anaheim-gazette 1951-09-14

ALFRED Anaheim Gazette LET'S SEE YOU HIT MY HAT WHEN I TOSS IT IN THE AIR! ONE-TWO— BANG! BANG! BANG! HEY! WHO WAS DOING THAT SHOOTING? I DON'T KNOW, SIR, NOT ME, SIR— OAKY DOAKS POMONA, YOU'VE TURNED DOWN FIVE PRINCES—NOW THERE'S ONLY ONE LEFT! BRING HIM OUT, FATHER! I WILL! AND YOU BETTER CHOOSE HIM FOR YOUR HUSBAND! I'LL DECIDE WHO TO CHOOSE! PRINCE PITKIN, OF THE KINGDOM OF PINDARIA! SCORCHY SMITH HALT! HOLD IT! STOP EVERYTHING! WHOA!! WHOA!!...W-HERE'S SMITH? WHERE'S GENERAL SIDISI? WHAT'S THE CHEERING? SCORCHY SMITH HALT! HOLD IT! STOP EVERYTHING! WHOA!! WHOA!!! W-WHERE'S SMITH? WHERE'S GENERAL SIDISI? WHAT'S THE CHEERING? DICKIE DARE WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT "SHEEK" MEANS? THE CURVE OF THE DECKLUNE,SIR! AND I ALWAYS DID LIKE THE KETCH RIG... MAINS'L'S ALL INBOARD...STEERS HERSELF. THE ADVENTURES OF PATSY I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO, MR. BALLAXAN BUT I DON'T THINK I LIKE IT! JUST CHECKING ON A GOOD STORY, KID, THAT'S ALL! HA! ANKWAY, MISS FITTLE, GOT THE LAST LAUGH ON THOSE ROUGHNECKS! SNIFF! OH. DIANA! OH, SHARON! WHAT A LOVELY DRESS! THANK YOU, DIANA. I JUST BOUGHT IT TODAY AT CLAIRE'S DRESS SHOPPE. CLAIRE'S DRESS SHOPPE? WHY, I'VE BEEN GOING THERE FOR YEARS! YES, THE SALESLADY TOLD ME. OH, SHARON! WHAT A LOVELY DRESS! THANK YOU, DIANA. I JUST BOUGHT IT TODAY AT CLAIRE'S DRESS SHOPPE. CLAIRE'S DRESS SHOPPE? WHY, I'VE BEEN GOING THERE FOR YEARS! YES, THE SALESLADY TOLD ME. WELL, WELL, WELL... IF IT ISN'T THAT OLD DEAR, DEAR FRIEND OF MINE, HORSEFEATHERS PETERS... PRIZE BUSY BODY, GENERAL HUSSANCE AND ALL AROUND MISFIT!! I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU...WHERE YOU BEEN? NONE O' YOUR LIP, ALFY CHENWATER... I'M TELLIN' YA...GIT OUT O' THIS TOWN AN' STAY OUT....DON'T COME BRING'N' YOUR CROOKED DEALS AROUND HERE TO ANNOY US LAW ABIDIN' FOLKS, SEE!! THE SCORNFUL LAUGH PETERS RECEIVED MADE HIM MORE FURIOUS AND MORE DETERMINED THAN EVER TO BLAST THIS GUY AND HIS FIENDISH PLAN!! Barbara HOBELMANN 18 WITHIN A YEAR SHE HAD BEaten The Disease. NOW SHE HOLDS 2 NATIONAL TITLES! HERE, BABS GETS INTERVIEWED BY PEGGY WREN, TEEN-AGE COR-RESPONDENT FOR A HOUSTON PAPER. naheim Gazette FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, 1961 ANAHAM, CALIFORNIA WHO WAS THAT NOTING? I DON'T KNOW, SIR, NOT ME, SIR? MARVELOUS! MAKES A MAN GLAD TO BE ON THE HIGH SEAS! LIFE COULD BE WONDERFUL EXCEPT FOR THOSE TWO CHARACTERS! YES...THEY ARE A PROBLEM, SIR. E PITKIN, OF THE DOM OF NANDARIA! ??!!! WHAT'S THE MATTER, PRINCE PITKIN? WE'RE WAITING! ER, DON'T BOTHER TO WAIT, YOUR MAJESTY! OAKY DOAKS! WE'RE CHEERING GENERAL SIDISI AND MAJOR SMITH, MAJOR... UP THERE! THAT'S GENERAL SIDISI UP THERE?...WITH SMITH AT THE CONTROLS!? MAJOR SOGG! YOUR AMERICAN PLOTS ARE AMAZING! HE FINDS DEFECTS IN MANY BUT ZIP-HE FINDS A GOOD SHIP AND - ZOOM! WHERE'S HERE'S GENERAL WHAT'S THE NG? WE'RE CHEERING GENERAL SIDISI AND MAJOR SMITH, MAJOR! ... UP THERE! THAT'S GENERAL SIDISI UP THERE?...WITH SMITH AT THE CONTROLS!?! AMERICAN PILOTS ARE AMAZING! HE FINDS DEFECTS IN MANY BUTZIP-HE FINDS A GOOD SHIP AND - ZOOM! URVE OF THE INE,SIR! AND I DID LIKE THE RIG... MAINS'L'S BOARD...STEERS LF. I'll SNEAK YOU SOME CHOCOLATE BARS, CADET! YOU TALK MY LINGO! I'll CHECK ON HOW THAT "PUNISHMENT" IS WORKING I'VE A HUNCH THAT "STONE WALLS DO NOT A PRISON MAKE...." COULTON Waugh SNiff! I'm a SISSY TO BE DRIVING PATRY! BUT I'M ALL MIXED UP! I CAN'T HIDE IT ANYMORE! IF IT WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL DETTER TO TELL EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY...ILL BE GLAD TO LISTEN! MY, I've been THERE FOR YEARS! BUT SHE SAID YOU NEVER BUY ANYTHING!!! AND I HAVE SIX PAIRS OF SHOES, TWELVE DRESSES, FOUR SUITS, ETC.-ETC.-ETC-- JEEPERS, SHARON, DO REALLY NEED SUCH, FABULOUS WARDROBE I'M BEGINNING TO TH YOU'RE THE EXTRAVAGA TYPE. YOU'VE BEEN MING THERE FOR YEARS! S, THE MILESLADY OLD ME. BUT SHE SAID YOU NEVER BUY ANYTHING! ...AND I HAVE SIX PAIRS OF SHOES, TWELVE DRESSES, FOUR SUITS, ETC.-ETC.-ETC- JEEPERS, SHARON. DO REALLY NEED BULK A FABULOUS WARDROBE I'M BEGINNING TO TH YOU'RE THE EXTRAVAGA TYPE. TWO-TIME WINNER SHE WON A FIGHT OVER THAT DREAD DISEASE, POLIO--AND NOW WINS BIG SWIMMING RACES! ONCE SHE LAY SO Ill THAT NOURISHMENT HAD TO BE PIPED THROUGH HER VEINS. SWIMMING MIGHT HELP HER, A DOE SAID. IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE YOU WERE ONCE AN INVALID! I'M AWARNIN' YA, ALFY.. WE FOLKS IN PETERS CORNERS BEEN LIVIN' HERE PEACEABLE AND QUIET ALL THESE YEARS AND WE AIN'T LETTIN' ANY SHYSTER COME IN HERE AND MAKE A RESERVoir OF OUR TOWN AND FLOOD OUR HOMES!..WE'll... WE'll...COFF COFF YOU'LL WHAT, PETERS? WE'VE GOT EVERYTHING JUST ABOUT SET, MY FRIEND! ...IF YOU DON'T WANT TO MOVE OUT QUIETLY YOU'RE PERFECTLY WELCOME TO STAY RIGHT HERE PROVIDED YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE YOUR BEDROOM WITH A FEW PERCH OR PICKERELL !!! ...NOW BEAT IT BEFORE I FORGET MYSELF!! PETERS DOESN'T KNOW HOW HE'S GOING TO DO IT; BUT IF IT'S THE LAST THING HE DOES HE GOING TO STYMIE THIS FIEND FROM EXECUTING HIS BEASTLY SCHEME!! YES--THEY ARE A PROBLEM, SIR. IT'S WORSE THAN HAVING A MENAGERIE ABOARD! YES, IT IS, SIR. S-SOMETIMES I'M SORRY I EVER JOINED THE NAVY! NOW, NOW, SIR-- OAKY DOAKS! FATHER! I CHOOSE HIM TO BE MY HUSBAND! PRINCE PITKIN ISN'T FEELING WELL! -AND HE ASKS TO BE EXCUSED! MAJOR SOGG! YOUR AMERICAN Pilots Are Amazing! HE FINDS PEECTS IN MANY BUT-ZIP - HE FINDS A GOOD SHIP AND - ZOOM! I COVERED UP PRETTY WELL, EH? IDOT! THAT SMITH OBVIOUSLY SUSPECTS! NO-ONE CAN HEAR US HERE, MAJOR! NOW WE CAN TALK! MAJOR SOGG! YOUR AMERICAN PILOTS ARE AMAZING! HE FINDS DEFECTS IN MANY BUT ZIP-HE FINDS A GOOD SHIP AND - ZOOM! I COVERED UP PRETTY WELL, EH? IDOT! THAT SMITH OBVIOUSLY SUSPECTS! NO-ONE CAN HEAR US HERE, MAJOR! NOW WE CAN TALK! CHECK ON HOW THAT FINISHMENT" IS WORKING. I VE A HUNCH THAT "STONE WALLS DO NOT A PRISON MAKE..." NOR PRISON BARS A CAGE... SO WHEN I SAW THIS BLACK FIN COMING, I SEZ TO MYSELF... ...FINIS? BUT IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN THAT... GO ON! IF IT WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL DETTER TO TELL EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY. ILL BE GLAD TO LISTEN! THAT'S JUST THE TROUBLE, PATSY I'M NOT ABLE TO TELL ANYBODY ANYTHING! MEANWHILE AT THE SPORTS DESK OF COTTON CALLAHAN HMM...NOW WHATILL BE MY LEAD? JEEPERS, SHARON, DO YOU REALLY NEED SUCH A FABULOUS WARDROBE? I'M BEGINNING TO THINK YOU'RE THE EXTRAVAGANT TYPE. EXTRAVAGANT ?? HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT DIANA!! I NEVER BUY ANYTHING THAT I DON'T WANT!!! JEEPERS, SHARON. DO YOU REALLY NEED SUCH A FABULOUS WARDROBE? I'M BEGINNING TO THINK YOU'RE THE EXTRAVAGANT TYPE. EXTRAVAGANT P? HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT, DIANA! I NEVER BUY ANYTHING THAT I DON'T WANT!! WHAT, PETERS? GOT EVERYTHING BOUT SET, MY FRIEND! I DON'T WANT TO MOVE QUIETLY YOU'RE NIGHT HERE. PROVIDED LIKE TO SHARE YOUR DOM WITH A FEW PERCH KERELL!!! BEAT IT BEFORE I GET MYSELF!! FOUND $33,841! PLAYING IN AN ABANDONED HOUSE IN YONKERS, N.Y., THESE TWO LADS FOUND AN OLD PAINT CAN CONTAINING A FORTUNE — $33,841.00! Jommie Nowack ALFRED Graves LIKE THE HONEST GUYS THEY WERE THEY CARRIED IT HOME, THEN TO THE POLICE. THE LADS GOT A BIG REWARD FROM THE ESTATE AND ARE NOW FATTENING UP ON... 5-10-51 Published by The Los Angeles Times.