anaheim-gazette 1951-12-17

LET'S GET US SOME SNAZZY SPORT COATS, ALFRED! SPORT TOGB! NOW WE'LL RENT A CADILLAC AND SEE HOLLYWOOD IN STYLE! LOOK, SAILORS... GUYS ARE VOLUNTEER NAVY REGULAR QUEEN LUNA, HERE ARE THE TWO MALE EARTHLINGS I RESCUED FROM AN ASTEROID. I'M GLAD YOU BROUGHT HIM TO THE MOON, ASTRA. HE IS HANDSOME! WHAT'S YOUR NAME, HONEY? OAKY DOAKS, YOUR MAJESTY. AND THIS IS... OAKY DOAKS, I'M GOING TO LET YOU LIVE! ONLY SEVEN MORE SHOPPING DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS! ...AND ME MILLIONS OF MILES FROM THE NEAREST GENERAL STORE BOTH THOSE GLASS-HERE ARE OUT OF THIS 'BRAIN' THIS IS MY ONLY CHANCE SHOPPING DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS! NOREST GENERAL STORE THIS IS MY ONLY CHANCE DICKIE DARE CADETS, I WANT YOU TO STUDY THE NEXT PICTURE I THROW ON THE SCREEN WITH GREAT CARE YOU SEE, MEN, IT'S GOT EVERYTHING TO DO WITH THE REAL PURPOSE OF BRINGING YOU ON THIS TRIP! LIGHTS OUT! Isla D'espada ADV. OF PATSY "THEN CAME THE OPENING NIGHT! A CAPACITY CROWD WAS TENSE AS THE RINGMASTER ANNOUNCED US." 12-15 I CAN'T DO I CAN'T DIANA, YOU'VE BEEN ADMIRING YOURSELF IN THAT MIRROR FOR ALMOST AN HOUR! I THINK YOU'RE BEING VERY VAIN/ YOU DON'T SEE ME LOOKING INTO THE MIRROR ALL THE TIME, DO YOU? NO, I DON'T, DAD—BUT THEN, YOU ACTUALLY DON'T HAVE TO— DEVO IS ROLLING OUR SNOWBALL BEVO IS ROLLING OUR SNOWBALL AROUND THE BLOCK IN FRONT OF HIS SNOW PLOW... IT OUGHT TO GET REALLY BIG... GOOD HEAVENS IS THAT IT COMING THERE NOW? GOODY I HOPE IT IS! IT WAS! AND IT KED IT GROWING TO SUCH PROPORTIONS IT WAS ALL THE SNOWPLOW COULD DO TO KEEP IT GOING, PETERS SORT OF HOPED IT D'NEVER MAKE IT BACK TO HIM... BUT IT DID... THE PLOW MAN LEFT IT RIGHT SMACK IN FRONT OF PETERS' HOUSE! 4 Anaheim Gazette MONDAY, DECEMBER 17, 1953 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA LOOK, SAILORS... YOU GUYS ARE VIOLATIN' NAVY REGULATIONS! USNA SHORE PATROL OAKY DOAKS, I'M GOING TO LET YOU LIVE! BUT I INSIST THAT YOUR FRIEND DRINK SOME OF OUR SPECIAL MOONSHINE! LASTRA, A MOON-MAID HAS TAKEN OAKY AND MURDOCK TO THE ROYAL CAVERN OF QUEEN LUNA AND NOW HER MAJESTY IS URGING THE OLD WIZARD TO TAKE A DRINK OF MOONSHINE. BOTH THOSE GLASS-HEADS ARE OUT OF THIS "BRAIN ROOM!" THIS IS MY ONLY CHANCE! BEEVE IT EVER SO HUMBLE THERE'S NO-Q-O PLACE LIKE HOME! LOOK, ALFRED! FOOTPRINTS OF MOVIE STARS IN CEMENT! TAKE A BIG SWIG--YOU'LL GET A MOON-GLOW! MISTER MURDOCK, IT MIGHT BE POISON! LET ME TASTE FIRST! WHEN THE TWO ASTAR OFFICERS LEAVE THE "BRAIN ROOM" TO SHED THEIR WORK TOGS, SCROBBY GRABS THE CONTROLS AND HEADS THE SPACE SHIP FOR HOME... THIS IS MY ONLY CHANCE! LIKE HOME! WHEN THE TWO ASTAR OFFICERS LEAVE THE BRAIN ROOM TO SHED THEIR WORK TOGS, SCORCHY GRABS THE CONTROLS AND HEADS THE SPACE SHIP FOR HOME... WHY, THAT'S AN ANCIENT MAP! GOSH, I WONDER IF... MAYBE... OH BOY... CADETS, THE OLD MAP I'M SHOWING YOU IS OF A REAL ISLAND - WHICH OBVIOUSLY HAS A MYSTERY CONNECTED WITH IT... WHY THE SWORD A DAGGER? WE'LL OUT WHEN WE GET I CAN'T DO IT! I CAN'T! YES!!! HES AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED, MRS. TIFFANY? YES!!! KES!!! IT WAS OPENING NIGHT AT THE CIRCUS! THE RINGMASTER HAD ANNOUNCED YOUR ACT AND... AT THE TELEVISION STUDIO, PATCH WEARS THE UNIVERSAL STORY OF THE FEARLESS TIFFANY! NO, I DON'T, DAD—BUT THEN, YOU ACTUALLY DON'T HAVE TO— YOU CAN SEE ME WITHOUT LOOKING IN THE MIRROR! HOW DO YOU LIKE MY NEW TIB, DIANA? MODEST MAIDENS MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office 4 GIFTS JAY ALAN 12-15 "Of course it's absolutely useless, but it will make an utterly divine present!" THERE YOU ARE, PETERS... HOW'S THAT FOR A SNOWBALL? ... BIG ENOUGH FOR YOU? JEEPERS CREEPED SURE BUILT ME ON AM I EVER GONNA SNOWMAN OUT THAT TREMENDOUS GOB OF SNOW HAD BEEN DEPOSITED RIGHT IN FRONT OF PETERS' HOUSE... HE HAD TO DO SOME WITH IT!... AND LITTLE LELAIN'S CONFIDENCE IN HIS ABILITIES PUT HIM ON THE SPOT. BUT PETERS HAS A WAY OF RISING TO AN OCCASION! I'M GONNA PUT MINE IN THERE TOO! I'LL SHOW EM A REAL FOOTPRINT... MISTER MURDOCK, IT MIGHT BE POISON! LET ME TASTE IT FIRST! WHY DON'T YOU WANT ME TO TASTE IT? BECAUSE I--I LIKE YOU! HELP! ASTRA! THAT WAS STELLA! THIS SHIP REALLY RIDES SMCO-TOOTH! THEY'LL NEVER NOTICE THIS GLOW TURN! A YOU DONT! H-HOW DID YOU KNOW ID CHANGED COURSE? WHEN YOU THINK OF SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT US TO KNOW, FIRST TAKE OFF YOUR TELEPATH VISOR! THEY'LL NEVER NOTICE THIS SLOW TURN! DID YOU KNOW ID CHANGED COURSE? OF SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT US TO KNOW FIRST TAKE OFF YOUR TELEPATH VISOR! E ONLY PEOPLE COULD LOOK AHEAD AND SEE WHAT THEY'RE FATED TO RUN INTO...! WHY THE SWORD AND THE DAGGER? WE'LL TRY TO FIND OUT WHEN WE GET THERE! KES...KES... IT WAS ENNING NIGHT THE CIRCUS! E RINGMASTER ANNOUNCED OUR ACT AND... TICCO AND I WERE READY TO GO ON BUT... TONY, WHAT'S THE MATTER? SCARED! SCARED STIFF! THEN HE QUICKLY DRESSED AND FLED THE CIRCUS GROUNDS! YOU LIKE IT? I MEAN I'M VERY CLAD YOU LIKE IT. MODEST MAIDENS JEEPERS CREEPERS, YOU SURE BUILT ME ONE...HOW AM I EVER GONNA MAKE A SNOWMAN OUT OF THAT? COME ON, DAODY, YOU CAN DO IT! GOB OF SNOW D RIGHT IN FRONT HE HAD TO DO SOMETHING E LELAIN'S CONFIDENCE M ON THE SPOT, WAY OF ASION! MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office JAY ALANTHAT'S A CUTE DOG! DOES HE KNOW ANY GOOD TRICKS?