anaheim-gazette 1952-01-14

LISTEN ROSY – IT SAYS HERE THAT THE HUMAN BODY IS TWO THIRD WATER! HEH! HEH! JUST THINK ONLY ONE THIRD MORE AND I’D BE ALL WATER! GOSH! NOW I KNOW WHY COUSIN RITA CALLS YOU A— BUT, ASTRA! SHE’S A VERY NICE COW! OAKY DOAKS, I’M NOT GOING TO TAKE YOU BACK TO THE EARTH IF THIS COW IS GOING TOO! Y-YOU LIKE HER MORE THAN M-ME! SO WHAT? I’LL TAKE HER BACK TO THE EARTH MYSELF! THANK YOU FOR SPACING OUT OUR YOUNG "BRAIN," LERA WAS LOST IN AN ACCIDENT. CAUSED BY THAT CAPTIVE SUBNORMAL EARTHMAN! BUT UNDER MY COMMAND THERE SHALL BE EFFICIENCY, JUSTICE AND PROMOTION! SVEND TALKS SENSE NOW I GET WHAT'S GOING ON! YOU'RE TINKERING WITH SOME FORM OF ATOMIC ENERGY IN A SPECIALIZED WAY, YES! HOWEVER, LET US LEAVE BUSINESS FOR THE BLACK COUNT'S HOBBY HIS EUROPEAN ANCESTOR WERE FAMOUS DUELLIS MR. BLOCK...HAVE YOU HEARD? THE "FEARLESS" TIFFANY'S ARE TOGETHER AGAIN!! YES, PATSY! IN FACT, THE HAPPY TRIO PLAN TO MAKE THEIR HOME HERE ON TELEVISION! OH, DIANA HO-O-HUM YOUR IVE GOT SHA YEAH, THIS OFFICE SPACE LOOKS GOOD FOR MY PURPOSES, FOSTER, ILL TAKE IT FOR ONE MONTH! ILL MOVE IN A TABLE AND A HIGH STOOL ON MONDAY! ONE MONTH?...A TABLE AND A HIGH STOOL? FOR THE LOVVA MIKE, PETERS WHAT KINDA BUSINESS YOU GOW' IN TO? SOUNDS LIKE A MIGHTY FLUMSY OPERATION TO ME!! HE CERTAINLY ISN'T VERY CHOOSY ABOUT THE HEADQUARTERS FOR HIS "SAFE DRINKING" CAMPAIGN! THIS OLD FIRE TRAP GETS RIGHT OVER THE TOWN'S BUSiest (THE ONLY BUSY) INTERSECTION AND IS THE NOISIEST SPOT IN TOWN!...WELL, IT'S PETERS HEADACHE (AND NOT HIS ONLY ONE OF HIS OWN MARKING!) Anaheim Gazette MONDAY, JANUARY 14, 1952 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA OSH! NOW I KNOW MY COUSIN RITA WILL YOU A— --- BIG DRIP! ALL THIS GUM CAME OUT WITH ONLY ONE PENNY! GOSH- YOU'RE GONNA STIT IT ALL BACK 'CAUSE IT AIN'T HONEST TO KEEP IT TAKE HER BACK TO THE RTH MYSELF! THANKS FOR TELLING ME HOW TO FLY YOUR SPACE-RACER! SO LONG!! I HATE TO TAKE ASTRA'S SPACE-RACER!... STOP! 1-14 LAKING THE COW THAT NEARLY JUMPED OVER THE MOON, OAKY HAS STARTED BACK TO THE EARTH. BUT THE MOON ISN'T ANY PLACE FOR A COW! UNDER MY AND THERE SHALL FACILITY, JUSTICE PROMOTION! SVEND TALKS SENSE! PFAH! HE HAS THE ABILITY OF A ROBOT! VIDA SVEND! OUR NEW 'BRAIN!" SO? BUT HE DOESN'T SAY WHAT HAPPENED TO LERA! BY QUICK THINKING, LEBA AND SCORCHY TRY TO ESCAPE THE RADIATION POISONED POWER ROOM. BUT THE TREACHEROUS SVEND ASSUMES HE IS ALREADY THE 'BRAIN' COMMANDING ASTAR SPACE SHIP *3... HIS EUROPEAN ANCESTORS WERE FAMOUS DUELLISTS THE BLACK COUNT KEEPS UP THE TRADITION AND HIS BUSINESS ARRANGEMENTS SUPPLY THE OPPONENTS, AS WITNESS YOURSELVES. COULTON WAUGH CAPTAIN MS CRACKEN AND SIX CADETS ARE LOCKED IN ONE ROOM WHILE DICKIE AND ARMSTRONG FACE "ORDEAL BY SWORD" IN ANOTHER OH DEAR! LOOKS LIKE THERE'LL BE NO END TO THEIR UPS AND DOWNS! YOU MURDER FOR...FOR A HOBBY? WELL, ILL BE SWITCHED. THE BOYS ARE GOING OVER THE HILLBILLIH TUNES BUT ILL GIVE THE MESSAGE ANYWAY! LET'S GET HITCHED! Y- YOU'RE GOING TO THE BIG FORMAL WITH TUBBY? IT REALLY ISN'T ANY OF MY BUSINESS, PIANA-BUT I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU SEE IN THAT CHARACTER. MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office WELL, THERE YOU ARE, PETERS, ALL YOUR EQUIPMENT IS INSTALLED AND IN WORKIN' ORDER! WANTA GO ON AN INSPECTION TOUR? BY THE WAY...WHAT'S ALL THIS STUFF FOR ANYHOW? YOU'LL FIND OUT, SPARKY, THE SAME WAY A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE ARE GONNA FIND OUT! WITHOUT ANSWERING ANY QUESTIONS PETERS WENT OUT TO LOOK OVER THE OTHER MYSTERIOUS UNITS OF HIS SAFE DRIVING* CAMPAIGN EQUIPMENT! WE SURE HOPE HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING WHAT I GET FOR GOING OUT WITH A SOLDIER-- - COMBAT FATIGUE | / GOSH-YOU'RE GONNA STUFF T ALL BACK 'CAUSE IT AIN'T HONEST TO KEEP IT? BRRR-R-RR I BEEN LOOKIN' FOR THE GUY WHOS BEEN MONKEYING WITH THAT MACHINE! COPYRIGHT 1943 MICHAEL NEWCASTLE SYNDICATE BUT THE MOON ISN'T ANY PLACE FOR A COW! B-BUT, GOSH ALL HEMLOCK! I FORGOT ABOUT MISTER MURDOCK! I CAN'T LEAVE HIM HERE! THAT FREAK EARTHMAN, GIVEN FREE RUN OF OUR SHIP BY LERAS WHIM, HAS CAUSED HER DEATH! BUT NOW THAT I AM "BRAIN" OF THIS SHIP, JUSTICE WILL PREVAIL! I KNOWN PROMOTERS ARE OVERDOSE FOR MANY OF YOU! UNDER ME, YOU SHALL GET THEM! MURDER? OF COURSE NOT! SIT DOWN! THE BLACK COUNT'S VICTIMS CAN FIGHT BACK! THIS CHAIN WILL BE SNAPPED TO YOUR HANDCUFFS. THE SMALL CADET WILL BE SET FREE CHOOSE YOUR SWORD, CADET! WU- WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH MY ARMS? CAN'T MOVE... THE BOYS ARE GOING OVER THEIR HILLBILH TUNES BUT I GIVE THEM THE MESSAGE ANYWAY! THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY, FELLOWS! THERE'S A SONG-WRITEER HERE WHO SAYS HE HAS WRITTEN A TUNE JUST FOR YOU!! THAT SOUND'S LIKE "RIDGERUNNER" RAINEY! TELL HIM TO GET LOST! REALLY ISN'T ANY OF MY BUSINESS, DIANA—BUT I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU SEE THAT CHARACTER. HE'S HOMELY, FAT, A POOR DRESSER, CAN'T DANCE! — HE HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! YOU'RE SO WRONG, SHARON. THERE'S ONE GOOD THING ABOUT TUBBY! ...THERE MUST BE... MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office JAY ALAN— 'OH, HERE IT IS, MR. MURDOCK, I FILED HER CASE UNDER HUGSY!'