anaheim-gazette 1952-03-31

Anaheim Gazette MONDAY, MARCH 31, 1952 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA SAY COOKIE - ALFRED IS SICK-COULD YOU SPARE A DISH OF ICE CREAM? NAMING MY SEAGULL 'ALFRED' HAS A LOTTA POSSIBILITIES FOR ME! NOW FOR A QUIET SNACK ALL BY MY--- WHERE DID LADY GERTIE GET A MILLION BOOKS? HER HUSBAND MADE IT IN OIL, YOUR MAJESTY-WHALE OIL? IF SHE'S GOT A HUSBAND, HOW CAN I WARRY HER? HER HUSBAND IS DEAD, YOUR MAJESTY! OHO! A RICH, BEAUTIFUL WIDOW, EH? SHE'S YOUR N BIG, FA SCORCHY SMITE GOR, HOW DID SECORDY BUST LINDBAS FLEET WITH DEMIS OF FUEL ALLOY? WE TAKE OUT THE CONTROL RODS AND PUT IN SPACE GRENADEES. HE EXPLODES THESE WITH OUR POWER BEAM. THE EXPLOSION WASHES THE UNSTABLE ALLOY FOLL INTO A CONFIXED MASS AND BOOM, JUST LIKE THE EARLY ADOM BOMBS. MAPP! SIMPLE! WHY DON'T WE THINK OF THAT?? YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS GORCHY SMITH EOR, HOW DID SCORCHY BUST LIMBAS FLEET WITH DEWES OF FUEL ALLOY? THE CONTROL EOOS AND AUT IN SPACE GRENADES! QUE POWER BEAUT! THE EXPLOSION MAGNES THE UNSTABLE ALLOY FOLL INTO A COMPACT IMAGE AND BOOM JUST LIKE THE EARLY ADM BONDS! WHY DON'T ME THINK OF THAT!!! TOO MANY QUESTIONS! DICKIE DARE WHO CAN TELL ME WHY THE SEA IS SALT? MOISTURE, RISING FROM THE SEA, IS FRESH AND MAKES FRESH TRAIN WHICH DRILLS ON LAND AND RETURNS TO SEA WITH DALTY MINERALS EXCUSE ME, SIR, THE OFF OF THE WATCH REPORTS GALE BREMMING...THE BAROMETER HAS DROPPED SIR... ADV. OF PATSY WHAT'S THE IDEA? NOT SO LOUD WEANT MISS BIGGINS TO GET ENERGY NOTE! WHAT EVEN BLOW A ROSE...OVER MUMBOY MOLLER BLUES! HHMM THERE IS A HAUNTING SORT OF STRAIN THERE! OH, DIANA WHERE'S THE CINNAMON?? WHY SHOULD I BUST MY BACK TO FINISH THESE JOBS... SOON'S I FINISH MYRA'LL HAVE SOMETHIN' ELSE FIGURED OUT FOR ME TO DO! PETERS... WHEN YOU FINISH THERE WOULD YOU CARRY THE RUG OUT AND GIVE IT A GOOD BEATING? THAT PITTED INTO PETERS PLANS EXACTLY-- HEID CARRY THE RUG OUT AND BEAT IT -- BUT JUDT BEFORE HE COULD PUT HIS PLAN INTO EFFECT.....WELL-- WE DON'T HAVE ROOM FOR THAT TODAY!!! HOW FOR A QUIET SNACK ALL BY MY... Carl Bean 3-29 I SPOSE YOU THINK ITS FUNNY NAMING THAT THING ALFRED! ARE YOU TRYING UP A LOT OF C ABOARD HE NO! A RICH, BEAUTIFUL, WINDOW, EN? SHE'S NOT BEAUTIFUL, YOUR MAJESTY! SHE'S BIG, FAT AND HOMELY! HOW DARE YOU, DOAKS?! YOU ARE SPEAKING OF THE WOMAN I'M GOING TO LOVE! LIVING CORNYN IS ALL A-DITHER ABOUT THE IDEA OF MARRYING A WEALTHY WIDOW... OAKX LADY GERTIE GOTROCKS IS THE BIGGEST THING THAT EVER CAME INTO MY LIFE! SHE'S PRETTY BIG, ALL RIGHT. SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT HER MONEY! I'LL TO WORK P! SIMPLY, Y DON'T WE KNOCK OF WHAT?! YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS THEN I WON'T ASK VA, WITH ONLY ONE DRUM OF PEEL LEFT, HOW IS THIS SHIP GONNA GET BACK HOME TO ASTAR? HANKS TO SCORCHY'S STRATEGY AND LUCK, ASTAR SPACE SHIP'S SHAKES OFF THE PURSUING ARMAWA! THE LINEWARS, WHO GOT THE SHAKING, TRY TO REGROUP DESPIITE DAMAGE TO THEIR ASTROSATION CIRCUITS... DON'T ME INK OF WHAT! TOO MANY QUESTIONS WITH ONLY ONE DRUM OF FREELLEFT, HOW IS THIS SHIP GONNA GET BACK HOME TO ASTAR THANKS TO SCOROM'S STRATEGY AND LUCK, ASTAR SPACE SHIP'S SHAKES OFF THE PURSUING ARMAM! THE LUNGIANS, WHO GOT THE SHAKING TRY TO REGROUP DESpite DAMAGE TO THEIR ASTROSION CIRCUITS... CUSE ME, SIR, THE OFFICER OF THE WATCH REPORTS A ALE BREWING...THE PARAMETER HAS DROPPED, SIR... IT DROPPED SO FAR WE THOUGHT PERHAPS IT WAS BROken, SIR! A GREAT STORM IS LASHING THE ATLANTIC COAST COULTON WAUGH KEEP THEM ON THE LINE, PATCH IT ON THE SECOND CHORUS!! HMMM THERE IS A HAUNTING SORT OF STRAIN THERE! MY PO' HEART GETS GRUMSED WHEN I GET THOSE HUNGRY HOLLER BLUES KNOWING A GOOD HILBULLY TUNE WHEN SHE HEARS ONE, PATCH IS QUICK ON THE UP-TAKE! MYRA TOLD ME TO BRING THIS RUG OUT AND BEAT IT...AND THATS EXACTLY WHAT I'M GONNA DO....BEAT IT!!! IVE DONE ENOUGH WORK TODAY!! SAY WHY DO YOU SHOE THAT FLYIN' MACHINE IS CIRCLIN' SO PAGGONE LOW!!! LOOK OUT YOU CRAZY JERK! HE DIDN'T SEEM TO HEAR PETERS A CAME DOWN EVEN LOWER, AND SW AROUND IN A LARGE CIRCLE, CO IN DIRECTLY OVER PETERS' HEAD! ARE YOU TRYING TO STIR UP A LOT OF CONFUSION ABOARD HERE? LISSEN-IF YOU GUYS CAN'T TELL ANIMALS APART FROM PEOPLE, WHY DON'T YA PUT SIGNS ON EVERYBODY? THAT'S AN IDEA! SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT HER MONEY! IF SHE'LL MARRY ME I'LL BE GLAD TO WORRY ABOUT IT! DO YOU THINK I COULD SWEEP HER OFF HER FEET? GEE, I DUNNO! ... SHE PLAYS AWFUL ROUGH! SHE DOES? THEN I'LL DO MY WOOING IN ARMOR! SET DIRECT COURSE FOR ASTAR ... HOME! THE LEADING SHIPS WILL HAVE TO ASTROBATE FOR THE WHOLE FLEET! QUARTER SPEED! CLOSE FORMATION! SET COURSE FOR LIMBA ... HOME!! LET ME GET AT THAT ASTARIAN! STOP! LORD KREEGE SHALL HAVE HIM! IT WILL BE MORE AMUSING! SET DIRECT COURSE FOR ASTAR HOME! THE LEADING SHIPS WILL HAVE TO ASTROSATE FOR THE WHOLE FLEET! QUARTER SPEED! CLOSE FORMATION! SET COURSE FOR LIMBA HOME!! LET ME GET AT THAT ASTARIAN! STOP. LOAD KEEP SHALL HAVE HUM! IT WILL BE MORE AMUSING! AND FAR OUT AT SEA... PHEW, SIR, THIS IS THE TOUGhest WEATHER IVE EVER BEEN OUT IN, SIR! THEN YOUR EXPERIENCE WILL BE ENLARGED, CADET DARE! WE'VE JUST BEGUN TO DIP INTO OUR SUBJECT NOW'S THE RECEPTION, MISS JUNIE? BLUES AT THE TV STUDIO WHERE JUNIE WIGGINS LISTENS GET IT PATSY! ON STAGE WIGGINS! OH, JEESPERS—YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE BOTHERED. IT'S ONLY A PIECE OF TISSUE. SHOULDN'T HAVE BOTHERED. IT'S ONLY A PIECE OF TISSUE. PLOP! ING THIS AND THAT'S A DO... THOUGH DO YOU MINE EM TO HEAR PETERS AS HE EVEN LOWER, AND SWEET A LARGE CIRCLE, COMING OVER PETERS' JAY ALAN- # Newspapers 3-31 "I DON'T SEE WHY $1000 MAD MONEY IS SO MUCH...IF I GET MAD TONIGHT I WANT TO GET AS FAR AWAY FROM YOU AS POSSIBLE!"