anaheim-gazette 1952-07-07

Anaheim Gazette MONDAY, JULY 7, 1952 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA I LOST MY MEMORY, DOCTOR—I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM CUT-RATE PERSONAL PROBLEM CLINIC LET US WORRY ABOUT YOUR WORRIES! THAT'S WHY I WEAR THIS MASK—THEN OTHER PEOPLE WON'T KNOW WHO I AM EITHER— WHY SHOULD OTHER PEOPLE KNOW MORE ABOUT ME THAN I DO? THAT LAUGHTER CAME FROM BEHIND THOSE BUSHES! IF IT WAS A SPOOK IT WAS WEARING REAL BOOTS! G-GOSH ALL HEMLOCK! RADIO SIGNAL O BRAIN! ASTAR PATROL ON THE WAY! ONLY LERA'S SHIP RADIED! WHERE'S THE REST OF ASTAR'S SPACE FLEET...? THERE THEY ARE! TARGET! GRIP! PLUS .125... ON THE WAY! FLEET...? THERE THEY ARE! TARGET! AND THIS IS YOUR GIRL-FISH WAVING GOOD BYE 'TIL TOMORROW! YIPPEE—SOME RELIEF! YOU ACTORS FOOLED ME COMPLETELY! HOW DID YOU GUYS MANAGE TO LOOK SO EXACTLY LIKE CROOKS? BECAUSE WE IS CROO NOT A BAD IDEA, PATSH! MAKING A TRIP TO THE BEACH TO CREATE THE MOOD FOR MY NEXT TV SCRIPT! WELL CHANGE INTO OUR SUITS AND MEET OUT ON THE SAND! A SMORT WHILE LATER HENRY! YOU WONDERFUL BOY! I HEARD THAT YOU SETTLED A MONTH-OLD ARGUMENT BETWEEN HELEN AND BILL! YES, DIANA— I SHOWED HELEN NHERE SHE WAS WRONG—and I SHOWED BILL WHERE HE WAS WRONG— NOW THEY'RE THE BEST OF FRIENDS AGAIN! SIGNE HOW UTTERLY THRILLING! I DON'T KNOW... OKAY, T. WALT, YOU CAN GO BACK IN NOW I'M SURE I GOT ALL THE HORNETS!! THERE WAS SURE A BATCH OF EM. IN THERE! YOU'RE TELLING ME! YOU COULD DARN NEAR TAKE A CENSUS OF THEM BY COUNTING THE BUMPS ON MY HEAD! T. WALT WAS IN NO CONDITION FOR ANY FURTHER CARPENTER WORK TODAY... WHEN THE HORNETS HAD STARTED BUZZING THE BUZZ OF INDUSTRY CEASED... BUT QUICKLY!! MY SHOULD OTHER PEOPLE NOW MORE ABOUT ME THAN I DO? Do Bergk! MENTAL CONFUSION ELIMINATED Carl Ryean 7-3 WE GOTTA DO MORE ADVERTISING FELLAS — NEWSPAPER ADVERTISING — WHERE IT REACHES INTELLECTUAL PEOPLE! SO, LET'S WORK SOME GOOD CORPORATION G-GOSH ALL HEMLOCK! STOP! HALT!! WHOA!!! I WOULDN'T HAVE BELIEVED IT, CUTHBERT! AN AMAZING CASE, SUSIE! STOP! RYING TO TRACK DOWN THE PIGGY BANK THIEF, OAKY FOUND A PAIR OF BOOTS WHICH ARE ACTING IN A VERY MYSTERIOUS MANNER... 7.7 Reg U.S. Pat. 68, AP Newspapers 4 AGAINST THE PULL OF LIMBA'S GRANITY, LEBA'S ASTAR SPACE SHIP VAINLY PUTS THE DEAD WEIGHT OF SCORCHY'S CAPTURED LIMBIAN DERELECT AS THE ENEMY PURSUIT DESTROHERS TANGLE WITH ASTAR'S SAUCERS... HOW DID YOU YOU MANAGE D LOOK SO ACTLY LIKE CROOKS? BECAUSE WE IS CROOKS D' ACT IS OVER, FOLKS! AN' NOW WE COME TO D' REAL STICK UP! YES, THOSE CROOKS WERE .CROOKS! THEY POSED AS ACTORS ON A TELEVISION BROADCAST— AND THEN CAME THE REAL STICK UP SMORT ILE LATER MISS DIXON MUST BE A SLOW DRESSER...SHE'S NOWHERE IN SIGHT! GEE, I CAN'T FIND DANA DIXON ANHWHERE...SOMETIMES "PRIVATE EYES" WEAR DISGUISES TO... GNE HOW BITTERLY RILLING! I DON'T KNOW... NOW THEY'RE BOTH RAVING MAD AT ME! WHERE NOULD YOU LIKE TO GO ON OUR DATE SATURDAY NIGHT, DIANA? WHAT IF JUDID I TELL GO OUT WISATURDAY MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office AT I LIKE ABOUT GOLF IS THE NEW PRO AT OUR COUNTRY CLUB! THIS NEW BIRD IN TOWN, T. WALT MENILLY, SEEMS TO HAVE A TALENT FOR GUMMING THINGS UP... THINK I'LL DROP OVER AND SEE HOW HE'S DOING WITH HIS HOUSE RENOVATING JUST FOR LAUGHS — WATCH IT PETERS, THE LAUGHS MAY NOT BE ON T. WALT.... GO, LET'S WRITE UP SOME GOOD SHARP COPY! I'll RUSH IT DOWN TO THE BUGLE IN TIME FOR THE HOME EDITIONA MESSAGE FROM THE CUT-RATE PERSONAL PROBLEM CLINIC WHY GO BLSEWHERE AND GET STUPID ADVICE YOU CAN GET IT HERE CHEAPER! STOP! ALL RIGHT, DERN YE... I'LL STOP! OOF! I GOTCHA! ASTARIANS! KEEP 'EM AWAY FROM THE'BIG BOATS! LERA! CAST OFF! SAVE YOUR OWN SHIP! SCORCHY! WE HAVEN'T LOST YET! KEEP SHooting! LIMBIANS! GET THE KEEP ON AWAY FROM THE BIG BOATS! SAVE YOUR OWN SHIP! HAVEN'T LOST YET! KEEP SHOOTING! LIMBIANS! GET THE BIG SHIPS! THIS AIN'T NO GIG — 'BARRACUDA' AN' ME IS OILIN' OUT FROM A MOIDER RAP I SEEN VER "SWORKHOUSE" TV SHOW—THEN I SOLD YOU ON TH' IDEA WE WAS TV ACTORS NOW US THREE GETS AWAY IN "SNORCAR!" SEE? YEAH, I SND US THREE! CAN'T A DIXON SIMONETIMES E HUES DISGUISES I'M OVER HERE, PATCH! WOW! WHAT A DISGUISE! WHAT!! JUST WHEN DID I TELL YOU I'D GO OUT WITH YOU SATURDAY NIGHT! YOU DIDN'T — HEM, HEM! A LITTLE BIRDIE TOLD ME. OH, HOW CU-U-JUTE! ... IT MUST HAVE BEEN A LITTLE CUCKOO!! MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office 7-7 AP Newspapers JAY ALAN TELL ME, DEAR, WHO WAS THAT NICE MAN I JUST SAID HELLO TO?