anaheim-gazette 1951-11-19

MISS RIO HAS A SORE THROAT, AND WON'T BE ABLE TO SING TONIGHT. SO SHE'S LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO TAKE HER PLACE! GOODNIGHT, FATHER! PLEASE DON'T BE A BANDIT AGAIN! WON'T NEED TO FOR A WHILE, POMONA! AREN'T YOU COMING, OAKY? THE MOON'S STILL SHINING! POMONA, I WANT TO TALK TO OAKY ABOUT SOMETHING! FATHER! WHO SIDE ARE YOU ON, ANYWAY? MECHANIZED OR ANIMIZED? HMP! HARD TO TELL! PROBABLY OPERATED BY A PRIMITIVE TYPE REMOVABLE ROBOT! WE WILL BE CAUTIOUS! PUT THE POWER BEAM ON IT! DE-MATERIALIZATION STRENGTH O SCORCHY SMITH MECHANIZED OR ANIMIZED? THE EVE-SCREEN SHOWS A FLYING OBJECT APPROACHES O BRAIN! HMP! HARD TO TELL! PROBABLY OPERATED BY A PRIMITIVE TYPE REMOVABLE ROBOT! WE WILL BE CALITIOUS! PUT THE POWER BEAM ON IT! PE-MATERIAL STRENGTH, O DICKIE DARE OTTOWANTA INFORMATION! I AM SORRY—THERE IS NO IDA RAMSDELL LISTED, BUT... coulton waugh YOU SAY YOU HAVE AN ADA RAMSDELL? MAY I SPEAK TO HER, PLEASE? DO I KNOW OF AN IDA RAMSDELL? OF COURSE, I KNOW ALL ABOUT IDA RAMSDELL! YIPP EE! ADV. OF PATSY PATSY'S BABY-SITTING FOLLIES SAY, BLOCK THAT KID NAMED TICCO IS CHOCK FULL OF SHOWMANSHIP! WATCH HIM! REFRESHMENTS CO UP COMPUME OF OUR SPON HAVE SOM TICCO? I'M NOT VER HUNG OH, DIANA BY GOLLY, I THINK I'LL TRY IT... I'll show that guy gormley who's got nerve... I'll do it!! I'll make a parachute jump, that's what I'll do!!! NOW WAIT A MINUTE, PETERS, DON'T BE A STUUPD GALOOT... THAT STUFF IS FOR YOUNG 'UNS. AND YOU AIN't NO YOUNG 'UN! PETERS WAS TORN BETWEEN WANT TO MAKE THE JUMP, GETTING UP NERVE ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY DO IT AND KNOWING IT WAS A PRETTY CRAZY IDEA!!! HEP BETTER SLEEP ON THAT DECISION!!! Anaheim Gazette MONDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 1941 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA Carl Ryman Don McLeary IT'S A WONDERFUL EVENING, BUT IT'S SO CHILLY, ALFRED! I'M FREEZING, ALR -I NEED SOMETHING WARM AROUND ME POMONA, WANT TO TALK TO OAKY ABOUT SOMETHING. FATHER! WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON, ANYWAY? SLAM! GEE, YOUR MAJESTY! THANKS A LOT! YOUR MAJESTY DIDN'T YOU GET THAT MONEY ILLEGALLY? WELL-- MAYBE! AND I'VE GOTTA GET SOME MORE! CAN I HELP, YOU MAJESTY WILL BE NOTIOUS! PUT E POWER RAM ON IT! DE-MATERIALIZOR STRENGTH O BRAIN? MUST BE A GUIDED MISSILE AND A DUD! NO SIGNS OF A CREW! THE THINGS ABOARD THE STRANGE AIRCRAFT KNOW SCORCHY IS FLYING NEAR TO RECONNOITER! FLYING OBJECT CENTERED IN THREE-DIMENSION SIGHTS, O BRAIN! WILL BE NOTIOUS! PUT E POWER RAM ON IT! PE-MATERIALIZOR STRENGTH O BRAIN? MUST BE A GUIDED MISSLE AND A OUD! NO SIGNS OF A CREW! THE THINGS ABOARD THE STRANGE AIRORAFT KNOW SCORCHY IS RLVING NEAR TO RECONNOITER! I KNOW OF AN IDA RAMSDELL? OF COURSE, KNOW ALL ABOUT A RAMSDELL! SHE DIED IN 1797 NO, I DON'T KNOW OF ANY LIVING IDA RAMSDELL YIPP-EE! YOU MIGHT TRY THE RAMSDELL FAMILY REUNION IN IOWA! I'll GIVE YOU THE NUMBER REFRESHMENTS COMING UP...COMPLEMENTS OF OUR SPONSOR! HAVE SOME, TICCO? BUT ILL FIND SOME PLACE TO PUT IT! TICCO! THAT'S NO WAY TO BEHAVE WITH ICE CREAM! PATSY'S NEW SHOW MOVES ALONG AT A FAST PACEL-FASTER THAN SHE BARGAINED FOR! TUBBY! HOW DARE YOU CALL ON ME DRESSED LIKE THAT! WHERE IS MY SPORTS SWEATER, MOTHER? IN YOUR DRESSER, DEAL I STRAIGHTENED OUT YOUR WHOLE ROOM TODAY. OH— MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office 8-27 JAY ALANREAD THE DICTIONARY YOU WROTE. HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU THINK UP ALL THOSE BIG WORDS? PETERS!! ...DON'T TELL ME YOU'VE ACTUALLY DECIDED TO... YER...I'M GONNA DO IT... I GOT IT ALL FIGGERED OUT... I WATCHED THAT YOUNG GAL... IT AIN'T SO TOUGH MAKIN' A PARACHUTE JUMP...IF YOU CAN JUST MAKE YOURSELF JUMP!! AND OF COURSE YOU'LL ALWAYS COME DOWN...IT ALWAYS WORKS OUT THAT WAY....THERE'S JUST ONE LITTLE PROBLEM CONNECTED WITH IT...IT'S LIKE A HORSE RACE...IT ALL DEPENDS ON WHAT POSITION YOU FINISH!! I'M FREEZING ALFRED--I NEED SOMETHING WARM AROUND ME! BRRRR! IT'S COLD! WHY ALFRED—WHERE?? AND I'VE GOTTA GET SOME MORE! CAN I HELP YOUR MAJESTY? THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT, OAKY! I HOPE POMONA ISN'T LISTENING! THE SILLY GIRL MAKES SUCH A FUSS WHENEVER I ASK YOU TO RISK YOUR LIFE!! FLYING OBJECT CENTERED IN THREE-DIMENSION SIGHTS, O BRAIN! DE-MATERIALIZOR STRENGTH ON THE POWER BEAM, O BRAIN? NO DESSIPATOR STRENGTH! I WANT TO STUDY IT UNDAMAGED! ?! WHAT A TIME FOR THIS JET BUGGY TO CONK OUT! FLYING OBJECT CENTERED IN THREE-DIMENSION SIGHTS, O BRAIN! PE-MATERIALIZOR STRENGTH ON THE POWER BEAM, O BRAIN? NO! DISSIPATOR STRENGTH! I WANT TO STUDY IT UNDAMAGED! !?! WHAT A TIME FOR THIS JET BUGGY TO CONK OUT! DICKIE AND DIRK ARE TRYING DESPERATELY TO BRING TED WILLARD'S ROMANTIC STORY TO A HAPPY ENDING... DON'T THINK THERE IS AN IDA HERE—WANT ALREADY HAS JUST COME IN THE FRONT DOOR IDA RAMSDELL SPEAKING! BABY FOLLIES HO HO HO HA HA MOMMY!! COME SEE TICCO, THE NEW TELEVISION COMEDIAN! YOUR DRESSER, DEAR. STRAIGHTENED OUT. WHOLE ROOM TODAY. THANKS MOTHER! MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office A TERM PRESIDENT RIVATE JAY ALAN 11-19 "I HOPE YOU WON'T MIND A FEW MISTAKES TODAY, IVE BEEN ROWING AND MY THUMBS SO SWOLLEN I CAN'T GET THIS OFF!"