anaheim-gazette 1952-05-19

Anaheim Gazette MONDAY, MAY 19, 1952 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA I'D LIKE TO START A CHECKIN! ACCOUNT— YOUR IDENTIFICATION SIR? IDENTIFICATION!!! YES—WE INSIST ON BEING CERTAIN YOU ARE WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE! OKAY—HERE'S MY NAVY PAPERS, DRIVER'S LICENSE, BIRTH CERTIFICATE— DID YOU SEE A MOUSE, YOUR MAJESTY? YEH! IMAGINE! A RODENT IN THE ROYAL THRONE ROOM! WHAT A WAY TO RUN A KINGDOM! TABBY NEEDS A SAUCER OF MILK! YOUR MAJESTY, THAT MOUSE PRINCESS POMONA! THIS IS THE END! GETTING MY WIRE CROSSED WITH THEIR PARTY LINE!! WHY DIDN'T I CARRY MY BOY SCOUT KNIFE!! YOUR TOOLS! AT LEAST, KILL HIM! THROW YOUR TOOLS! SCORCHY SMITH THIS IS THE END! GETTING MY WIRE CROSSED WITH THEIR PARTY LINE!! WHY DON'T I CARRY MY BOY SCOUT KNIFE!? YOUR TOOLS! AT LEAST, KILL HUM! THROW YOUR TOOLS! WITH THE INTERCOM KNOCKED OUT, THE BY PRESSING THEIR HELMETS TO GET DICKIE DARE ISN'T IT SWELL TO BE ASHORE AGAIN, DARE? YOU BET IT IS, DOULIN! TRUTH IS, I WAS SCARED STIFF ABOARD THAT SINKING SHIP! BOY! HOW I WISHED I COULD STAMP ON GOOD OL' TERRA FIRMA WHERE A GUY STAYS... ADV. OF PATSY OHO...A FRIENDLY KITTY OR TO BE EXACT, A SPECIE OF FELIS TRISTIS!! YOW! HE SHOCKS! A MOST REMARK FELINE!! DON'T G AWAH HERE KITTY KITTY OH, DIANA HURRAY!! LOOKS LIKE YOUR BOY FRIEND WALKING UP THE STREET NOW! WHOA... OH DIANA MYRA, LOOK...IT'S A LETTER FROM THE SEED COMPANY I BOUGHT THE SEEDS FROM OFFERING ME $500 TO ENDPORSE THEIR SEEDS...AND $250 FROM A GARDEN TOOL OUTFIT IF I'LL USE ONE OF THEIR HOES! NOW ISN'T THAT SILLY, PETERS, WHEN IT WAS PROBABLY JUST THAT $TUFF LITTLE DONNY WESTON PUT ON IT THAT MADE YOUR GARDEN GROW!!! OOH DEAR... I PROMISED HIM IWOULDN'T TELL YOU— WHAT'S THAT? PETERS STOPPED SHORT... WHAT'S THAT ABOUT SOMEBODY PUTTING SOMETHING ON HIS MIRACLE GARDEN? By Nardolomeo 5-17 WORRIE JAY ALAN— 5-17 I CAN YOU BEAT THAT? THE WENT OUT OF STY HERE'S MY NAVY ERS, DRIVER'S NSE, BIRTH TIFICATE NOW WHO ARE YOU?!! LEMME SEE YA PROVE YOU'RE WHO THE SIGN SAYS! MAJESTY, THAT MOUSE WAS CESS NA! IT WAS?! NO WONDER I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE HER! OAKY HAS JUST MADE AN AMAZING STATEMENT TO KING CORNY... HEY! DID I HEAR YOU RIGHT? I SAID BOOBOO BITTERSWEET, YOUR NEW ROYAL WIZARD, CHANGED PRINCESS POMONA INTO THE MOUSE YOU SAW! POMONA W NEVER FOR BOOBOO FO THAT! UNMITTINGLY THE TAIL SHIP OF LIMBA'S SPACE FLEET TOWS' THE ASTAR CRAFT WHILE SCORCHY AND TWO LIMBIANS FIGHT AGAINST FOULED LINES AND EACH OTHER TOOLS! ST, KILL THROW TOOLS! INTERCOM BROKEN OUT, THEY TALK SING THEIR HELMETS TO SEEZER ER. UNWITTINGLY THE TAIL SHIP OF LIMBA'S SPACE FLEET TOWS THE ASTAR CRAFT WHILE SCORCHY AND TWO LIMBIANS FIGHT AGAINST FOULLED LINES AND EACH OTHER FOR SURVIVAL WHERE A GUY STAYS... UPRIGHT... NOT ALL HAZARDS ARE AT SEA! DICKIE SURVIVED GREAT DANGER ON A SINKING SHIP— THEN REPORTED TO THE FLORIDA BRANCH OF HIS NAVAL ACADEMY. OUT FOR A WALK, HE SKIDDED ON A BANANA PEEL... A MOST REMARKABLE FELINE!! DON'T GO HERE KITTY KITTH KITTY! PERFECT, MILO! THIS IS PHENOMENAL! AN ELECTRONIC FELINE! MY MISTAKE... LOOKED JUST LIKE YOUR BOY FRIEND... HE SHOULD BE HERE ANY MINUTE THOUGH... AND WEEPERS, DIANA, IS SHE EVER STUNNING! PLEASE, SHARON DON'T SAY A GING WORD MORE ABOLISHE IS ACTUAL THE LUCKIEST G MODEST MAIDENS Trademark's Registered U.S. Patent Office YOU BEAT THAT? THE SUIT I BOUGHT YESTERDAY WENT OUT OF STYLE TODAY // SAY, WAIT A MINUTE... WHAT DO YOU MEAN DONNY WESTON PUT SOMETHING ON MY GARDEN?... WHAT WAS HE DOIN' POOLIN' AROUND WITH MY VEGETABLES? OH, PETERS...HE ASKED IF HE COULD...I SAID I GU IT WOULD BE ALL RIGHT. HE MADE ME PROMISE N TO TELL YOU//...NOW DO YOU GO GETTING AFTER THE BOY!! COME ON, MYRA...COME CLEAN...WHAT DO YOU KNOW THAT MAY BE THE KEY TO THE FABULOUS GROWTH OF PETERS' GARDEN? SPILL IT, MYRA!! GOSH, THANKS! LAUNDRYMAN? WHY, THAT WAS THE SALVATION ARMY! SALVATION ARMY CLOTHING ISSUED HERE BOOBOO SWEET, W ROYAL CHANGED POMONA INTO THE MOUSE YOU SAW! POMONA WILL NEVER FORGIVE BOOBOO FOR THAT! AND SHE'LL NEVER FORGIVE ME EITHER, YOUR MAJESTY! WHAT DID YOU DO, OAKY? I ASKED BOOBOO TO DO IT! OOGH! THAT WAS A MEAN PITCH! OKAY! PLAY BALL! OOSH! THAT WAS A MEAN PITCH! OKAY! PLAY BALL! WATCH IT, DARE, THAT FIRE PLUG... GOOH, PA! ARE YOU HURT? GUESS NOT... (OUCH) TOUGH PAIN - GIVE ME A HAND UP, DOULIN HEY... HE'S FAINTED! 5-19 coulon Waugh THIS IS ENOMENAL! ON ELECTRONIC FELINE! DOES HE OPERATE ON AC OR DC? HMMM VERY INTERESTING! HERE, KITTCH KITTCH! PLEASE, SHARON—DON'T SAY A GINGLE WORD MORE ABOUT HER. SHE IS ACTUALLY THE LUCKIEST GIRL! JEEPERS—WOULD I LIKE TO BE IN HER SHOES— COAT, HAT, DRESS, CAR, STC-STC-STC- PLEASE, SHARON—DON'T SAY A GINGLE WORD MORE ABOUT HER. SHE IS ACTUALLY THE LUCKIEST GIRL! JEEPERS —WOULD I LIKE TO BE IN HER SHOES— COAT, HAT, DRESS, CAR, ETC-ETC-ETC-- PETERS...HE ASKED ME HE COULD...I SAID I GUESSED WOULD BE ALL RIGHT! MADE ME PROMISE NOT TELL YOU!!...NOW DON'T YOU GO GETTING AFTER THE BOY!! MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office 5-19 JAY ALANSHE HAS HER NOSE GO HIGH IN THE AIR THEY HAVE TO GIVE HER OXYGEN FROM TIME TO TIME!