anaheim-gazette 1952-07-03

6 Anaheim Gazette THURSDAY, JULY 3, 1942 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA CUT-RATE PERSONAL PROBLEM CLINIC FEARS BANISHED WHILE-U-WAIT! I THINK IT'S HALLUCINATIONS, DOCTOR--I KEEP BEING DOUBLE -- I-- Lerl Ryan 7-3 I DON'T GET IT, CUTHBERT! DON'T GET WHAT, SIR OAKY? IF A SPOOK DID STEAL YOUR PIGGY BANK, WHAT WOULD IT DO WITH THE MONEY? I'VE GOT THAT FIGURED OUT, TOO--THE SPOOK WOULD GAMBLE WITH THE MONEY! CUTHBERT, WHAT A CRAZY IDEA! HOW COULD A SPOOK GAMBLE? SCORCHY SMITE LINBA'S GRAVITY IS PULLING US BACK, O BRAIN! THERE MIGHT BE AN ASTAR PATROL SQUADRON IN OUR AREA! LERA! SWITCH! MAG HORRORS! YOU'RE CROOKS! HOW DYOU GET IN HERE? NEVER MIND DAT! GUMME A CUPCA COFFEE OR I BLOW YER BRAINS OUT! SUGAR IN MINE! OUR ACTORS HAVE SHOWN WHAT HUMAN MUG-UGLIES CAN LOOK LIKE ADV. OF PATSY YOU'VE MURDERED YOUR LAST BEAUTIFUL MODEL, SENOR SIGMUND, WHO ELSE BUT A SCULPTOR COULD HANDLE A CHISLE SO EXPERTLY! THAT WAS A SWELL THRILLER-DILLER, MISS DIXON! YOU'RE TOPS AS A PRIVATE EYE! GEE, DAD... CAN YOU IMAGINE... MR. MONEYPASS OFFERED ME A JOB IN HIGHBANK WHEN I GRADUATE! SIGH! THAT'S NICE, DIANA... YOU HAVE PLENTY OF TIME YET---MAYBE GO ON TO COLLEGE. BUT DAD—I JUST KNOW I'D BE A GREAT SUCCESS IN THE BANKING BUSINESS! NOW JUST HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT, PET? I BETTER GET THEM PESKY HORNETS OUT OF YOUR ATTIC BEFORE YOU GO BACK THERE! --THEY MAY REMEMBER YOU!! OHHH--DO ANYTHING YOU WANT WITH 'EM ANYTHING SHORT OF DYNAMITE!!! BUT DON'T GET YOURSELF HURT!---OHHHH-- PETERS FEELS A LITTLE RESPONSIBLE FOR POOR T.WALT'S PLIGHT...AFTER ALL HE DID SELL HIM THOSE HORNETS ALONG WITH THE HOUSE— HBERT, WHAT A CRAZY! HOW COULD A SPOOK GAMBLE? THAT'S EASY, SUSIE! IT COULD TAKE A GHOST OF A CHANCE! HAR, HAR! LERA! SAVE YOUR SHIP! SWITCH OFF THE MAGNETIZORS! HEED ORDERS! BOTH SHIPS RANGE COMPUTERS COMMENCE TRACKING: ALL WEAPONS, FULL CHARGE! CUT-RATE PERSONAL PROBLEM CLINIC 3 ADVISORS NO WAITING! ALL DAY LONG HE'S COMIC BOOKS! P SHOW HIM THE TY READING YOU RECOR S-SIR OAKY! D-DID YOU HEAR 5-SOMEBODY LAUGH? Y-YEH! AND THE SOUND C FROM BEHIND THO BUSHES! TARGET IN RANGE! ALL LIMITIAN UNITS, FIRE AT WILL! SEE! THE RECOL OF ONE SHOT AND SPACE VACUUM PULLS OUR COMMANDER'S PRESSURIZED SHIP APART! ACTORS HAVE SHOWN HUMAN MUG-UGLIES OK LIKE BUT THEY'RE ANGELS CONTRASTED WITH THE SUB-SEA KIND! KEEP WATCHING WAS A THRILLERMISS DIXON! HE TOPS AS WATE EYE! THANK YOU! I HEAR YOU WRITE YOUR OWN MATERIAL TOO/IN WHAT TALENT!! AND WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT EVEN BE PRETTY! OW I'D TEAT SS NG SS! NOW JUST HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT, PET? CAUSE I'VE ALWAYS LIKED MONEY! FISH-CROOK NO 1 IS THE BARRACUDA! HE GIVES NO WARNING BEFORE ATTACKING! MOST SHARKS FEAR BUT THE "GREAT W SHARK" IS A TRUE MANEATER GLAMOR ISN'T MY LINE, PATSY! I HAPPEN TO GET A BIG BANG OUT OF WRITING AND PLAYING THE WHODUNITS! WOULD YOU MIND DO THE DIShes FOR MO? DIANA? I'VE HAD S A HARD DAY. MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office SAYS HE DOESN'T HAVE A FRIEND. WOULD BE INTERESTED IN ONE OF HIS ENEMIES?! ALL RIGHT, YOU DAD BLAMED HORNETS...IT'S FOURTH OF JULY AND YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR FIRE WORKS RIGHT NOW... HERE GOES!! IT WAS ANYTHING BUT A SAFE AND SANE FOURTH WHEN PETERS CRAWLED INTO THE ATTIC WITH HIS SQUIRT GUN IN HAND, BUILT THE POTENT MIXTURE SOON LULLED THE WILD BUZZING HORNETS INTO A LESS FESTIVE MOON ALL DAY LONG HE'S READING COMIC BOOKS! PLEASE SHOW HIM THE TYPE OF READING YOU RECOMMEND! AND THE SOUND CAME FROM BEHIND THOSE BUShes! I'VE NEVER SPOOKEN TO A SPOKE--I MEAN S-SPOKEN TO A SPOOK-- BUT IF I CAN FIND IT, I'LL SURE SPEAK TO THIS SPOOK! FAINT RADIO SIGNAL "ASTAR SPACE SHIP #3" LEBA'S SHIP!! "S.O.S. CALLING ASTAR PLANETARY PATROL!" THAT'S U.S. FULL THROTTLE! JUST THINK EVEN IN DEEP SPACE INDEPENDENCE DAY FIREWORKS! ALL UNITS REDUCE PRESSURE 25%! MOST SHARKS FEAR MAN, BUT THE "GREAT WHITE SHARK" IS A TRUE MANEATER I CALL THIS PRIZE SEA-CROOK "THE FACE" WHADDA PICKPOCKET DAT PRETTY-PUSS WOULD MAKE! MOR ISN'T LINE, PATSY! APPEN TO GET BANG OUT WRITING AND WING THE ODUNITS! WHAT'S FOR NEXT WEEK'S SHOW? I'M GOING TO WRITE SOMETHING CALLED "THE BODY ON THE BEACH!" ALL ABOUT A BAFFLING MURDER COMMITTED!!! ON A CROWDED BATHING BEACH! SOUND'S GREAT! WHEN DO WE GO TO THE BEACH FOR INSPIRATION? WOULD YOU MIND DOING THE DISHES FOR MOTHER, DIANA? I'VE HAD SUCH A HARD DAY. WILL YOU HELP ME LOOK FOR MY PIPE, DIANA? LEFT IT AROUND HERE SOMEPLACE... JEEPERS! WHAT MAKES GROWNUPS SO IMPOLITE! THEY ALWAYS ASK YOU TO DO SOMETHING WHEN YOU'RE SO BUGY! MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office JAY ALAN7-4 "YOU CAN USE THE PHONE IN A MINUTE, DAD, IF HE DOESN'T ASK ME FOR A DATE IN AN HOUR ILL HANG RIGHT UP!"