAY MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office JAY ALANKNK IM MORE THE FOREIGN SPORTS CAR TYPE, DON'T YOU? GOSH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO... T. WALT PRAISED THAT VACATION SPOT TO THE HIGH HEAVENS AND I SOLD MYRA ON IT AND SHE WROTE FOR RESERVATIONS! NOW T. WALT TELLS ME SOME DRAWBACKS ABOUT IT... A FEW MOSQUITOES... A LITTLE POISON IVY... AND SNAKES! I HATE TO TELL MYRA AFTER THE WAY I SOLD HER ON IT...? ...MAYBE THEY WON'T HAVE ANY VACANCIES. FOR US! OF COURSE THE THING TO DO WAIT GO RIGHT HOME AND TELL MYRA PROBABLY MADE A MISTAKE... BUT IT D' EASIER JUST TO HOPE CIRCUMSTANCES WO FIX IT SO THEY WON'T HAVE TO GO OKAY, ALFRED! NOW GET BUSY AND RUSTLE UP SOME ETHICAL DIGNIFIED PUBLICITY! NO CHANGE FOR ADVICE YOU CAN'T USE CUT-RATE PERSONAL PROBLEM CLINIC EXPERT ADVICE ON ANYTHING! 3 ADVISORS NO WAITING! IF OFFICE IS CLOSED KINDLY SHOVE YOUR MONEY UNDER THE DOOR WE DO OUR OWN BRAIN WORK NO TEA LEISURE CRYSTAL BALLS OR STAR GAZING! BUT, SHUCKS, WE HAVEN'T SEEN A SINGLE BATHING BEAUTY! I LIKE TO LOOK AT EM--THEY WEAR SUCH FUNNY CLOTHES! HEL-LLP! THAT SOUNDED LIKE A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS! GIDDAP!! LEDA! YOU'RE SAFE !! SAFE AND VERY LUCKY, LEX! MY SHIP IS THE ONLY SURVIVOR OF ASTARS EXPLORATION FLEET! FINE! FINE! BUT I WAS WORRIED ABOUT THAT EARTHMAN! "WORRIED? ...ABOUT SCORCHY SMITH!" LEDA! YOU'RE SAFE! SAFE AND VERY LUCKY, LEX! MY SHIP IS THE ONLY SURVIVOR OF ASTRA'S EXPLORATION FLEET! FINE! FINE! BUT I WAS WORRIED ABOUT THAT EARTHMAN! "WORRIED? ...ABOUT SCORCHY SMITH!" SEE, BARRACUDA? I KNOCKED DIS CADET OUT, AN CLIPPED DOSE PIPES D" "SNORKHOUSE" GANG KIN DIE IN COMFORT NOW! HEY...I GOT ONE SMART IDEA! WAKE UP, YOU! D'BOSS MAN SAYS HE'S GOT YOU A JOB! WE'VE HAD SNOOPERS! HE DISAPPEARED IN THE CROWD! NOTHING IS MISSING EXCEPT THE FIRST PAGE OF MY SCRIPT! HE SITS DOWN, SIPS ON A CUP OF COFFEE, AND THINKS OF A WAY OUT... SATURDAY NIGHT'S DATE. MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office DEAD END YOU SHOULD HAVE MADE A LEFT TURN 20 MILES BACK LIKE YOUR WIFE SAID JAYALAN- "GEE, WHAT D I TELL YOU ?"