anaheim-gazette 1951-11-12

POOR OSCAR IS IN A TRANCE SINCE RITA RO CAME ABOARD! AND HE CLAIMS SHE'S CHASING HIM! THAT ID LIKE TO SEE! GIMME THAT MONEY! COME AND GET IT! WAIT! MY SWORD'S STURK! WHAT LUCK! THAT'S MAKING ONE SPY KEEP OUR SECRETS! THAT WAS A VERY SLoppy LANDING! EARTH'S GRAVITY MORE THAN WE CALCULATED! I WANT A DAMAGE REPORT... SCORCHY SMITH WHAT LOCK! THAT'S MAKING ONE SPY KEEP OUR SECRETS! BOOM NOT PAR AWAY THAT WAS A VERY SLoppy LANDING! EARTH'S GRAVITY MORE THAN WE CALCULATED! I WANT A DAMAGE REPORT... DICKIE DARE YEP, THE GRAND OLD SEA MADE A MAN OF ME AGAIN! I SAILED IN MANY SHIPS... coulion waugh ...JOINED THE NAVY, AND HERE I AM! TIME'S UP, CADETS END OF YARN! BUT YOU LEFT OUT THE SNAPPER, SIR YOU ROUND IDA, OF COURSE! YOU MARRIED HER YOU'VE GOT HER TU AWAY IN A LI'L OLD FASHIONED ABSOLUTELY UP-TO-DATE COTTAGE RIGHT NOW ADV. OF PATSY WARNING TO ANTENNA OHO! JUST LIKE GREAT BIG TRAPEZE! TVIY TELEVISION IS BONNA BE LOT OF FUN FOR TICCO! OH, DIANA ...AN YOU'RE THE ONLY GOIL I'VE ASKED, DIANA, CAUSE I THINK YOU'RE SWELL. GEE, EDGAR, IT'S ANFULLY SWEET OF YOU TO ASK ME TO YOUR CLUB DANCE BUT I'M NOT SO SURE I CAN, GIVE YOU AN ANSWER RIGHT NOW. LET ME THINK IT OVER... CONFOUND IT, GORMLEY, APROLOGIZE TO THE LADY! YOU PRACTICALLY CALLED HER SIMPLE MINDED FOR HAVIN' THE NERVE TO MAKE A PARACHUTE JUMP!...TELL HER YOU'RE SORRY! OH THAT'S ALL RIGHT, A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK IT'S CRAZY... BUT IT'S A LOT OF FUN! FUN?...JEEPERS CREEEEPERS... FUN? HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT! I BET YOUR DEAR OLD GRANDMOTHER WOULDN'T THINK IT WAS FUNNY! GORMLEY'S UNFLATTERING ATTITUDE HAS AROUSED THE OLD-SCHOOL GENTLEMAN IN PETERS //...THIS IS APT TO DEVELOP INTO A NASTY SITUATION # HORRIS 11-10 aheim Gazette MONDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 1931 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA CARL RYMAN DON MEEKAY HOW CALM TODAY, MISS RIO, REMINDS ME OF THE SUDDEN PEACE OF ARMISTICE DAY IN 1918... ROCKETS PLARES MY D'S! WANT SOME HELP? NOPE! ALTHOUGH SHE WAS PEEVED AT OAKY BECAUSE OF HIS COOLNESS TOWARDS HER, PRINCESS POMONA IS HURRYING TO HELP HIM... HE WON'T HAVE A CHANCE AGAINST A BANDIT WHO'S ARMED CARA-PIE! GIMME THAT MONEY OR I'LL SMACK YA DOWN! HO, HO!... WAS A VERY LANDING! EARTH'S MORE THAN WE ATED! I WANT GE REPORT... JUMPIN' JUPITER! WHAT AIR TURBULENCE!!! THAT SPY WAS REALLY FULL OF RED HOT AIR! WHEN A STRANGE AIRCRAFT LANDS NOT FAR FROM SCORCHY'S LINE OF FLIGHT, THE CONCUSSION IS TERRIFIC!... WAS A VERY LANDING! EARTH'S MORE THAN WE HATED! I WANT REPORT... JUMPIN' JUPITER! WHAT AIR TURBULENCE!!! THAT SPY WAS REALLY FULL OF RED HOT AIR! WHEN A STRANGE AIRCRAFT LANDS NOT FAR FROM SCORCHY'S LINE OF FLIGHT, THE CONCUSSION IS TERRIFIC!! YOU MARRIED HER! YOU'VE GOT HER TUCKED AWAY IN A LI' OLD FASHIONED ABSOLUTELY UP-TO-DATE COTTAGE RIGHT NOW BLANK THOSE KIDS...THEY'VE GOT A POSITIVE GENIUS FOR TORTURING A MAN! BUT HER NAME ISN'T ON ANY SCHOOL LIST! SHE MUST HAVE GIVEN UP HER TEACHING.... ALSO, SHE MOVED FROM HER HOME TOWN! TICCO!...NOW WHERE DID HE GET TO? TICCO'S GONE! OH, NO...GULP! NOT UP TO THE ANTENNA! BUT I'M NOT SO SURE I CAN, GIVE YOU AN NSWER RIGHT NOW, LET ME THINK IT OVER... JUST GIVE ME A LITTLE TIME TO GET DESPERATE. ON, TUBBY!! JEEPERS! AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU! HI, DIANA! YOU KNOW JOEY DAIDON'T Y? MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office NOW BOYS, DON'T GO FIGHTING OVER SUCH A SILLY QUESTION. I MUST ADMIT IT DOES PROBABLY HELP TO BE A LITTLE SIMPLE MINDED IF YOU WANT TO BE A PARACHUTE JUMPER, SO THERE!!...NOW YOU SHAKE HANDS AND BE GOOD BOYS! WITH THAT AS A QUALIFICATION IT'S SURPRISING PETERS AIN'T MADE A FEW JUMPS EXCEPT HE'S SO DAGGONE OLD!! WHY CONFOUND YOU, GORMLEY FOR TWO CENTS 10...10... PETERS IS MIGHTY BURNED AT GORMLEY FOR SHOWING OFF HIS SPARKLING WIT FOR THE YOUNG GAL PARACHUTE JUMPER... BUT HE STOPPED FOR FEAR HED POP OFF WITH A RASH REMARK HED BE SORRY FOR.! CARL RUMAN DON MCKAY BANG! BOOM! GIMME THAT MONEY OR I'LL SMACK YA DOWN! HO, HO!... WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THIS WEAPON? JUMPIN' JUPITE! SOME AIR POCKETS LIKE A HURRICA! SMITH CALLING ISTANBUL! WHAT'S THE WEATHER REPORT? SEVERE TURBULENCE AT 6000 HERE AND A HEAT WAVE! PHEW! JUMPIN' JUPITE! SOME AIR POCKETS LIKE A HURRICAN! SMITH CALLING ISTANBUL! WHAT'S THE WEATHER REPORT? SEVERE TURBULENCE AT 6000 HERE AND A HEAT WAVE! PHEW! HER NAME ISN'T ON CHOOL LIST! SHE HAVE GIVEN UP HER TEACHING... ALSO, SHE MOVED FROM HER HOME TOWN! A SEAMAN IS APT TO BE A FATALIST... SEEMS IT JUST ISN'T IN THE CARDS FOR ME TO FIND HER SHUCKS! THAT'S NO WAY FOR A SUSPENSE STORY TO END! SO DO WE LEAVE IT THAT WAY? OR DO YOU AND I WIND IT UP? NOT DAWG! TELEVISION IS FUN! HI, DIANA! YOU KNOW JOEY DAKES, DON'T YOU? YEAH! WELL...I JUST RAN INTO HIM. BUT THE MAN SAID YOUR BIKE WOULD BE REPAIRED AS GOOD AS NEW IN JUST A FEW DAYS... MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office IT'G NOT FOR HIM, I JUST BROUGHT HIM ALONG GO I COULD SEE HOW IT WOULD LOOK ON MY TROMBONE!