anaheim-gazette 1952-04-04

Anaheim Gazette FRIDAY, APRIL 4, 1858 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA Published afternoons, Monday through Friday, at 259 East Center, Anaheim, California. Phone Anaheim 2206. Entered as second-class matter at the Anaheim, California, Postoffice on June 5, 1869, under the Act of March 3, 1879. The Gazette is a member of the Associated Press, the National Editorial Association, and California Newspaper Publishers Association. All rights hereto are reserved. SUBSCRIPTIONS: $60 per month by carrier or $6 per year by carrier or mail. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS—The Associated Press is entitled exclusively to the use for republication of all the local news printed in this newspaper as well as all A.P. news dispatches. THEODORE B. KUCHEL MAX BEESLER LEONARD KREIDT NEIL STANLEY G. E. MELLEN RALPH ROULAND DON YOUNG How's O.E...? There have been times in America when bankers in the community were regarded as ogres in starched collars, Simon Legrees of finance. During periods of depression farmers sometimes used to keep a pitchfork sharpened, just in case the banker showed up. But bankers—as do baseball umpires—yearn to be liked. And, many of them succeed. Over at Anaheim's branch of the Bank of America, the question most asked these days of the folks who work at the bank isn't about money— The question most asked is: "How's O.E." O. E., of course, being O. E. Hanson, manager of the bank who was seriously injured by a hit-run driver last month. a group of bankers with lots of friends. There's not a stuffed shirt among the lot of them, and we'll bet not a one of them owns a high stiff collar. ANAHEIM MAY have two branches of large banks—but, from their performances, they are as home-town as any independent bank could ever hope to be. Actually, you lose sight of the branch-bank angle when the personnel of the banks are real homeowners, who are interested in the progress and welfare of the city in which they live, rear their families and work. Anyway, we are sorry Mr. Hanson was injured. But, we are happy to report that if you ask his colleagues at the bank about his condition you will receive the time when politics, like spring, the nation's capital, is busting all over. Not for 20 years there been such a preening presidential coat feathers, such parade of hopefuls toward Democratic altar. Competition is the spice of tactics as well as of American and this is the healthiest that has happened to the Democratic party in two decades. Help the American public win the parade, here is a thumbnail review of the Easter political radars—in order of age: VICE PRESIDENT ALBERT BARKLEY—age 74. Kindly, tute, popular. Alben once he an Egyptian fortune teller at pyramids outside Cairo tell him would live to be 103. Bark gave the fortune teller $5 each and has believed the prediction ever since. In spirit, Barkley still a young man. SPEAKER SAM RAYBURN Texas—age 70. Called "Mr. Docrat," he pioneered some of earliest New Deal legislation: Holding Company act, the Security and Exchange commission; REA, which brought electricity farms. Sam is revered andpected on Capitol Hill, but he and Barkley automatically get the Republicans their best amment for nominating General M Arthur, aged 72. SENATOR PAUL DOUGLAS Illinois—age 60. Over at Anaheim's branch of the Bank of America, the question most asked these days of the folks who work at the bank isn't about money— The question most asked is: "How's O.E.T?" O. E., of course, being O. E. Hanson, manager of the bank who was seriously injured by a hit-run driver last month. It is sort of a tough way to prove the point, but Anaheim has actually, you lose sight of the branch-bank angle when the personnel of the banks are real home-towners, who are interested in the progress and welfare of the city in which they live, rear their families and work. Anyway, we are sorry Mr. Hanson was injured. But, we are happy to report that if you ask his colleagues at the bank about his condition you will receive the reply: "He's getting along just fine." Semantics antics... The Declaration of Independence contains 300 words. Lincoln's Gettysburg address contains 266 words. On the other hand, the Office of Price Stabilization's order to reduce the price of cabbages contains 26,911 words. Would you like to know why all those words are necessary? Well, in a recent Washington speech, an official of the National Production Authority announced: "We are peaking our program philosophically but it is naive to assume the allotment program is an equity program unless the allotments are so abysmally low that they permit the agency to relax and allow market determination as a percentage of base period, sidetracking military return with adjustments." “This is based on use levels proportionately and is in the market test sense. We now have a quantitative framework with marginal qualitative allocations to formalize the procedure for further refining and implementing of our objectives.” Does that explain everything? OBLONG VIEWS FROM AN EGG-SHAPED HEAD BY WALDO HUNTER MOST PEOPLE, it is supposed, if given a choice of the personalities they would like most to meet, would choose glamorous figures such as movie stars, great athletes, five-star generals, presidents, kings, prime ministers or ambassadors. Not for me. I crave immediate acquaintance with several figures of lesser stature but characters who nonetheless still wield great influence over the affairs of men. Hear me out as I list them. I would like most urgently to meet the anonymous plumber who originally installed the bathroom fixtures in our house. There is a little matter of the shower which I would discuss with him out on the back of the lot when the moon is behind a cloud and when I hold the wrench. If the shower just went; drip-drip-drip all through the night, one might be able to stand it. nent among the worst offenders is the nitwit working in the binding department of the magazines who puts little globs of glue at the top of the pages so that two or three of them stick together. You know what I mean. You are reading a love story. The theme runs something like this: “...but Steve,” she gasped, crushed in the embrace of his arms, “I must tell you something.” (Continued on Page 84) SENATOR PAUL DOUGLAS Illinois—age 60. Despite repeated protests that he is not a candidate, Douglas has a tremendous popular following, ranks third after Kefauver and Truman—the current Merry-Go-Round president. Douglas enlisted in Marines at the age of 50, cared out badly wounded, has great political as well as physical courage, and, like Kefauver, has built such popularity that he has curred acute White House pleasure. SENATOR ROBERT KERRY Oklahoma—age 55. A big oil man, Kerr traded all sorts of votes on vital issues in order to pass his Kerr natural gas permitting an increase in the price of gas. Though a delightful personality and good campaigner, inspection of his lobbying record during an election campaign would result in certain defeat. SENATOR RICHARD RUSSELL of Georgia—age 54. Able and highly respected, he has been the leader of the Republican-Democratic coalition which has successfully fought Truman on Chick-fil-A Rights and his name would automatically alienate the big bloc of Negro voters which can swirl elections in New York, Chicago and other northern cities. GOVERNOR ADLAI STEVE SON OF Illinois—age 52. The choice of President Truman, he been an A-1 governor, knows the government from having served the State and Navy department grandson of vice president of the United States, able and courteous. Handicaps are a divorce which, though not of his choosing, would make him the first Holding Company act, the Security and Exchange commission; REA, which brought electricity farms. Sam is revered and ppected on Capitol Hill, but he and Barkley automatically pitted Republicans their best attempt for nominating General Arthur, aged 72. meet the anonymous plumber who originally installed the bathroom fixtures in our house. There is a little matter of the shower which I would discuss with him out on the back of the lot when the moon is behind a cloud and when I hold the wrench. If the shower just went: drip-drip-drip all through the night, one might be able to stand it. But it is entirely another thing when it goes: drip-drip (pause) drip-drip-drip. This man did his work well. When I tamper with that shower the original rhythm is broken up, all right. Now it goes: drip-drip-drip (pause) drip-drip-drip (pause) DRIP. THERE IS ANOTHER nameless person with whom I would appreciate instantaneous and violent contact. He is the fiend at the lima bean packing house who tosses that little piece of lime-stone into every other package of beans (the package which we invariably buy). This is cleverly done. How can they make those stones look SO much like lima beans? Does the dentist lobby have anything to do with this? And speaking of beans, which we all eat a lot during these times of high food prices, what about the thieving dastard standing at the assembly line in the canning factory who plucks that niggardly amidgin of pork out of those cans which are laughingly labeled "Pork and Beans?" Of course, if the poor fellow craves meat that badly, he is entirely welcome. BUT THERE are others. Emi- ING department of the magazines who puts little globs of glue at the top of the pages so that two or three of them stick together. You know what I mean. You are reading a love story. The theme runs something like this: "... but Steve," she gasped, crushed in the embrace of his arms, "I must tell you something." (Continued on Page 84) You feverishly turn three pages which are stuck together, and read: "However, the United States Coast and Geodetic Survey is adequately equipped to handle this sort of thing." AND ANOTHER peculiar citizen who should be examined is the printer for the local paper who likes to mess up a perfectly rational news story with a line like this: ETAOIN SHRDLU CMFWYP ET On second thought, anyone who would do a thing like that should not be examined. He should be impounded. People get tired of everything—even a perfectly modulated and correctly-accented female voice announcing some highbrow program. There isn't anything nicer than taking off a pair of tight shoes, unless it's inheriting a million dollars unexpectedly. After a certain age you seem to spend more time at the dentist's than you do at the barber's. An understanding friend is even better than an admiring friend, GOVERNOR ADLAI STEVENSON of Illinois—age 52. The choice of President Truman, he been an A-1 governor, knows the government from having served the State and Navy department grandson of vice president of the United States, able and courageous. Handicaps are a divorce which, though not of his choosing, would make him the first vicevorced man to serve in the White House; he also testified for Algiers Hiss. SENATOR ESTES KEFALVER of Tennessee—age 48. Proven vote getter. His performance against the well-organized Truman machine in New Hamshire was nothing short of a political miracle. However, since it's always customary to throw stones at the man in the lead, Kefauver is getting his share—especially from jealous colleague Actually Kefauver has shown more courage on civil rights than any other southern senator, pleaded on public housing, voted against the poll tax, has campaigned diligently for a united Europe and saw the importance of a corruption cleanup two years ahead of anyone else. The people like him but the politicians don't. SENATOR BRIEN McMAHON of Connecticut—age 48. Has done more constructive work for peace and foreign affairs than any other senator, had the vision to see the importance of atomic energy and establish the Atomic Energy committee. Having served in the Justice department, he knows Washington as few others do. Unfortunately, religious prejudice has been stirred up over the Vatican issue, McMahon, a Catholic PUSH-BUTTON WARFARE WASHINGTON — This is the when politics, like spring in nation's capital, is bustin' out over. Not for 20 years has been such a preening of essential coat feathers, such a de of hopefuls toward theocratic altar. Competition is the spice of politics well as of American life. This is the healthiest thing has happened to the Demo-party in two decades. To the American public watch parade, here is a thumbnail of the Easter political pa—in order of age: THE PRESIDENT ALBEN BLEY—age 74. Kindly, as-popular, Alben once heard Egyptian fortune teller at the kids outside Cairo tell him he live to be 103. Barkley the fortune teller $5 extra was believed the prediction since. In spirit, Barkley is young man. MAKER SAM RAYBURN of age 70. Called "Mr. Dem- he pioneered some of the New Deal legislation: the Company act, the Secur- Exchange commission; the which brought electricity to Sam is revered and res- on Capitol Hill, but both Barkley automatically give publicans their best argu- or nominating General Mac- aged 72. ATOR PAUL DOUGLAS of TV-RADIOLOGIC Jack Benny Rated as Radio’s No. 1 Salesman By TOM E. DANSON HOLLYWOOD — According to men who know radio best, Jack Benny ranks as the medium’s No. 1 salesman. At least that was the consensus of a group of advertising agency and network executives this columnist had dinner with one evening last week. Since Benny first went on the air in 1932 he has sold cars, soft drinks, desserts, breakfast foods and cigarettes. Yet when friends first tried to talk Jack into doing radio, he was reluctant. Frankly, Benny is a worrier. He was worried and nervous when he made his first radio appearance as a guest on a New York program early in 1932. His opening line has since become classic. He said: “Hello folks! This is Jack Benny. There will now be a slight pause for everyone to say ‘Who cares?’” Lots of people did care, for he brought a new type of comedy to radio, playing a Mr. Average Man, with all the human weaknesses. He’s timid, a hypochondriac, stingy, and middle-age trying to be young. He’s the butt of every joke, and the laughs are always on him. And he made real characters out of the other people in the show. They’re not just props to bolster up his jokes, but distinct personalities that audiences have learned to know and love. One of the most amazing things about the man is his stage, the Bronx cheers began. By the time he reached center stage they were deafening. And instead of going into his act, Benny kept on walking. When he reached the other wing, he turned to face the now silent audience. “Goodbye folks,” he said, and strolled off the sage and out of the theater. DOWN TV-RADIO ROW . . . Charles Laughton’s successful one-man lecture tours may net him a TV show of his own . . . NBC-TV is talking a radio-TV deal with Frank Sinatra with indications the network is interested in spotting him on its “All-Star Revue” . . . June Havoc is slated for CBS-TV in either a situation comedy format or a panel show, and the NBC-CBS scramble for TV talent continues merrily on. TELE-TIPS . . . West Coast television audiences are at last being given consideration on the time showing of “It’s News to Me” with John Daly. It will now be Tviewed at 6:30 over KNXT (2) starting tonight . . Consolidate Engineering Corp. will present it’s “Success Story” tonight at 7, which is a new time over KTTV (11) . . Wild Red Berry caps off the wrestling evening when he tangles with the Champ over KLAC (13) starting at 8:30. Stu Erwin NEW YORK (UP) — A revolution in America matter of spring house. It is a man-sized More and more the life is taking a standby roo new broomholder—the master of the house clean. 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"New York (UP) — A revolution in America matter of spring house. It isa man-sized More than more like chickens or ducks; “oh y when?” so let them eat it did; on after he start takes terrest inthe house." "New York (UP) — A revolution in America matter of spring house. It isa man-sized More than MERNOR ADLAI STEVEN-NILLIOS—age 52. The top of President Trumpan, has A-1 governor, knows the moment from having served in state and Navy departments, son of vice president of the States, able and courate Handicaps are a divorce though not of his choosyuld make him the first diaman to serve in the White House also testified for Alger STOR ESTES KEFAU-Fennessee—age 48. A vote getter. His perform against the well-organized machine in New Hampshire nothing short of a pomniracle. However, since says customary to throw at the man in the lead, Keis getting his share—es-from jealous colleagues. Kefauver has shown courage on civil rights than southern senator, ploon public housing, voted the poll tax, has campaignently for a united Europe, is the importance of a correcleanup two years ahead one else. The people like the politicians don't. STOR BRIEN McMAHONecticut—age 48. Has done instructive work for peace sign affairs than any other had the vision to see the cause of atomic energy and in the Atomic Energy com-Having served in the Jusartment, he knows Wash-hes few others do. Unfor-, religious prejudice have stirred up over the Vaticane, McMahon, a Catholic, He's timid, a hypochondriac, stingy, and middle-age trying to be young. He's butt of every joke, and the laughs are always on him. And he made real characters out of the other people in the show. They're not just props to bolster up his jokes, but distinct personalities that audiences have learned to know and love. One of the most amazing things about the man is his tremendous poise. He may be nervous, worried about his show or his audience. But, once the show starts no one would ever know it. He had this quality even when he was an unknown in show business. Take the time he was booked into the Academy of Music Theater in New York, a vaudeville house notorious for the harsh treatment its audiences gave unknown acts—everything from boos to tomatoes. Benny strolled on stage with his violin tucked under his arm and said, "Hello folks." As he started to the center of the would have hard sledding. GOVERNOR MENNEN WILLIAMS of Michigan—age 41. One of the coming men in the Democratic party. He startled normally Republican Michigan by winning the governorship in 1948, and repeated in 1950. Few Democratic governors get re-elected in that state. Reason for Williams' political success is a record which makes many Republicans vote for him. Scion of the Williams-Mennen shaving soap family, he's called "Soapy;" learned about government under the late Justice and Attorney General Frank Murphy. Williams says he doesn't want to run, but he's be a great vote getter as vice president. DIAL-LITES . . . NBC will salute its dean of radio commentators, 74-year-old H. V. Kaltenborn, on his 30th anniversary in broadcasting during a special show from KFI at 6:30 . . . Sen. Robert A. Taft will be the first guest on the new radio series of "Presidential Profiles" to be aired over KNX at 7 . . . The airing of politics is now starting to get thick, with Sen. Kefauver doing a guest shot on "Reporter's Roundup" from KHJ at 8 . . . Wrong change gets Ozzie Nelson in a mess with another unpredictable climax when aired over KECA at 9. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY . . . A bluff is the best hand in a time showing of "It's News to Me" with John Daly. It will now be Tviewed at 6:20 over KNXT (2) starting tonight . . . Consolidate Engineering Corp. will present it's "Success Story" tonight at 7, which is a new time over KTTV (11) . . . Wild Red Berry caps off the wrestling evening when he tangles with the Champ over KLAC (13) starting at 8:30 . . . Stu Erwin paints the roof, and of course, lots of other things during his show from KECA (7) at 8:30 . . . An experience which begins in fear, but ends in inspiring hope for all mankind is "The Word" by Arch Oboler during Chevron Theater from KTLA (5) at 9 . . . The Mitchell Boy's Choir will join with Dennis Day during his show from KNBH (4) at 10. SUNDAY SPECIAL — Joy Lane, of Anaheim, will do a guest shot on Leo Carillo's Dude Ranch, Channel 13, at 6 o'clock this Sunday. "I don't know what he him every April. I tell house is perfectly all right, but he says, 'I don't friends to see it in this I have some pride—even don't.' And the next thing he is stirring up the slapping paint over e The very nerve." "How do you explain bands wanting to do the cleaning?" asked the th still a bit envious. "I blame it all o mothers," said the first she began developing sandwich. "When they w their mothers made th the rug out and beat poker deck unless some it. Copyright, 1952, by University TV Features Syndicate." AUHS ANGLES By JoAnn Faust Thursday, during a general assembly, Fullerton JC presented their interpretation of the broadway musical, "Oklahoma." Under the direction of Donald Jones, director of music; Josephine Murray, dance director and Alex Omlex, stage and drama director, the 100 students, 15 of which were AU graduates, presented the program with great talent. They were appreciated by the entire student body. TWO GROUPS of AU students appeared on talent shows last night. Representing Anaheim were Nolan Blackman and Delores Glardino singing on the Leo Carrillo talent show at the Anaheim Theater. Helen Oviedo will be heard next Wednesday, at AU auditorium. WITH THE END of the third quarter drawing near, the GAA cabinet voted for Janet Fukuda, June McClain, Lou Ann Fukuda, Marilyn Richards to attend the girls athletic conference in Long Beach, April 26. THE STRING ensemble will play at Orange county hospital next Wednesday at 2 p.m., representing the Colonial Coeds. Anaheim is quite proud of this music group, under the direction of Mr. Bill Cook, who is also orchestra CLASSIFIED REMEMBER!!! You can get a Card of Thanks or In Memoriam for only $1.00. Call 2208 for information. ANNOUNCEMENTS Cemeteries LOMA VISTA MEMORIAL PARK Fullerton, California Endowment Care Provided Phone Fullerton 158 Res. Anaheim 3811 Nursery Stock FUCHSIAS - SHRUBS - TREES Landscape Contractor Complete Nursery Services BOTT'S NURSERY 1228 LINCOLN AVENUE Anaheim, Calif. Ph. 5450 We give & redeem Gold Bond Stamps Florists Flowers for all occasions Carmen's FLOWER SHOP 111 East Center Ph. 4997 Funeral Directors HILGENFELD MORTUARY Lathulun Cordalee Service 20 E Broadwau Anaheim PHONE 4155 Hal Boyle NEW YORK (P)—There's been a revolution in America in the matter of spring housecleaning. It is a man-sized job today. More and more the little woman is taking a standby role while a new broomholder—the lord and master of the house — sweeps clean. I know that 10,000,000 housewives across the land will at once chorus a dubious, "oh, yeah? since when?" so let them eavesdrop, as I did, on the following conversation at a recent hen party: "I just hate this time of year," said the first wife, reaching for a chicken salad sandwich. "My husband, Joe, simply goes crazy. He wants to do our apartment over from top to bottom. He keeps the vacuum cleaner going from morning to night." "My Henry is the same way," agreed the second wife. "As soon as he hears the first robin he just goes out of his mind. He starts pulling down the draperies, rolling up the rugs and waxing the floors. The place is a perfect mess." "My Jim must be a little backward," sighed the third wife. "He hasn't even learned how to cook." "He's just a bridegroom—you don't know how lucky you are," said the first wife. "Yes, remarked the second wife morosely, sipping her martini." Wait until you've had him around a little longer. You'll find him harder and harder to live with after he starts taking an interest in the house." "Well, I did get my Jim to help me work." "He's just a bridegroom—you don't know how lucky you are," said the first wife. "Yes, remarked the second wife morosely, sipping her martini." "Wait until you've had him around a little longer. You'll find him harder and harder to live with after he starts taking an interest in the house." "Well, I did get my Jim to help me wash the windows once," said the third wife. "But he was so awkward he broke a pane and cut his wrist, and the doctor charged $25 to sew him up." "SOMETIMES I wish my Joe would fall out the window this time of year—the causes such an uproar," observed the first wife. "Sometimes I think I will push my Henry right out the window myself," grimly spoke the second wife, digging deeper into her martini. "I don't know what goes into him every April. I tell him the house is perfectly all right as it is, but he says, 'I don't want my friends to see it in this condition. I have some pride—even if you don't.' And the next thing I know he is stirring up the dust and slapping paint over everything. The very nerve." "How do you explain your husbands wanting to do the spring cleaning?" asked the third wife, still a bit envious. "I blame it all on their mothers," said the first wife, as she began developing a ham sandwich. "When they were kids their mothers made them take the rug out and beat it every day." ANAHEIM'S RIFLE team won the state 10-man rifle team championship which was held last Thursday, Friday and Saturday at Sacramento. The 10-men team consisted of these AUHS students: Phil Wright, Bill Collyer, Russell Dilbeck, Bill Lattin, Gary Barnett, Bob Dierberger, Lyle Bass, Gene Waldo, David Hahn and Al Lattn. This team won the Lt. Robert T. Clausen trophy with a total of 1780 points. THE AUHS CAMPUS will be quiet this week, due to the nine-day vacation. The students will rejoin once again April 14, but until then, everyone will enjoy a week of fun and relaxation. spring. And now if you don't tie a dust cloth around your head when the illac blooms—just like mother used to do—they think you are shirking your job." "You're absolutely right, dear," chimed in the second wife. "I tell my Henry that nowadays you keep your house clean all year around, and that it is old-fashioned to tear it apart every spring and fall. But he simply won't listen." 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