anaheim-gazette 1952-04-08

Anaheim Gazette TUESDAY, APRIL 4, 1938 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA GOSH AUNT RITA - I MISS UNCLE OSCAR AND UNCLE ALFRED! SO DO I, ROBY... BUT OUR NAVY NEEDS THEM TO HELP GUARD THE FRONTIERS OF DEMOCRACY! LADY GERTIE! LOOK WHAT YOU DID! OH, SIR OAKYHELLO! IF YOU KILLED HIM... HE ISN'T DEAD, YOU SALLY BOY!! MY WARPOON WENT BE HIS ARM AND HIS BODY SCORCHY! WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH OUR FUEL SHORTAGE? WE CAN'T MAKE THE 20,000,000 MILES TO GET AN FUEL FOR 5,000,000 SO, HOW FAR IS LUNA FROM ASTER? 4,000,000 MILES EARTHMAN! OH! IS THAT ALL?! SCORCH! WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH OUR FUEL SHORTAGE? WE CAN'T MAKE THE 25,000,000 MILES TO ASTER AN FUEL FOR 6,000,000 SQ. HOW FAR IS LUNE FROM ASTER? 4,000,000 MILES EARTHMAN! OH! IS THAT ALL?! THE SEAS ARE TOO HEAVY FOR OUR SMALL LAUNCH, CAPTAIN ROCKE! MY BOATS HAVE BEEN DISABLED! BRING YOUR VESSEL UNDER MY LEE AND I'LL HAVE MY PEOPLE JUMP ONE BY ONE THE TWO SHIPS ARE TALKING BY RADIOPHONE ASPASIA IS THE TYPE OF FREIGHTER WHICH CARRIES A FEW PASSENGERS... AND, IN ONE CABIN... YEP! YOUR LATEST GUEST STAR SHOULD BUT IN AN APPEARANCE MOST AMOUNT MINUTE NOW! OBJECT! THIS STUFF IS ALL RIGHT FOR BROWNIES BUT... SOME OLD GRANBEARD SCIENTIST WON'T APPEAL TO KIDS!! DRANGER ELECTRIC MAGNETIC SUPER CHARGER UNCLE ELMER! OH...THAT'S LOVELY NEWS FOR A BONE DRY GAS TANK UNCLE ELMER HI, THERE! ARE YOU THE MAN WHO SAVED OUR NECKS DIRECTING US TO THIS EMERGENCY LANDING FIELD? WE JUST DID GLIDE IN OVER THE FENCE!! THAT WAS CUR I KEPT MY FINGERS CROSSED SO DANGOSE HARD FOR YA!! SURE GLAD I COULD HELP!!! BUT YOU'RE STILL IN AN AWKWARD SPOT, THERE AIN'T ANY AVIATION GAS FOR MILES AROUND!! JAY ALAN- WHAT I REALLY WANT New-Swoon-Boy Looms on Grit Horizon; Marlon Brando's IT! BY ROB THOMAS HOLLYWOOD UP—"Looks like the Marlon Brando holocaust has struck feminine America." That's the comment I received this week from Tom Wood of the Twin City Sentinel, Winston-Salem, N.C. He reports that all the girls down there are gaga over Brando and "the big attraction seems to be the beast in him." Wood says he asked a girl, "would you like a guy to beat you up like that?" she almost swooned, "with a goofy smile at my question." He adds: "What the hell good is civilization if they all faint over cayman tectics?" That’s a good question, Tom. It is one that a friend of mine pondered. We’ll call him Ambrose Bomeisler. Ambrose is happily married to a sweet little girl named Agnes. At least they were happily married until Marlon Brando came along. Agnes first was infatuated with Brando in "The Men." She went raving mad for him when he played Stanley Kowalski in "A Streetcar Names Desire." Her joy was complete with "Viva Zapata" (which my colleague Jim Bacon feels should be called "Stanley Kowalski in Mexico.") All she could talk about was Brando, and she sneered at Ambrose's timid advances. Ambrose was alarmed. His happy home was in jocapardy. He devised a plan. Ambrose went to see the three Brando pictures. He saw them again and again. He practiced his plan. "Come to dinner," Agnes called in booth evening. When Ambrose canble, she stared at wearing a sweaty pearce and a shredded alouched with hair can in his hand. "You can't come like that!" Agnes soiled "Weosez lcn comdhe snarled, scratchin' "Speak up! I can a word you're saying "You hear me! I icn comda table likied, scratching his ba "Ambrose, what h you? Have you gong "Crazy! Who you o he snapped, scratchi husband. Right now He grabbed her fierc ed a kiss on her lips "Ambrose, let me coll is getting cold!" "Broccoli! I'll show tink a broccoli!" He dish and threw it, by out the window. Th closed at the time. Agnes grabbed the water and poured brose's head. "That enough," she said, agreed. The incident mana Brando's hold on Agnes Ambrose has other tr has discovered John COMMAND DECK CALLING! CHANGE COURSE: 50° BIGHT! SPEED: OPTIMUM FOR FUEL CONSUMPTION! OH! IS THAT ALL?!! WELL, DELL, WE WENT ON THIS TRIP FOR THE ADVENTURE!!! AND IVE NEEDED A WAVE IN MY HAIR, JAC, FOR QUITE SOME TIME! HEY!! GET AWAY FROM THAT APPARATUS BEFORE YOU SET OFF A CHAIN REACTION OR SOMETHING! DIANA'S UP! SLICE OF HAM PRE-FLIGHT SCHOOL "BUCKLEY'S MAKING HIS FIRST SOLO" TODAY'S CROSS-WORD PU UNCLE ELMER! DIANA'S UP! TODAY'S CROSS-WORD PUZZLE HORIZONTAL 1 Fuse 4 Moitan lava 6 Fragrance 11 Enzyme that coagulates milk 13 Black lemur 15 Article 16 Hawaiian farewell 18 Bound 19 Display holes 21 To revise 22 Fictional kingdom 22 French marching song 26 Shade tree 29 Rancid 31 Allowance for waste 33 Tape 34 Conjunction 35 Tangled mass 38 Affirmative 39 Collequial: mother 40 Syllable of scale 41 Estera university 43 Two-tone sloth 45 Music: high 47 Quick retort 50 Land measure VERTICAL 1 Urchin 2 To refuse 3 Upon 4 To violate 5 Positive terminal 6 Eratic Sun and 7 Preris: sight Indian corn High card Yesterday's Puzzle Solved: NASS LORE EROD OOGS KRUS ABU ALAB MAE S WET TEREDO BUSI BUNS G ZERK ALIE NATED ODA OIN DIS BER END PERDULASE STDRE TOLOU OASB REPOSE BLISTERS DEA OIL ERIE BEAT APE RAAD ERRS Looms on Girls' Brando's IT! his plan. "Come to dinner, Ambrose," Agnes called in bored tones one evening. When Ambrose came to the table, she stared at him. He was wearing a sweaty pair of dungarees and a shredded T-shirt. He alouched with hair awry, a beer can in his hand. "You can't come to the table like that!" Agnes scolded. "Woosez icn comda table likis?" he snarled, scratching his stomach. "Speak up! I can't understand a word you're saying." "You hear me! I said, "Woosez icn comda table likis?" he growled, scratching his bare foot. "Ambrose, what has come over you? Have you gone crazy?" "Crazy! Who you calling crazy?" he snapped, scratching. "I'm your husband. Right now I wanna kiss." He grabbed her fiercely and planted a kiss on her lips. "Ambrose, let me go? The broccoli is getting cold!" "Broccoli! I'll show you what I tink a broccoli!" He picked up the dish and threw it, broccoli and all, out the window. The window was closed at the time. Agnes grabbed the pitcher of ice water and poured it over Ambrose's head. "That's just about enough," she said, and Ambrose agreed. The incident managed to break Brando's hold on Agnes. But now Ambrose has other troubles. Agnes has discovered Johnny Ray. AGMES grabbed the pitcher of ice water and poured it over Ambrose's head. "That's just about enough," she said, and Ambrose agreed. The incident managed to break Brando's hold on Agnes. But now Ambrose has other troubles. Agnes has discovered Johnny Ray. She plays Johnny Ray records on the phonograph all day. She just sits there and cries. KLA (8) - Newwest KECA (7) - Stu Erwin KHJ (9) - News KTLA (11) - Melody Rancho Orchid KLAC (12) - The Southerner 1:15 KTLA (5) - Roying Camera KHJ (9) - Sports 1:30 KNKT (2) - C.B.S. Workshop KNBH (4) - Dinah Shore KTLA (5) - "Gangs of the City" Copyright, 1882 by Upsisal Radio & TV Features Send.-Tom E. Danson. KLAC . . . 570 KIEV . . . 870 KNX . . . 1070 KFAC . . . 1330 KFI . . . 640 KHJ . . . 520 KXLA . . . 1110 KGER . . . 1390 KMPC . . . 710 KFWB . . . 980 KFOX . . . '299 KOWL . . . 1580 KECA . . . 790 KFVD . . . 1020 KWKW . . . 1300 KMPO . . . 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