anaheim-gazette 1952-06-09

Anaheim Gazette MONDAY, JUNE 9, 1952 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA MINT IT GREAT BEIN' OUTTA THE NAVY I NO MORE SALUTIN' OFFICERS NO MORE GETTIN' PUSHED AROUND-- Carl Romer 6-7 NOW THAT YOUR CAT IS CATNAPPIN', BOOBOO, LET'S SEE YE DO A TRICK WITHOUT ITS HELP! I'LL DO A TRICK! HEL-L-LP! WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY WITH SMALL WINNINGS, SIR! THESE MEN CARRY AN OWN BLAST! HERE THEY COME! YOU SAW THE LUMBIAN SPACE RIG! WHERE'S THE SNITCH FOR THEIR MAGNETIC BOOTS? SCORCHY SMITH WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY WITH SMALL WINNINGS SIR! THESE MEN CARRY AN OWNIBLAST! HERE THEY COME! YOU SAW THE LIMBIAN SPACE RIG! WHERE'S THE SWITCH FOR THEIR MAGNETIC BOOTS? DICKIE DARE SUCH ANIMAL LIFE IN THIS GULF OF MEXICO, DAN! POROISES, PELIOANS... SURE IS FASCINATING! HEY! DO YOU SEE A QUEER OBJECT OFF THE STARBOARD BOW? IF WE WERE NOT 25 OFFSHORE, DAN, I DID WAS A GIRL SWIMMING WITH A TRICK CAR ADV. OF PATSY WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU, BUCKY? DID YOU FALL ON YOUR HEAD OR SOMETHING? OUCH! A TELEVISION SHOW RUINED! MY BITTEREST FOOTHA HA HA REDUCED TO THE MENTALITY OF A CHILD!! OH, DIANA SIGHHE ISN'T THE OCEAN SIMPLY GORGEOUS, MILTY? SIGHHE ROLL ON, THOU DARK AND DEEP BLUE OCEAN/ROLL ON! ROLL ON!! OH, MILTV, YOU WONDERFUL BOY! ISN'T THE OCEAN SIMPLY GORGEOUS, MILTY? AND PREEP BLUE OCEAN! ROLL ON! ROLL ON!! OH, MILTY YOU WONDERFUL BOY! FALL FOR A GAG?...WHY THAT GARDEN O'HIS WAS PHENOMENAL! I SEEN IT WITH MY OWN EYES!! NOW HE'S TRYIN' TO SAY IT WAS ONLY A GAG!!! WHAT'S HE TRYING TO PULL THAT BUSINESS FOR? DOGGONE THAT PETERS... SOMETIMES I JUST CAN'T FIGGER HIM OUT... -WHO'S HE TRYIN' TO KID, ANYHOW? PETERS JUST WISHES SOMETHING BIG WOULD HAPPEN TO GET FOLKS' MINDS OFF HIS SECRET SOLUTION BEFORE IT BECOMES TOO AWKWARDLY EMBARRASSING-- AND WHO KNOWS...IT MIGHT!! NO MORE BOWIN' TO BIG SHOTS... AREN'T YOU BOYS OUT JOB HUNTING TODAY? GOSH, RITA—JOBS ARE SCARCE! IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO PIND... HEL-L-P! THROUGH THE WALL! INTO TH' MOAT! GOSH ALL HEMLOCK! BAM! CRASH! SPLASH! GOOBOO BUTTERSWEET HAS HASTLY LEFT THE ROYAL CASTLE WITH HER CAT MURDOCK HAS CHANGED 'THE GOAT' BACK TO KING CORAN, AND NOW HIS MAJESTY ISSUES AN EDICT... MURDOCK, I HEREBY REINSTATE YOU AS MY ROYAL WIZARD! THANKS, YOUR MAJESTY. ON THE LEFT SHOULDER! OKAY! WE CAN'T FIGHT 'EM! SO LET'S JOIN EM!! DOGGE THE LIGHTS AND THEIR POP-GUN! WELCOME TO THE CONVENTION, BOYS! I WANT YOU TO JOIN YOUR PALS WHO CAME EARLIER! ON THE LEFT SHOULDER! OKAY! WE CAN'T FIGHT 'EM! SO LET'S JOIN 'EM!! DODGE THE LIGHTS AND THEIR POP-GUN! WELCOME TO THE CONVENTION, BOYS! I WANT YOU TO JOIN YOUR PALS WHO CAME EARLER! SCORCHY'S LUCK RUNS OUT!! JUST AS GOR, THE ASTAR SPACE VETERAN FEARED, THE EARTHMAN'S DARING LEAVES THE TWO FACING SIX DESPERATE JACKAL-Faced LIMBIAN'S CARRYING AN OMNIBLAST! IF WE WERE 25 MILES OFFSHORE, DAN, I DRAY IT WAS A GIRL SWIMMING, WITH A TRICK OAP HEY...IT'S DIVING!... DICKIE, FOR A PORPOISE, THAT'S ONE MIGHTY HANDSOME SPECIMEN! DICKIE, HIS BROKEN ANKLE, AND HIS OLD FRIENDS DAN AND WAGS ARE CRUISED IN THE GULF OF MEXICO GRACEFUL DIVE, THAT PORPOISE MADE, DAN! MY BITTEREST FOE HA HA REDUCED TO THE MENTALITY OF A CHILD! PROF ELECTRO WILL RETURN TO TELEVISION!! I WILL WAIT BY THE PHONE UNTIL THE CALL COMES! HA HA...AND ANOTHER CHILD GENIUS BITES THE DUST...IT'S BACK TO TELEVISION STARDOM FOR ME! OH, MILTY YOU WONDERFUL BOY! IT'S DOING IT! GEE-E...BECAUSE OF MY HIGH GRADES I WAG PICKED AS THE SMARTEST GIRL IN MY WHOLE SCHOOL. OH, MILTY, YOU WONDERFUL BOY! IT'S DOING IT! GEE-S...BECAUSE OF MY HIGH GRADES I WAS PICKED AS THE SMARTEST GIRL IN MY WHOLE SCHOOL. WHAT A FEE MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Offer 6-7 SAY ALANTHERE'S ONLY ONE THING WRONG WITH THIS PLACE, AFTER I EAT HERE I LOSE MY APPETITE!! PETERS! PETERS! OH, OH...HERE COOMBODY ELSE TO KNOW WHEN I'M ON THAT MIRACLE GARDEN ON THE MARKET! I GUJUST AS WELL FACE THE NOW AND TELL 'EM IT ANY GOOD PETERS BRACED HIMSELF, READY TO REVEAL TO THE WORLD THAT HIS MUCH LOOKED-FOR GARDEN ELIXIR IS A COMPLETE DUD--A TOTAL FLOP!! GOSH, RITA— SAS ARE SOARCE! ITS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO PIND... ANYBODY WANT THE MORNINGPAPER! CRITICAL LABOR SHORTAGE HERE! Curt Ryman 6-9 FUNNY-I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR SOME PAPER TO TAKE THE CHILL OFF IN HERE--- RDOCK, EREBY WE YOU OYAL WIZARD! THANKS, YOUR MAJESTY. I HOPE YOU DID A GOOD JOB ON ME! I DID AS GOOD A JOB AS I COULD, YOUR MAJESTY. YOU MEAN I STILL LOOK A LITTLE LIKE A OLD GOAT? YE DON'T LOOK ANY MORE LIKE AN OL' GOAT THAN YE EVER DID! MURDOCK! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE THAT?? AHEM--YOUR MAJESTY, A COURIER HAS COME WITH THE DIREST OF DIRE NEWS! WELCOME TO THE CONVENTION, BOYS! I WANT YOU TO JOIN YOUR PALS WHO CAME EARLIER! YOU SWITCHED OFF MY MAGNETIC BOOTS!! AN ASTARIAN SPACE SUIT!!! WHEEKED YOU GET THAT??! OOGH!! AN ASTAR Pirate!! QUICK! THE OMNIBLAST!! WELCOME TO THE CONVENTION, BOYS! WANT YOU TO JOIN YOUR PILS WHO CAME EARLER! YOU SWITCHED OFF MY MAGNETIC BOOTS!! AN ASTARIAN SPACE SUIT!! WHERED YOU GET TH...? OOGH!!! AN ASTAR PIRATE!! QUICK! THE OMNIBLAST!! DARN FUNNY... LOOKED MORE LIKE A GIRL TO ME THAT'S CRAZY! HOW COULD SHE GET WAY OUT HERE? YOU TELL ME, DICKIE! I'LL GET MY BINOCULARS, NEY... IT IS A GIRL—THIS TIME SHE SANK! HEAD OVER THERE, KID, BUT FAST! HA HA... AND ANOTHER CHILD GENUS BITES THE DUST... IT'S BACK TO TELEVISION STARDOM FOR ME! AT THE TV STUDIO YOU HAVEN'T GOT A FEVER, BUCKY AND YOUR PULSE SEEMS OKAY... BUT... HERE'S THE CHAP DOCTOR! BIGHE WHAT A GRA-A-AND FEELING! LET ME HAVE A CHOCOLATE CONE, PLEASE. SURE! GOSH—SHE F'GOT HER CHANGE, WHAT A DUMB GIRL! BECAUSE RADES AG ST GIRL SCHOOL. SIGHE WHAT A GRA-A-AND FEELING! LET ME HAVE A CHOCOLATE CONE PLEASE. GOSH—SHE F'GOT HER CHANGE. WHAT A DUMB GIRL! OH, OH...HERE COMES SOMEBODY ELSE WANTIN' TO KNOW WHEN I'M GONNA PLUT THAT MIRACLE GARDEN GROWER IN THE MARKET! I GUESS I MIGHT JUST AS WELL FACE THE MUSIC NOW AND TELL 'EM IT AIN'T ANY GOOD!! POS NO BILLS FOR COMPLETE #ORRIS 6-9 AF Newspapers MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office JAY ALAN "I'm NOT WORRIED ABOUT MONEY, THAT'S THE TROUBLE, IM WORRIED ABOUT NOT WORRYING ABOUT IT!"