anaheim-gazette 1951-12-28

LET'S ASK THESE GUYS IF THEY NEED SOME HIGH-CLASS ACTORS! PEERLESS PICTURES YOU'RE SEEKING AN ACTING CAREER? I HAVE JUST THE SPOT FOR YOUR PARTICULAR TALENTS! TELL US ABOUT THE EARTH! NO!-- PUT YOUR ARM AROUND ME--I'M COLD! I'll TELL YOU ABOUT THE EARTH! TELL US TOO! IT'S ETHELDRA AND BELLA! AND GLORIA! MAYBE LEBA STUDIES THE EARTHMAN'S PSYCHOLOGY? BY TRYING TO TEACH IT ASTROGATION? PRAW!! SO WE HITCH A RIDE ON AN ASTEROID WITH A FREAK ORBIT WHICH CARRIES US SAFELY THROUGH THE HEAVY TRAFFIC? NEAT TRICK! I'll RAISE THE SHUTTERS ON THE OBSERVATION PECK... SCORCHY SMITH MAYBE LEBA STUDIES THE BARTHMAN'S PSYCHOLOGY? BY TRYING TO TEACH IT ASTROGATION PRAY!!! SO WE HITCH A RIDE ON AN ASTEROPD WITH A FREAK ORBIT WHICH CAN DES US SAFELY THROUGH THE HEAVY TRAFFIC? NEAT TRICK! I'll RAISE THE SHUTTERS ON THE OBSERVATION PEOK... YOU TRACK THROUGH THE Rollout Wall DICKIE DARE DICKIE WENT OVERBOARD NOW IT'S THE OTHER CADET ARMSTRONG! MEANWHILE, ON THE ISLAND NOTICE THIS LARGE DEPRESSION, CADETS! IT'S JUST POSSIBLE... coulton waugh THAT IT MAY BE WHAT THE BAS HILT THE SW ON THE MAP ME ADV. OF PAYSY AFTER SEEING TICCO ON TV, MR. LANGSDALE IS HERE TO REMIND US THAT HIS ORCUS STILL HAS CONTRACT RIGHTS TO THE TIFFERANY FAMILY! BUT, THAT WAS BEFORE MY HUSBAND DIS... 12-28 LISA, I'M SURE MR. BLU WILL AGREE THAT IT'S A MATTER WHICH YOU AND SHOULD WORK OUT TOGETHER SUPPOSE WE SLIP OUT!!! ON, DIANA SUSAN!! WHY ARE YOU BITING YOUR FINGERNAILS!! CAUSE I LIKE THE TASTE OF 'EM. SILLY GIRL! FINGERNAILS DON'T HAVE ANY TASTE! ON, DIANA OOOPPP!! PETERS TOOK OFF AS IF HE WAS PILOTING A SPACE SHIP... BUT HE MADE A PERFECT THREE POINT LANDING, HIS HEAD HIS BACK AND THE GROUND!!! HE WAS STILL LAYING QUIETLY IN A BIG BALL OF SNOW WHEN LELAIN SHOWED UP! Anaheim Gazette FRIDAY, DECEMBER 28, 1951 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA YOU'RE SEEKING AN ACTING CAREER? I HAVE JUST THE SPOT FOR YOUR PARTICULAR TALENTS! GOLLWOO WANT-ADS SCREEN HELP WANTED THE MAGAZINE TRUMPS IT'S ETHELDRA AND BELLA! AND GLORIA! GOSH ALL HEMLOCK! YOU GIRLS LOOK LIKE THESE GIRLS! WHY NOT? WE'RE QUINTUPLETS! GOSH ALL HEMLOCK! IF YOU GIRLS ARE QUINTUPLETS WHO'S YOUR MOTHER? QUEEN LUNA! BESIDES BEING HER DAUGHTERS WE'RE HER ONLY SUBJECTS! WE ALL GET MA BUT HOW CAN WE? YOU CAN SEE THAT IF WE TRACKED OUR OWN COURSE THROUGH HERE WE DO OVERLOAD THE COMPUTER, RISK COLLISION AND WHY NOT TAKE LIFE EASY? IT'S... IT'S ANE INSPIRING! AND YOU'RE SUURE WE WON'T BUMP ANY FENDERS? SVEND, THAT SOUNDS LIKE JEALOUSY OR MUTINY! FARDON, Q B THE CREW CHAMBER YOU CAN SEE THAT IF WE TRACKED OUR ONLY COURSE THROUGH HERE WED OVERLOAD THE COMPUTER, RISK COLLISION AND WHY NOT TAKE LIFE EASY? IT'S... IT'S AWE INSPIRING!... AND YOU'RE SUARE WE WON'T BUMP ANY FENPERS! IF LERA DOESN'T KNOW WHEN TO DISPOSE OF THAT USELESS EARTHUING I DO! FARDON, O B THE CREW CHI MATO THAT IT MAY BE WHAT THE BASKET HILT OF THE SWORD ON THE OLD MAP MEANS TAKE 65 PACES NORTH EAST, CADET, THAT'S FOR THE SWORD ELADE... SIR, WE WIN! LOOK! IVE HIT METAL SIR! THAT CROSS SHOWS WE'RE WINNING! NOW FOR THE POINARD - 25 PACES SOUTHEAST, THEN... DIG! AYE AYE SIR! COUTH Waugh LISA, I'M SURE MR. BLOCK WILL AGREE THAT IT'S A MATTER WHICH YOU AND I SHOULD WORK OUT TOGETHER...SUPPOSE WE SLIP OUT!! I DON'T CARE TO SLIP OUT! THIS IS BUSINESS, LISA! STRICTLY! LANGSDALE, I'D MUCH PREFER TO HIRE A LAWHER TO HANDLE MY LEGAL DIFFICULTIES! TUT TUT YOU SCREEN THOUGH I WE INSTEAD OF FRIEND TRUST ME DEAR! SILLY GIRL! NGERNAILE DON'T WE ANY TASTE! THEY DO AFTER YOU'VE BEEN STICKING THEM IN JAM!! AND THEN OF COURSE SKIING, ROLLER SKATING AND TENNIS ARE MY FAVORITE SPORTS I DO ENJOY READING VERY MUCH, TOO. ALWAYS RUNNING THE LIBRARY MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office I'VE GOT TO HURRY UP TO THE OFFICE AND HANG UP MY AT AND COAT SO I CAN COME DOWN FOR MY SECOND BREAKFACT." OOHHHHHHH... MY POOR BACK... AND MY HEAD! OOOHHHH...ILL NEVER BE THE SAME! DO YOU HURT, DADDY?... DID THE SLEO HURT YOU? IT WASN'T THE SLEO IT WAS WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM AFTER HE LEFT THE SLEO //... HE STRUGGLED PAINFULLY HOME TOOK A STEAMING HOT BATH AND CRAWLED INTO BED!! MYRA HAD TO CONVINCE LELAIN THAT THINGS WERE QUITE AS BAD AS HIS MOANS MIGHT INDICATE!! THE SCREEN STUDIO Carl Ryman 12-29 ALL WINDOW SCREENS CASH BESIDES BEING HER DAUGHTERS, WE'RE HER ONLY SUBJECTS! WE ALL WANT TO GET MARRIED BUT HOW CAN WE? THERE ARE NO MOON-MEN! MEAN WHILE... MURDOCK, I LIKE SIR OAKY DOAKS, AND I'M GOING TO ORDER HIM TO MARRY MY QUINTUPLETS! ZOWIE! FIVE WIVES!! GOOD GRACIOUS, QUEEN LUNA! OAKY DOESN'T EVEN WANT ONE! FARDON, O BRAIN! THE CREW CHANGES WATCH... LA! SVEND SHOW EARTHMAN SCORCHY TO THE VAGANT OUDOY! ISSUE FOOD AND GEAR! OPEN AND ENTER; EARTHMAN! HUH! I MUST LEARN TO READ ASTARIAN! THAT IS LIKE PUISY... FARDON, O BRAIN! THE CREW CHANGES WATCH... LA! SVEND SHOW EARTHMAN SCORCHY TO THE VADANT CUDDY! ISSUE FOOD AND GEAR! OPEN AND ENTER; EARTHMAN! HUH! I MUST LEARN TO READ ASTARIAN! TRANSLATION: "DANGER: KEEP OUT!" IVE HIT METAL. SIR! TOO BAD THAT DARE AND ARMSTRONG HAD TO MISS THIS EXCITEMENT! THEY MAY BE KISSING— BUT, NOT EXCITEMENT!! THEY'RE BEING PULLED DOWN THROUGH THE WATER AS THEY FIGHT FIERCELY FOR THEIR LIVES TUT TUT, LISA! YOU SCREAK AS THOUGH I WERE FOE INSTEAD OF FRIEND! TRUST ME, DEAR! YOU NEED TO SEE ME IN A DIFFERENT LIGHT! PERHAPSE AN ELEGANT DINNER, WITH MUSIC AND ENTERTAINMENT WILL WORK IN MY FAVOR! I DO ENJOY READING VERY NUCH, TOO. I'M ALWAYS RUNNING TO THE LIBRARY. AND I'M JUST CRAZY ABOUT COOKING. I JUST LOVE TO HEAR YOU YAKETY-YAK, DIANA. THE LIBRARY GEE-B! MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office WHAT LEFT THE FULLY HOME, TOOK AWLED INTO BED!! AIN THAT THINGS WEREN'T NIGHT INDICATE!! 12-29 JAY ALAN "I WANT TO RETURN THAT PLANT, IT JUST KEeps BLOOMING AND BLOOMING UNTIL I CAN'T STAND IT ANY LONGER!"