anaheim-gazette 1951-09-28

ALFRED 6 Anaheim Gazette WELCOME ABOARD, LAPH! MAY I SHOW YOU AROUND? I'M REALLY A CAPTAIN, Y'KNOWALL MY UNIFORMS GOT LOST WHEN MY OWN SHIP GOT TORPED, SO... REALLY?!! WHY, I'LL ASK MY PAPA! LEND YOU ONE OF HIS! OAKY DOAKS I'll GO TO MY THRONE ROOM-- HAVE THE SPY BROUGHT THERE! YES, YOUR MAJESTY! FATHER, I WANT TO SEE THE SPY, TOO! ALL I WANT IS MY BICARB OF SODY! AND A FEW MINUTES LATER... SCORCHY SMITH WELL !? THE FIRE IS UNDER CONTROL, SIR! ...BUT THE CHEF MECHANIC DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ON THE FIELD! BUT HE DIDN'T SIGN OUT EITHER... HOW SOON CAN WE LOOK AROUND IN THERE? SCORCHY SMITH WELL!!! THE FIRE IS UNDER CONTROL, SIR! ...BUT THE CHEF MECHANIC DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ON THE FIELD! BUT HE DIDN'T SIGN OUT EITHER. HOW SOON CAN WE LOOK AROUND IN THERE? DICKIE DARE A BOAT IS THE ANSWER! HOW MUCH, MISTER? I'll SWAP HER EVEN STEPHEN FOR THIS CAR! FLAMING YOUTH IT'S A DEAL, IF YOU'LL PUT HER IN THE WATER IN AN HOUR...THAT'LL GIVE ME TIME TO BUY GROCERIES THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY THAT DAME PUNCHED YOU! I WON'T LET HER GET AWAY WITH THAT! YES YOU WILL! IM VERY FOND OF THE LITTLE DOLL! SHE ISN'T THE PERSON I THOUGHT SHE WAS AT ALL! LET'S GO! MEANWHILE, PATSY RETURNS TO THE STUDIO GEE MR.C. HEIL I'LL TO O THE B LUCK OH. DIANA! AND NOT ONLY ARE YOUR SCHOOL MARKS BAD, BUT YOU'VE BEEN VERY NEGLECTFUL ABOUT TIDYING UP YOUR ROOM, HELPING MOTHER, ETC--ETC-- AND SO I FIND THIS PUNISHMENT NECESSARY TO TEACH YOU NOT TO BE SO CARELESS IN THE FUTURE! -I- I HOPE YOU WEREN'T TO HARSH WITH DIANA, DAD, I CAN STILL HEAR HER SOBBIN NO FATHER COULD HAVE PUNISHED HIS DAUGHTER MOSE SEVERELY!! ...AND NOT ONLY ARE YOUR SCHOOL MARKS BAD BUT YOU'VE BEEN VERY NEGLECTFUL ABOUT TIDYING UP YOUR ROOM, HELPING MOTHER, ETC--ETC-- ...AND SO I FIND THIS PUNISHMENT NECESSARY TO TEACH YOU NOT TO BE SO CARELESS IN THE FUTURE! BOO! HOO!! HEY SCOTT...DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS? OLD MAN PETERS IS BRINGING THE GOVERNOR HERE TO LOOK OVER OUR RESERVOIR DEAL! NO! HE CAN'T DO THAT, THE MEDDLING OLD FOOL! NOT YET! WE HAVEN'T GOT THINGS SEWED UP YET, WITH A LITTLE TIME WE'D GET IT SO WELL ORGANIZED THE GOVERNOR COULDN'T STOP IT! THAT MEDDLING OLD FOOL!! THAT SOUNDS GOOD FOR OUR SIDE!!! WE DO HOPE THAT MEDDLING OLD FOOL" AS THEY CALL HIM HAS REALLY DONE THE RIGHT THING THIS TIME! MORRIS 0-19 Anaheim Gazette FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, 1941 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA WHY, I'LL ASK MY PAPA TO LEND YOU ONE OF HIS! OH PAUL! VEAH, I BOUGHT THAT BORT SO I CAN TAKE VISITORS OUT TO THE SHIP-- I'LL JAM LIKE SAR AND MAY FORTE KNEEL BEFORE HIS MAJESTY, KING FATSO, RULER OF THE KINGDOM OF FLESCHE! I SAID KNEE IT MIGHT BE COOL ENOUGH NOW, SIR... WITH PRECAU... YES, SIR! HE WAS THE CENT OF THE BLAZE TOO! SOON WE LOOK AND IN HERE? IT MIGHT BE COOL ENOUGH NOW, SIR... WITH PRECAU... HEY, THERE IS SOMEONE IN THERE! YES, SIR! HE WAS THE CENT OF THE BLAZING TOO! A DEAL, IF YOU'LL HER IN THE WATER ON HOUR...THAT'LL ME TIME BUY OGERIES AND PAINT OUT THAT NAME! PUT ON THE SINGLE WORD "ESCAPE" FLAMING YOUTH ANWHILE, PATCH RUNS TO THE STUDIO TELE GEE, WITH MR. CALLAHAN'S HELP, MAYBE I'LL BE ABLE TO CLEAR UP THE MASTERY BEHIND LUCK FITTLE! I'M GLAD I'M TIED UP WITH A SMART OPERATOR LIKE YOU, MASHER!! HOPE YOU WEREN'T TOO WITH DIANA, DAD. I STILL HEAR HER SOBBING. NO FATHER COULD HAVE PUNISHED HIS DAUGHTER MORE SEVERELY!! I'VE FORBIDDEN HER TO USE THE PHONE FOR ONE FULL HOUR!! WELL, WELL, DIANA! HOW WAS THE BIG WEENIE ROAST? DID YOU HAVE LOTS OF FUN? OH, DAD! DID WE HAVE THE FOOD! JEEPER MADE A PIG OF MY SANDWICHES, CORN ICE CREAM, ETC.-THOUGHT I WOULD HOPE YOU WEREN'T TOO WITH DIANA, DAD. I STILL HEAR HER SOBBING. NO FATHER COULD HAVE PUNISHED HIS DAUGHTER MORE SEVERELY!! I'VE FORBIDDEN HER TO USE THE PHONE FOR ONE FULL HOUR!! WELL, WELL, DIANA! HOW WAS THE BIG WEENIE ROAST? DID YOU HAVE LOTS OF FUN? OH, DAD! DID WE HAVE THE FOOD! JEEPER! MADE A PIG OF MY SANDWICHES, CORN ICE CREAM, ETC—B THought I Would THERE'S PETERS, SITTING RIGHT BESIDE THE GOVERNOR! DOY, HE SURE MAKES HEADWAY... HE'S GOT PLENTY O' NERVE...WE SURE NEED HIM AROUND THIS TOWN! HI, GOV'NOR! WELCOME TO PETERS CORNERS! THE GOVERNOR STOPPED HIS CAR AND CHATTED INFORMALLY WITH THE CITIZENS AS PETERS BEAMED! HE TOLD THEM HE UNDERSTOOD THEIR PLIGHT... BUT HE PROMISED THEM NOTHING TILL HE LOOKED OVER THE RESERVOIR PROJECT!!! THEIR HOMES HANG IN THE BALANCE. I'LL JAM EM IN LIKE SARDINES AND MAKE A FORTUNE! I SAID KNEEL! YES, SIR! HE WAS THE CENTER OF THE BLAZE, TOO! GENERAL, THESE PUSED METAL STRIPS WHERE ZIPPERS ON CLOTH...LIKE ON COVERALLS! I'LL BET THIS WAS YOUR CHIEF MECHANIC! AND WHAT'S THIS? YES, SIR! HE WAS THE CENTER OF THE BLAZE, TOO! GENERAL, THESE FISED METAL STRIPS WE'RE ZIPPERS ON CLOTH... LIKE ON COVERALLS! I'LL BEAT THIS WAS YOUR CHIEF MECHANIC! AND WHAT'S THIS?! TRADED HER TO A DURN YOUNG FOOL WHO WAS DAD BENT ON SAILIN' OFF INTO NOWHERE! TH'OL' TUB HAD SOME HOLES INTO HER! THEM WAS IN THE BOTTOM WHERE THEY DIDN'T SHOW TED! I'M GLAD I'M TIED UP WITH A SMART OPERATOR LIKE YOU, "MASHER"! BUT OF COURSE, IT ISN'T GOING TO BE EASY TO UNRAVEL THE MASTERY OF LUCK FITTLE'S CASE! THERE'S SO LITTLE! DID DID HE SAY "MASHER"?? OH, DAD! DID WE HAVE FUN!!! AND THE FOOD! JEEPERS, I ACTUALLY MADE A PIG OF MYSELF! HOT DOGS, SANDWICHES, CORN ON THE COB, PIE, ICE CREAM, ETC.-ETC.-GOSH, I THOUGHT I WOULD BUST! OH, MO-THER! IS SUPPER READY? OH, DAD! DID WE HAVE FUN!!! AND THE FOOD! JEEPERS, I ACTUALLY MADE A PIG OF MYSELF! HOT DOGS, SANDWICHES, CORN ON THE COB, PIE, ICE CREAM, ETC—ETC—GOSH, I THOUGHT I WOULD BUST! BOY!! OH, MO-THER! ... IS SUPPER READY? 9-20 WELCOME TO PETERS CORNERS! MORRIS 9-29 FORMALLY WITH THE WILD THEM HE UNDERSTOOD EM NOTHING TILL HE LOOKED UP HOMES HANG IN THE BALANCE— JAY ALAN 9-29 "I'M BUSY TONIGHT, ALBERT, CALL ME BACK IN TEN OR TWENTY YEARS!"