anaheim-gazette 1952-02-11

I GOTTA PROMISE NOT TO TELL UNCLE OSCAR IF WE SEE THIS SHOW? TODA SO BLOODY THE CORPSE OKAY I WON'T TELL UNCLE OSCAR I'll teach you not to call me names and I'll ride this cow to do it! HO, NO! THAT I WANTA SEE! HOLD STILL, BOSSY, WHILE I GET ON YOUR BACK! NOW GIDDAP, THATAWAY! MAYBE THE OTHER METAR SHIPS ARE LATE FOR THE RENDEZVOUS! THE WHOLE Fleet! IMPOSSIBLE! ALL THE UNITS WERE DISPERSED ON EXPLORATION MISSIONS! AND WE WERE TO MEET MERES! THEY CAN'T ALL BE STRANGERS! BRING IN ONE OF THOSE CLUTTER SPOTS ON THE RADIO TELEFOCUS! MAYING THE OTHER METAR SHIPS ARE LATE FOR THE RENDEZVOUS! WEERE DISPERSED ON EXPLORATION INVESIONS! AND WE WERE TO MEET MERGE! DICKIE DARE I'M ALL SET TO ROLL THIS SWEET LI' SAILBOAT OUT — AND TO SHOOT AT YOU, KEETA — IF YOU FORCE ME TO KEETA PREFERS WHOLE SKIN! HE WILL CLOSE SWITCH WHICH OPENS WATERFRONT DOOR ADV. OF FATSY MY MOUNTAIN HONEY ...HE'S WILD BUT HE'S SWEET OH, DIANA GEE, DAD, FOR THE LONGEST TIME NOW I'VE HAD THE URSE TO PACK MY THINGS AND GO OUT INTO THE WORLD AND SEEM A GLAMOROUS CAREER. THEN I COULD RETURN HOME WHEN I'M FAMOUS AND SUCCESSFUL! WHAT DO YOU ATTRIBUTE TO YOUR SUCCESS, DAD? WELL, DIANA—I RAM AWAY FROM HOME AT THE TENDER AGE OF FOURTEEN— URGE TO PACK MY THINGS AND GO OUT INTO THE WORLD AND SEEK A GLAMOROUS CAREER. MISS WILLIS? THE LITTLE GIRL WHO WORKS IN HIGGINS' BANK?!... OH YES...YES, IT IS A SHAME ABOUT HER... A SPRAINED ANKLE CAN BE MIGHTY DAINFUL! WHAT DO YOU MEAN; A SPRAINED ANKLE...DIDN'T YOU HEAR?... SHE DISAPPEARED WITH 4000!! PETERS HAD BEEN OVER TO THE COUNTY SEAT ALL DAY AND HADN'T HEARD THE TOWN'S BIG STORY!! HE COULD HARDLY BELIEVE HIS EARS...WHY HE'D JUST SEEN HER LAST NIGHT!... HOW...YES, HE NAD, HADN'T HE!! TELL UNCLE OSCAR NOW GIDDAP THAT AWAY! HEY! NOT THIS AWAY! THEY CAN'T ALL BE STRAIGHTERS! BRING IN ONE OF THOSE CLUTTER SPOTS ON THE RADIO TELEFOCUS! 12! THAT LOOKS LIKE THE RUDDER ASSEMBLY FROM A SPACE SHIP! COUPLES ONLY, BECAUSE HIS HORSE GOT BALKY, OAKY IS TRYING TO RIDE A COW FOR A JOUST WITH SIR IRA IRONBELLY... 2-11 A ARRIVED AT THE FLEET REDZVOUS, THE RADAR OF ASTAR SPACE SHIP*3 BRINGS IN NO OTHER SHIPS... ONLY SPECK CLUTTER IN ONE OF THOSE CLUTTER SPOTS ON THE RADAR TELEFOCUS! LIKE THE RODDER ASSEMBLY FROM A SPACE SHIP! A RRIVED AT THE FLEET RENDEZVOUS, THE RADAR OF ASTAR SPACE SHIP 3 BRINGS IN NO OTHER SHIPS... ONLY SPECK CLUTTER Redlow Wallard 2-9 coulton waugh DICKIE, AT GUN POINT, ORDERED KEETA TO OPEN THE BOATHOUSE DOOR... THEN, A NASTY SHOCK! THE BUB-BLACK COUNT!! MEANWHILE... THEM CITY SLICKERS DIDN'T LIKE YOUR SONG, EH, RIDGERUNNER? JUST PRONES NOBODY APPRECIATES THE FINE THINGS 'CEPT US HUNGRY HOLLERANS!! WELCOME BACK TO MUNSAY HOLLER, "RIDGERUNNER" WE LIKE YOUR SONGS! THANKS... THE BIG ANN'T RE MY THP MUSIC WELL, DIANA-- I RUN AWAY FROM HOME AT THE TENDER AGE OF FOURTEEN-- AND I OWE MY SUCCESS TO THE FACT THAT AT THE AGE OF FIFTEEN I HAD SENSE ENOUGH TO RUN HOME AGAIN! YAWN OH, DEAR. I'M 50-0-O TIRED! I THINK I'LL GO UP BED, DIANA. IT'S AN LATE. AREN'T Y TIRED, DEAR MAN AWAY FROM HOME AT THE TENDER AGE OF FOURTEEN FIPTEEN I HAD SENSE ENOUGH TO RUN HOME AGAIN! MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U. B. Patent Office 2-1 SAY ALAN I ALWAYS COME HERE BECAUSE HE TRYS TO CHEAT ME AND IT MAKES MARKETING A LOT LESS BORING!! YAWN ON, SEAR. I'M 90:0-O TIRED! BED, DIANA. IT'S AN LATE. AREN'T Y TIRED, DEAR! WHAT! YOU SAY MISS WILLIS DISAPPERED WITH $4000 OF THE BANK'S MONEY??? YES... ABSCONDED $4000 !... AND WHAT YOU SAID A SPRAINED ANKLE... WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HER? PETERS HAD IN ADVERTENTLY MENTIONED HER SPRAINED ANKLE THINKING THAT WAS THE MISFORTUNE OF WHICH MYRA SPOKE... NO ONE ELSE IN TOWN. KNEW OF HER LITTLE ACCIDENT, SO HE MAY HAVE TO EXPLAIN A FEW THINGS THAT MIGHT BE A TRIFLE AWKWA COUPLES ONLY, PLEASE! I SHOULD DRIVE OUT AND PICK UP THIS DAME? OKAY, MACHAR, HAR! A COW-BUSTER, HUH? THAT'S NOT A METEOGOD! IT'S PART OF A SPACE SHIP! LOOK! THE INSIGNIA! IT'S THE RUDDER ASSEMBLY FROM THE FLEET FLAGSHIP! THE FLAGSHIP! THAT WAS MY FATHERS SHIP!! 0-0-00h!! THAT'S NOT A METEOROID! IT'S PART OF A SPACE SHIP! LOOK! THE INSIGNIA! IT'S THE RUDDER ASSEMBLY FROM THE FLEET FLAGSHIP! THE FLAGSHIP! THAT WAS MY FATHER'S Ship!! 0-0-000! YES--WHILE HIS MEN CHECKED INSIDE, THE MASTER WAS CHECKING OUTSIDE! NOW YOU WILL DIE... BY SWORD, AS PER THE ORIGINAL PLAN! PARDON THIS LEFT-HANDED WAY OF DOING IT... AND PARDON MY BULLETS--GUESS YOU THOUGHT A KID WOULDN'T REALLY SHOOT BACK TO HOLLER, RUNNER... YOUR BUS! THANKS I GUESS THE BIG CITY AINT READY FOR MY TYPE OF MUSIC YET! WHEN I NEED SOME SUGAR HE'S GOT MOLLASSES BEAT JUNIE WIGGINS BUT AT THAT VERY MOMENT BACK IN THE BIG CITY I THINK I'LL GO UP TO BED, DIANA. IT'S ANFULLY LATE. AREN'T YOU TIRED, DEAR? YES, I AM, MOTHER. BUT DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT ME. YOU RUN ALONG TO BED— I'M GOING TO HAVE A LITTLE NAP BEFORE I RETIRE. BED, DIANA. IT'S ANFULLY LATE. AREN'T YOU TIRED, DEAR? BUT DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT ME. YOU RUN ALONG TO BED I AM GOING TO HAVE A LITTLE NAP BEFORE I RETIRE. YES... ABSCONDED WITH $4000! AND WHAT'S THAT YOU SAID ABOUT A SPRAINED ANKLE?... WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HER? MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U. S. Patent Office JAY ALANI WHAT'D YOU SAY YOUR NEW COAT WAS, A MINX COAT?