anaheim-gazette 1951-10-26

ALFRED THEY'RE SIGNALLING US WITH THE BUNKER, ALFRED...IT SAYS -- LEPTY SEE -- THAT A TYCOON IS COMING! WHY, A TYCOON IS A BIG SHOT LIKE A BANKER! WHAT DO WE CARE ABOUT-- OAKY DOAKS YOU'VE MADE ME THE HAPPIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD! SHUCKS, POMONA! FATHER! OAKY KISSED ME! NO, YOUR MAJESTY! SHE KISSED ME! --YOUR MISSION TO THE KINGDOM OF FLESCHE TOOK A LONG TIME! YOU----YOU LIAR! SCORCHY SMITH SCORCHY SAYS "BULL THE ADULTANT" BUT THE LOST THE DOG? BOING BUREAU OF CREDENTIALS!! THIS IS SINCE GIVE ME A COLONEL ASSIGNMENT SCORCH SAYS "ALL THE ADJUTANT" BUT THE LOST THE DOG! BOING CREDENTIALS GIVE ME A COLONEL ASSIGNMENT DICKIE DARE "I BECAME AS JOYOUS AND TANNED AS A NATIVE." "I COULD CLIMB A COCONUT TREE, SPEAK A FISH! THE DAYS PASSED IN A GOLDEN PROCESSION, UNTIL..." ...FLASH! MY PARADISE WAS ALL SHOT! coulton waugh THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY "I WAS YOUR MANAGER!!" "I KNEW YOU WUZ A BURE THINGS TO WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP!" "BUT, YOW! THE GAMBLERS WANTED YOU TO LOSE..." SLOWER, "MASHER!" "I GOTTA HAVE EVERY DETAIL!" THEY OFFERED FIVE IF YOU DID "THROW" THE OWL; YOU REFUSES BRIBED SO I KONKS U AND TOSSES YOU IN THE IN YOU LOSE THE MAT FORFEIT AND I C THE OH, DIANA! WOULD YOU LIKE A SODA, DIANA? OH, NO, THANK YOU, TUBBY. ALL THOSE THINGS ARE MUCH TOO FATTENING. THERE ARE SEVEN SODA STORES IN THIS NEighborhood AND DO YOU KNOW I'VE NEVER BEEN IN ONE OF THEM? I'M A SPECIAL COURIER FROM THE TOWN HALL I HAVE A PROCLAMATION HEAR YE HEAR YE... YOU ARE INVITED TO BE GUEST OF HONOR AT THE GALA 'HORSEFEATHERS PETERS DAY' CELEBRATION TO HONOR OUR LEADING CITIZEN ON THE DAY OF OCT. 29,1951 MYRA...LISTEN TO THAT- THEY'RE STILL GOING TO DO IT... EVEN IF I DID MAKE A... A JERK OF MYSELF! PETERS GRABBED THE LITTLE COURIER KISSED HER AND SWUNG HER AROUND THE PORCH IN WHAT PASSED FOR A DANCE STEP!! OH HAPPY MAY! 8 Anaheim Gazette FRIDAY, OCTOBER 26, 1951 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA D'YA THINK THEY MEANT TYPHOON?!! Carl Ryman Don Mackey LOOK, ALFRED! THE STORM BLEW OUR BOAT AWAY...AND IT'S TOO ROUGH FOR THEM TO SEND ANOTHER ONE AFTER US! HEH! HEH! RESIGN FROM AND THEY COME A THIRD ARMY YOU---YOU LIAR! BUT I'M GLAD YOU'RE SAFELY BACK! POMONA POMMELED YOU! G-GOSH ALL HEMLOCK! WH-WHAT HAPPENED? BUREAU OF CREDITALS THIS IS SOISI, ISTANBUIL, GIVE ME A RUNDOWN ON COLONEL IBM MEHMET ASSIGNED AS AIR ADJUTANT. THAT DOCKET IS CLOSED SIR! DIDN'T YOU KNOW? MEHMET DIED IN THE APRIL CHOLERA OUTBREAK! SO A RED SPY HAS BEEN POSING AS COLONEL MEHMET !? HELLO! GENERAL PUT ME ON THE LOUD SPEAKER ONCE! GIVE ME A RUNDOWN ON COLONEL IBN MEHMET ASSIGNED AS AIR ACQUITANT... SIR! DIDN'T YOU KNOW MEHMET DIED IN THE APRIL CHOLERA OUTBREAK! ARE YOU JOKING, GENERAL? COLONEL MEHMET DIED OF CHOLERA SIX MONTHS AGO! HAS BEEN POSING AS COLONEL MEHMET! PUT ME ON THE LOUD SPEAKER ONCE! ...FLASH! MY PARADISE WAS ALL SHOT! ANOTHER WOMAN, OF COURSE! THE OLD STORY. JUST WHEN A MAN GETS EVERYTHING ALL SET... NO, CADET, WHAT EROKE MY PERFECT TAHITIAN PARADISE WASN'T A WOMAN I HAD BEEN PEARL BUT HADN'T FOUND AN UNTIL THAT DAY I WOULD HEY. THEY OFFERED FIVE GRAND IF YOU DID "THROW" THE MATCH ON! YOU REFUSES TO BE BRIEBED SO I KONKS YOU HARD AND TOSSES YOU IN THE RIVER! IN YOU LOVE THE MATCH ON A FORFEIT AND I COLLECTS THE DOLSH! ATTA GIRL, DUFF4! ATTA GIRL, FITTLE! JEEPERS, WE'RE ALL WAITING ON PINS AND NEEDLES TO GET THE ANSWER. ARE YOU GOING TO BE DUFFY OR FITTLE? HERE ARE SEVEN DA STORIES IN THIS NEighborhood AND YOU KNOW I'VE VERY BEEN IN ONE OF THEM? WHICH ONE IS THAT? SNAP OUT OF IT, DIANA... WHAT ARE YOU DREAMING ABOUT? MY NEW MATH TEACHER, DAD, IS HE EVER FROM OUT OF SPACE! AND I MEAN HE ACTUAL ATOM! YOU KNOW IVE VER BEEN IN ONE OF THEM? NO? DIL BERUBE 10-26 "YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT THOSE, DEAR, THAT WAS A TYCOON." ABOUT EVER FROM OUT OF SPACE! GOSH MYRA, THINK OF IT... THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE IT A TOWN HOLIDAY WITH A BIG PARADE IN THE MORNING, A PICNIC AT PIKE'S GROVE IN THE AFTERNOON, AND A COSTUME DANCE AT NIGHT! ...ALL IN MY HONOR!! GOSH... I NEVER KNEW THE FOLKS THOUGHT THAT MUCH OF ME! -CHEE. IT'S LIKE A DREAM! IT'S ALL WE REAL, PETER AND YOU DESERVE IT! IT'S ALL LIKE A DREAM TO PETERS.. THE NIGHTMARE OF THE PAST WEEK IS OVER!!! HE'LL NEVER SUSPECT ANYONE OF TALKING BEHIND HIS BACK AGAIN, AND HE'LL NEVER BE MEAN TO ANYBODY AGAIN. EVFD! HE HEH! HEH! WE COULD RESIGN FROM THE NAVY AND THEY COULDN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT! CLACK! CLACK! BARRAGE! CLACK! CLACK! Carl Rayman Don Mackey BUT, YOUR MAJESTY! I DIDN'T KISS HER--SHE KISSED ME! OAKY! THAT MONEY! NO, YOUR MAJESTY, IT'S YOURS! I BROUGHT IT TO YOU! BOY, OH BOY/ OAKY, I BETTER SEND YOU ON ANOTHER PEACE MISSION! HELLO! GENERAL ALARM! PUT ME ON THE FIELD LOUD SPEAKERS AT ONCE! GENERAL ALARM! HEAR THIS! ADULTANT MERMET IS TO BE ARRESTED OR SHOT ON SIGHT! I HAD BEEN PEARL FISHING BUT MADN'T FOUND ANYTHING UNTIL THAT DAY I WON'T FORGET HEY...WHAT... WHY...IT'S THE MOST PERFECT PEARL I'VE EVER SEEH...THE BIGGEST... IT'S WORTH A FORTUNE but why should that spoil things? I don't get it! I SUPPOSE NOT WHEN I THINK WHAT YOU KIDS HAVE TO LEARN... THE HARD WAY... EPERS, WE'RE WAITING ON PINS NEEDLES TO GET ANSWER ARE GOING TO BE PHY OR FITTLE? YOU MAKE IT SOUND VERY CONFUSING, PATS! IN THE ANSWER IS REALLY QUITE SIMPLE! YOU SEE, I'VE JUST AGREED TO TAKE A NEW NAME IT'LL BE MRS. COTTON CALLAHAN! AND I DO MEAN HE'S ACTUALLY ATOMIC! I THINK HE'S THE SMOOTHEST HUNK OF HEARTBREAK EVER TO TEACH IN OUR SCHOOL! YOU KNOW, I SIMPLY CAN'T KEEP MY MIND ON A THING HE TEACHES WHEN I'M IN HIS CLASS?? IT'S ALL VERY REAL, PETERS AND YOU DESERVE IT! JAY ALAN 10-22 "THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT HER I DON'T LIKE!!"